adder1: As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.
Mighty_Joe: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x480]The 12 ounce hammer is my penis.
Big Man On Campus: If you ban hammers, only criminals will be carpenters.
MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.
Mr. Titanium: John Henry would like a word with subby.
bdub77: The real problem is semiautomatic assault hammers. All it takes is one arm swing. These things are built with precision so you can put brads through a door frame with one good swing. They have a tactical grip for easy swinging. I've seen some guys fire 6, 7 nails into a shingle before you could get down a ladder.Don't even get me started with assault mallets. You can get some that are made from all wood or rubber and wood so they go through a metal detector.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Go hammer!
darth_badger: whither_apophis: What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???Claw.[www.nypost.com image 300x300]
master_dman: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.Solution: Ban hammers./frickin' geniusSo, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.Really? I'm sure the black residents in the area are chalking it up as a "win" against the horrible honkey oppressors.
DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.Solution: Ban hammers./frickin' geniusSo, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.
Mikey1969: That, and the fact that there isn't much of a call for horseshoes and swords in NYC, right?
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