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2013-07-23 11:38:11 AM  
And wash your damned balls.
 
2013-07-23 11:41:54 AM  

new_york_monty: And wash your damned balls.


And don't point that thing at me.
 
2013-07-23 11:44:06 AM  
Why do people care about what other people do in privacy? No one is getting raped here.
 
2013-07-23 11:47:01 AM  

R.A.Danny: Why do people care about what other people do in privacy? No one is getting raped here.


Because America was started by Puritans and even now, centuries later, their ancient fear remains: someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.
 
2013-07-23 11:53:58 AM  

new_york_monty: someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.


Egads! We can't have any of that.
 
2013-07-23 12:26:40 PM  
I don't know why the neighbors are complaining.  Of course it's hanging out.  Hard to prevent that when you're naked.
 
2013-07-23 12:27:51 PM  
The second rule of Naked Hangout Club is:  Be careful around the stove
 
2013-07-23 12:29:11 PM  
we had naked hangout club when i was at Umass. Butterfield was a blast.
// ive already said too much.
 
2013-07-23 12:29:41 PM  

Diogenes: The second rule of Naked Hangout Club is:  Be careful around the stove


Have someone else cook the bacon.
 
2013-07-23 12:31:13 PM  
so, too much sexytime man-grunting is what they are complaining about?
 
2013-07-23 12:31:59 PM  
Third rule: No slotted wooden chairs.
 
2013-07-23 12:32:20 PM  
There may be nothing creepier than a group of naked folk standing around chanting "His name is Robert Paulson."
 
2013-07-23 12:33:21 PM  
"Another neighbor, who did not want to be identified, said she has heard men having sex. She said the guests cannot be seen, but she has a problem with the noise."

All that grunting, groaning with hot sweaty men telling each other where to put it and yelling HARDER, FASTER, the sound of ass getting spanked and the slap, slap, slap of flesh on flesh swinging ball sacks and everyone behind the bushes yellin I'M CUMMING could be distracting.
 
2013-07-23 12:33:45 PM  

R.A.Danny: Why do people care about what other people do in privacy? No one is getting raped here.


1) They're not completely in privacy (you can hear them)
2) Running a business in a residential area means greater traffic, less parking, and more inconveniences.
3) An unlicensed business isn't passing proper taxes, isn't complying with health or public safety rules.
 
2013-07-23 12:36:07 PM  

darth_badger: "Another neighbor, who did not want to be identified, said she has heard men having sex. She said the guests cannot be seen, but she has a problem with the noise."

All that grunting, groaning with hot sweaty men telling each other where to put it and yelling HARDER, FASTER, the sound of ass getting spanked and the slap, slap, slap of flesh on flesh swinging ball sacks and everyone behind the bushes yellin I'M CUMMING could be distracting.


go on...
 
2013-07-23 12:37:19 PM  
don't charge $99 if that makes it a bed and breakfast. just have sven, knuckles, and pig nose reminding everyone this is a multi level marketing party and this bottle of vitamins is $99..
 
2013-07-23 12:38:12 PM  
Another neighbor, who did not want to be identified, said she has heard men having sex. She said the guests cannot be seen, but she has a problem with the noise.


Oh dear! She heard men having sex! Her life is ruined, her feminine sensibilities are forever stained with the horror of the sounds of men having sex. I can't imagine how offended she might be if she heard them.... DRINKING and SMOKING!


Of course, we should be calling shenannigans... Everyone knows women are louder.
 
2013-07-23 12:38:58 PM  
I bet it smells like lube and poop downwind of that place.
 
2013-07-23 12:39:18 PM  

darth_badger: "Another neighbor, who did not want to be identified, said she has heard men having sex. She said the guests cannot be seen, but she has a problem with the noise."

All that grunting, groaning with hot sweaty men telling each other where to put it and yelling HARDER, FASTER, the sound of ass getting spanked and the slap, slap, slap of flesh on flesh swinging ball sacks and everyone behind the bushes yellin I'M CUMMING could be distracting.



Now is this a recording of two people having seeeex or are they working out?
 
2013-07-23 12:40:24 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Third rule: No slotted wooden chairs.


And I think we're done here, folks.  No one's going to top this comment.

/turn out the lights
 
2013-07-23 12:41:15 PM  

meanmutton: 1) They're not completely in privacy (you can hear them)


Who can hear them? The next door neighbor with their ears to the fence or someone down the street?

They can be told to keep it down.

meanmutton: 2) Running a business in a residential area means greater traffic, less parking, and more inconveniences.
3) An unlicensed business isn't passing proper taxes, isn't complying with health or public safety rules.


I can buy these arguments, but I'm talking more about the puritanical anti sex attitude than the zoning laws.
 
2013-07-23 12:41:26 PM  
"Another neighbor, who did not want to be identified, said she has heard men having sex. She said the guests cannot be seen, but she has a problem with the noise."

She has a problem with the noise because she likes to watch.
 
2013-07-23 12:41:49 PM  
I thought rule number one would be dont take pictures.
 
2013-07-23 12:41:49 PM  

elbriley: There may be nothing creepier than a group of naked folk standing around chanting "His name is Robert Paulson."


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 12:42:16 PM  

R.A.Danny: Why do people care about what other people do in privacy? No one is getting raped here.


TFA indicated guests were parking in the area and a neighbor could hear two guys having sex.

Those are legit complaints. It would be nice if they could work it out without lawyering up but you know that isn't gonna happen.
 
2013-07-23 12:42:47 PM  

eKonk: Harry Freakstorm: Third rule: No slotted wooden chairs.

And I think we're done here, folks.  No one's going to top this comment.

/turn out the lights


Technically, it could be worse, it could be a sharp-edged aluminium slotted chair.
 
2013-07-23 12:47:03 PM  
Code enforcement officers are investigating whether there are any violations.

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Those statues and that tiger chair are violations against good taste.

That tiger chair is so bad that it may have looped back into ironic.  "80s porno set" may be a super-hip decorating idea in Brooklyn within 3 years.
 
2013-07-23 12:50:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Code enforcement officers are investigating whether there are any violations.

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Those statues and that tiger chair are violations against good taste.

That tiger chair is so bad that it may have looped back into ironic.  "80s porno set" may be a super-hip decorating idea in Brooklyn within 3 years.


Note the position of the tiger's tongue... a felony violation of good taste.
 
2013-07-23 12:54:10 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I thought rule number one would be dont take pictures.


No, I'm sure there are plenty of pictures. Video too.
 
2013-07-23 01:05:27 PM  
One more story and we'll have a Brevard County trifecta.
 
2013-07-23 01:06:07 PM  
First rule of Naked Hangout Club should be: make sure your zoning permits are in order. Having the paperwork in order helps to keep the puritan assholes at bay.
 
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2013-07-23 01:08:13 PM  

Big Man On Campus: Oh dear! She heard men having sex! Her life is ruined, her feminine sensibilities are forever stained with the horror of the sounds of men having sex. I can't imagine how offended she might be if she heard them.... DRINKING and SMOKING!


And she hears enough of that when her hubby has friends over to play "cards".
 
2013-07-23 01:10:53 PM  

LikeALeafOnTheWind: we had naked hangout club when i was at Umass. Butterfield was a blast.
// ive already said too much.


I just broke a horrible dry spell last week at UMass Amherst while up for some training.

/back in action, ladies!
//EIP
 
2013-07-23 01:17:53 PM  
What the fark is all of the fuss about? If the neighbors want to...


FTFA:Another neighbor, who did not want to be identified, said she has heard men having sex.


Oh. THAT kind of naked hangout club.


/NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-23 01:24:00 PM  
What they hope Naked Hangout club may look like

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What it really looks like
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2013-07-23 01:32:50 PM  
Neighbor pictured:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 01:36:10 PM  
Or as my roommate and I call it 'days of the week ending in -y'
 
2013-07-23 02:22:15 PM  

darth_badger: I bet it smells like lube and poop Santorum downwind of that place.

 
2013-07-23 03:28:03 PM  

new_york_monty: R.A.Danny: Why do people care about what other people do in privacy? No one is getting raped here.

Because America was started by Puritans and even now, centuries later, their ancient fear remains: someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.


I want the religous freedom to supress your freedoms.
 
2013-07-23 03:29:52 PM  
"Another neighbor, who did not want to be identified, said she has heard men having sex."


lulz
 
2013-07-23 03:31:00 PM  
said she has heard men having sex

How could she tell they weren't fixing the plumbing or re-arranging furniture?

/admit it, guys, you make the same noises
 
2013-07-23 03:32:46 PM  

Devo: new_york_monty: R.A.Danny: Why do people care about what other people do in privacy? No one is getting raped here.

Because America was started by Puritans and even now, centuries later, their ancient fear remains: someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.

I want the religous freedom to supress your freedoms.


And I want freedom from the religious... it's the circle of freedoms.
 
2013-07-23 04:06:37 PM  

LeroyBourne: darth_badger: "Another neighbor, who did not want to be identified, said she has heard men having sex. She said the guests cannot be seen, but she has a problem with the noise."

All that grunting, groaning with hot sweaty men telling each other where to put it and yelling HARDER, FASTER, the sound of ass getting spanked and the slap, slap, slap of flesh on flesh swinging ball sacks and everyone behind the bushes yellin I'M CUMMING could be distracting.


Now is this a recording of two people having seeeex or are they working out?


That skit is so utterly stupid that it makes me laugh every time.
 
2013-07-23 04:20:45 PM  

MooseUpNorth: First rule of Naked Hangout Club should be: make sure your zoning permits are in order. Having the paperwork in order helps to keep the puritan assholes at bay.


Probably be hard to get the business licence and proper zoning in the middle of a residential neighborhood if there's public sex involved. Now I know what you are thinking, "this isn't public". Aha, but once you are a business you are a "place of public accommodation".

Having nudity in a public business will probably not be legal unless you get zoned for adult business. Having sex in open areas of a place of public accommodation may not be legal no matter what permits you apply for. Just like having sex on aisle 5 of the grocery store would probably be frowned upon.
 
2013-07-23 04:25:49 PM  
it's not illegal if your truly gay!!!
 
2013-07-23 05:19:12 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: it's not illegal if your truly gay!!!



You're truly not a grammarian.
 
2013-07-23 05:42:15 PM  

tnpir: new_york_monty: And wash your damned balls.

And don't point that thing at me.


That is quite an impressive collection of Pocket Ninja posts you have there in your profile.
 
2013-07-23 06:04:09 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Now I know what you are thinking, "this isn't public".


Heh, not even close. Want another guess?
 
2013-07-23 06:33:08 PM  

MooseUpNorth: Heh, not even close. Want another guess?


I'm not trying to be argumentative.   It was more a figure of speech.  I didn't mean you in particular. Others in the thread have already expressed the sentiment that "what they are doing is their own business", in so many words.  But it legally  isn't, if it is a commercial business.  That's all.
 
2013-07-23 06:35:55 PM  
They may (very iffy) have been able to get away with the "it's a private non-profit club for a few personal friends" route, if they hadn't advertised to the public.  He would have to a) not charge anything that makes a profit  b) not advertise or open it up to the general public c) still obey local statutes regarding parking, noise, etc, just like every other person, which is just common sense.
 
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