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(Examiner)   Just a little friendly FDA reminder: Some Banana Boat spray-on sunscreens can set you on fire. Enjoy the summer anyhow   (examiner.com) divider line 44
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2013-07-23 04:06:26 PM
www.denuology.com

Approves.
 
2013-07-23 04:13:39 PM
Come Mr. Fireman, extinguish me banana.
 
2013-07-23 04:16:20 PM
Day-ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
 
2013-07-23 04:18:51 PM
Whatever. Everything burns. I've burned myself with a gas grill a few times no sunscreen needed. Know how. I was fricking drinking and an idiot.

/here hold my beer
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 04:20:38 PM
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-23 04:20:45 PM
I'm no flamboyantly gay so this should be a problem.
 
2013-07-23 04:21:20 PM
Not
 
2013-07-23 04:21:53 PM
This looks like just a plain can of sunscreen, BUT LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
 
2013-07-23 04:23:02 PM
Isn't this story from last year?? Or was that another manufacturer...Spray on stuff doesn't work worth shiat anyway.
 
2013-07-23 04:23:06 PM
Whitey.  Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

/Why is there alcohol in sun screen?
 
2013-07-23 04:23:47 PM
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2013-07-23 04:26:49 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Whitey.  Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

/Why is there alcohol in sun screen?


So the mosquitoes get drunk, pass out, and leave you alone.
 
2013-07-23 04:27:55 PM

Buttknuckle: Nana's Vibrator: Whitey.  Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

/Why is there alcohol in sun screen?

So the mosquitoes get drunk, pass out, and leave you alone.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-23 04:28:30 PM

blatz514: [www.denuology.com image 615x461]

Approves.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 04:29:16 PM
Wait, if I spray this aerosol can near an open flame, bad things could happen?
 
2013-07-23 04:29:51 PM
What a suntan might look like

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2013-07-23 04:29:55 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
Like my tan?
 
2013-07-23 04:30:13 PM

what_now: Wait, if I spray this aerosol can near an open flame, bad things could happen?


It depends on what you mean by bad.
 
2013-07-23 04:31:54 PM

neversubmit: what_now: Wait, if I spray this aerosol can near an open flame, bad things could happen?

It depends on what you mean by bad.


phoenixmusiconline.org
 
2013-07-23 04:34:43 PM
Why am I envisioning some New Jersey shore mom with a cigarette in the corner of her mouth lighting herself on fire?
 
2013-07-23 04:34:59 PM
The Banana Boat products that were used in each incident were recalled last year, but there may still be a few bottles out there.

That's some mighty fine reporting there.
 
2013-07-23 04:36:47 PM
3rd degree burns come an me wanna go home.
 
2013-07-23 04:38:43 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Whitey.  Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

/Why is there alcohol in sun screen?


So it dries faster.

Oh, and subby? The sunscreen doesn't set you on fire. It is flammable though.
 
2013-07-23 04:40:29 PM
Darwin wins.
 
2013-07-23 04:42:25 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: neversubmit: what_now: Wait, if I spray this aerosol can near an open flame, bad things could happen?

It depends on what you mean by bad.

[phoenixmusiconline.org image 850x637]


I don't follow, help!
 
2013-07-23 04:42:53 PM

tigerose: Isn't this story from last year?? Or was that another manufacturer...Spray on stuff doesn't work worth shiat anyway.


I really liked the spray on stuff until I realized i how little is in that can.

Using it every other day, it only lasted about a month
 
2013-07-23 04:49:33 PM
50% baby oil, 50% olive oil, you're good to go.
 
2013-07-23 04:50:45 PM
Sunscreen trifecta in play?
 
2013-07-23 04:52:39 PM
Fast drying products tend to be alcohol based. Alcohol is flammable.
 
2013-07-23 04:54:04 PM

KrispyKritter: 50% baby oil, 50% olive oil, you're good to go.




Your handle and your post made me laugh.
 
2013-07-23 04:59:31 PM

Uzzah: Come Mr. Fireman, extinguish me banana.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-23 05:01:12 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Whatever. Everything burns. I've burned myself with a gas grill a few times no sunscreen needed. Know how. I was fricking drinking and an idiot.

/here hold my beer


076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com

Agrees.
 
2013-07-23 05:07:36 PM
It's gonna be a hot one!
 
2013-07-23 05:12:47 PM
Sunscreen is a drug?
 
2013-07-23 05:27:51 PM
Dammit, sunscreen, you had one f*cking job.
 
2013-07-23 05:31:58 PM
Sooo, sunscream?
 
2013-07-23 05:37:07 PM
Never use Banana Boat Sunscreen as lube for beating off. Friction can set it ablaze too. The warming feels good at first but then lights up real quick.
 
2013-07-23 05:37:08 PM
i1143.photobucket.com

If you get this reference, you've seen this movie too many times.
 
2013-07-23 05:37:40 PM

neversubmit: Jon iz teh kewl: neversubmit: what_now: Wait, if I spray this aerosol can near an open flame, bad things could happen?

It depends on what you mean by bad.

[phoenixmusiconline.org image 850x637]

I don't follow, help!


AHHHHHHH FINDING MY WAYYYYYYYYY!!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 05:40:42 PM
I think a Total Fark subscription should come with a free bottle of this stuff.
 
2013-07-23 05:44:12 PM
It's also the mineral oil which are just long-chain liquid hydrocarbon mixtures which burns pretty well but has a higher flash point. That's right your rubbing petroleum distillates on your body yay.  It's not really harmful though as it doesn't penetrate the skin well but still.
 
2013-07-23 05:56:37 PM
i.imgur.com

DO NOT WANT.
 
2013-07-23 06:23:01 PM
I'm so fair I burst into flames in the sun either way.
 
2013-07-24 11:44:12 AM
No surprise. This crap burns the hell out of my skin every time I've used. I stay away.
 
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