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(Huffington Post)   To the joy of submitters everywhere, Christine ( R-eally I'm not a witch) O'Donnell is thinking about a senate run again next year   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 88
    More: Stupid, Christine O'Donnell, Sam Stein, Concerned Women for America, United States Senate, just a theory, American Life, Bill Maher, Eddie Izzard  
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2013-07-23 02:25:28 PM  
I'd submitter
 
2013-07-23 02:31:20 PM  
I like how she said that her parents' health was a consideration for her running in 2014, then followed up by saying running isn't on her radar in 2014. I often take things into consideration for decisions that I'm not even contemplating.
 
2013-07-23 02:35:16 PM  
Oh, please proceed dearie.  Come back on the national stage, let the news cycle dredge up the trainwreck that was your last campaign, and then add on to that with all new unexplored levels of crazy to poison the field this go-round.
 
2013-07-23 02:42:37 PM  

Elandriel: Oh, please proceed dearie.  Come back on the national stage, let the news cycle dredge up the trainwreck that was your last campaign, and then add on to that with all new unexplored levels of crazy to poison the field this go-round.


Hey, a gal needs a new Sugar Daddy. So long as she keeps running, she can find schmucks to subsidize her. She might be a little crazy and I'll informed, but she does know how to parlay favors. Just don't expect a Happy Ending for the experience.
 
2013-07-23 02:50:45 PM  
I'd like to see her ride her broomstick.
 
2013-07-23 02:50:48 PM  
Forge ahead, thou enchantress.
 
2013-07-23 03:00:52 PM  
I'd love to know what additional "context" a 140 character maximum tweet could have.
 
2013-07-23 03:17:16 PM  
DOOO EEET!!!

/a worthy replacement for ol' Crazy Eyes
 
2013-07-23 03:23:15 PM  
She's not a witch.

sickhorses.com

/ She's a ladybug.
 
2013-07-23 03:23:48 PM  
When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
 
2013-07-23 03:24:04 PM  

nmrsnr: I like how she said that her parents' health was a consideration for her running in 2014, then followed up by saying running isn't on her radar in 2014. I often take things into consideration for decisions that I'm not even contemplating.


I think you mis-typed "wealth." Nobody outside of immediate family would be dumb enough to donate to this campaign, right?
 
2013-07-23 03:24:18 PM  
She looking for a bribe. From the Republicans. Not to run.
 
2013-07-23 03:24:26 PM  
She's crazy, kinda cute, and doesn't seem to have as much rage and malice as most Republicans these days. She's welcome to make another attempt.
 
2013-07-23 03:25:06 PM  
The money ran out.
 
2013-07-23 03:27:16 PM  
I jizzed in my pants.
 
2013-07-23 03:30:33 PM  
There's nothing more vile than a submitter.

/kidding
 
2013-07-23 03:32:43 PM  
Oh yesssss!

Ted Cruz for President and O'Donnell for Senate.
 
2013-07-23 03:33:06 PM  
img709.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-23 03:33:57 PM  
Wonder if she'll officially drop her last name this time?

img.photobucket.com

/didn't think i'd ever have reason to use that again - surprised it's still in my 'bucket
 
2013-07-23 03:34:08 PM  

jaytkay: She's not a witch.

[sickhorses.com image 161x400]

/ She's a ladybug.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqQJB8DR_Zo
 
2013-07-23 03:34:24 PM  
She's OK, but she's no Bachmann.
 
2013-07-23 03:34:59 PM  

EyeballKid: I think you mis-typed "wealth." Nobody outside of immediate family would be dumb enough to donate to this campaign, right?


What's the quote? "No one ever went bankrupt betting on human stupidity?"

Ah, here it is: "No one in this world, so far as I know - and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me - has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby." --H.L. Mencken
 
2013-07-23 03:39:58 PM  

Alphax: She's crazy, kinda cute, and doesn't seem to have as much rage and malice as most Republicans these days. She's welcome to make another attempt.


Wolf in sheep's clothing.  She may not be foaming at the mouth like the rest of her Republican counterparts, but she is definitely your run-of-the-mill authoritarian fundie evangelical.
 
2013-07-23 03:45:49 PM  

Zerochance: Alphax: She's crazy, kinda cute, and doesn't seem to have as much rage and malice as most Republicans these days. She's welcome to make another attempt.

Wolf in sheep's clothing.  She may not be foaming at the mouth like the rest of her Republican counterparts, but she is definitely your run-of-the-mill authoritarian fundie evangelical.


i believe the equally fantastic "wolf in sheeps clothing" political ad from that year was actually carly fiorini and not odonnel.

/off to watch the witch video, its always good for a hearty laugh
 
2013-07-23 03:50:43 PM  

Im_Gumby: [img709.imageshack.us image 501x392]


[HEATH_LEDGER_JOKER_LAUGH.WAV]
 
2013-07-23 03:55:20 PM  
Will she defoliate that landing strip for the campaign?  And what will she use?  A weed whacker?  Agent Orange?
 
2013-07-23 03:55:32 PM  
alphax: She's crazy, kinda cute, and doesn't seem to have as much rage and malice as most Republicans these days. She's welcome to make another attempt.

really, at what? a second date? why would you cast a vote based on these criteria?  you DO know there are starving children in North Carolina who would be happy to use your voter card if they could?
 
2013-07-23 03:56:02 PM  
The Daily Show and Colbert Report writers must be so excited
 
2013-07-23 03:58:14 PM  
Oh lawd.
 
2013-07-23 04:04:30 PM  
I remember how her 2008 campaign manager ran robocalls against her in 2010, because she was too busy spending campaign cash on personal expenses to bother with the business of actually winning an election and governing.  Her funds must be getting low again.
 
2013-07-23 04:04:38 PM  
FULL DERP AHEAD, GOP!
 
2013-07-23 04:09:10 PM  

Im_Gumby:


They're all gonna laugh at you!
 
2013-07-23 04:12:23 PM  

Granny_Panties: She looking for a bribe. From the Republicans. Not to run.


She will make a bundle off of Democrats trying to get her to win the primary against a competent Republican candidate.
 
2013-07-23 04:12:38 PM  
i611.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 04:13:18 PM  
Good to see that the Republicans are gearing up to blow a chance at retaking the Senate again.
 
2013-07-23 04:26:23 PM  
Needs an extra year to drop some of that baby fat.

/not saying she ate a baby
//wouldn't surprise me if she had
//Dick Cheney pseudo-conservatives are everywhere
 
2013-07-23 04:34:43 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i611.photobucket.com image 454x300]


She's a corndogger.
 
2013-07-23 04:42:25 PM  
I could get firmly behind her, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-23 04:54:59 PM  

urbangirl: She's OK, but she's no Bachmann.


Oh, she's still young, still feeling her oats. There's plenty of time for her to buckle down and concentrate the derp to Bachmann levels and higher. I have much faith in Christine O'Donnell's ability to bring the lulz.
 
2013-07-23 04:58:33 PM  

acefox1: When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.


What kind of hole and are you using digging as a euphemism?
 
2013-07-23 05:06:39 PM  
Oh Mighty Derp God, I kneel before you.

i.imgur.com

Now please Lord, deliver us the holy grail of Tea Party Comedy..........

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 05:10:33 PM  

theorellior: still feeling her oats


You misspelled 'tits'.
 
2013-07-23 05:11:10 PM  

homelessdude: Now please Lord, deliver us the holy grail of Tea Party Comedy..........


That would be a dream ticket! All the Usual Suspects would be all, "Why are you racist and sexist? We've got a woman and a black on the ticket now!" Thereby -- wait for it -- playing the race card!
 
2013-07-23 05:11:25 PM  
good.   those farking retards will probably vote her in too.
 
2013-07-23 05:11:45 PM  
She was the one who claimed she'd become a Pagan and sacrificed something? Honey, go to a shrink and test for schizophrenia, apparently that's a common delusion.

/Why do the psychos hallucinate  my religion sacrificing babies, we think they're adorable little  poop machines tykes...
 
2013-07-23 05:12:22 PM  
We should all sign up to encourage her. She's that safer version of crazy that you don't have to worry about actually winning.
 
2013-07-23 05:12:32 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: theorellior: still feeling her oats

You misspelled 'tits'.


www.mindhuestudio.com
 
2013-07-23 05:13:35 PM  
This will be fun.
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-23 05:21:32 PM  
Repubs don't actually want to win Senate seats it seems.
 
2013-07-23 05:30:06 PM  
You know, if you have to define yourself in terms of what you ARE NOT... Perhaps that's telling you something.

I'm not an entire jerk on Fark. Honest!
 
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