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(CNN)   Those who don't learn from History are bound to keep drilling in the Gulf of Mexico   (cnn.com) divider line 10
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7302 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2013 at 3:33 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-23 02:07:21 PM  
6 votes:
Those who don't learn from History are bound to keep drilling in the Gulf of Mexico watching out for antiques, swamps, logs, firearms and keeping them safe from the Ancient Aliens of Hitler
2013-07-23 03:54:52 PM  
2 votes:
So they were drilling for natural gas when "they hit an unexpected pocket of gas"?

I'm going out in the backyard to look for unexpected buried treasure.
2013-07-23 03:54:13 PM  
2 votes:
As long as methane gas is as healthy for the gulf as oil was, I have no problem with this.
If we learned anything from the Deepwater Horizon leak, it is that there are miraculous organisms that just swim around eating oil!  And that sheen you see on the water?  That is just the rainbows that the little magic organisms poop out!

Oil -> Miracle Organisms -> Rainbow Poop!

I figure there must be some magic organisms that eat the methane too so no worries here!
2013-07-23 03:42:07 PM  
2 votes:

EyeballKid: Please. The only history these whores care about is whether or not the last check cleared.


...he typed on his petroleum-free keyboard.
2013-07-23 03:34:23 PM  
2 votes:
All those poor fish and birds will be absolutely COVERED in natural gas.
2013-07-23 03:56:38 PM  
1 votes:

agsfark: EyeballKid: Please. The only history these whores care about is whether or not the last check cleared.

...he typed on his petroleum-free keyboard.


Big_Fat_Liar:

From a home not heated with natural gas and having never eaten food cooked over a gas stove.  But other people are whores...

You know, I eat a lot of vegetables, too, and I need those to sustain my life, but I wouldn't lie down and let Green Giant buy off every politician available to keep pesky regulators away.

But, hey, keep on cheering for the petroleum industry, I'm sure they'll sleep with you.

Just wondering, are you white-knighting the horse-and-buggy industry as well?
2013-07-23 03:55:58 PM  
1 votes:

agsfark: EyeballKid: Please. The only history these whores care about is whether or not the last check cleared.

...he typed on his petroleum-free keyboard.


I get all the petroleum products I need from F*ck Island, where I am King Sh*t, AND because, frankly, I'm better than you, I don't have to do so much as lift a finger to get them because all my labor is from 3rd world, underpaid, starving children I have imported from shiatholes around the planet, SO, in reality, I'm enriching them *and* their futures, while I benefit at the same time. Not only that, I get free clothing from the US government and the NFL from their castoffs of post super bowl and election apparel, AND I feed the worker children from the finest list of cheap and endangered species available anywyere.
/thankyouverymuch, he said ironically with great smugness.
2013-07-23 03:53:18 PM  
1 votes:

agsfark: EyeballKid: Please. The only history these whores care about is whether or not the last check cleared.

...he typed on his petroleum-free gel-covered keyboard.


FTFY
2013-07-23 03:46:40 PM  
1 votes:
Vent baby vent.
2013-07-23 03:44:52 PM  
1 votes:
What's the worst that could happen?

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