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(Talking Points Memo)   Rep Steve King (really not even TRYING to hide it anymore-IA) says that for every HS Valedictorian who would be helped by the dream act there are "100 who ..have calves the size of Canteloupes from hauling {pot} over the border"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 223
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2013-07-23 03:02:14 PM
God, this is f*cking gold.
 
2013-07-23 03:06:06 PM
Did he then retire to fap himself silly while images of lithe mexican boys with strong calves danced in his head?  Because this is starting to sound like fetish-level material from him
 
2013-07-23 03:06:36 PM
I got this ad before it played.  Maybe there is a god.
 
2013-07-23 03:06:41 PM
Seriously, this is one of the greatest quotes by a politician I've ever seen:

"For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there that weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert,"
 
2013-07-23 03:08:52 PM
"It's god, country, state, district."

I think he ordered the code red.
 
2013-07-23 03:14:45 PM
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CALF BLASTING SECRETS FOR HARD GAINERS THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!
 
2013-07-23 03:24:24 PM

Magorn: Did he then retire to fap himself silly while images of lithe mexican boys with strong calves danced in his head?  Because this is starting to sound like fetish-level material from him


I have to admit, the thought of a cute little Latina spinner with thighs that can crack coconuts and who comes by with a giant 75 lb bag of high test Mexican weed is giving me a rager right now.
 
2013-07-23 03:25:15 PM
Sounds like we've got a new frontrunner for the 2016 GOP nomination!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 03:25:58 PM
I wanted to say something about how many inbred rednecks there were for each person who voted for King, but I don't think there is a valedictorian for GEDs.
 
2013-07-23 03:27:47 PM

gilgigamesh: Magorn: Did he then retire to fap himself silly while images of lithe mexican boys with strong calves danced in his head?  Because this is starting to sound like fetish-level material from him

I have to admit, the thought of a cute little Latina spinner with thighs that can crack coconuts and who comes by with a giant 75 lb bag of high test Mexican weed is giving me a rager right now.


Hi test Mexican weed is a fantasy.
 
2013-07-23 03:31:26 PM

unyon: gilgigamesh: Magorn: Did he then retire to fap himself silly while images of lithe mexican boys with strong calves danced in his head?  Because this is starting to sound like fetish-level material from him

I have to admit, the thought of a cute little Latina spinner with thighs that can crack coconuts and who comes by with a giant 75 lb bag of high test Mexican weed is giving me a rager right now.

Hi test Mexican weed is a fantasy.


The whole thing is a fantasy. I am a married man. Let me have this.
 
2013-07-23 03:32:26 PM

sigdiamond2000: God, this is f*cking gold.


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2013-07-23 03:34:40 PM
calves the size of cantaloupes? That's lousy imagery. He'd get laughed out of any Freshman Lit. class in the country.
 
2013-07-23 04:03:41 PM

Magorn: Did he then retire to fap himself silly while images of lithe mexican boys with strong calves danced in his head?  Because this is starting to sound like fetish-level material from him


FTFA:   "For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there that weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert," he continued. "Those people would be legalized with the same act."

Yeah, he certainly moved from "super derpy" to "really creepy" quite quickly there.
 
2013-07-23 04:04:19 PM

gilgigamesh: Magorn: Did he then retire to fap himself silly while images of lithe mexican boys with strong calves danced in his head?  Because this is starting to sound like fetish-level material from him

I have to admit, the thought of a cute little Latina spinner with thighs that can crack coconuts and who comes by with a giant 75 lb bag of high test Mexican weed is giving me a rager right now.


Stoner Boner!
 
2013-07-23 04:04:48 PM
The $50,000 question is: will it be "I misspoke", "It was taken out of context" or "Down the memory hole"?
 
2013-07-23 04:06:51 PM
i really, really hope he's the GOP nominee for senate next year.
 
2013-07-23 04:08:29 PM

Elandriel: The $50,000 question is: will it be "I misspoke", "It was taken out of context" or "Down the memory hole"?


I may have to go with "none of the above."  King sees nothing wrong with the nonsense and/or outright filth he spews.
 
2013-07-23 04:09:55 PM
GIS for "cantaloupe calves:"

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2013-07-23 04:10:46 PM

Diogenes: gilgigamesh: Magorn: Did he then retire to fap himself silly while images of lithe mexican boys with strong calves danced in his head?  Because this is starting to sound like fetish-level material from him

I have to admit, the thought of a cute little Latina spinner with thighs that can crack coconuts and who comes by with a giant 75 lb bag of high test Mexican weed is giving me a rager right now.

Stoner Boner!


I often wondered how many dudes fap to the centerfold in High Times.

I mean come on. Its a centerfold. You know it happens.
 
2013-07-23 04:15:49 PM

Elandriel: The $50,000 question is: will it be "I misspoke", "It was taken out of context" or "Down the memory hole"?


Its Steve King. He highlights this stuff. He's very proud of it. He's never done anything in Congress. Literally. Being a racist, treasonous suicide terrorist sympathizer is literally all he's got.
 
2013-07-23 04:18:05 PM

BunkoSquad: Sounds like we've got a new frontrunner for the 2016 GOP nomination!


He wants to run for the vacating IA Senate seat (Harkin's), and the GOP establishment is doing everything it can to keep him from doing so because they know it would be God's Gift to the Democrats. He couldn't win a statewide election if he tried, much less a national.
 
2013-07-23 04:21:22 PM

sigdiamond2000: [www.aei.org image 640x360]

CALF BLASTING SECRETS FOR HARD GAINERS THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!


PERSONAL TRAINERS HATE THIS STAY AT HOME MOM!

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2013-07-23 04:24:34 PM

Somacandra: BunkoSquad: Sounds like we've got a new frontrunner for the 2016 GOP nomination!

He wants to run for the vacating IA Senate seat (Harkin's), and the GOP establishment is doing everything it can to keep him from doing so because they know it would be God's Gift to the Democrats. He couldn't win a statewide election if he tried, much less a national.


THIS.

iowa is a purple state trending blue. western iowa (king's district) is the last bastion of red. there's no way he beats a dem statewide.

personally, i'd rather he wait and run for grassley's seat when he retires, so the dems would get a net pickup. but whatever. he's a useful idiot.
 
2013-07-23 04:28:04 PM

Elandriel: The $50,000 question is: will it be "I misspoke", "It was taken out of context" or "Down the memory hole"?


He's a fan of the "it's a compliment" route: "I'm just saying how naturally physically gifted you people are, it takes a lot of stamina to carry that much drugs through the desert. That's what makes your kind so good at soccer, or, as you call it 'futbol'."
 
2013-07-23 04:28:09 PM

vpb: I wanted to say something about how many inbred rednecks there were for each person who voted for King, but I don't think there is a valedictorian for GEDs.


You think they got their GEDs? How cute!
 
2013-07-23 04:28:51 PM
For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there that weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert

Picturing a hot Mexican woman carrying 75 pounds of pot through the desert is giving me a really weird boner.
 
2013-07-23 04:31:39 PM

Jackson Herring: sigdiamond2000: [www.aei.org image 640x360]

CALF BLASTING SECRETS FOR HARD GAINERS THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!

PERSONAL TRAINERS HATE THIS STAY AT HOME MOM!

[ak9.picdn.net image 400x224]


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WEIRD BIBLICAL MONEY CODE TRICK HAS SEED HARVESTERS REVEALING ISRAELI COMBAT SECRETS OF THE STARS
 
2013-07-23 04:32:42 PM

sigdiamond2000: [www.aei.org image 640x360]

CALF BLASTING SECRETS FOR HARD GAINERS THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!


Diet Mountain Dew.  All over my farking monitor.  Thanks a ton, you.
 
2013-07-23 04:35:37 PM

Somacandra: BunkoSquad: Sounds like we've got a new frontrunner for the 2016 GOP nomination!

He wants to run for the vacating IA Senate seat (Harkin's), and the GOP establishment is doing everything it can to keep him from doing so because they know it would be God's Gift to the Democrats. He couldn't win a statewide election if he tried, much less a national.


If intended, well done.  Well done indeed!
 
2013-07-23 04:35:53 PM
*Sigh*...I just love it when my fellow Christians hate on people just because they're poor, foreigners, or not white....

Exodus 22:21: "You shall not wrong a stranger or oppress him, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.

Leviticus 19:10: Nor shall you glean your vineyard, nor shall you gather the fallen fruit of your vineyard; you shall leave them for the needy and for the stranger. I am the Lord your God.

Leviticus 19:34: The stranger who resides with you shall be to you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt; I am the Lord your God.

Proverbs 29:7: The righteous is concerned for the rights of the poor; the wicked does not understand such concern.

Matthew 25: 41-46:  41"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.'
44"They also will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?'
45"He will reply, 'Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.'
46"Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life."
 
2013-07-23 04:36:46 PM
ONE WEIRD TRICK TO THROBBING CALVES AND GLUTES
 
2013-07-23 04:39:40 PM

Jackson Herring: ONE WEIRD TRICK TO THROBBING CALVES AND GLUTES


Ol' Pat's not going to be happy with this derp competition.  Not happy at all.

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Go ahead.  Picture Pat's calves while holding his protein shake.  PICTURE IT!
 
2013-07-23 04:40:18 PM
At least he wasn't casting aspersions on anyone's asparagus.
 
2013-07-23 04:41:47 PM

Diogenes: Go ahead.  Picture Pat's calves while holding his protein shake.  PICTURE IT!


Good God! They're the size of cantaloupes!
 
2013-07-23 04:42:46 PM

Somacandra: Elandriel: The $50,000 question is: will it be "I misspoke", "It was taken out of context" or "Down the memory hole"?

Its Steve King. He highlights this stuff. He's very proud of it. He's never done anything in Congress. Literally. Being a racist, treasonous suicide terrorist sympathizer is literally all he's got.


Oh yeah, he isn't going to back down from this, other than maybe saying the lib race baiters are making it sound worse than it does. But this kind of statement is not new at all for this douche.
 
2013-07-23 04:45:12 PM

sigdiamond2000: Diogenes: Go ahead.  Picture Pat's calves while holding his protein shake.  PICTURE IT!

Good God! They're the size of cantaloupes!


It's not even remotely believable, and yet people still do!

If he even tried to leg press 2000 pounds his hips would shatter and he'd stab himself in both lungs with his femurs!
 
2013-07-23 04:47:56 PM
from now on, canteloupian is an adjective
 
2013-07-23 04:48:31 PM
fark YOU spell check, you're not my real dad
 
2013-07-23 04:53:13 PM
I can't wait for his next interview on Univision
 
2013-07-23 05:06:36 PM
New polling results released today show clear evidence that Latino voters now believe that the anti-immigrant voices in the House are not isolated individuals but that many Republicans in Congress hold these views. When hearing a quote from Republican Mo Brooks, "There is a surefire way to create jobs now for American citizens: evict all illegal aliens from America" 77% of Latino voters said it gives them a less favorable view of the overall Republican Party. After hearing quotes from eight different House Republicans, 66% of Latino voters said the anti-immigrant quotes represent "many Republicans in Congress" compared to 27% who said they represent only a few isolated individuals. Link

lol gop rebranding
 
2013-07-23 05:08:00 PM
"Those people would be legalized with the same act."

No they wouldn't
 
2013-07-23 05:12:31 PM

Marcus Aurelius: For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there that weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert

Picturing a hot Mexican woman carrying 75 pounds of pot through the desert is giving me a really weird boner.


There's nothing weird about that boner.
 
2013-07-23 05:18:43 PM
Hector enveloped him with his canteloupian calves. His eyes burned into the Congressman's like diamond sapphires. He was loaded for bear, all 130 pounds of him.
 
2013-07-23 05:20:31 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: New polling results released today show clear evidence that Latino voters now believe that the anti-immigrant voices in the House are not isolated individuals but that many Republicans in Congress hold these views. When hearing a quote from Republican Mo Brooks, "There is a surefire way to create jobs now for American citizens: evict all illegal aliens from America" 77% of Latino voters said it gives them a less favorable view of the overall Republican Party. After hearing quotes from eight different House Republicans, 66% of Latino voters said the anti-immigrant quotes represent "many Republicans in Congress" compared to 27% who said they represent only a few isolated individuals. Link

lol gop rebranding


Well, their response is, "So then should we abandon all of our principles just to win elections?"

To which my answer is:  "Yes, if your principles are xenophobia, sociopathy, and the mistaken belief that only straight white Americans count.  Yes you should.  You might win more elections AND piss decent human beings off a little less."
 
2013-07-23 05:24:51 PM
I like it when the Republicans just open up and tell us what they really think.  it's probably the most effective recruiting tool the Democrats have these days.
 
2013-07-23 05:30:49 PM
The illegal immigrants turned smugglers are usually forced by cartels to do it.
Link

So unless Mr. King is advocating we end the war on drugs he should shut his goddamn mouth.
 
2013-07-23 05:31:52 PM
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2013-07-23 05:35:48 PM
I'd love to hear an argument for how this isn't a clear-cut example of racism.
 
2013-07-23 05:38:35 PM
I have no idea what that means.  However, if it gives me better calves than, say, P90X, I'll consider it.
 
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