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(NYPost)   New York City to ban hammers heavier than 12oz   (nypost.com) divider line 309
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2013-07-23 01:16:50 PM  

Mighty_Joe: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x480]

The 12 ounce hammer is my penis.


content9.flixster.com
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your hammer?

/A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
2013-07-23 01:17:45 PM  
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No Mario references? I has a sad...
 
2013-07-23 01:18:29 PM  
So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.
 
2013-07-23 01:19:07 PM  
That could have been Obama's hammer.
 
2013-07-23 01:19:31 PM  
what about hamsters?
 
2013-07-23 01:19:37 PM  

master_dman: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.

That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form.  If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down.  You WILL lose your job.


People like you make me understand Quannell X, and that's not good because that guy is a scumbag.
 
2013-07-23 01:19:43 PM  

here to help: master_dman: That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form. If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down. You WILL lose your job.

Not everybody. Just idiots.


Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.
 
2013-07-23 01:20:01 PM  

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


Yes, but what's the moral of the story?
 
2013-07-23 01:20:45 PM  
I can't wait to hear Sharpton and/or Jackson publicly condemn the actions of these men...
 
2013-07-23 01:20:58 PM  
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From my cold dead fingers.
 
2013-07-23 01:21:41 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.



Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?
 
2013-07-23 01:21:54 PM  
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RIP EARL HAMMER, JR

 
2013-07-23 01:22:05 PM  
Holy crap, you can't just mention the offenders were black, that's racist!
 
2013-07-23 01:23:40 PM  

master_dman: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.

That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form.  If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down.  You WILL lose your job.


Good. Stupidity like that  should be punished.
 
2013-07-23 01:23:54 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


That's about as likely as this getting national media attention.
 
2013-07-23 01:24:21 PM  

Great Janitor: I can't wait to hear Sharpton and/or Jackson publicly condemn the actions of these men...


They were arrested and will probably be convicted with appropriate sentences.
So you can probably assume that Sharpton and Jackson condemn them just like everyone else does.
But you probably think you're really clever, right?
 
2013-07-23 01:24:35 PM  

Itstoearly: Holy crap, you can't just mention the offenders were black, that's racist!


Please, Donny, "youths" is the preferred nomenclature.
 
2013-07-23 01:24:54 PM  

master_dman: Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.


I live in an area where there are very few black people and yet there are still brawls, break ins, home invasions, murders, etc. These crimes are primarily committed by the white folk. You know what they have in common with the black folk you are so desperate to blame all your problems on? They are poor, desperate, screwed over by an uncaring system, have drug problems, messed up home lives and arrest records over meaningless crap that prevent them from moving ahead in life.

Look at the real problems in society instead of playing the blame game. Now be gone. I grow weary of your antics.
 
2013-07-23 01:25:40 PM  
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2013-07-23 01:26:01 PM  
I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.
 
2013-07-23 01:26:40 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


Depends, is Lex Luthor really a light skinned brother of hispanic and african american descent and he life of crime predicated by people of accusing him of being white?

Lex did wear flash suits and run around with whorey chicks, which are both hallmarks of the african and hispanic male lifestyle.
 
2013-07-23 01:27:02 PM  
www.theuncool.com
 
2013-07-23 01:29:42 PM  
I'm just looking for one divine hammer
I'd bang it all day
Oh the carpenter goes bang
Bang bang
I'm just looking for one divine hammer
 
2013-07-23 01:29:52 PM  

Begoggle: So you can probably assume that Sharpton and Jackson condemn them just like everyone else does.


Are you prepared to stake a claim that either Sharpton or Jesse will hold a press conference over these hammer attackers and call for changes in the legislation? Of course not. Because we all know that Sharpton and Jackson focus on racially charged incidents, because that is where they get their money from. This would be like expecting Sarah Palin to publicly condemn a Republican for sexual harassment. If there is no money in it for them, there is no interest.
 
2013-07-23 01:30:12 PM  

theflatline: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?

Depends, is Lex Luthor really a light skinned brother of hispanic and african american descent and he life of crime predicated by people of accusing him of being white?

Lex did wear flash suits and run around with whorey chicks, which are both hallmarks of the african and hispanic male lifestyle.


You forgot "Italian" and "New Jersey"
 
2013-07-23 01:30:21 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime


The funny thing is I see tons of articles and mugshots of black criminals. The under reported thing is a made up myth to get white folks all indignant.

/full disclosure... I'm a white dude
//no I do not suffer from white guilt
///I just hate inequality and made up bullsh*t
 
2013-07-23 01:30:41 PM  
A club bouncer friend of mine alerted me to a new and improved ethnic stereotype last winter:  Haitians carry hammers.  Pretty much because it's legal and you can mess someone up with a hammer.  Has anyone else run across this?  As a story or in real life?
 
2013-07-23 01:30:53 PM  

amindtat: Big Man On Campus: If you ban hammers, only criminals will be carpenters.

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2013-07-23 01:31:25 PM  

Beerguy: [venturebeat.files.wordpress.com image 400x225]

N.Y. City to ban the Dead Island video game in ......


Hillary Clinton to resume her Democratic stance on violent video games once Republicans remember they stole it from Hillary in the first place and drop it back into her hands, in 3-2-1
 
2013-07-23 01:31:51 PM  
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2013-07-23 01:31:58 PM  

Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.


Except the victims aren't dead. It's almost as if certain weapons are deadlier than others.
 
2013-07-23 01:32:01 PM  

topcon: Itstoearly: Holy crap, you can't just mention the offenders were black, that's racist!

Please, Donny, "youths" is the preferred nomenclature.


Africanus Criminalis .
 
2013-07-23 01:33:30 PM  

darth_badger: whither_apophis: What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???

Claw.

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2013-07-23 01:34:39 PM  
Does not approve
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2013-07-23 01:34:42 PM  

Begoggle: Great Janitor: I can't wait to hear Sharpton and/or Jackson publicly condemn the actions of these men...

They were arrested and will probably be convicted with appropriate sentences.
So you can probably assume that Sharpton and Jackson condemn them just like everyone else does.
But you probably think you're really clever, right?


I was thinking more like a public condemning where one or both of them makes an impassioned plea for the black on black or black on white crime to come to an end.
 
2013-07-23 01:35:36 PM  

nmrsnr: Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.

Except the victims aren't dead. It's almost as if certain weapons are deadlier than others.


 I'd rather take on a dual-claw-hammer-weilding Jet Li than a .38 weildiing ex-gf.

/girl was nuts.
 
2013-07-23 01:35:59 PM  

nmrsnr: Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.

Except the victims aren't dead. It's almost as if certain weapons are deadlier than others.


Ah, but they are deadly.  The kid that used to live across from me, murdered his parents with a hammer two months after I moved out of that shiatty neighborhood.
 
2013-07-23 01:36:12 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.


As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.
 
2013-07-23 01:36:29 PM  

Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.


The victims were hit in the head with hammers.  They didn't die.  Excellent work proving exactly the opposite of the point you were trying to prove.
 
2013-07-23 01:36:56 PM  

nmrsnr: Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.

Except the victims aren't dead. It's almost as if certain weapons are deadlier than others.


I can kill with a gun, I can kill with a hammer.  I can wound with a gun and with a hammer.  Getting rid of both won't stop me from wounding or killing someone with another instrument.
 
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2013-07-23 01:37:01 PM  

ciberido: Mighty_Joe: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x480]

The 12 ounce hammer is my penis.

[content9.flixster.com image 266x215]
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your hammer?

/A girl's gotta have her standards.


For her....I would have made the effort at an attempt.
 
2013-07-23 01:37:03 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Yes, because it would be so remarkable.  What's your point exactly?

We've accepted that black people commit a disproportionate amount of violent crime in this country (the vast majority against other black people).  This article describes someone getting beat up by a bunch of black guys and people here are assuming it's a white guy so we can get all Zimmermany.

Why don't we care that it would not be front page news if it was "just" a black-on-black crime?  Why is that shiat acceptable to us now?  Why is it okay that inner-city black people have to deal with this kind of shiat?
 
2013-07-23 01:37:39 PM  
Does anyone know the whereabouts of Vernon Davis' brother?
 
2013-07-23 01:38:08 PM  

tortilla burger: I'm hoping that eventually the gangs will run out of things to use as weapons and will be forced to learn kung fu to carry out violence. Then we'll have rival gangs dueling with kung fu. I'm okay with that


That would be a little fit frightening.

/You can't beat the original.
 
2013-07-23 01:38:30 PM  
A SECOND HAMMER HAS HIT THE SOUTH NAIL!!!!!11111
 
2013-07-23 01:39:11 PM  

BojanglesPaladin: Wanted for Questioning.
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...and Bachelorette parties


I, uh, no, I haven't seen him, sorry.
 
2013-07-23 01:39:31 PM  

here to help: master_dman: Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.

I live in an area where there are very few black people and yet there are still brawls, break ins, home invasions, murders, etc. These crimes are primarily committed by the white folk. You know what they have in common with the black folk you are so desperate to blame all your problems on? They are poor, desperate, screwed over by an uncaring system, have drug problems, messed up home lives and arrest records over meaningless crap that prevent them from moving ahead in life.

Look at the real problems in society instead of playing the blame game. Now be gone. I grow weary of your antics.


Good for you.  Now quadruple that in any area that has more than 10 black people.
 
2013-07-23 01:39:40 PM  

master_dman: here to help: master_dman: That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form. If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down. You WILL lose your job.

Not everybody. Just idiots.

Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.


So it's okay when you race bait.
 
2013-07-23 01:39:52 PM  

Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.


thesmartness.com
 
2013-07-23 01:40:18 PM  

master_dman: here to help: master_dman: That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form. If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down. You WILL lose your job.

Not everybody. Just idiots.

Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.


This is Fark.  The KKK punch social is down the hall.
 
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