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2013-07-23 04:53:19 PM
Yay, once again is awesome to be a 5 on the 1 - 10 scale.  Too inoffensive to basement, too unattractive to harass and most likely to just be invisible if you keep your mouth shut.  Just the way I likes it.
 
2013-07-23 04:55:32 PM
Respectfully disagrees:
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2013-07-23 05:00:56 PM
Articles exemplifies "It ain't news...it's FARK". bless your heart, Subby.
 
2013-07-23 05:07:18 PM
Another average guy here.  And yeah, sometimes I'd rather be more attractive, but sometimes being average is just fine.

I tend to chat to all the girls I work with and I'll flirt with some of them.  I'm not ugly enough to get labeled as 'creepy' and I'm not attractive enough to be hated by the other guys for being great with women.  Plus because I'm average a fair percentage of the girls just see me as a fun guy.  I've never been labeled as someone who is always hitting on women (which I realize can be a real bad thing in a workplace).

I can certainly see how being an outlier either end of the scale does have it's disadvantages.  Though I'd definitely rather be on the high end of the scale than the low end.
 
2013-07-23 05:22:55 PM

Abuse Liability: Carn: Abuse Liability: Solution?  Allow everyone to drink during the workday.

[i.qkme.me image 460x360]

More like 5000BC amirite?

Is it time for beer yet?

That you are. Unfortunately, that info-graphic was not available after a quick Google search.  I'll go with what the internet god's give me, even if factually inaccurate.


Lemme help you with that...

hensley.com
 
2013-07-23 05:32:35 PM
Many men see me as a threat to their relationships, and that sucks sometimes. Just because I sleep around doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with their wife... unless they piss me off, then all bets are off!

I'm not terribly handsome, but I am rather charming with a good dash of being an asshole that women seem to like. \

Also, if you like a chick, but you're too afraid to talk to her for whatever reason, flirt with the fuggos around her and she'll get self conscious and throw herself at you. She can't help it! It'll work as long as you're not fat, ugly or smelly.

And, for farks sake, do something about your breath. Some cologne couldn't hurt either.
 
2013-07-23 05:41:21 PM
I'm not a dog, But I've dated "dogs"  that were nice.

Charity dates?
 
2013-07-23 06:06:25 PM
As King shiat of fark Island, I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2013-07-23 06:13:11 PM

worlddan: John the Magnificent:
Yeah.. it's always been sort of a blessing with me.

And a curse.

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: This article seems to suggest that it's better to be good looking than be bad looking. If this is true, then this seems like a real game changer.

Research shows that it's best to be slightly better than average but not too much so. The thing about being an extreme outlier (in a desirable direction) is that one has to deal with many false positives. People who are only attracted to one for their looks, or just for sex, or even worse the people who assume that because one is attractive one must also be competent. I've known people who actively work at being "weird"  or "normal" simply because it keeps the riff-raff away. Kinda sad but understandable.



I think being an outlier in the desirable direction is only really a problem for women. Attractive women have to spend a lot of time rebuffing the advances of men and sometimes the envy of other women. But I don't really think the Don Draper's of the world experience too many negative consequences from being very handsome.
 
2013-07-23 06:24:30 PM
The Gerry Gurgich Effect
 
2013-07-23 07:00:51 PM

Bung_Howdy: another questionable green


Cram it with walnuts ugly.
 
Ant
2013-07-23 07:32:52 PM

hailin: but we haven't had a single person "kill it with fire" in the looks department who wasn't also a possible stalker/serial rapist/furry fanatic.


I'm betting that being treated like shiat all the time probably has an effect on one's behavior.
 
2013-07-23 07:53:25 PM

Abuse Liability: Carn: Abuse Liability: Solution?  Allow everyone to drink during the workday.

[i.qkme.me image 460x360]

More like 5000BC amirite?

Is it time for beer yet?

That you are. Unfortunately, that info-graphic was not available after a quick Google search.  I'll go with what the internet god's give me, even if factually inaccurate.


nmichaelhawe.files.wordpress.com

Quick and dirty. But needed I think.
 
2013-07-23 08:19:00 PM
Ugly people are stupid
 
2013-07-23 08:22:33 PM

PJ-: This just in, beautiful people get treated better than ugly ones.

This also just in, ugly people get down faster.


Really?  Then why are all the middle managers fat and ugly?  Never met a hot looking manager....  I have met plenty of hot looking executives however.
 
2013-07-23 11:03:56 PM
newsflash!
 
2013-07-24 01:55:47 AM
I've tended to notice that, too, but it's not the ugly people that are treated poorly so much as the smelly, unkempt ones.  If you are ugly because your face isn't put together very well, people will generally overlook that if you are clean and well-groomed.  Come in reeking of cigarettes, wearing dirty/wrinkled clothes and not having shaved or done your hair... that's on you.  You can't help how you were born, but you can help how you present yourself.
 
2013-07-24 09:05:00 AM
Ugly people face more bigotry on a daily basis than any minority group.  I should know.
 
2013-07-24 03:57:16 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: Many men see me as a threat to their relationships, and that sucks sometimes. Just because I sleep around doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with their wife... unless they piss me off, then all bets are off!

I'm not terribly handsome, but I am rather charming with a good dash of being an asshole that women seem to like. \

Also, if you like a chick, but you're too afraid to talk to her for whatever reason, flirt with the fuggos around her and she'll get self conscious and throw herself at you. She can't help it! It'll work as long as you're not fat, ugly or smelly.

And, for farks sake, do something about your breath. Some cologne couldn't hurt either.


You sound like an ugly in denial.
 
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