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(Pro Football Mock)   Peyton Manning: "Training camp, biatches! Whooooooo"   (profootballmock.com) divider line 65
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2013-07-23 02:22:07 PM  
44 days until NFL!
 
2013-07-23 02:35:07 PM  
not another season of this shiat.
 
2013-07-23 03:33:29 PM  
oh man, that was really really bad.
 
2013-07-23 03:34:41 PM  

thomps: oh man, that was really really bad.


and just to be clear, it was really really bad even within the lower standards of sports satire.
 
2013-07-23 03:40:40 PM  
PFM seems to be a bit biased in their mocking.
 
2013-07-23 03:52:20 PM  
What, no pre-preseason power rankings thread? I demand grafs! And Cowboys being too damn high!
 
2013-07-23 03:55:36 PM  
No.
 
2013-07-23 04:12:09 PM  
THIS got greenlit?   What's our parody threshold?   Toilet paper?
 
2013-07-23 04:14:01 PM  
Wow, Peyton seems jaded.
 
2013-07-23 04:14:15 PM  

SlothB77: not another season of this shiat.

 
2013-07-23 04:14:15 PM  
si.wsj.net
 
2013-07-23 04:18:59 PM  

tricycleracer:


I hate when they put the logo graphics over the cheerleaders. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
 
2013-07-23 04:24:39 PM  
Please, if you're reading this, don't click on the link. It's time we stand united against PFM so it never gets greened on Fark again.
 
2013-07-23 04:36:34 PM  
That was Awesome!
 
2013-07-23 04:36:35 PM  

thomps: thomps: oh man, that was really really bad.

and just to be clear, it was really really bad even within the lower standards of sports satire.


It's not really any worse than most of the output from KSK or Drew Magary, which is to say that it's not very good but it could be worse. Every so often a satirist strikes gold, but mostly it's just cheese.
 
2013-07-23 04:40:19 PM  
you mean Peyton didn't write that?

mind
blown.
 
2013-07-23 04:41:05 PM  

thomps: and just to be clear, it was really really bad even within the lower standards of sports satire.


Good sports satire started with, and subsequently died, along with the end of Fire Joe Morgan.
 
2013-07-23 04:44:40 PM  
So I figured I would use this occasion to give you a very brief synopsis of the AFC for the 2013 season. Ready? Okay, here it is: The Broncos will kick ass and everyone else will suck balls. The end.

Local sports media here is saying that since Von Miller got busted for substance abuse and is suspended for the first four games of the season, the Broncos can kiss the Superbowl goodbye.

/meh on Von Miller
//double meh on Broncos = Superbowl.
 
2013-07-23 04:47:19 PM  

yyrkoon: That was Awesome!


Now THIS is good satire.
 
2013-07-23 04:53:55 PM  
Oh man, is this the one which ends with Brady and Manning cursing at each other? Since I'm 10 years old, cursing automatically makes bad jokes funny!
 
2013-07-23 05:30:36 PM  

Uzzah: So I figured I would use this occasion to give you a very brief synopsis of the AFC for the 2013 season. Ready? Okay, here it is: The Broncos will kick ass and everyone else will suck balls. The end.

Local sports media here is saying that since Von Miller got busted for substance abuse and is suspended for the first four games of the season, the Broncos can kiss the Superbowl goodbye.

/meh on Von Miller
//double meh on Broncos = Superbowl.


3 of the 4 games Miller is out is going to be at home. Sucks missing him, but with Welker being added and the Donkies first round pick being a RB the offensive side of the ball should be pretty freaking nasty.

/Broncos fan
//Looking forward to this year
///Wife brought the soon to be mini bronco fan a jersey already.
 
2013-07-23 05:34:12 PM  

Uzzah: So I figured I would use this occasion to give you a very brief synopsis of the AFC for the 2013 season. Ready? Okay, here it is: The Broncos will kick ass and everyone else will suck balls. The end.

Local sports media here is saying that since Von Miller got busted for substance abuse and is suspended for the first four games of the season, the Broncos can kiss the Superbowl goodbye.

/meh on Von Miller
//double meh on Broncos = Superbowl.


The suspension is the best things that could have happened.  Mr. Miller will be fresh for the final 12 games + the Broncos 3 playoff games.

/Donkeys could beat the Raiders with cardboard cutouts on defense
 
2013-07-23 05:42:58 PM  

tricycleracer: [si.wsj.net image 262x262]


Oooooh you've totally convinced me! I now hate my FORMERLY favorite sport. THANK YOU
 
2013-07-23 05:57:27 PM  

aintnuttintofarkwith: Please, if you're reading this, don't click on the link. It's time we stand united against PFM so it never gets greened on Fark again.


1111 clicks as of the time I'm posting this message.  Sorry to say, but it's already too late.

Nope, I'm not one of the clicks.  I just came to the thread to read all of the people biatching about PFM.  It's more entertaining than reading the articles.
 
2013-07-23 06:03:59 PM  
But I like the PFM stuff... can't wait for more facebook QB stuff!
 
2013-07-23 06:04:28 PM  
That was unfunny, boring, and sad.  Whoever wrote that should quit writing and get a job in architecture or marketing or something.
 
2013-07-23 06:10:49 PM  
It's like Kissing Suzy Kolber, but nowhere near as funny.
 
2013-07-23 06:22:20 PM  

degenerate-afro: aintnuttintofarkwith: Please, if you're reading this, don't click on the link. It's time we stand united against PFM so it never gets greened on Fark again.

1111 clicks as of the time I'm posting this message.  Sorry to say, but it's already too late.

Nope, I'm not one of the clicks.  I just came to the thread to read all of the people biatching about PFM.  It's more entertaining than reading the articles.


They're not Wampler-bad, but why can't we have standards?
 
2013-07-23 06:32:08 PM  
that was awful. I need to go read an old Tawmmy from Quinzee to fix myself.
 
2013-07-23 06:33:31 PM  
that shiat is not funny anymore
 
2013-07-23 06:59:34 PM  
so did a Donko fan write that, or a Donko fan hater?

I can't tell.
 
2013-07-23 07:04:45 PM  
Broncos are over rated
 
2013-07-23 07:11:10 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: /Donkeys could beat the Raiders with cardboard cutouts on defense


Whopdee shiat, most of us Raider fans would be dancing in the street if they get to 6 wins (animal sacrifice will commence at 8 wins) the true test will be if you can beat Houston, whoever comes out of the North and NE/MIA.  Kicking the Raiders while they're down won't exactly be a challenge.

/Can't wait to see Manningface in the playoffs again.
 
2013-07-23 07:30:33 PM  
*yawn*
 
2013-07-23 07:35:23 PM  
Think Peyton forgot that Tebow had one more playoff win as  Bronco than he does.

/I know it's satire
//still love pointing that out
 
2013-07-23 07:40:55 PM  
Haven't non Peyton teams come out of the AFC like 90% of the time since he got drafted?
 
2013-07-23 07:42:32 PM  

legion_of_doo: so did a Donko fan write that, or a Donko fan hater?

I can't tell.


I'd bet former Colts/now "Im a fan of Manning" fan.
 
2013-07-23 07:50:45 PM  

basemetal: 44 days until NFL!


College football is so much better.
 
2013-07-23 07:57:35 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Think Peyton forgot that Tebow had one more playoff win as  Bronco than he does.

/I know it's satire
//still love pointing that out


Peyton was dismissed in a memorable game that will be remembered years from now as a classic.
Tebow went down in a 45-10 shellacking that will only be remembered as a dumpster fire of a game.
 
2013-07-23 08:12:05 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that the article wasn't funny yet?

How does Pro Football Mock get greenlit?
 
2013-07-23 08:15:13 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: basemetal: 44 days until NFL!

College football is so much better.


I've wanted to add you to my ignore list for weeks. You just made it a no-brainer
 
2013-07-23 08:20:20 PM  

Likwit: Has anyone mentioned that the article wasn't funny yet?

How does Pro Football Mock get greenlit?


Hm. I just realized I was thinking PFM was 'Peyton Farking Manning'. Need caffeine it seems.
 
2013-07-23 08:22:39 PM  

hundreddollarman: It's like Kissing Suzy Kolber, but nowhere near as funny.


And that's really saying something, because the post-Drew KSK is about as funny as all the 9/11 funerals combined.
 
2013-07-23 09:21:12 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: But I like the PFM stuff... can't wait for more facebook QB stuff!


Season started well, fell to .625.
/Elite Quarterback
 
2013-07-23 09:23:08 PM  
Stabby McMurderhead
 
2013-07-23 09:34:11 PM  

ISO15693: Stabby McMurderhead


I admit it, I snickered at that one.
 
rka
2013-07-23 09:50:19 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Kicking the Raiders while they're down won't exactly be a challenge.


We could all die old and grey if we had to wait until the Raiders were actually good in order to kick them. How long do you expect people to hold off?

In sports fandom, unlike real life, it is perfectly acceptable to kick the retarded and feeble.
 
2013-07-23 10:23:47 PM  
The Broncos will kick ass and everyone else will suck balls. The end.

And we're done here.
 
2013-07-23 10:58:56 PM  

Wadded Beef: The Broncos will kick ass and everyone else will suck balls. The end.

And we're done here.


I heard a LOT of that this past January.

Not much in February.

/Go Ravens!!!
 
2013-07-23 11:06:38 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: basemetal: 44 days until NFL!

College football is so much better.


Once again, we can safely ignore your opinion about anything.
 
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