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(NYPost)   The Kardashian clan looking to get out of the reality TV business to focus on winning Oscars. Seriously   (nypost.com) divider line 35
    More: Unlikely, Kim Kardashian, Brody Jenner, Academy Awards, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner, high note, matriarchs, Naughty but Nice  
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2013-07-23 02:07:26 PM  
That's going to be tough.  There are not a lot of NBA stars or hip-hop artists named Oscar anymore.
 
2013-07-23 02:09:12 PM  
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2013-07-23 02:09:17 PM  
Well that's just sad. Let this sink in, they are quitting us.
 
2013-07-23 02:13:13 PM  
Go for the EGOT.
 
2013-07-23 02:17:43 PM  
FTA: "It has been the biggest reality franchise of highest. Both Kim and Kris want to make sure they end on a high note, leaving fans wanting more, rather than try and stretch the show on for another few seasons and watch it die a death."
 
2013-07-23 02:18:17 PM  
I'm sure Kim will win lots of Oscar awards...once they make categories for "Hugest Ass", "Biggest Waste Of Oxygen", "Best Gold-digger", and "Best Performance Involving Getting Peed On By Brandy's Brother"
 
2013-07-23 02:19:57 PM  

devilEther: FTA: "It has been the biggest reality franchise of highest. Both Kim and Kris want to make sure they end on a high note, leaving fans wanting more, rather than try and stretch the show on for another few seasons and watch it die a death."


In the season finale, they should all be hit by a bus and die in a gruesome manner. Except Chloe, who, we find out, has been telling the story to a psychiatrist in a mental ward the whole time.
 
2013-07-23 02:21:56 PM  

devilEther: FTA: "It has been the biggest reality franchise of highest. Both Kim and Kris want to make sure they end on a high note, leaving fans wanting more, rather than try and stretch the show on for another few seasons and watch it die a death."


Translated from Wookie, apparently.
 
2013-07-23 02:22:16 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I'm sure Kim will win lots of Oscar awards...once they make categories for "Hugest Ass", "Biggest Waste Of Oxygen", "Best Gold-digger", and "Best Performance Involving Getting Peed On By Brandy's Brother"


She could win an acting award for her turn playing the title character in The Search for Sasquatch.
 
2013-07-23 02:22:20 PM  
Yes leave TV and try out movies that would be a fail of all epic fails.
 
2013-07-23 02:26:33 PM  

devilEther: FTA: "...and watch it die a death."


www.doctorwhoreviews.co.uk
 
2013-07-23 02:44:04 PM  
they have the money, why not just buy an Oscar because honestly none of them have acting talent - unless Kim K's porno goes aluminum .
 
2013-07-23 02:49:03 PM  

Misconduc: they have the money, why not just buy an Oscar because honestly none of them have acting talent - unless Kim K's porno goes aluminum .


It's got to go sand first..
 
2013-07-23 02:50:38 PM  
I don't think they give out Academy Awards for interracial porn.
 
2013-07-23 02:57:25 PM  

Misconduc: they have the money, why not just buy an Oscar because honestly none of them have acting talent - unless Kim K's porno goes aluminum .


They should go for a Golden Globe first, they're cheaper.
 
2013-07-23 02:58:05 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I don't think they give out Academy Awards for interracial porn.


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2013-07-23 03:04:19 PM  
where's that bending robot to state my precise reaction?
 
2013-07-23 03:15:02 PM  
I would like to give Kim my Oscar, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-23 03:27:11 PM  
OK, fess up. They have been on for 8 seasons so it seems. SOMEONE IS WATCHING!!!
 
2013-07-23 03:28:50 PM  
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metallion: It's got to go sand first..


We all know, by now, that it has assuredly  gone hallway.
 
2013-07-23 03:35:27 PM  

Misconduc: they have the money, why not just buy an Oscar because honestly none of them have acting talent - unless Kim K's porno goes aluminum .


They could every now and then one will come up for auction. But I do remember years ago that the academy was trying to stop that from happening. I dont think it got anywhere.
 
2013-07-23 04:08:08 PM  
fark you, if you watch their show.
 
2013-07-23 04:11:30 PM  
The delusion of grandeur displayed by this family are spectacular.  Please follow through on this idea.
 
2013-07-23 04:14:32 PM  
What's the porn industry's equivalent of an Oscar?  Maybe the Kardashians should start there.
 
2013-07-23 04:29:39 PM  
My fear is that once the show ends E! will stop its obsession with the family and we will know little of their ongoing shenanigans. Did brother Rob succeed in his sock business? Did Khloe ever get knocked up by that former NBA player? Did KimKan's child get stabby over his/her(?) stupid name? Did Kris and Bruce do something mildly interesting? Did Scott and Kourtney have another immaculate conception? Did Chris re-enter the picture/KIm? Please, please reconsider, Kardashians.
 
2013-07-23 04:36:36 PM  
If only the Maquis had  better aim we would not be having this problem.
 
2013-07-23 04:54:53 PM  
Hey, as long as they leave television-land, I'm OK with that. Movies I can ignore more easily since there's usually a good bit of time between films and they don't promo the shiat out of them on a regular basis.
 
2013-07-23 05:00:10 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: In the season finale, they should all be hit by a bus and die in a gruesome manner. Except Chloe, who, we find out, has been telling the story to a psychiatrist in a mental ward the whole time.


I'm okay with this.
 
2013-07-23 06:33:17 PM  

dc0012c: Hey, as long as they leave television-land, I'm OK with that. Movies I can ignore more easily since there's usually a good bit of time between films and they don't promo the shiat out of them on a regular basis.


But knowing how Kris is she will probably make them run the preview of any movie they are in at every commercial break. So it could be much much worse. Kardashians on EVERY channel at every break!
 
2013-07-23 07:17:12 PM  

Rann Xerox: What's the porn industry's equivalent of an Oscar?  Maybe the Kardashians should start there.


A Kleenex.

/don't they need to get nominated first?
 
2013-07-23 07:38:13 PM  
Chloe

come on, everyone knows their names all begin with "K"
 
2013-07-23 09:31:25 PM  
Garcon, a round of Bender laughing even harder pics for my friends.
 
2013-07-23 11:57:25 PM  

Rann Xerox: What's the porn industry's equivalent of an Oscar?  Maybe the Kardashians should start there.


I think it's called "The Jeremy". It's not golden... it's kind of... well, if coarse, black hair was a colour, that's what it would be.
 
2013-07-24 10:40:31 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: come on, everyone knows their names all begin with "K"


I love what George Carlin said about this very thing.
 
2013-07-25 01:32:53 AM  
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