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(Huffington Post)   Politician accused of sexting pics of himself. No, not that one...oh...wait, yes, it is that one   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 33
    More: Cool, Anthony Weiner, Blasio, Christine Quinn, horse-drawn carriage, Huma, sex predator, Michael Bloomberg, stop and frisk  
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2013-07-23 10:20:55 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-23 04:32:17 PM  
5 votes:

pootsie: Also: "Carlos Danger?"

Who comes up with that?


Yeah, "Danger" is supposed to be the middle name.
2013-07-23 04:56:53 PM  
4 votes:

tripleseven: James!: Mayor Christine Quinn.

Which is a terrible thought.


I like her.

Anyhow... to the jokes!

Christine Quinn doesn't have to worry about keeping her dick in her pants, cause she keeps it in her nightstand.
2013-07-23 04:40:28 PM  
4 votes:
i3.photobucket.com
Carlos Danger, circa 2011
2013-07-23 04:57:52 PM  
3 votes:

James!: Mayor Christine "Mewling" Quinn.


ftfy
2013-07-23 04:44:22 PM  
3 votes:
So much for "Carlos Danger" being the Royal Baby's name.
2013-07-23 03:25:23 PM  
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: YouAreItNoTagBacks: This is why you don't post links while distracted by a webinar at work...tag should be dumbass.

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]


On second thought, given the name "Carlos Danger," the cool tag could apply.
2013-07-23 03:23:34 PM  
3 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Come on dude, couldn't you have kept it in your pants after the first scandal?  I realize this isn't recent, but he has to know his opponents are going to try to string him up for this.  It's a shame he did it and that it came out, he would've been a good mayor.


He's The Wein.  You can't expect him to keep it in his pants.  It's the source of all of his superpowers.
2013-07-23 03:20:22 PM  
3 votes:

YouAreItNoTagBacks: This is why you don't post links while distracted by a webinar at work...tag should be dumbass.


img1.fark.net
2013-07-23 04:54:21 PM  
2 votes:

Ivo Shandor: pootsie: Also: "Carlos Danger?"

Who comes up with that?

Yeah, "Danger" is supposed to be the middle name.


www.hrwiki.org
Dangeresque!
2013-07-23 04:53:38 PM  
2 votes:

LessO2: So much for "Carlos Danger" being the Royal Baby's name.


DAMMIT. There goes my five bucks.
2013-07-23 04:37:38 PM  
2 votes:
Carlos Danger

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-07-23 04:24:26 PM  
2 votes:
If his wife Huma doesn't kick Carlos Danger's ass to the curb this time, then she's a bigger cuckquean than Hillary Hamrod Clinton


/Huma, just tell your son that his father was killed in a donkey fisting accident, it will be less embarrassing for him
2013-07-23 04:17:51 PM  
2 votes:
2013-07-23 03:24:40 PM  
2 votes:

unyon: TuteTibiImperes: Come on dude, couldn't you have kept it in your pants after the first scandal?  I realize this isn't recent, but he has to know his opponents are going to try to string him up for this.  It's a shame he did it and that it came out, he would've been a good mayor.

He's The Wein.  You can't expect him to keep it in his pants.  It's the source of all of his superpowers.


The real question is: Can you ween Wein off the wien?
2013-07-23 09:10:22 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe he can get a job doing ads for Hebrew Nationals.
2013-07-23 05:32:44 PM  
1 votes:
In the wake of the Carlos Danger/Anthony Weiner news from today, The Onion releases a statement: "F*ck it, we give up."
2013-07-23 05:24:06 PM  
1 votes:
VOTE DANGER 2013!
2013-07-23 05:21:17 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: TuteTibiImperes: unyon: TuteTibiImperes: Come on dude, couldn't you have kept it in your pants after the first scandal?  I realize this isn't recent, but he has to know his opponents are going to try to string him up for this.  It's a shame he did it and that it came out, he would've been a good mayor.

He's The Wein.  You can't expect him to keep it in his pants.  It's the source of all of his superpowers.

Well, hey, everyone loves Clinton, so maybe he can power through it.  He just needs to learn how to flash a shiat-eating shameless grin and play the part of the ladies man instead of coming off as smarmy.

Easy for Bill. Scoring a real beege in the WH is a major step up (on the Studly Scale) from posting naughty selfies to someone online who may or may not even really be a girl. Hard to look anything other than smarmy in that case.


Wein and Geraldo ought to exchange nasty naked selfies and then hook up for a he-man
handy sesh. Totes not gay, though.
2013-07-23 04:52:54 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus Christ, Mr. Weiner! Get a grip!
2013-07-23 04:47:04 PM  
1 votes:
I can't wait to hear what Newt farking Gingrich thinks about this.
2013-07-23 04:37:25 PM  
1 votes:

exparrot: Already Disturbed: There's no keeping this guy down.

I find that hard to swallow


That's why you're not on his mailing list.
2013-07-23 04:37:18 PM  
1 votes:
Ok....well here we go again.....pure speculation, but here is how I see the cable new networks handling this........

MSNBC: A 6 Hour Special featuring Melissa Harris Perry modeling her new line of Tampon Earrings alternating with UK Royal Baby Coverage and extended showings of Lockup Raw because there is absolutely no political news to report that they know of.

Fox News: Benghazi-Weener Gate: The Animated Series, Sarah Palin's Gee Shucks Its Great To Be A White Chick In America and The Hannity Word Jumble Gameshow - Benghazi-Weener Gate Home Edition.

CNN: Special Report: Did Somebody Win The Election And Not Tell Us? to be followed by Ann Romney Will Finally Get Some Tasteful Draperies For The White House. with cutaways of Wolf Blitzer quizzing atheists about their religious beliefs, or what they would believe if they were not atheists.
2013-07-23 04:35:36 PM  
1 votes:

Already Disturbed: There's no keeping this guy down.


I find that hard to swallow
2013-07-23 04:33:59 PM  
1 votes:
Carlos Danger is the new Ron Mexico.
2013-07-23 04:31:42 PM  
1 votes:

pootsie: Also: "Carlos Danger?"

Who comes up with that?


s3.amazonaws.com
2013-07-23 04:27:23 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a dick


That's what she said.
2013-07-23 04:24:53 PM  
1 votes:
You know you are in trouble when you are a democrat and the huffington post uses a semi-misleading headline to take a shiat on  you.
2013-07-23 04:21:10 PM  
1 votes:
Pretty sure that since I took the TF sub that was gifted to me by and admin, and used it to poop all over the TFD board, I will never get a link greenlit.

Oh well.
2013-07-23 04:06:46 PM  
1 votes:

elvisaintdead: MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a dick

And rather proud of it,  apparently.


Long may it wave
2013-07-23 04:04:05 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a dick


And rather proud of it,  apparently.
2013-07-23 03:43:33 PM  
1 votes:
He should take a lesson from NY's former blind governor Patterson. When confronted with his own personal sex scandal, he replied, "YES. YES I DID. And I'd do it again. So there. We done with this now? Good. Now STFU and GBTW." (paraphrased slightly)

He kinda sucked as governor and was not successful in the next election, but his was the sex scandal response that I have admired the most.
2013-07-23 03:12:49 PM  
1 votes:
This is why you don't post links while distracted by a webinar at work...tag should be dumbass.
 
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