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2013-07-23 09:42:04 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: This is where you have to go balls out, to use an unfortunate phrase. Give a grand speech that reminds everyone of the great people throughout American history who just could not keep it in their pants (or wives) and the world was a better place for it. Ben Franklin, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Tiger Woods... Some people can only reach their greatest if they are banging everything with a pulse in a sixty mile radius.


And that would be FINE if the horndogs wouldn't get married.  Seriously, who cares about what this guy does, except when his actions flagrantly and scuzzily break a public vow?  I could only respect him a little bit if old Huma was standing there staring at him like Grim Death, and he was flinching and sporting a black eye.  Fear gives those public apologies the shine of sincerity.

Poor Huma, if she's not going to go nuclear on this idiot, she might as well make his dick pictures her Christmas card from now on.
 
2013-07-23 09:47:48 PM  
Pepe Stealth??  Does the "stealth" part imply that you don't know I'm already in your room with my pants off, or that you don't know it's inside yet?
 
2013-07-23 09:57:25 PM  

LasersHurt: quickdraw: Delawheredad: I love how everyone including Fark is ignoring the fact that he tried to bribe his internet pen pal into deleting her side of the texts with offers of jobs and a condo in Chicago! How can ANYONE on Fark defend him when he willing to attempt bribery to keep the truth about him under wraps? That alone should get him exiled to political Siberia for life.

Yes - if that turns out to be true thats a problem. So far all we know is that some of the allegations are true. I would not put it past him to have tried to bribe her - Im just waiting for more info before I come to a conclusion.

/I'm nutty like that.

They don't care much for that around here.


Yes - it means occasionally I get called a troll for insisting on waiting till all the facts are in.
 
2013-07-23 10:00:53 PM  
If his wife needs some payback, I would be willing. She is pretty hot
 
2013-07-23 10:01:45 PM  

machoprogrammer: If his wife needs some payback sex, I would be willing. She is pretty hot


fixed that for myself
 
2013-07-23 10:03:01 PM  
Dear God, I didn't think anything was going to make me miss the royal baby coverage but this might've done it.
 
2013-07-23 10:04:49 PM  

Lsherm: quickdraw: Lsherm: IlGreven: Remember, kiddies: If you run for political office, you're dooming yourself to missionary only with your wife for the rest of your life. No more fun sexy times for you. And if you don't have a wife, and/or don't swing that way, then God help you.  And if you don't believe in God, well...

Honestly, the problem is that he's married and he keeps doing this.  It would still reflect on his judgement if he was single and was doing it, but he's intentionally hurting his wife (who just had their child) because he can't control his compulsions.  That's not "fun sexy times" - it's just wrong.  This isn't something he is sharing with her, it's something he's hiding from her, and that's an enormous failure on his part.

Unless polyamory is an accepted part of their marriage.

Yeah, they're both lying about it.


No one is lying. They said there would probably be some revelations and here they are. I know several polyamorous couples. While they arent really hiding anything from anyone its also not the sort of thing they broadcast - especially if they are in positions of responsibility/authority.

So unless you personally know Huma I dont see how you can possibly speak for her. Id wager she has had a much more interesting life than you and has had (and continues to have) opportunities for sensual pleasure that you will never imagine - let alone experience.
 
2013-07-23 10:07:39 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
"All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos."\
"Carlos the dwarf?"
"Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?"
 
2013-07-23 10:14:34 PM  
I don't care what my elected officials do...so long as I never hear about it.  The moment their shiat becomes public, it has become obvious that they can't deal with their shiat anymore.  If they can't deal with their own shiat, they can't deal with my shiat and I want them gone.  God god man, try and keep your pants on in pictures.
 
2013-07-23 10:20:55 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2013-07-23 10:22:40 PM  
daRog, that's farking epic!!!
 
2013-07-23 10:30:27 PM  
Juan Jeopardy... nice.
 
2013-07-23 10:30:47 PM  
I wish I felt comfortable sending dick pics to random chicks.

It has nothing to do with the size of my equipment, I just think it's kinda weird.

/seriously
//STOP LAUGHING!!!!
 
2013-07-23 10:34:30 PM  
 
2013-07-23 10:41:08 PM  

quickdraw: So unless you personally know Huma I dont see how you can possibly speak for her. Id wager she has had a much more interesting life than you and has had (and continues to have) opportunities for sensual pleasure that you will never imagine - let alone experience.


I'm not sure how having your husband flit around on the internet with women 15 years your junior right after you've had his baby counts as a sensual pleasure, but you seem to be an expert.  Maybe you can write a book about how to spin low self-esteem.
 
2013-07-23 10:41:42 PM  
So my question is - why did the girl suddenly go public with this?  She has to have seen from the experiences of previous women to admit sexual shenanigans with political figures that the media and much of society isn't going to be particularly kind to her, and a relatively minor role like this isn't going to springboard her into fame and sex column jobs.

Maybe she was behind on her rent and needed the advance from whoever she sold the story to, but you'd have to think Weiner would have been willing to pay at least that much to keep it hush hush.

I'm just confused.
 
2013-07-23 10:45:15 PM  
Carlos Danger?

More like Carlos the Jacker.
 
2013-07-23 10:49:04 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: So my question is - why did the girl suddenly go public with this?  She has to have seen from the experiences of previous women to admit sexual shenanigans with political figures that the media and much of society isn't going to be particularly kind to her, and a relatively minor role like this isn't going to springboard her into fame and sex column jobs.

Maybe she was behind on her rent and needed the advance from whoever she sold the story to, but you'd have to think Weiner would have been willing to pay at least that much to keep it hush hush.

I'm just confused.


She's still anonymous, so it's probably working out well for her so far.

Also, that Spitzer chick made some coin.
 
2013-07-23 11:12:31 PM  

Lsherm: TuteTibiImperes: So my question is - why did the girl suddenly go public with this?  She has to have seen from the experiences of previous women to admit sexual shenanigans with political figures that the media and much of society isn't going to be particularly kind to her, and a relatively minor role like this isn't going to springboard her into fame and sex column jobs.

Maybe she was behind on her rent and needed the advance from whoever she sold the story to, but you'd have to think Weiner would have been willing to pay at least that much to keep it hush hush.

I'm just confused.

She's still anonymous, so it's probably working out well for her so far.

Also, that Spitzer chick made some coin.


The Spitzer chick brought down a sitting Governor and had a much juicier story with a lot more dirt.
 
2013-07-23 11:13:44 PM  

Lsherm: TuteTibiImperes: So my question is - why did the girl suddenly go public with this?  She has to have seen from the experiences of previous women to admit sexual shenanigans with political figures that the media and much of society isn't going to be particularly kind to her, and a relatively minor role like this isn't going to springboard her into fame and sex column jobs.

Maybe she was behind on her rent and needed the advance from whoever she sold the story to, but you'd have to think Weiner would have been willing to pay at least that much to keep it hush hush.

I'm just confused.

She's still anonymous, so it's probably working out well for her so far.

Also, that Spitzer chick made some coin.


She achieved a takeover of the American music business.
 
2013-07-23 11:18:26 PM  
The picture confirms Weiner is indeed a left-leaning moderate.
 
2013-07-23 11:19:20 PM  

Bloody William: Carlos Danger

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Last seen heading into some sort of zone.
 
2013-07-23 11:19:51 PM  
Obviously Weins is trying to be the Charlie Sheen of politics....

"TEXTING!!!"

At least Elliot Spitzer was committed to his disfunction and was "all in" not like AW who seems to prefer "window shopping."
 
2013-07-23 11:23:31 PM  
If you are a public figure of some sort, you really can't just go online and get nekid. Without being found out anyways. At the very least, he should be getting it on with girls in relatively obscure countries who don't really care about NY politics.
 
2013-07-23 11:25:18 PM  

Frankly, I think anytime his name comes up from now on the filter should just change it to "Anthony Weiner's Genitals." After all, the only thing really running for office there is his cock and balls.

 
2013-07-23 11:45:32 PM  

radioshack: I think it all depends on his wife.  If she leaves him over this he's sunk.  I don't think she will, though.


She won't, because she already knew about this before he started his mayoral run and would have left him then if she was going to.
 
2013-07-23 11:52:15 PM  

elvisaintdead: MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a dick

And rather proud of it,  apparently.


From what I've seen, he has a lot to be proud of. I think it's hard (snert) for men with generous endowments to restrict that largess (snicker) to one woman (or man, as the case may be). I can understand that. When you've got a lot, it's only natural to want to share.
 
2013-07-23 11:53:25 PM  

Torrent of Rubbish: Lsherm: TuteTibiImperes: So my question is - why did the girl suddenly go public with this?  She has to have seen from the experiences of previous women to admit sexual shenanigans with political figures that the media and much of society isn't going to be particularly kind to her, and a relatively minor role like this isn't going to springboard her into fame and sex column jobs.

Maybe she was behind on her rent and needed the advance from whoever she sold the story to, but you'd have to think Weiner would have been willing to pay at least that much to keep it hush hush.

I'm just confused.

She's still anonymous, so it's probably working out well for her so far.

Also, that Spitzer chick made some coin.

She achieved a takeover of the American music business.


Was talking about the Playboy spread.  Did anyone actually buy her "music"?
 
2013-07-23 11:59:44 PM  
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2013-07-24 12:26:39 AM  

sirrerun: [fwgnfl.com image 150x192]


I have a MEXICO jersey in my closet. andyandnoreen.com
 
2013-07-24 12:35:11 AM  
I thought Hillary was the most spineless wench for sticking by her man in the name of politics.  Turns out I was wrong.  Twice now.
 
2013-07-24 01:37:23 AM  
Well, at least his wife will have a good sense of Huma about all this.
 
2013-07-24 02:47:50 AM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Sexting isn't a reason for a politician to step down or not be elected.

Not learning from your mistakes is.


And the denial and making up stories about being hacked/framed/whatever didn't help his credibility either.

The guy is an arrogant dirtbag that thinks he can do whatever the hell he wants regardless of who gets hurt.
 
2013-07-24 03:37:55 AM  
I have zero problems with sexting, and for all we know, he and Huma are swingers or something, or she's totally cool with him jerking off with internet strangers.  I don't know.  Or care!

Here's where this is actually a problem: Weiner's judgment was atrocious the first time (after revealing the sexting *himself*, then lying and making Breitbart the victim... as if that guy needed the actual evidence of a liberal conspiracy.) And obviously, he hasn't learned from the first awful scandal that made him the laughingstock of, at the very least, half a billion people.  He farked up before, and, knowing this, decided to just keep doing the same things and run for office again.  I'd say he had huge balls, but I've seen the cock shots, so... no.  He's a dumbass with ludicrously awful judgment.
 
2013-07-24 05:39:31 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Come on dude, couldn't you have kept it in your pants after the first scandal?  I realize this isn't recent, but he has to know his opponents are going to try to string him up for this.  It's a shame he did it and that it came out, he would've been a good mayor.


Not recent - like less than a year ago?
 
2013-07-24 05:43:49 AM  
Il Douchey:

/Huma, just tell your son that his father was killed in a donkey fisting accident, it will be less embarrassing for him

This.
 
2013-07-24 06:44:08 AM  

bobbette: I have zero problems with sexting, and for all we know, he and Huma are swingers or something, or she's totally cool with him jerking off with internet strangers.  I don't know.  Or care!

Here's where this is actually a problem: Weiner's judgment was atrocious the first time (after revealing the sexting *himself*, then lying and making Breitbart the victim... as if that guy needed the actual evidence of a liberal conspiracy.) And obviously, he hasn't learned from the first awful scandal that made him the laughingstock of, at the very least, half a billion people.  He farked up before, and, knowing this, decided to just keep doing the same things and run for office again.  I'd say he had huge balls, but I've seen the cock shots, so... no.  He's a dumbass with ludicrously awful judgment.


This precisely.  It has fark-all to do with the "what".  It has everything to do with the "why".  And the why in this case is "poor judgment" and "lack of impulse control".  Two things I really, really have a problem with when it comes to guys who are given a metric fark-ton of responsibility, information and contracts to deal with on a day-to-day basis.
 
2013-07-24 07:36:22 AM  

LessO2: So much for "Carlos Danger" being the Royal Baby's name.


I was laughing so hard at this that I was gasping for air.

Bravo.
 
2013-07-24 07:40:50 AM  

Fade2black: I thought Hillary was the most spineless wench for sticking by her man in the name of politics.  Turns out I was wrong.  Twice now.


You're not thinking about the long game .
Hillary and Bill have reaped millions of dollars in cash and billions in government perks and influence.

Rather than Hillary becoming a footnote to Clinton Presidency and showing up once a year on the The View. Hillary became SOS and maybe the next President.

Huma and Tony are close friends and proteges of the Clintons. It's entirely possible that Weiner and Huma plan a run at the becoming the first Jewish president  and a muslim wife !

My God that the same as having  Adamantium armor embedded with kryptonite defeating any media critic or political opposition.

So what's a BJ or sextexting fling, when measured against the rewards of power of the Presidency ?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

// New Yorkers are celebrity obsessed and crave access.
 
2013-07-24 08:17:29 AM  

s1ugg0: Does anyone else not care who other people are farking or is it just me?




I don't give a shiat as long as they shut their mouths about others.
 
2013-07-24 08:20:10 AM  
Hello. My name is Carlos Danger. You have an online account. Prepare to see my weiner.
 
2013-07-24 08:39:25 AM  
That's it. Shut down Twitter. It is obviously a tool of the Devil...oh wait, the dumbass is a Dem. Twitter is addictive and must be regulated heavily to non-existence.
 
2013-07-24 09:24:05 AM  
If you are on this mans Political team take away his smart phones and do not allow him near anything with a camera. He clearly has some problems.
 
2013-07-24 09:43:30 AM  
I just hope Huma finally dumps him once his career is officially over.  Let him go share his wiener with one of his 20 year old Facebook fans.

The man clearly wants to go down in history as the politician most ironically brought down by his wiener so she should let him.

She can do better.
 
2013-07-24 09:45:12 AM  

dehehn: I just hope Huma finally dumps him once his career is officially over.  Let him go share his wiener with one of his 20 year old Facebook fans.

The man clearly wants to go down in history as the politician most ironically brought down by his wiener so she should let him.

She can do better.




No she can't.
 
2013-07-24 10:12:23 AM  

Six_By_Nine: This precisely.  It has fark-all to do with the "what".  It has everything to do with the "why".  And the why in this case is "poor judgment" and "lack of impulse control".  Two things I really, really have a problem with when it comes to guys who are given a metric fark-ton of responsibility, information and contracts to deal with on a day-to-day basis.


On the other hand, the sex is why this gets so much press, whereas Virginia's governor taking over $100,000 in undeclared gifts and "loans" from a business is a little side note.

Fade2black: I thought Hillary was the most spineless wench for sticking by her man in the name of politics.  Turns out I was wrong.  Twice now.


Estimates vary greatly, but 20-60% of married people have cheated, and yet financial issues are the leading cause given for divorce. She's spineless for being forgiving, like tens of millions of other Americans?
 
2013-07-24 10:26:49 AM  

Ninja Otter: Six_By_Nine: This precisely.  It has fark-all to do with the "what".  It has everything to do with the "why".  And the why in this case is "poor judgment" and "lack of impulse control".  Two things I really, really have a problem with when it comes to guys who are given a metric fark-ton of responsibility, information and contracts to deal with on a day-to-day basis.

On the other hand, the sex is why this gets so much press, whereas Virginia's governor taking over $100,000 in undeclared gifts and "loans" from a business is a little side note.

Fade2black: I thought Hillary was the most spineless wench for sticking by her man in the name of politics.  Turns out I was wrong.  Twice now.

Estimates vary greatly, but 20-60% of married people have cheated, and yet financial issues are the leading cause given for divorce. She's spineless for being forgiving, like tens of millions of other Americans?




Twice.

She did it twice. That we know of.
 
2013-07-24 10:32:02 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: dehehn: I just hope Huma finally dumps him once his career is officially over.  Let him go share his wiener with one of his 20 year old Facebook fans.

The man clearly wants to go down in history as the politician most ironically brought down by his wiener so she should let him.

She can do better.

No she can't.


Ah, but she will. When Weiner's chances to become mayor of NYC go flaccid, she'll dump him and find the next guy to ride to the top.
 
2013-07-24 11:05:20 AM  

dj_bigbird: StoPPeRmobile: dehehn: I just hope Huma finally dumps him once his career is officially over.  Let him go share his wiener with one of his 20 year old Facebook fans.

The man clearly wants to go down in history as the politician most ironically brought down by his wiener so she should let him.

She can do better.

No she can't.

Ah, but she will. When Weiner's chances to become mayor of NYC go flaccid, she'll dump him and find the next guy to ride to the top.




Why choose an old bag when there are plenty of 20 somethings, willing?
 
2013-07-24 11:46:01 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: She did it twice. That we know of.


Point taken, but isn't that her choice? She's still married to the guy ~17 years later, so it's not like she stayed with him cynically just until his term expired.
 
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