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2013-07-23 04:09:08 PM  
6 votes:

hailin: I don't really care about looks, but if you are weird you will definitely be made fun of this office. I've found though that being an oddball is directly proportional to your looks most of the time. Not that their aren't weirdly behaving attractive folk, but we haven't had a single person "kill it with fire" in the looks department who wasn't also a possible stalker/serial rapist/furry fanatic.


It's not really too surprising that a person who's odd-looking or unattractive, after spending a lifetime being ridiculed and marginalized by others, might develop neurotic or strange behavior as a result.
2013-07-23 04:03:02 PM  
3 votes:
Ugly doesn't bother me, even subby's-mom ugly.  It's the smelly ones that draw my ire.
2013-07-23 03:54:22 PM  
3 votes:
Where I work, Nice will get you further than looks.
Works that way with wimen, too.
I'm not a dog, But I've dated "dogs"  that were nice.
I've dumped models that were not.
Just be nice.
2013-07-23 04:03:17 PM  
2 votes:
I'm so average you wouldn't notice me on the street.  And I do my job well.  win/win
2013-07-23 03:54:36 PM  
2 votes:

Abuse Liability: Solution?  Allow everyone to drink during the workday.

[i.qkme.me image 460x360]


More like 5000BC amirite?

Is it time for beer yet?
2013-07-23 03:46:03 PM  
2 votes:
Perhaps those workers would be treated better if they had some sort of alibi.
2013-07-23 04:13:15 PM  
1 vote:

Abuse Liability: Carn: Abuse Liability: Solution?  Allow everyone to drink during the workday.

[i.qkme.me image 460x360]

More like 5000BC amirite?

Is it time for beer yet?

That you are. Unfortunately, that info-graphic was not available after a quick Google search.  I'll go with what the internet god's give me, even if factually inaccurate.


Well it still works and that guy looks very happy.  I'd also be willing to bet our beers of today beat the snot out of the ones they had when they first invented it...

"Hey, I got some funky soup for you to try."
'That's kinda gross, but I think I like it'
"Let's make some more!"
'Hell yeah'
2013-07-23 04:11:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty much ignored, which is how I like it. The downside of it is that the cube-people on either side of me forget I'm here and just chatter away on their phones about anything and everything. The one on the right is a Type-A personality who tells her husband and kids every move to make. The one on the left is an alcoholic and I'm pretty sure she's cheating on her husband.

That's why I wear earbuds on most days and listen to Pandora or iTunesU.
2013-07-23 04:09:33 PM  
1 vote:
I may be ugly but at least I'm an asshole
2013-07-23 04:00:09 PM  
1 vote:

JohnnyCanuck: Headso: this model looking dude worked at our office for a short time and all the women claimed he was "arrogant"

They get mad when he doesn't return their flirts. Maybe he was sick of it. Calling him arrogant is just their defense mech.

\or maybe he was arrogant..I duno.


If you have no reason to be at someone's office and you constantly go out of your way to start a conversation and be flirty while they're trying to work, it's creepy or annoying, depending on your gender.  Either way, you go from nice to polite to get the f*ck away from me.  And if that's arrogant, oh well.
2013-07-23 03:57:55 PM  
1 vote:
This is just Darwin whispering "stay away from them or your genes will die out" in your ear.
2013-07-23 03:57:32 PM  
1 vote:
I guess they didnt interview that dental assistant who got fired for being too attractive, and the damn supreme court of her state upheld the firing.
/looks dont matter for most jorbs, just do the damn jorb
2013-07-23 03:53:38 PM  
1 vote:
I don't really care about looks, but if you are weird you will definitely be made fun of this office. I've found though that being an oddball is directly proportional to your looks most of the time. Not that their aren't weirdly behaving attractive folk, but we haven't had a single person "kill it with fire" in the looks department who wasn't also a possible stalker/serial rapist/furry fanatic.
2013-07-23 03:52:40 PM  
1 vote:
Next up, new studies show women make less money than men for the same job.
2013-07-23 03:49:48 PM  
1 vote:
Solution?  Allow everyone to drink during the workday.

i.qkme.me
2013-07-23 03:41:58 PM  
1 vote:
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