Abuse Liability: Carn: Abuse Liability: Solution? Allow everyone to drink during the workday.[i.qkme.me image 460x360]More like 5000BC amirite?Is it time for beer yet?That you are. Unfortunately, that info-graphic was not available after a quick Google search. I'll go with what the internet god's give me, even if factually inaccurate.
worlddan: John the Magnificent:Yeah.. it's always been sort of a blessing with me.And a curse.Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: This article seems to suggest that it's better to be good looking than be bad looking. If this is true, then this seems like a real game changer.Research shows that it's best to be slightly better than average but not too much so. The thing about being an extreme outlier (in a desirable direction) is that one has to deal with many false positives. People who are only attracted to one for their looks, or just for sex, or even worse the people who assume that because one is attractive one must also be competent. I've known people who actively work at being "weird" or "normal" simply because it keeps the riff-raff away. Kinda sad but understandable.
Bung_Howdy: another questionable green
hailin: but we haven't had a single person "kill it with fire" in the looks department who wasn't also a possible stalker/serial rapist/furry fanatic.
PJ-: This just in, beautiful people get treated better than ugly ones.This also just in, ugly people get down faster.
HST's Dead Carcass: Many men see me as a threat to their relationships, and that sucks sometimes. Just because I sleep around doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with their wife... unless they piss me off, then all bets are off!I'm not terribly handsome, but I am rather charming with a good dash of being an asshole that women seem to like. \Also, if you like a chick, but you're too afraid to talk to her for whatever reason, flirt with the fuggos around her and she'll get self conscious and throw herself at you. She can't help it! It'll work as long as you're not fat, ugly or smelly.And, for farks sake, do something about your breath. Some cologne couldn't hurt either.
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