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2013-07-23 11:46:19 AM
www.tmfgaming.com
 
2013-07-23 11:53:35 AM
I was told we could not speak about the ban hammers.
 
2013-07-23 11:55:26 AM
You know who else banhmmers?
 
2013-07-23 12:00:34 PM
Being that this isn't the first hammer attack in NYC recently, there's some asshole or assholes out there that fall into the category of serial hammer attacker. Or whatever you'd even call something like this.
 It's amazing how deranged people can be.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 12:04:26 PM
I thought hammer wielding thugs were our defense against tyranny.
 
2013-07-23 12:04:45 PM
Weren't hammer attacks big in the 70s and early 80s in NYC?  Or am I misremembering?
 
2013-07-23 12:06:18 PM
Sampson's girlfriend was with him at the time and took off her shirt to help stem the bleeding,

Pics or it never happened!
 
2013-07-23 12:10:22 PM
Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.
 
2013-07-23 12:13:39 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


Brings back memories of Union enforcers, don't it? Maybe the carpenter's union has gone rogue.
 
2013-07-23 12:16:27 PM
 
2013-07-23 12:17:42 PM
Wanted for questioning:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-23 12:26:47 PM
STOP! Its hammer time
 
2013-07-23 12:33:06 PM
www.windows7themesfree.net

possible assailant
 
2013-07-23 12:37:07 PM
You can have my California Framer when you pull it from my cold, dead hands.
 
2013-07-23 12:43:26 PM
Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius
 
2013-07-23 12:44:16 PM
Gallagher will be heartbroken.
 
2013-07-23 12:44:35 PM
fc07.deviantart.net

Illegal in New York.
 
2013-07-23 12:44:48 PM
What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???
 
2013-07-23 12:44:59 PM
It was a contractor hit.
 
2013-07-23 12:45:22 PM
curious if this has a racial motivation
mostly 'cause the news described the twerps
but not the vics
 
2013-07-23 12:45:35 PM
WTF?

/oops
//read that as "hamsters'
 
2013-07-23 12:46:20 PM
As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.
 
2013-07-23 12:46:57 PM

nmrsnr


possible assailant


He's carrying a claw hammer. The pein is mightier.


No, it's not actually 'peen'.
 
2013-07-23 12:47:34 PM
If you ban hammers, only criminals will be carpenters.
 
2013-07-23 12:47:56 PM
i807.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 12:47:58 PM
venturebeat.files.wordpress.com

N.Y. City to ban the Dead Island video game in ......
 
2013-07-23 12:48:19 PM
The real problem is semiautomatic assault hammers. All it takes is one arm swing. These things are built with precision so you can put brads through a door frame with one good swing. They have a tactical grip for easy swinging. I've seen some guys fire 6, 7 nails into a shingle before you could get down a ladder.

Don't even get me started with assault mallets. You can get some that are made from all wood or rubber and wood so they go through a metal detector.
 
2013-07-23 12:48:30 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


it's common in sports journalism.
 
2013-07-23 12:48:50 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-23 12:49:14 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


Goon is a good word but its meaning has warped so much that it is confusing. It went from idiot/hired thug/dumb musclehead/juvenile delinquent

The British rags get all the fun with throwing "yobs" around.
 
2013-07-23 12:49:39 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: You can have my California Framer when you pull it from my cold, dead hands.


You can whack skulls all day with one of those babies
 
2013-07-23 12:49:39 PM
Hammer don't hurt me.
 
2013-07-23 12:49:41 PM

Big Man On Campus: If you ban hammers, only criminals will be carpenters.


www.historiasbiblicas.advir.com
 
2013-07-23 12:49:42 PM
12 oz hammer? Please. Now this is a hammer.
cloud-2.steampowered.com
 
2013-07-23 12:49:49 PM

whither_apophis: What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???


It's a claw hammer, right there in the pic in TFA...
 
2013-07-23 12:50:11 PM
ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-07-23 12:50:15 PM
images.static-bluray.com
 
2013-07-23 12:50:31 PM

adder1: As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.


I believe the correct term is African-American smith.
 
2013-07-23 12:50:59 PM
"Bonk, bonk, on the head!"
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-23 12:51:14 PM
Are sickles still legal in the people's republic?
 
2013-07-23 12:51:36 PM

here to help: [images.static-bluray.com image 728x409]


Oooh good one! Forgot about Trinity.
 
2013-07-23 12:51:36 PM

Molavian: [i807.photobucket.com image 502x351]


Dammit!

lol... and I just realized mine might be a little too graphic. Oops. Sorry mods.
 
2013-07-23 12:51:36 PM
You know who else liked hammers?

www.clan-disconnected.com
 
2013-07-23 12:52:01 PM

whither_apophis: What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???


Claw.

www.nypost.com
 
2013-07-23 12:52:13 PM
www.blogcdn.com

Artist representation of the assualt
 
2013-07-23 12:52:16 PM

This text is now purple: [ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com image 600x302]

Wanted for questioning.


oh it will only get worse after the movie comes out.
 
2013-07-23 12:52:18 PM

adder1: As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.


That, and the fact that there isn't much of a call for horseshoes and swords in NYC, right?

Seriously, do you really do blacksmithing work? Seems like it would be cool...
 
2013-07-23 12:52:49 PM
After he hit me many many times in the head with a hammer, I had to give him my gun.
 
2013-07-23 12:52:50 PM
Sources said he was set upon by a gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts, and that at least one of the goons struck him over the head with a hammer.

The hammer brothers strike again.
 
2013-07-23 12:53:04 PM
If it wasn't for those radicals in the NHA, we would have had reasonable hammer control laws in place years ago and this sort of things couldn't happen.  As far as I'm concerned, the NHA is a bunch of domestic terrorists who only want hammers as compensation for their small dicks.
 
2013-07-23 12:53:21 PM

scottydoesntknow: here to help: [images.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

Oooh good one! Forgot about Trinity.


I think that was the most terrifying scene of the entire series for me. I used to do a lot of construction work and the thought of getting done with a hammer freaks me out.
 
2013-07-23 12:53:21 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

The 12 ounce hammer is my penis.
 
2013-07-23 12:53:25 PM

carrion_luggage: It was a contractor hit.


Nailed it. Well struck.
 
2013-07-23 12:53:28 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius


So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.
 
2013-07-23 12:53:46 PM

brap: MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.

Goon is a good word but its meaning has warped so much that it is confusing. It went from idiot/hired thug/dumb musclehead/juvenile delinquent

The British rags get all the fun with throwing "yobs" around.


It went from what to what?
 
2013-07-23 12:53:59 PM
So of course.. I'm sure it was a bunch of black thugs attacking whitey.  This is the last we will ever hear of this.  The media will now ignore it.
 
2013-07-23 12:55:01 PM

Mikey1969: That, and the fact that there isn't much of a call for horseshoes and swords in NYC, right?


Well yeah. The Gathering is over. There can be only one.

www.badhaven.com
 
2013-07-23 12:55:02 PM

serpent_sky: Being that this isn't the first hammer attack in NYC recently, there's some asshole or assholes out there that fall into the category of serial hammer attacker. Or whatever you'd even call something like this.
 It's amazing how deranged people can be.


Try "biker gang" for a fit. They notoriously use hammers as weapons since when police ask why they carry them they can claim that it is for fixing the starter on their bike. I think the Hells Angels gave a pin of a ball peen hammer as a medal for murdering for the gang.
 
2013-07-23 12:55:36 PM
Sampson's girlfriend was with him at the time and took off her shirt to help stem the bleeding, sources said.


off to my bunk
 
2013-07-23 12:55:37 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.


Really?  I'm sure the black residents in the area are chalking it up as a "win" against the horrible honkey oppressors.
 
2013-07-23 12:55:51 PM

jtown: You know who else liked hammers?

[www.clan-disconnected.com image 750x600]


That;s one of my favorite pics of all time. The first time I saw it I must have laughed for half-hour.
 
2013-07-23 12:56:32 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad man with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.
 
2013-07-23 12:57:15 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: You can have my California Framer when you pull it from my cold, dead hands.


I had a Vaughn 28 ounce I think. Beautiful thing. My brother borrowed it. Jerk bastard.
 
2013-07-23 12:57:21 PM
This is the only "hammer" I care about.

Image is hot (as hot as this car).

www.instablogsimages.com
 
2013-07-23 12:58:00 PM

master_dman: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

Really?  I'm sure the black residents in the area are chalking it up as a "win" against the horrible honkey oppressors.



No one thinks your broke ass is oppresing them. Settle down.
 
2013-07-23 12:58:25 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


I remember hearing this story a lot in NYC 25 years ago, but it usually included the word "wilding".
 
2013-07-23 12:58:31 PM
#HJ4T
 
2013-07-23 12:59:16 PM
Sources said he was set upon by a gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts, and that at least one of the goons struck him over the head with a hammer.

So can I use the word "goons" instead of "thugs" now? We called them something different when I was a kid.
 
2013-07-23 01:01:47 PM

master_dman: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

Really?  I'm sure the black residents in the area are chalking it up as a "win" against the horrible honkey oppressors.


Horrible Honkey Oppressors of Unusual Number

HHOUSes. No believes they exist. But they do...oh yes...oh yes...oh yes

/is this going to be a kissing thread?
 
2013-07-23 01:02:41 PM
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with her test tube
Oh, oh oh oh

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures Joan?"
But as she's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead


Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times, "I must not be so"
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

P.C. Thirty One said, "We caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures
Oh, oh oh oh

Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so
But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

Silver hammer man!
 
2013-07-23 01:02:47 PM
In other news, Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that he plans to ban everything and everyone in New York City. Says the Mayor: "It's apparent that since it's people doing anything at all that seem to cause the most problems for other people, the only solution is to completely evacuate the city. Last one to leave please turn the lights out. That is all," before he retired to his heavily-fortified compound in Connecticut to enjoy a bonfire of aborted fetuses, Bibles and hundred-dollar bills...
 
2013-07-23 01:03:17 PM

Gonz: The only thing that can stop a bad man with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.


A good battleaxe is best when facing a hammer
 
2013-07-23 01:03:26 PM
#J4T, #swag, YOLO.
 
2013-07-23 01:03:55 PM

Mikey1969: adder1: As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.

That, and the fact that there isn't much of a call for horseshoes and swords in NYC, right?

Seriously, do you really do blacksmithing work? Seems like it would be cool...


Actually, yes, I do some smithing (at apprentice level, admittedly; still learning techniques and such). My main project right now is to make a few bucklers for my renfest fighters group.
 
2013-07-23 01:04:28 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: No one thinks your broke ass is oppresing them. Settle down.


Whoa, hey, man. You're sounding pretty aggressive there. You might make him fear for his life and he'll have no choice but to Zimmerman you.
 
2013-07-23 01:04:47 PM
Unacceptable!

cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-07-23 01:05:03 PM
Well, fine. New York can save itself next time.

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-23 01:05:06 PM

RodneyToady: Weren't hammer attacks big in the 70s and early 80s in NYC?  Or am I misremembering?


24.media.tumblr.com

Hammer don't hurt 'em
 
2013-07-23 01:06:24 PM
What about petite hams?

www.dis-equilibrium.com
 
2013-07-23 01:06:28 PM

redlegrick: to enjoy a bonfire of aborted fetuses, Bibles and hundred-dollar bills...


That's horseshiat. The good mayor only uses aborted fetuses in his WINTER bonfires. They burn too hot for summertime use.
 
2013-07-23 01:07:39 PM
ham banners?
 
2013-07-23 01:08:37 PM
A gang of five youths beat two different victims in a serial gang attack.

So these will be hate crimes, right?
Bloomberg will appoint a special prosecutor?
Holder will be looking into civil rights violations?
Obama will get on the news about our "national tragedy"
Prayer vigils will be held?
Calls for justice?

Oh wait, I forgot.  This was just everyday crime in Harlem.  Move along.
 
2013-07-23 01:08:49 PM
I'm hoping that eventually the gangs will run out of things to use as weapons and will be forced to learn kung fu to carry out violence. Then we'll have rival gangs dueling with kung fu. I'm okay with that
 
2013-07-23 01:09:12 PM
curious if this has a racial motivation
mostly 'cause the news described the twerps
but not the vics


Are you serious, you know black people are never racial.
 
2013-07-23 01:09:54 PM
www.comicsbulletin.com
And theseare not the hammer.
The hammer is my penis.

 
2013-07-23 01:10:37 PM
Perhaps he thought they were the undead???img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-07-23 01:10:56 PM
Hell, jesus carried a hammer.
 
2013-07-23 01:11:00 PM
R.I.P. BANANA HAMMOCKS

thebabarazzi.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-23 01:11:30 PM
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2013-07-23 01:11:42 PM

here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: No one thinks your broke ass is oppresing them. Settle down.

Whoa, hey, man. You're sounding pretty aggressive there. You might make him fear for his life and he'll have no choice but to Zimmerman you.


Well, I'm sure the first part of the incident would play out about the same. Lol.
 
2013-07-23 01:11:52 PM
Wanted for Questioning.
us.123rf.com
...and Bachelorette parties
 
2013-07-23 01:11:53 PM
where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.
 
2013-07-23 01:12:07 PM

bdub77: Mikey1969: That, and the fact that there isn't much of a call for horseshoes and swords in NYC, right?

Well yeah. The Gathering is over. There can be only one.

[www.badhaven.com image 400x272]


Nice!!
 
2013-07-23 01:12:23 PM
It's an advanced weapon system... why would you not ban it?
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-23 01:13:32 PM

adder1: Mikey1969: adder1: As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.

That, and the fact that there isn't much of a call for horseshoes and swords in NYC, right?

Seriously, do you really do blacksmithing work? Seems like it would be cool...

Actually, yes, I do some smithing (at apprentice level, admittedly; still learning techniques and such). My main project right now is to make a few bucklers for my renfest fighters group.


That's pretty cool. I knew a girl who made chainmail, and I thought that was pretty neato also. I am too lazy to do that type of stuff, but I admire people that do...
 
2013-07-23 01:14:50 PM
Trini Lopez unavailable for comment
 
2013-07-23 01:15:00 PM
If I had a hammer:
Link
 
2013-07-23 01:15:03 PM

SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form.  If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down.  You WILL lose your job.
 
2013-07-23 01:16:01 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


Were they hockey players?
 
2013-07-23 01:16:48 PM

master_dman: That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form. If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down. You WILL lose your job.


Not everybody. Just idiots.
 
2013-07-23 01:16:50 PM

Mighty_Joe: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x480]

The 12 ounce hammer is my penis.


content9.flixster.com
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your hammer?

/A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
2013-07-23 01:17:45 PM
i482.photobucket.com
No Mario references? I has a sad...
 
2013-07-23 01:18:29 PM
So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.
 
2013-07-23 01:19:07 PM
That could have been Obama's hammer.
 
2013-07-23 01:19:31 PM
what about hamsters?
 
2013-07-23 01:19:37 PM

master_dman: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.

That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form.  If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down.  You WILL lose your job.


People like you make me understand Quannell X, and that's not good because that guy is a scumbag.
 
2013-07-23 01:19:43 PM

here to help: master_dman: That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form. If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down. You WILL lose your job.

Not everybody. Just idiots.


Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.
 
2013-07-23 01:20:01 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


Yes, but what's the moral of the story?
 
2013-07-23 01:20:45 PM
I can't wait to hear Sharpton and/or Jackson publicly condemn the actions of these men...
 
2013-07-23 01:20:58 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
From my cold dead fingers.
 
2013-07-23 01:21:41 PM

SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.



Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?
 
2013-07-23 01:21:54 PM
i.imgur.com
RIP EARL HAMMER, JR

 
2013-07-23 01:22:05 PM
Holy crap, you can't just mention the offenders were black, that's racist!
 
2013-07-23 01:23:40 PM

master_dman: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.

That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form.  If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down.  You WILL lose your job.


Good. Stupidity like that  should be punished.
 
2013-07-23 01:23:54 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


That's about as likely as this getting national media attention.
 
2013-07-23 01:24:21 PM

Great Janitor: I can't wait to hear Sharpton and/or Jackson publicly condemn the actions of these men...


They were arrested and will probably be convicted with appropriate sentences.
So you can probably assume that Sharpton and Jackson condemn them just like everyone else does.
But you probably think you're really clever, right?
 
2013-07-23 01:24:35 PM

Itstoearly: Holy crap, you can't just mention the offenders were black, that's racist!


Please, Donny, "youths" is the preferred nomenclature.
 
2013-07-23 01:24:54 PM

master_dman: Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.


I live in an area where there are very few black people and yet there are still brawls, break ins, home invasions, murders, etc. These crimes are primarily committed by the white folk. You know what they have in common with the black folk you are so desperate to blame all your problems on? They are poor, desperate, screwed over by an uncaring system, have drug problems, messed up home lives and arrest records over meaningless crap that prevent them from moving ahead in life.

Look at the real problems in society instead of playing the blame game. Now be gone. I grow weary of your antics.
 
2013-07-23 01:25:40 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2013-07-23 01:26:01 PM
I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.
 
2013-07-23 01:26:40 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


Depends, is Lex Luthor really a light skinned brother of hispanic and african american descent and he life of crime predicated by people of accusing him of being white?

Lex did wear flash suits and run around with whorey chicks, which are both hallmarks of the african and hispanic male lifestyle.
 
2013-07-23 01:27:02 PM
www.theuncool.com
 
2013-07-23 01:29:42 PM
I'm just looking for one divine hammer
I'd bang it all day
Oh the carpenter goes bang
Bang bang
I'm just looking for one divine hammer
 
2013-07-23 01:29:52 PM

Begoggle: So you can probably assume that Sharpton and Jackson condemn them just like everyone else does.


Are you prepared to stake a claim that either Sharpton or Jesse will hold a press conference over these hammer attackers and call for changes in the legislation? Of course not. Because we all know that Sharpton and Jackson focus on racially charged incidents, because that is where they get their money from. This would be like expecting Sarah Palin to publicly condemn a Republican for sexual harassment. If there is no money in it for them, there is no interest.
 
2013-07-23 01:30:12 PM

theflatline: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?

Depends, is Lex Luthor really a light skinned brother of hispanic and african american descent and he life of crime predicated by people of accusing him of being white?

Lex did wear flash suits and run around with whorey chicks, which are both hallmarks of the african and hispanic male lifestyle.


You forgot "Italian" and "New Jersey"
 
2013-07-23 01:30:21 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime


The funny thing is I see tons of articles and mugshots of black criminals. The under reported thing is a made up myth to get white folks all indignant.

/full disclosure... I'm a white dude
//no I do not suffer from white guilt
///I just hate inequality and made up bullsh*t
 
2013-07-23 01:30:41 PM
A club bouncer friend of mine alerted me to a new and improved ethnic stereotype last winter:  Haitians carry hammers.  Pretty much because it's legal and you can mess someone up with a hammer.  Has anyone else run across this?  As a story or in real life?
 
2013-07-23 01:30:53 PM

amindtat: Big Man On Campus: If you ban hammers, only criminals will be carpenters.

[www.historiasbiblicas.advir.com image 347x284]


photo.sing365.com
Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-07-23 01:31:25 PM

Beerguy: [venturebeat.files.wordpress.com image 400x225]

N.Y. City to ban the Dead Island video game in ......


Hillary Clinton to resume her Democratic stance on violent video games once Republicans remember they stole it from Hillary in the first place and drop it back into her hands, in 3-2-1
 
2013-07-23 01:31:51 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-23 01:31:58 PM

Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.


Except the victims aren't dead. It's almost as if certain weapons are deadlier than others.
 
2013-07-23 01:32:01 PM

topcon: Itstoearly: Holy crap, you can't just mention the offenders were black, that's racist!

Please, Donny, "youths" is the preferred nomenclature.


Africanus Criminalis .
 
2013-07-23 01:33:30 PM

darth_badger: whither_apophis: What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???

Claw.

[www.nypost.com image 300x300]


www.thejsworld.com
 
2013-07-23 01:34:39 PM
Does not approve
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-07-23 01:34:42 PM

Begoggle: Great Janitor: I can't wait to hear Sharpton and/or Jackson publicly condemn the actions of these men...

They were arrested and will probably be convicted with appropriate sentences.
So you can probably assume that Sharpton and Jackson condemn them just like everyone else does.
But you probably think you're really clever, right?


I was thinking more like a public condemning where one or both of them makes an impassioned plea for the black on black or black on white crime to come to an end.
 
2013-07-23 01:35:36 PM

nmrsnr: Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.

Except the victims aren't dead. It's almost as if certain weapons are deadlier than others.


 I'd rather take on a dual-claw-hammer-weilding Jet Li than a .38 weildiing ex-gf.

/girl was nuts.
 
2013-07-23 01:35:59 PM

nmrsnr: Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.

Except the victims aren't dead. It's almost as if certain weapons are deadlier than others.


Ah, but they are deadly.  The kid that used to live across from me, murdered his parents with a hammer two months after I moved out of that shiatty neighborhood.
 
2013-07-23 01:36:12 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.


As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.
 
2013-07-23 01:36:29 PM

Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.


The victims were hit in the head with hammers.  They didn't die.  Excellent work proving exactly the opposite of the point you were trying to prove.
 
2013-07-23 01:36:56 PM

nmrsnr: Great Janitor: So, when guns are banned, people STILL figure out how to kill without a gun?  It's almost like ANYTHING can be a weapon used for murder.

Except the victims aren't dead. It's almost as if certain weapons are deadlier than others.


I can kill with a gun, I can kill with a hammer.  I can wound with a gun and with a hammer.  Getting rid of both won't stop me from wounding or killing someone with another instrument.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 01:37:01 PM

ciberido: Mighty_Joe: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x480]

The 12 ounce hammer is my penis.

[content9.flixster.com image 266x215]
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your hammer?

/A girl's gotta have her standards.


For her....I would have made the effort at an attempt.
 
2013-07-23 01:37:03 PM

SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Yes, because it would be so remarkable.  What's your point exactly?

We've accepted that black people commit a disproportionate amount of violent crime in this country (the vast majority against other black people).  This article describes someone getting beat up by a bunch of black guys and people here are assuming it's a white guy so we can get all Zimmermany.

Why don't we care that it would not be front page news if it was "just" a black-on-black crime?  Why is that shiat acceptable to us now?  Why is it okay that inner-city black people have to deal with this kind of shiat?
 
2013-07-23 01:37:39 PM
Does anyone know the whereabouts of Vernon Davis' brother?
 
2013-07-23 01:38:08 PM

tortilla burger: I'm hoping that eventually the gangs will run out of things to use as weapons and will be forced to learn kung fu to carry out violence. Then we'll have rival gangs dueling with kung fu. I'm okay with that


That would be a little fit frightening.

/You can't beat the original.
 
2013-07-23 01:38:30 PM
A SECOND HAMMER HAS HIT THE SOUTH NAIL!!!!!11111
 
2013-07-23 01:39:11 PM

BojanglesPaladin: Wanted for Questioning.
[us.123rf.com image 266x400]
...and Bachelorette parties


I, uh, no, I haven't seen him, sorry.
 
2013-07-23 01:39:31 PM

here to help: master_dman: Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.

I live in an area where there are very few black people and yet there are still brawls, break ins, home invasions, murders, etc. These crimes are primarily committed by the white folk. You know what they have in common with the black folk you are so desperate to blame all your problems on? They are poor, desperate, screwed over by an uncaring system, have drug problems, messed up home lives and arrest records over meaningless crap that prevent them from moving ahead in life.

Look at the real problems in society instead of playing the blame game. Now be gone. I grow weary of your antics.


Good for you.  Now quadruple that in any area that has more than 10 black people.
 
2013-07-23 01:39:40 PM

master_dman: here to help: master_dman: That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form. If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down. You WILL lose your job.

Not everybody. Just idiots.

Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.


So it's okay when you race bait.
 
2013-07-23 01:39:52 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.


thesmartness.com
 
2013-07-23 01:40:18 PM

master_dman: here to help: master_dman: That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form. If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down. You WILL lose your job.

Not everybody. Just idiots.

Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.


This is Fark.  The KKK punch social is down the hall.
 
2013-07-23 01:40:36 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius


Friggin New Yorkers.  No where else will you find a larger group of cowards.
 
2013-07-23 01:41:11 PM
Fully automatic hammer
larryfire.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-23 01:42:06 PM
John Henry would like a word with subby.
 
2013-07-23 01:42:38 PM

Begoggle: They were arrested and will probably be convicted with appropriate sentences.
So you can probably assume that Sharpton and Jackson condemn them just like everyone else does.
But you probably think you're really clever, right?


Just like Sharpton and Jackson praised the fair and expedient justice system in the Tawana Brawley and Duke Lacrosse cases too, right?
 
2013-07-23 01:43:51 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: 85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers. Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers


The headline was a joke. No one is banning hammers.
 
2013-07-23 01:44:06 PM

redlegrick: In other news, Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that he plans to ban everything and everyone in New York City. Says the Mayor: "It's apparent that since it's people doing anything at all that seem to cause the most problems for other people, the only solution is to completely evacuate

execute everyone in the city. Last one to leave please turn the lights out. That is all," before he retired to his heavily-fortified compound in Connecticut to enjoy a bonfire of aborted fetuses, Bibles and hundred-dollar bills...

Fixed. We are talking about Bloomberg here.
 
2013-07-23 01:46:17 PM

FLMountainMan: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.

Yes, because it would be so remarkable.  What's your point exactly?

We've accepted that black people commit a disproportionate amount of violent crime in this country (the vast majority against other black people).  This article describes someone getting beat up by a bunch of black guys and people here are assuming it's a white guy so we can get all Zimmermany.


More info from CBS:

Blood was being washed down at the entrance to the Martin Luther King Jr. Houses on Fifth Avenue in Harlem, where both attacks took place.
"It's unbelievable," said neighbor Willie Herrera, "a shame, a real shame."
The attacks happened just above the northeast corner of Central Park, on Fifth Avenue at 113th Street, just after 12:30 a.m. Monday.
A 24-year-old resident of the houses, Daniel Legette, had just left his building when he was hit from behind with a hammer. He ran west, and was discovered shirtless and intoxicated a block away.


Come on, working class white Farkers, you can stereotype a bunch of BLAH going wild with this.

HARLEM!
MLK!
HOUSING PROJECTS!
INTOXICATED RESIDENTS!

It will make you feel better about the abuse you receive from the social classes above you on Fark.  You may have little education and few job prospects, but at least you live in the Ozarks and not surrounded by Harlem people.
 
2013-07-23 01:46:37 PM

master_dman: here to help: master_dman: Why don't you check out the FBI statistics on black on white crime and get back to me on that one sparky.

I live in an area where there are very few black people and yet there are still brawls, break ins, home invasions, murders, etc. These crimes are primarily committed by the white folk. You know what they have in common with the black folk you are so desperate to blame all your problems on? They are poor, desperate, screwed over by an uncaring system, have drug problems, messed up home lives and arrest records over meaningless crap that prevent them from moving ahead in life.

Look at the real problems in society instead of playing the blame game. Now be gone. I grow weary of your antics.

Good for you.  Now quadruple that in any area that has more than 10 black people.



July 20:

Five people were shot when a gunman opened fire on a family near a Brooklyn, N.Y., park Saturday - and some friends suggested the gunplay was retaliation because one of the victims had gone to the cops about a milkshake tossed in his daughter's face.
 
2013-07-23 01:48:42 PM

tortilla burger: I'm hoping that eventually the gangs will run out of things to use as weapons and will be forced to learn kung fu to carry out violence. Then we'll have rival gangs dueling with kung fu. I'm okay with that


Sweet Christmas!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 01:52:51 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-23 01:53:09 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


Glad to see you admit we live in a world where these scenarios are equally likely.
 
2013-07-23 01:53:56 PM
See?  Gun control works.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 01:55:28 PM

GanjSmokr: See?  Gun control works.


Yup. If your measure of success is only "Well, at least they didn't SHOOT each other".

/simpleton knee-jerk laws are simplistic
 
2013-07-23 01:56:21 PM
Mr. Batter Ram laughs at your "tough" police tactics.

www.nndb.com
 
2013-07-23 01:56:57 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-23 01:57:30 PM
Go hammer!
img191.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-23 01:58:47 PM

gja: GanjSmokr: See?  Gun control works.

Yup. If your measure of success is only "Well, at least they didn't SHOOT each other".

/simpleton knee-jerk laws are simplistic


Plus, they tend to ignore advances in powder-assisted hammers.

www.kennards.com.au
 
2013-07-23 01:59:19 PM

Rapmaster2000: It will make you feel better about the abuse you receive from the social classes above you on Fark. You may have little education and few job prospects, but at least you live in the Ozarks and not surrounded by Harlem people.


True dat
 
2013-07-23 02:06:29 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Go hammer!
[img191.imageshack.us image 850x637]


Go Hammer, indeed.  Damn.
 
2013-07-23 02:12:25 PM
Mr. Sharpton, white courtesy phone. Mr. Sharpton, white courtesy phone.

Anyone? Bueller?


/late to the party
//probably already been covered
 
2013-07-23 02:12:44 PM

Nogrhi: Go Hammer, indeed. Damn.


img818.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-23 02:13:19 PM
img844.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-23 02:13:56 PM
img856.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-23 02:14:06 PM

Fano: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?

Glad to see you admit we live in a world where these scenarios are equally likely.



If it's "better" then they are not equal. Your snark fails.
 
2013-07-23 02:16:06 PM
They looked like nails to them.
 
2013-07-23 02:16:10 PM

gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]


I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.
 
2013-07-23 02:19:18 PM
Amateurs

www.jaydinitto.com
 
2013-07-23 02:20:08 PM
eddieraysmoviereviews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-23 02:20:22 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.


Ahhhh, yes. That's what I was waiting for. I knew it was just under the surface. You're talking about literacy and graduation and your dumb ass didn't even read the article to find out that no one is banning hammers. I guess the traits that make it harder for black people to succeed are not exclusive to one race. Thatnks for showing us that anyone can be lazy.
 
2013-07-23 02:22:03 PM

fireclown: A club bouncer friend of mine alerted me to a new and improved ethnic stereotype last winter:  Haitians carry hammers.  Pretty much because it's legal and you can mess someone up with a hammer.  Has anyone else run across this?  As a story or in real life?


Hells Angels carry ball peen hammers. Watched a documentary. Could of been drunk.
 
2013-07-23 02:23:05 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Go hammer!


Suddenly, I'm all toes.
 
2013-07-23 02:24:30 PM
This is the New York Post, quoting anonymous police sources. It's just as likely that the perpetrators were a gang of old ladies in black dresses, using umbrellas.
 
2013-07-23 02:26:07 PM

Deep Contact: fireclown: A club bouncer friend of mine alerted me to a new and improved ethnic stereotype last winter:  Haitians carry hammers.  Pretty much because it's legal and you can mess someone up with a hammer.  Has anyone else run across this?  As a story or in real life?

Hells Angels carry ball peen hammers. Watched a documentary. Could of been drunk.


I can speak to about half of that one.  There is a long tradition among biker types of carrying heavy mag-lights.  I imagine it's part of the reasons that police carry them as well.
 
2013-07-23 02:28:42 PM

here to help: Molavian: [i807.photobucket.com image 502x351]

Dammit!

lol... and I just realized mine might be a little too graphic. Oops. Sorry mods.


That poor man is just enjoying some tasty raspberry jam.
 
2013-07-23 02:29:06 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.

Ahhhh, yes. That's what I was waiting for. I knew it was just under the surface. You're talking about literacy and graduation and your dumb ass didn't even read the article to find out that no one is banning hammers. I guess the traits that make it harder for black people to succeed are not exclusive to one race. Thatnks for showing us that anyone can be lazy.


lol. Really?  No one actually thinks they are going to ban hammers.  The banning hammers part is just a joke.. The black crime statistics, however, are not.
 
2013-07-23 02:31:11 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
What? No love for Hammerin' Hank?
 
2013-07-23 02:31:41 PM
img.photobucket.com
By Grabthar's Hammer!


What a beating!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 02:31:48 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.


Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?

Interesting.....
 
2013-07-23 02:35:40 PM
Thank god the left ensured the victims were disarmed or someone could have gotten hurt.
 
2013-07-23 02:36:01 PM

master_dman: lol. Really? No one actually thinks they are going to ban hammers. The banning hammers part is just a joke.. The black crime statistics, however, are not.


Alright. What exactly is your solution then? You seem to have a whole lot of opinions on what the problem is now let's hear how you think it should be solved.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 02:36:47 PM

autonomous slew: [upload.wikimedia.org image 432x576]
What? No love for Hammerin' Hank?


I saw one of his actual bats in the Louisville Slugger Museum a bit back.
What are freaking AWESOME player he was.
BTW, that bat was farking BIG and HEAVY. When he connected, it went FAR.
 
2013-07-23 02:36:47 PM
megalawlz.com
 
2013-07-23 02:38:09 PM

OnlyM3: Thank god the left ensured the victims were disarmed or someone could have gotten hurt.


And the attackers would have limited their assaults to hammers if they had access to guns?
 
2013-07-23 02:38:16 PM

gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.

Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?

Interesting.....



Oh, the bandwagon technique. A majority of Farkers also thought that there were WMDs in Iraq. You should poll them just before you make any decisions. Let me know how it works out for you.
 
2013-07-23 02:38:24 PM

The_Time_Master: [eddieraysmoviereviews.files.wordpress.com image 850x1280]


You know, as intimidating as that scene was, I couldn't help but thinking that if he went through with it he'd blow his fingers off. Now, if I were the guy on the ground I would still be pissing myself, since that dude is clearly insane, but as a viewer it seemed a little silly.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 02:40:24 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: gja: GanjSmokr: See?  Gun control works.

Yup. If your measure of success is only "Well, at least they didn't SHOOT each other".

/simpleton knee-jerk laws are simplistic

Plus, they tend to ignore advances in powder-assisted hammers.

[www.kennards.com.au image 270x181]


Oh jeez. Don't give the masses any ideas. If they ban those things I will have no easy way to anchor crap to foundation walls.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 02:41:35 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.

Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?

Interesting.....


Oh, the bandwagon technique. A majority of Farkers also thought that there were WMDs in Iraq. You should poll them just before you make any decisions. Let me know how it works out for you.


Read through the threads you have posted your tripe and race-laced nonsense in. That's all it tokk to get a good sense of how tilted a view you have on reality.
 
2013-07-23 02:42:31 PM

master_dman: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.

Ahhhh, yes. That's what I was waiting for. I knew it was just under the surface. You're talking about literacy and graduation and your dumb ass didn't even read the article to find out that no one is banning hammers. I guess the traits that make it harder for black people to succeed are not exclusive to one race. Thatnks for showing us that anyone can be lazy.

lol. Really?  No one actually thinks they are going to ban hammers.  The banning hammers part is just a joke..



Otto_E_Rodikawould like a word with you.


The black crime statistics, however, are not.

Meh. I've grown weary of destroying the per capita argument.
 
2013-07-23 02:43:47 PM
So I'm guessing construction will lag because smaller nails will have to be used.

BAN ASSAULT HAMMERS
 
2013-07-23 02:46:28 PM

Enemabag Jones: If I had a hammer:
Link


*shakes tiny fist of hippy rage*
 
2013-07-23 02:48:08 PM

gja: That's all it tokk to get a good sense of how tilted a view you have on reality.


You mean the view of someone who actually lives as a black man and has to put up with the sh*t then come here and be told that he's making it all up? I don't always agree with DRO but I could understand why he gets a little upset.

You or I will never truly know what it's like.
 
2013-07-23 02:48:12 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: master_dman: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.

Ahhhh, yes. That's what I was waiting for. I knew it was just under the surface. You're talking about literacy and graduation and your dumb ass didn't even read the article to find out that no one is banning hammers. I guess the traits that make it harder for black people to succeed are not exclusive to one race. Thatnks for showing us that anyone can be lazy.

lol. Really?  No one actually thinks they are going to ban hammers.  The banning hammers part is just a joke..


Otto_E_Rodikawould like a word with you.


The black crime statistics, however, are not.

Meh. I've grown weary of destroying the per capita argument.


Not big on sarcasm, I see.  Next you're going to tell me that Bloomberg tried to ban soft drinks.
 
2013-07-23 02:48:42 PM
That's not what I meant when I said I was going out to get hammered after work.
 
2013-07-23 02:49:59 PM

ciberido: Mighty_Joe: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x480]

The 12 ounce hammer is my penis.

[content9.flixster.com image 266x215]
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your hammer?

/A girl's gotta have her standards.


Beat me to it.

/ fortunately, not with a hammer
 
2013-07-23 02:51:50 PM

gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.

Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?

Interesting.....


Oh, the bandwagon technique. A majority of Farkers also thought that there were WMDs in Iraq. You should poll them just before you make any decisions. Let me know how it works out for you.

Read through the threads you have posted your tripe and race-laced nonsense in. That's all it tokk to get a good sense of how tilted a view you have on reality.



Your opinion is what it is and I don't care to change it, but if you ever get the chance to go through those threads take a peek at the comment that I was responding too. If the comments that I responded too don't twist your knickers as much as mine apparently do, maybe the problem is you. I don't go into threads talking bad about anyone. I respond to the ignorance that I see.
 
2013-07-23 02:51:56 PM
I don't fully understand the gravity of the situation.

th09.deviantart.net

But I think there might be some fallout from this decision.

fallout3.nexusmods.com
 
2013-07-23 02:55:15 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: master_dman: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.

Ahhhh, yes. That's what I was waiting for. I knew it was just under the surface. You're talking about literacy and graduation and your dumb ass didn't even read the article to find out that no one is banning hammers. I guess the traits that make it harder for black people to succeed are not exclusive to one race. Thatnks for showing us that anyone can be lazy.

lol. Really?  No one actually thinks they are going to ban hammers.  The banning hammers part is just a joke..


Otto_E_Rodikawould like a word with you.


The black crime statistics, however, are not.

Meh. I've grown weary of destroying the per capita argument.

Not big on sarcasm, I see.  Next you're going to tell me that Bloomberg tried to ban soft drinks.


Hey everybody! Nothing to see here. The guy who just spent four seperate posts talking about how banning hammers is a distraction and that blacks should focus on the real issues was just pulling our leg. Of COURSE he knew it all along. He just needed a platform to spew his racist diatribe that would make it appear to be in context.
 
2013-07-23 02:57:49 PM

autonomous slew: [upload.wikimedia.org image 432x576]
What? No love for Hammerin' Hank?


Must be one of those 15% of black men who didn't abandon their children. You know, if you buy into  Otto_E_Rodika's stupid bullshiat.
You gotta admit though, he's firmly proven that ghettos are terrible places to be. I just don't get how he thinks that's an indictment on a skin color.

Any proposals for a solution,  Otto?
 
2013-07-23 02:59:10 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?



I see where you're coming from however you and I know you're being intellectually dishonest because you KNOW what I said to be true!

Can you honestly in your hearts of hearts believe that IF a group of white men savagely beating some random innocent black couple on the streets it WON'T make the national news?
 
2013-07-23 03:00:05 PM

Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.


Your statistics are bullshiat. The number for literacy is 24 percent at "below basic" reading level, and that number has dropped by 6 percentage points since 1992. The black graduation rate ranges from 49 percent in Minnesota to 81 percent in Texas (doesn't include people who later get GEDs).
 
2013-07-23 03:03:07 PM

mbillips: Otto_E_Rodika: DROxINxTHExWIND: Otto_E_Rodika: Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius

So, they should ban blacks? I'm not following your reasoning. I'm sure the African-American residents are just as disturbed about it as you are.

As in all cases, as long as the perpetrators are black, we can ignore the real problem and focus on the fake one.

85% of African-American males abandon their children - of course, this can have no bearing on why young black males might be anti-social, and therefore attack people with hammers.  Solution, ban hammers.

44% of African-Americans are functionally illiterate - ban hammers
54% of African-Americans graduate high school - ban hammers
78% of the murderers in Chicago are African-American (as are most of their victims) - ban hammers

And on and on.  It is all about creating distractions from the black community taking responsibility for the cesspool they've helped create, and with the glorification of thug culture, now celebrate.  Meanwhile, instead of addressing the underlying causes and starting to fix things, instead we will look at "Stand Your Ground" and hammers.

Your statistics are bullshiat. The number for literacy is 24 percent at "below basic" reading level, and that number has dropped by 6 percentage points since 1992. The black graduation rate ranges from 49 percent in Minnesota to 81 percent in Texas (doesn't include people who later get GEDs).


But... I was told 17 out of 20 black men knock women up and then abandon them! I learned it from Otto! I... it has to be true!
 
2013-07-23 03:03:14 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey everybody! Nothing to see here. The guy who just spent four seperate posts talking about how banning hammers is a distraction and that blacks should focus on the real issues was just pulling our leg. Of COURSE he knew it all along. He just needed a platform to spew his racist diatribe that would make it appear to be in context.


I just want to hear what their solution is. They seem to spout this type of rhetoric freely because their right wing blogs and talk radio super heroes have made it okay for them to push those boundaries but they stop short of coming out with the predictable solution that is bubbling just under the surface. This is because they KNOW it is wrong and if they utter the words they destroy their arguments.
 
2013-07-23 03:04:43 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 03:04:48 PM
img.photobucket.com  outsiderjapan.pbworks.com
 
2013-07-23 03:05:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img856.imageshack.us image 320x480]


THIS is why I have you fav'd.
Win.
 
2013-07-23 03:05:46 PM
I wonder which one could have been Obamas son, or which one could have been him.
 
2013-07-23 03:06:54 PM

SuperNinjaToad: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


I see where you're coming from however you and I know you're being intellectually dishonest because you KNOW what I said to be true!

Can you honestly in your hearts of hearts believe that IF a group of white men savagely beating some random innocent black couple on the streets it WON'T make the national news?


Depends on who they are. If they're meth head criminals, and the innocent couple are walking through Peckerwood, West Virginia, because their car broke down and get beat up it probably won't make more than the local news. If it's the Klan, yeah, it'll make the news. Just like this Harlem thing would blow up as a national story if these guys in the white t-shirts turned out to be a black-supremacist organization bent on chasing non-blacks out of Harlem. So far, though, I haven't seen any indication that the victims weren't black.
 
2013-07-23 03:07:51 PM
I don't know what all the fuss is about.  I love getting hammered
www.damnlol.com
 
2013-07-23 03:07:53 PM

SuperNinjaToad: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


I see where you're coming from however you and I know you're being intellectually dishonest because you KNOW what I said to be true!

Can you honestly in your hearts of hearts believe that IF a group of white men savagely beating some random innocent black couple on the streets it WON'T make the national news?


Actually, no. I cannot say that. I agree that if a group of white men savagely beat a random black man it would probably make some national news cycle. The problem is, who are you complaining too? Bob Johnson doesn't own the media. Hell, white people own BET now.  Whose fault is it that, in your eyes, there does not appear to be outrage when the roles are reversed? When Sharpton and Jackson get out to spread the word of some perceived injustice gainst blacks you all biatch about how they're race-baiting trolls.*** But, EVERY one of these threads has a bunch of Farkers calling for the same sort of attention in cases which involve whites. Which is it? Should these things be given attention or not?  Maybe you all need an anglo version of Jesse Jackson to preach about the inequality and bring attention to your plight?
 
2013-07-23 03:11:47 PM

here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey everybody! Nothing to see here. The guy who just spent four seperate posts talking about how banning hammers is a distraction and that blacks should focus on the real issues was just pulling our leg. Of COURSE he knew it all along. He just needed a platform to spew his racist diatribe that would make it appear to be in context.

I just want to hear what their solution is. They seem to spout this type of rhetoric freely because their right wing blogs and talk radio super heroes have made it okay for them to push those boundaries but they stop short of coming out with the predictable solution that is bubbling just under the surface. This is because they KNOW it is wrong and if they utter the words they destroy their arguments.


Their solution is for "the blacks" to "help their communities", whatever that means. None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters, but I'm supposed to get every black person a job with a living wage that will allow them to be upwardly mobile or I'm the problem.
 
2013-07-23 03:12:45 PM

SuperNinjaToad: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


I see where you're coming from however you and I know you're being intellectually dishonest because you KNOW what I said to be true!

Can you honestly in your hearts of hearts believe that IF a group of white men savagely beating some random innocent black couple on the streets it WON'T make the national news?



We all know you're right, of course.
Not only that but if white people committed many of the same animalistic violent assaults that black people have, regardless of victim's race, they would make national news because of the startling, senseless brutality.
 
2013-07-23 03:14:48 PM
www.woodworkingtalk.com
 
2013-07-23 03:17:33 PM
zachery.path.med.umich.edu

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 03:18:22 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.

Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?

Interesting.....


Oh, the bandwagon technique. A majority of Farkers also thought that there were WMDs in Iraq. You should poll them just before you make any decisions. Let me know how it works out for you.

Read through the threads you have posted your tripe and race-laced nonsense in. That's all it tokk to get a good sense of how tilted a view you have on reality.


Your opinion is what it is and I don't care to change it, but if you ever get the chance to go through those threads take a peek at the comment that I was responding too. If the comments that I responded too don't twist your knickers as much as mine apparently do, maybe the problem is you. I don't go into threads talking bad about anyone. I respond to the ignorance that I see.


Your tone (if there can be such a property) in your posts come off as "only racism against blacks is valid and therefore deserving of notation and outrage".
If that's NOT what you intend perhaps it is just me be sick and tired of hearing crap like that from so many sources it has exhausted me.
And you need to stop paying attention to AW's who post crap stats without supporting sources that are verifiable.

OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then I was called "dago, guinea, wop, goombah, meatball, geep, ginny, ginzo, garlic-breath, grape-stomper, guido...etc".
I could no more do anything about my lineage than a person could help their skin tone.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 03:20:02 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey everybody! Nothing to see here. The guy who just spent four seperate posts talking about how banning hammers is a distraction and that blacks should focus on the real issues was just pulling our leg. Of COURSE he knew it all along. He just needed a platform to spew his racist diatribe that would make it appear to be in context.

I just want to hear what their solution is. They seem to spout this type of rhetoric freely because their right wing blogs and talk radio super heroes have made it okay for them to push those boundaries but they stop short of coming out with the predictable solution that is bubbling just under the surface. This is because they KNOW it is wrong and if they utter the words they destroy their arguments.

Their solution is for "the blacks" to "help their communities", whatever that means. None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters, but I'm supposed to get every black person a job with a living wage that will allow them to be upwardly mobile or I'm the problem.


Well, I don't think any REASONABLE person expects that. It's like staring at me and asking "when you gonna get rid of the mafia?"
 
2013-07-23 03:20:39 PM

Satanic_Hamster: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 156x200]


Dammit, that's what I was going to go with. Now I have to come up with something new.

www.supercheats.com

Are we talking weight of the satellite, the targeting system, or the beam itself?
 
2013-07-23 03:23:57 PM

gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.

Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?

Interesting.....


Oh, the bandwagon technique. A majority of Farkers also thought that there were WMDs in Iraq. You should poll them just before you make any decisions. Let me know how it works out for you.

Read through the threads you have posted your tripe and race-laced nonsense in. That's all it tokk to get a good sense of how tilted a view you have on reality.


Your opinion is what it is and I don't care to change it, but if you ever get the chance to go through those threads take a peek at the comment that I was responding too. If the comments that I responded too don't twist your knickers as much as mine apparently do, maybe the problem is you. I don't go into threads talking bad about anyone. I respond to the ignorance that I see.

Your tone (if there can be such a property) in your posts come off as "only racism against blacks is valid and therefore deserving of notation and outrage".
If that's NOT what you intend perhaps it is just me be sick and tired of hearing crap like that from so many sources it has exhausted me.
And you need to stop paying attention to AW's who post crap stats without supporting sources that are verifiable.

OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then ...



Exclusion is exclusion. It comes in many different forms. Fat people can feel just as put out as a black person who feels that he or she is being treated unfairly. I think the problem many Farkers have with me is that I have no problem addressing them on their level. We can be as ignorant or as civil as you want to be with each other. Doesn't matter to me. Sometimes, the "tone" of the message can make a reader miss the point. I get that. But, I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. i say things the way i want to and i leave the intepretation up to the reader. Some people are able to read my posts and NOT come to the conclusion that I'm a raging whitey-hating, black supremacist. You have to read everything in context.
 
2013-07-23 03:26:03 PM
I have to start flagging racists with a better color than red 1.  It's been giving me a headache lately.
 
2013-07-23 03:26:08 PM
A quick google search of Daniel Legette (one of the victims) and NY came up with Linked In profile of someone who appears to be roughly 24 and may be the victim.
 
2013-07-23 03:27:05 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey everybody! Nothing to see here. The guy who just spent four seperate posts talking about how banning hammers is a distraction and that blacks should focus on the real issues was just pulling our leg. Of COURSE he knew it all along. He just needed a platform to spew his racist diatribe that would make it appear to be in context.

I just want to hear what their solution is. They seem to spout this type of rhetoric freely because their right wing blogs and talk radio super heroes have made it okay for them to push those boundaries but they stop short of coming out with the predictable solution that is bubbling just under the surface. This is because they KNOW it is wrong and if they utter the words they destroy their arguments.

Their solution is for "the blacks" to "help their communities", whatever that means. None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters, but I'm supposed to get every black person a job with a living wage that will allow them to be upwardly mobile or I'm the problem.


Personal responsibility, how does it work?
 
2013-07-23 03:27:52 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-23 03:29:07 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Exclusion is exclusion. It comes in many different forms. Fat people can feel just as put out as a black person who feels that he or she is being treated unfairly. I think the problem many Farkers have with me is that I have no problem addressing them on their level. We can be as ignorant or as civil as you want to be with each other. Doesn't matter to me. Sometimes, the "tone" of the message can make a reader miss the point. I get that. But, I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. i say things the way i want to and i leave the intepretation up to the reader. Some people are able to read my posts and NOT come to the conclusion that I'm a raging whitey-hating, black supremacist. You have to read everything in context.


DAMNIT!! Stop posting things i agree with, it ruins the whole thread
 
2013-07-23 03:30:08 PM

gja: OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then I was called "dago, guinea, wop, goombah, meatball, geep, ginny, ginzo, garlic-breath, grape-stomper, guido...etc".
I could no more do anything about my lineage than a person could help their skin tone.


Then you should bloody well know better. However the Italian American community do not face the same hurdles the African American community does. Getting called names and a few neighborhood dust ups is what pretty much most of us grew up with. I sympathize but it really is not the same thing.
 
2013-07-23 03:30:38 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Exclusion is exclusion. It comes in many different forms. Fat people can feel just as put out as a black person who feels that he or she is being treated unfairly. I think the problem many Farkers have with me is that I have no problem addressing them on their level. We can be as ignorant or as civil as you want to be with each other. Doesn't matter to me. Sometimes, the "tone" of the message can make a reader miss the point. I get that. But, I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. i say things the way i want to and i leave the intepretation up to the reader. Some people are able to read my posts and NOT come to the conclusion that I'm a raging whitey-hating, black supremacist. You have to read everything in context.


Just admit it.  You're secretly Hooper X, aren't you? ;)

Seriously, though, I don't know how you do it.  I had to give up trying to reason with them, which is hard because I tend to be an eternal optimist when you actually get to know people.  I'm seriously considering utilizing the ignore function lately.
 
2013-07-23 03:32:06 PM

Joe Blowme: DROxINxTHExWIND: here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey everybody! Nothing to see here. The guy who just spent four seperate posts talking about how banning hammers is a distraction and that blacks should focus on the real issues was just pulling our leg. Of COURSE he knew it all along. He just needed a platform to spew his racist diatribe that would make it appear to be in context.

I just want to hear what their solution is. They seem to spout this type of rhetoric freely because their right wing blogs and talk radio super heroes have made it okay for them to push those boundaries but they stop short of coming out with the predictable solution that is bubbling just under the surface. This is because they KNOW it is wrong and if they utter the words they destroy their arguments.

Their solution is for "the blacks" to "help their communities", whatever that means. None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters, but I'm supposed to get every black person a job with a living wage that will allow them to be upwardly mobile or I'm the problem.

Personal responsibility, how does it work?


I highlighted a key word for you. People are individuals. While I do all that I can to assist those in need, I cannot PERSONALLY be held responsible for all of their actions. But if that's the way its got to be, I'll mentor Lil Wayne if you get Beiber to stop acting like an ass.
 
2013-07-23 03:32:30 PM
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2013-07-23 03:32:33 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters


Tie up a sheep in front their trailer.

Problem solved.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 03:32:54 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Exclusion is exclusion. It comes in many different forms. Fat people can feel just as put out as a black person who feels that he or she is being treated unfairly. I think the problem many Farkers have with me is that I have no problem addressing them on their level. We can be as ignorant or as civil as you want to be with each other. Doesn't matter to me. Sometimes, the "tone" of the message can make a reader miss the point. I get that. But, I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. i say things the way i want to and i leave the intepretation up to the reader. Some people are able to read my posts and NOT come to the conclusion that I'm a raging whitey-hating, black supremacist. You have to read everything in context.


That's cool.
I can get behind sometimes being abrasive to (pardon the pun, can't help myself here) "hammer the point home".
Just be cognizant that there will be times it will come off as dickishness, and you need to not be too visceral in your retorts or you reinforce that false image.
Context is difficult in this arena.
 
2013-07-23 03:35:38 PM
When the only tool you have is a hammer, all of your problems look like nails.
 
2013-07-23 03:36:09 PM

biyaaatci: DROxINxTHExWIND: Exclusion is exclusion. It comes in many different forms. Fat people can feel just as put out as a black person who feels that he or she is being treated unfairly. I think the problem many Farkers have with me is that I have no problem addressing them on their level. We can be as ignorant or as civil as you want to be with each other. Doesn't matter to me. Sometimes, the "tone" of the message can make a reader miss the point. I get that. But, I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. i say things the way i want to and i leave the intepretation up to the reader. Some people are able to read my posts and NOT come to the conclusion that I'm a raging whitey-hating, black supremacist. You have to read everything in context.

Just admit it.  You're secretly Hooper X, aren't you? ;)

Seriously, though, I don't know how you do it.  I had to give up trying to reason with them, which is hard because I tend to be an eternal optimist when you actually get to know people.  I'm seriously considering utilizing the ignore function lately.



Meh. Its all in how you look at it. I'm not going to change the world view of a keyboard racist by poking holes in his logic, so I don't try. I just give the other side of the argument. Debating is fun to me.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 03:36:53 PM

here to help: gja: OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then I was called "dago, guinea, wop, goombah, meatball, geep, ginny, ginzo, garlic-breath, grape-stomper, guido...etc".
I could no more do anything about my lineage than a person could help their skin tone.

Then you should bloody well know better. However the Italian American community do not face the same hurdles the African American community does. Getting called names and a few neighborhood dust ups is what pretty much most of us grew up with. I sympathize but it really is not the same thing.


A "few neighborhood dust ups"?
So, a broken wrist, shot 4 times with a BB gun, several black-eyes and being robbed numerous times fall into that category?
You really want to use that catch-all to cover that?
 
2013-07-23 03:39:17 PM

gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: Exclusion is exclusion. It comes in many different forms. Fat people can feel just as put out as a black person who feels that he or she is being treated unfairly. I think the problem many Farkers have with me is that I have no problem addressing them on their level. We can be as ignorant or as civil as you want to be with each other. Doesn't matter to me. Sometimes, the "tone" of the message can make a reader miss the point. I get that. But, I'm not trying to win a popularity contest. i say things the way i want to and i leave the intepretation up to the reader. Some people are able to read my posts and NOT come to the conclusion that I'm a raging whitey-hating, black supremacist. You have to read everything in context.

That's cool.
I can get behind sometimes being abrasive to (pardon the pun, can't help myself here) "hammer the point home".
Just be cognizant that there will be times it will come off as dickishness, and you need to not be too visceral in your retorts or you reinforce that false image.
Context is difficult in this arena.



Sound advice. Noted.

/See, that wasn't as bad as we thought it was going to be  ;-)
 
2013-07-23 03:43:28 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: DROxINxTHExWIND: here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey everybody! Nothing to see here. The guy who just spent four seperate posts talking about how banning hammers is a distraction and that blacks should focus on the real issues was just pulling our leg. Of COURSE he knew it all along. He just needed a platform to spew his racist diatribe that would make it appear to be in context.

I just want to hear what their solution is. They seem to spout this type of rhetoric freely because their right wing blogs and talk radio super heroes have made it okay for them to push those boundaries but they stop short of coming out with the predictable solution that is bubbling just under the surface. This is because they KNOW it is wrong and if they utter the words they destroy their arguments.

Their solution is for "the blacks" to "help their communities", whatever that means. None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters, but I'm supposed to get every black person a job with a living wage that will allow them to be upwardly mobile or I'm the problem.

Personal responsibility, how does it work?

I highlighted a key word for you. People are individuals. While I do all that I can to assist those in need, I cannot PERSONALLY be held responsible for all of their actions. But if that's the way its got to be, I'll mentor Lil Wayne if you get Beiber to stop acting like an ass.


Maybe we can get a survivor show with Beiber and Lil wayne on an island... throw in some kardashians.... maybe Honey boo boo.

/i know you cant do it, thats why i said personal responsibility
 
2013-07-23 03:46:08 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Their solution is for "the blacks" to "help their communities", whatever that means. None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters, but I'm supposed to get every black person a job with a living wage that will allow them to be upwardly mobile or I'm the problem.


Well I do agree that at this point the change does definitely have to come from within. There is far too little trust for anyone else to go in and tinker with things now. However what society needs to do is provide them with the resources they need to accomplish this change and make sure that the positive leaders in the community are the ones taking charge (not the JJ's and Sharpton's of the world). This ain't something that can be bootstrapped away.

But I was talking about the more severe dudes rhetoric. Their solution likely has a lot less to do with giving the community ANY benefit of the doubt and is a little more "final" in it's execution. I think we've got two major types of modern racists who prattle on about the crime numbers and stats as a tactic. Those who have not thought about what the next step is and are just squawking and following the herd. Then there are those who want to go back to the old ways of doing things. If the former realized that the only possible out come of their hate is the latter's fix then they might shake their heads and step back from the brink but the talking heads and propaganda artists will never point that out to them.

Fixing poverty, drug issues and lack of proper education are the only real solutions. This goes for ALL at risk communities. That takes money and effort though and would take away talking points for the self serving, power hungry assholes who run things.

I hope things improve in my lifetime but sadly I do not feel too confident.
 
2013-07-23 03:49:12 PM

gja: A "few neighborhood dust ups"?
So, a broken wrist, shot 4 times with a BB gun, several black-eyes and being robbed numerous times fall into that category?
You really want to use that catch-all to cover that?


I'm sorry but although that might seem a little extreme it's not all that uncommon for anyone growing up in a rough neighborhood. Kids are assholes. It is certainly not an excuse to ignore the real issues and simply blame an entire race of people.
 
2013-07-23 03:51:14 PM

here to help: gja: A "few neighborhood dust ups"?
So, a broken wrist, shot 4 times with a BB gun, several black-eyes and being robbed numerous times fall into that category?
You really want to use that catch-all to cover that?

I'm sorry but although that might seem a little extreme it's not all that uncommon for anyone growing up in a rough neighborhood. Kids are assholes. It is certainly not an excuse to ignore the real issues and simply blame an entire race of people.


Also I'm sure they got it just as bad from your crew. That's the thing about racial tensions. It is a cycle. A give and take. It is very difficult to break that cycle once it has started.
 
2013-07-23 03:51:27 PM

ciberido: darth_badger: whither_apophis: What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???

Claw.

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2013-07-23 03:52:03 PM

Molavian: [i807.photobucket.com image 502x351]


Shut up, coont
 
2013-07-23 03:54:01 PM

Joe Blowme: DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme: DROxINxTHExWIND: here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey everybody! Nothing to see here. The guy who just spent four seperate posts talking about how banning hammers is a distraction and that blacks should focus on the real issues was just pulling our leg. Of COURSE he knew it all along. He just needed a platform to spew his racist diatribe that would make it appear to be in context.

I just want to hear what their solution is. They seem to spout this type of rhetoric freely because their right wing blogs and talk radio super heroes have made it okay for them to push those boundaries but they stop short of coming out with the predictable solution that is bubbling just under the surface. This is because they KNOW it is wrong and if they utter the words they destroy their arguments.

Their solution is for "the blacks" to "help their communities", whatever that means. None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters, but I'm supposed to get every black person a job with a living wage that will allow them to be upwardly mobile or I'm the problem.

Personal responsibility, how does it work?

I highlighted a key word for you. People are individuals. While I do all that I can to assist those in need, I cannot PERSONALLY be held responsible for all of their actions. But if that's the way its got to be, I'll mentor Lil Wayne if you get Beiber to stop acting like an ass.

Maybe we can get a survivor show with Beiber and Lil wayne on an island... throw in some kardashians.... maybe Honey boo boo.

/i know you cant do it, thats why i said personal responsibility



 Yeah, i got that but it was after i had posted the snark. At least I wasn't too assholish about it. Oh, and I'm sure the reality stars that you named are now far too famous to be bothering with the show you proposed. You'll end up with Tito Kardashian and Honey Boo Boo's little know cousin Italian cousin, Oregano Boo Boo.
 
2013-07-23 03:54:33 PM

gja: here to help: gja: OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then I was called "dago, guinea, wop, goombah, meatball, geep, ginny, ginzo, garlic-breath, grape-stomper, guido...etc".
I could no more do anything about my lineage than a person could help their skin tone.

Then you should bloody well know better. However the Italian American community do not face the same hurdles the African American community does. Getting called names and a few neighborhood dust ups is what pretty much most of us grew up with. I sympathize but it really is not the same thing.

A "few neighborhood dust ups"?
So, a broken wrist, shot 4 times with a BB gun, several black-eyes and being robbed numerous times fall into that category?
You really want to use that catch-all to cover that?



Just remembering the hundreds of times I've been shot with a BB gun (and shot right back).

Good times, man.  Good times.
 
2013-07-23 03:54:37 PM

Dufus: MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.

Brings back memories of Union enforcers, don't it? Maybe the carpenter's union has gone rogue.


I like it... Attacked by real goons eh?  Maybe next a group of henchmen will steal something!  This could be just the beginning... A genuine superhero may be about to make a grand entrance!!!
 
2013-07-23 03:54:52 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


I see where you're coming from however you and I know you're being intellectually dishonest because you KNOW what I said to be true!

Can you honestly in your hearts of hearts believe that IF a group of white men savagely beating some random innocent black couple on the streets it WON'T make the national news?

Actually, no. I cannot say that. I agree that if a group of white men savagely beat a random black man it would probably make some national news cycle. The problem is, who are you complaining too? Bob Johnson doesn't own the media. Hell, white people own BET now.  Whose fault is it that, in your eyes, there does not appear to be outrage when the roles are reversed? When Sharpton and Jackson get out to spread the word of some perceived injustice gainst blacks you all biatch about how they're race-baiting trolls.*** But, EVERY one of these threads has a bunch of Farkers calling for the same sort of attention in cases which involve whites. Which is it? Should these things be given attention or not?  Maybe you all need an anglo version of Jesse Jackson to preach about the inequality and bring attention to your plight?


I can't speak for whoever asked that question, but for myself, the double standard infuriates me. It was the only reason I gave half a fark about the Zimmerman case at all. You admitted that interracial violence where the victim is black is over reported and the opposite is also true. It seems to be common knowledge.

So in the wake of all this Trayvon business, when I have to read boo hoo op-ed pieces about "how do I explain this to my teenage son" and whatnot, it pisses me off to no end that the country is made to do all this soul searching and act like the Challenger just blew up again when everyone knows that interracial violence with a white victim is such much more common and even bringing it up makes you some kind of racist.
 
2013-07-23 03:55:29 PM
drop the hammer acid jammer

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-07-23 03:56:02 PM
I think we can all agree that Bieber could use a good lynchin'.
 
2013-07-23 03:58:03 PM
Please Hammer don't hurt em.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 03:59:52 PM

here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: Their solution is for "the blacks" to "help their communities", whatever that means. None of them can get their brother-in-law to stop beating their sisters, but I'm supposed to get every black person a job with a living wage that will allow them to be upwardly mobile or I'm the problem.

Well I do agree that at this point the change does definitely have to come from within. There is far too little trust for anyone else to go in and tinker with things now. However what society needs to do is provide them with the resources they need to accomplish this change and make sure that the positive leaders in the community are the ones taking charge (not the JJ's and Sharpton's of the world). This ain't something that can be bootstrapped away.

But I was talking about the more severe dudes rhetoric. Their solution likely has a lot less to do with giving the community ANY benefit of the doubt and is a little more "final" in it's execution. I think we've got two major types of modern racists who prattle on about the crime numbers and stats as a tactic. Those who have not thought about what the next step is and are just squawking and following the herd. Then there are those who want to go back to the old ways of doing things. If the former realized that the only possible out come of their hate is the latter's fix then they might shake their heads and step back from the brink but the talking heads and propaganda artists will never point that out to them.

Fixing poverty, drug issues and lack of proper education are the only real solutions. This goes for ALL at risk communities. That takes money and effort though and would take away talking points for the self serving, power hungry assholes who run things.

I hope things improve in my lifetime but sadly I do not feel too confident.


I don't know how old you are, but I am over 50 and have come to realize my daughter is going to inherit a broken world to live in. It sucks.
She will have to approach her life as I did. With the tack that she will have to work unfairly hard to get success in contrast to the "inner circle" folks who run shiat.
At least she has learned that she is responsible for her own deeds and accepts it. That and some solid values will at least give her a good footing.
She will be able to live with herself, and that is no small thing.
 
2013-07-23 04:01:53 PM

bdub77: The real problem is semiautomatic assault hammers. All it takes is one arm swing. These things are built with precision so you can put brads through a door frame with one good swing. They have a tactical grip for easy swinging. I've seen some guys fire 6, 7 nails into a shingle before you could get down a ladder.

Don't even get me started with assault mallets. You can get some that are made from all wood or rubber and wood so they go through a metal detector.


It comes with a 19.2 volt high capacity mag.
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2013-07-23 04:06:12 PM
And then THEY came for my sticks as I had no stones.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 04:07:32 PM

here to help: here to help: gja: A "few neighborhood dust ups"?
So, a broken wrist, shot 4 times with a BB gun, several black-eyes and being robbed numerous times fall into that category?
You really want to use that catch-all to cover that?

I'm sorry but although that might seem a little extreme it's not all that uncommon for anyone growing up in a rough neighborhood. Kids are assholes. It is certainly not an excuse to ignore the real issues and simply blame an entire race of people.

Also I'm sure they got it just as bad from your crew. That's the thing about racial tensions. It is a cycle. A give and take. It is very difficult to break that cycle once it has started.


The neighborhood was not rough. It was upper middle class. Houses on my block were 35-40K in 1960. It was only rough for some. The unlucky few. My bad luck was being one of them.
Well, I didn't have a "crew" to belong to. I caught it from both ends. I covered up the broken wrist so nobody would find out. Still paying for that in dull aches and reduced range of motion. The rest was easier to keep from everyone. I did that because I feared what would happen if my dad found out. That would have been worse that anything. For background, dad was an ex-army airforce guy. Life would have been a level of hell beyond thought. Death by meatgrinder would have been better.
I sucked it up. That's what you did back then ("Real men don't cry" and all that BS).
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 04:12:26 PM

noitsnot: gja: here to help: gja: OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then I was called "dago, guinea, wop, goombah, meatball, geep, ginny, ginzo, garlic-breath, grape-stomper, guido...etc".
I could no more do anything about my lineage than a person could help their skin tone.

Then you should bloody well know better. However the Italian American community do not face the same hurdles the African American community does. Getting called names and a few neighborhood dust ups is what pretty much most of us grew up with. I sympathize but it really is not the same thing.

A "few neighborhood dust ups"?
So, a broken wrist, shot 4 times with a BB gun, several black-eyes and being robbed numerous times fall into that category?
You really want to use that catch-all to cover that?


Just remembering the hundreds of times I've been shot with a BB gun (and shot right back).

Good times, man.  Good times.


I didn't dare do that. I wasn't allowed any type of gun whatsoever growing up. My dad had his fill of them in the army and that was that.
He probably would have run my ass over with the family Country Squire assault wagon and then planted my dead carcass in the front yard as an admonition to others.
Luckily, mom was a surgical RN and TNR. So I knew how to dig those damned things out with the forceps. Liquid benzocaine was a wonderful thing!
 
2013-07-23 04:12:43 PM
Half dozen chellovecks, tight as brats. Sobirat hammers, smot a poogly veck.  Shlaga 'im twenty-to-one.
Knocked 'im in 'is gulliver. Turned his mozg to jammiwam. Havin a bit of a guff.
 
2013-07-23 04:13:53 PM

Mr. Titanium: John Henry would like a word with subby.


Kill Whitey!
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2013-07-23 04:17:27 PM
i182.photobucket.com

ILLEGAL
 
2013-07-23 04:17:55 PM

Maul555: Dufus: MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.

Brings back memories of Union enforcers, don't it? Maybe the carpenter's union has gone rogue.

I like it... Attacked by real goons eh?  Maybe next a group of henchmen will steal something!  This could be just the beginning... A genuine superhero may be about to make a grand entrance!!!


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 04:19:13 PM

noitsnot: gja: here to help: gja: OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then I was called "dago, guinea, wop, goombah, meatball, geep, ginny, ginzo, garlic-breath, grape-stomper, guido...etc".
I could no more do anything about my lineage than a person could help their skin tone.

Then you should bloody well know better. However the Italian American community do not face the same hurdles the African American community does. Getting called names and a few neighborhood dust ups is what pretty much most of us grew up with. I sympathize but it really is not the same thing.

A "few neighborhood dust ups"?
So, a broken wrist, shot 4 times with a BB gun, several black-eyes and being robbed numerous times fall into that category?
You really want to use that catch-all to cover that?

Just remembering the hundreds of times I've been shot with a BB gun (and shot right back).

Good times, man.  Good times.


For some reason, someone citing FOUR whole times of being shot with a BB gun makes me think they were a whiney little biatch who got stuffed in lockers. I mean, I did too, but I couldn't even begin to count the number of times I got pegged with a BB gun or a Pellet gun. That was just how the weekends went when you had to make due with your mother's Daisy from 1958 while all the other kids had air rifles made in the same decade.

/*sniff* *sniff* stooped dumb BB gun only pumped once and everyone had better guns and Sean even had a pistol one and Leroy had one you could pump over and over and it REALLY hurt when he shot you up close and sometimes the pellet would go into your skin and it would bleed and you had to dig it out, but you couldn't let your parents know because then everyone would be in trouble and ....
 
2013-07-23 04:23:54 PM

gja: She will have to approach her life as I did. With the tack that she will have to work unfairly hard to get success in contrast to the "inner circle" folks who run shiat.
At least she has learned that she is responsible for her own deeds and accepts it. That and some solid values will at least give her a good footing.
She will be able to live with herself, and that is no small thing.


Now here's the problem we should all be pissed off at and it does seem to be uniting the common people despite race. The have nots against our oppressors. Not this attacking each other bullsh*t they try to instigate at every turn. It hasn't reached critical mass yet and think maybe a lot of the race baiting we see going on right now is the powers that be attempting to deflect but the jig is up. People are pissed about what happened during the financial crisis and those feelings are not going away. We'll see. Maybe the next generation WILL focus their rage where it needs to be. God I hope so for their sake. I'm too old and busted up to fight anymore.

gja: The neighborhood was not rough. It was upper middle class. Houses on my block were 35-40K in 1960. It was only rough for some. The unlucky few. My bad luck was being one of them.
Well, I didn't have a "crew" to belong to. I caught it from both ends. I covered up the broken wrist so nobody would find out. Still paying for that in dull aches and reduced range of motion. The rest was easier to keep from everyone. I did that because I feared what would happen if my dad found out. That would have been worse that anything. For background, dad was an ex-army airforce guy. Life would have been a level of hell beyond thought. Death by meatgrinder would have been better.
I sucked it up. That's what you did back then ("Real men don't cry" and all that BS).


Okay well that sounds like you got the sh*t end of white racism which brings me back to my original point. If you were subjected to it can you not feel sympathy for those who still deal with it daily and many times much much worse? In the ghetto you don't just get black eyes. You get shot. If you don't play the game then you are done for. There is no choice and that's why these kids are so angry and desperate. I couldn't imagine having to live like that and I certainly couldn't dream of coming out of it well adjusted. I had it pretty good by comparison and I nutf*ck batters. Anyway... this thread is bumming me out. See ya later.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 04:30:42 PM

BojanglesPaladin: noitsnot: gja: here to help: gja: OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then I was called "dago, guinea, wop, goombah, meatball, geep, ginny, ginzo, garlic-breath, grape-stomper, guido...etc".
I could no more do anything about my lineage than a person could help their skin tone.

Then you should bloody well know better. However the Italian American community do not face the same hurdles the African American community does. Getting called names and a few neighborhood dust ups is what pretty much most of us grew up with. I sympathize but it really is not the same thing.

A "few neighborhood dust ups"?
So, a broken wrist, shot 4 times with a BB gun, several black-eyes and being robbed numerous times fall into that category?
You really want to use that catch-all to cover that?

Just remembering the hundreds of times I've been shot with a BB gun (and shot right back).

Good times, man.  Good times.

For some reason, someone citing FOUR whole times of being shot with a BB gun makes me think they were a whiney little biatch who got stuffed in lockers. I mean, I did too, but I couldn't even begin to count the number of times I got pegged with a BB gun or a Pellet gun. That was just how the weekends went when you had to make due with your mother's Daisy from 1958 while all the other kids had air rifles made in the same decade.

/*sniff* *sniff* stooped dumb BB gun only pumped once and everyone had better guns and Sean even had a pistol one and Leroy had one you could pump over and over and it REALLY hurt when he shot you up close and sometimes the pellet would go into your skin and it would bleed and you had to dig it out, but you couldn't let your parents know because then everyone would be in trouble and ....


Well pardon me superman. But the four that made it deep enough I had to dig for them because they would come popping out like the many others that only went in a 1/2 inch or so are hard to forget. Lots of the kids had expesive models, because mom and dad had plenty $. Happily pellet guns were not in the arsenal. Lead is way worse than steel/copper.

It might make you think "whiney little biatch", Mr ITG. But I quietly dealt with it all. And nobody had to deal with the retribution I would have perhaps preferred, but was raised to think and act better.
 
2013-07-23 04:41:45 PM

gja: It might make you think "whiney little biatch", Mr ITG. But I quietly dealt with it all. And nobody had to deal with the retribution I would have perhaps preferred, but was raised to think and act better.


My bad. Instead of "whiney little biatch" I should have said "suffering little martyr" :)

/I keed. But seriously, I post a (tongue-in-cheek) weepy account of getting P0wned by kids with pellet guns while I clutch my mommy's decrepit Daisy, and that qualifies as "internet tough" guy? You and I have radically different understanding of badassery.
 
2013-07-23 04:42:43 PM
I carried a hammer once.....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 04:43:11 PM
Can't weigh more than this guy?
farm3.staticflickr.com
OK, Jan, time to go on a diet.
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-23 04:44:31 PM

ggecko: I carried a hammer once.....

[i.imgur.com image 850x1133]


Is that...  Is that a pee stain on your pants?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 04:46:46 PM

BojanglesPaladin: gja: It might make you think "whiney little biatch", Mr ITG. But I quietly dealt with it all. And nobody had to deal with the retribution I would have perhaps preferred, but was raised to think and act better.

My bad. Instead of "whiney little biatch" I should have said "suffering little martyr" :)

/I keed. But seriously, I post a (tongue-in-cheek) weepy account of getting P0wned by kids with pellet guns while I clutch my mommy's decrepit Daisy, and that qualifies as "internet tough" guy? You and I have radically different understanding of badassery.


Well I did not get the "tongue-in-cheek" color, so MY BAD. I apologize. Publicly and profusely.
Still have memories of closing up a few holes in myself with 4-0 silk. Tends to make the memory a bit hurt-y.
I think most would have passed the fark out at the age I did this. It was mostly my exposure to the ER waiting for mom to get off shift that numbed me to blood/guts.
 
2013-07-23 04:46:59 PM

dbrunker: Can't weigh more than this guy?
[farm3.staticflickr.com image 180x148]
OK, Jan, time to go on a diet.
[farm1.staticflickr.com image 500x480]


Jan Hammer's work with Jeff Beck was awesome.

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-07-23 04:50:25 PM

bdub77: The real problem is semiautomatic assault hammers. All it takes is one arm swing. These things are built with precision so you can put brads through a door frame with one good swing. They have a tactical grip for easy swinging. I've seen some guys fire 6, 7 nails into a shingle before you could get down a ladder.

Don't even get me started with assault mallets. You can get some that are made from all wood or rubber and wood so they go through a metal detector.


b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-07-23 04:51:35 PM
Oh, and:
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-07-23 04:57:57 PM
Amateurs...

strandbyskatten.dk

/But seriously, can we stop trying to ban every conceivable human weapon and get to the real issue of people ganging up to beat/kill other people? A hammer is little more than a large rock tied to a big stick you will never stop people from making those if they wanted to.
 
2013-07-23 05:08:56 PM

here to help: gja: OH, and as for "here to help"'s comment that "You or I will never truly know what it's like." he is dead wrong.
When I was growing up I had to put up with being excluded and fairly often hit.
The reason? Back then I was called "dago, guinea, wop, goombah, meatball, geep, ginny, ginzo, garlic-breath, grape-stomper, guido...etc".
I could no more do anything about my lineage than a person could help their skin tone.

Then you should bloody well know better. However the Italian American community do not face the same hurdles the African American community does. Getting called names and a few neighborhood dust ups is what pretty much most of us grew up with. I sympathize but it really is not the same thing.


Yea, no.  I was a pawn in the forced-integration the Charlotte-Mecklenburg school system thought was wonderful.  Intelligent kids, not just white, just kids with parents who were just as invested in them as the kids themselves, were bused into shiat schools.  I mean shiat, shiat, shiatty schools.  My middle school was under a farking highway overpass.  We were put on lockdown weekly because of gunplay.

In a school over 2,000 students they bused in roughly 3-400 kids to shore up the test numbers.  Most of us were white, but all through the IB program, it was relatively diverse.  As a white kid surrounded by black kids, I was beat up, insulted, had guns and knives pulled on me, for no other reason than the fact that I was white.  It wasn't just the students, either.

The worst part was how horribly the kids treated the black IB students.  They had it soooo much worse than the white kids did.  The 'hood' kids were absolutely relentless in their torture of the black kids who wanted to succeed.  Told them, while beating them up for learning, to stop acting white.

Suggesting that discrimination doesn't happen is absolutely silly, but at the same time there are a lot of internal problems in the communities that get blamed away.  Learning and bettering yourself weren't (aren't?) cool.
 
2013-07-23 05:30:06 PM
Thanks Left wing  Michelle & Obama !
 
2013-07-23 05:33:31 PM

master_dman: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.

That is exactly what everybody is thinking.. but we are NOT allowed to say anything disparaging about black people in any way, shape or form.  If you do, you are immediately labeled a racist and shouted down.  You WILL lose your job.


Farkers and farkettes, I present to you the  False consensus effect in it's "I'm just saying what everybody is thinking" form, very common among bigots.  The typical next stage of the disease is the "The only difference between me and you is that I'm brave/honest enough to admit I'm a bigot/extremist."  If a bigotectomy is not achieved before this state, the prognosis is grim.
 
2013-07-23 05:36:45 PM

Tchernobog: Yea, no. I was a pawn in the forced-integration the Charlotte-Mecklenburg school system thought was wonderful. Intelligent kids, not just white, just kids with parents who were just as invested in them as the kids themselves, were bused into shiat schools. I mean shiat, shiat, shiatty schools. My middle school was under a farking highway overpass. We were put on lockdown weekly because of gunplay.


Okay... well that plan was destined to fail from the get go. What a bunch of idiots. You don't toss good kids into the bad schools and think it's gonna solve anything. You make the crummy schools better or give the kids in the crummy schools a chance to go to the good schools. And what the hell do they think injecting white kids into black schools is gonna do anyway? Make the black kids whiter? Fuggin' ridiculous.

On a semi related note the whole concept of basing school funding on performance is ludicrous. Fund the schools equally per student. No f*ckin' around. That kind of crap just sends the bad schools into a downward spiral and doesn't even make sense.

There should be NO crummy schools no matter where they are or who goes there.
 
2013-07-23 05:44:33 PM

ciberido: Farkers and farkettes, I present to you the False consensus effect in it's "I'm just saying what everybody is thinking" form, very common among bigots. The typical next stage of the disease is the "The only difference between me and you is that I'm brave/honest enough to admit I'm a bigot/extremist." If a bigotectomy is not achieved before this state, the prognosis is grim.


It's like the idiots in the Paula Deen threads saying "Everybody says that word... you're lying if you say you haven't!" I most certainly do NOT say that word the way they mean it and the only times I have said it were when I was actually talking about the word itself (and even then it makes me cringe) or maybe a couple of times when I was kid before anyone told me what it actually meant.
 
2013-07-23 05:45:20 PM

here to help: On a semi related note the whole concept of basing school funding on performance is ludicrous. Fund the schools equally per student. No f*ckin' around. That kind of crap just sends the bad schools into a downward spiral and doesn't even make sense.

There should be NO crummy schools no matter where they are or who goes there.


Schools also receive a significant amount of funding based on local property taxes. So poor neighborhoods inevitably lead to underfunded schools. We're the only 1st world country that heavily ties school funding to property taxes and it's a major source of the inequality in school funding.

But we're getting off topic. Since I didn't see it I should probably link to the Salon piece on how  conservatives really want there to be a secret black crime wave. Which basically explains all racists above moaning about how unfair it is that the news doesn't confirm their race war fantasy.
 
2013-07-23 05:49:53 PM

here to help: Tchernobog: Yea, no. I was a pawn in the forced-integration the Charlotte-Mecklenburg school system thought was wonderful. Intelligent kids, not just white, just kids with parents who were just as invested in them as the kids themselves, were bused into shiat schools. I mean shiat, shiat, shiatty schools. My middle school was under a farking highway overpass. We were put on lockdown weekly because of gunplay.

Okay... well that plan was destined to fail from the get go. What a bunch of idiots. You don't toss good kids into the bad schools and think it's gonna solve anything. You make the crummy schools better or give the kids in the crummy schools a chance to go to the good schools. And what the hell do they think injecting white kids into black schools is gonna do anyway? Make the black kids whiter? Fuggin' ridiculous.

On a semi related note the whole concept of basing school funding on performance is ludicrous. Fund the schools equally per student. No f*ckin' around. That kind of crap just sends the bad schools into a downward spiral and doesn't even make sense.

There should be NO crummy schools no matter where they are or who goes there.


Yes, well.  I never said it was a good idea.  Frankly the only thing I took away from it was prejudice, and I don't like it.  I don't like it, but I'll be the first to admit that my experiences have made me prejudiced.

For the longest time I absolutely considered it racism.  I recognize now that it's farking douchebags I'm prejudiced against, but being forced into shiatty, ghetto schools exposed me to such an outrageous number of douchebags, mostly black, that, as a kid, pretty much defined my view of the black community.  It wasn't until I was older that I fully understood that douche is douche, regardless of race or creed.
 
2013-07-23 05:57:57 PM
About as smart as a.....
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 05:59:14 PM

odinsposse: here to help: On a semi related note the whole concept of basing school funding on performance is ludicrous. Fund the schools equally per student. No f*ckin' around. That kind of crap just sends the bad schools into a downward spiral and doesn't even make sense.

There should be NO crummy schools no matter where they are or who goes there.

Schools also receive a significant amount of funding based on local property taxes. So poor neighborhoods inevitably lead to underfunded schools. We're the only 1st world country that heavily ties school funding to property taxes and it's a major source of the inequality in school funding.

But we're getting off topic. Since I didn't see it I should probably link to the Salon piece on how  conservatives really want there to be a secret black crime wave. Which basically explains all racists above moaning about how unfair it is that the news doesn't confirm their race war fantasy.


People worry about flash mobs? This is news to me. The article should have been "here's what I think about a book some crank sent me."
 
2013-07-23 06:00:51 PM

Man On Pink Corner: Molavian: [i807.photobucket.com image 502x351]

Shut up, coont


Right?  God, I'm going to go watch Season 4 again.
 
2013-07-23 06:09:21 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-07-23 06:28:51 PM
Inconsolable.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/LMS
 
2013-07-23 07:32:08 PM
Old school New York hammer
www.serienoldies.de
 
2013-07-23 08:01:41 PM
 they are wondering why a group of young black males are randomly attacking males of a very-specifically-not-mentioned-ethnicity (which usually means white, or at least non-black, in media-speak)?

 i have the sad, sinking feeling this is likely going to be a martin/zimmerman related thing when they get to the bottom of it.
 
2013-07-23 08:23:59 PM

gja: I don't know how old you are, but I am over 50 and have come to realize my daughter is going to inherit a broken world to live in.


Considering that you were broken-wristed, multiply shot, beaten, robbed, etc. in your youth 40-50 years back---I'd say that you also inherited a fairly broken world. Although I think it's the reason that my father became a caricature of superman with the bodybuilding---being the last white kid in Brooklyn (Brownsville) in the 50s-60s.
 
2013-07-23 08:40:27 PM

Caluth: Fully automatic hammer
[larryfire.files.wordpress.com image 400x400]


www.buzzflash.com
Wants a fully armed and operational battlehammer.
 
2013-07-23 08:43:46 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Fano: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?

Glad to see you admit we live in a world where these scenarios are equally likely.


If it's "better" then they are not equal. Your snark fails.


He could mean that both are equally likely but one is more fun or interesting than the other.  More generally, they could be equally X but one more Y than the other, for any two qualities X and Y.
 
2013-07-23 09:06:55 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-23 09:23:23 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: DROxINxTHExWIND: SuperNinjaToad: where's the outrage? imagined if a bunch of white thugs savagely beating up an innocent black couple. It'll be BREAKING NEWS on all channels and rioting all over.


Naw, I've got a better one. Imagine if Lex Luther hit Superman with a shrinking ray and locked him in a kryptonite-laced fish tank with Mighty Mouse. Who do you think would win?


I see where you're coming from however you and I know you're being intellectually dishonest because you KNOW what I said to be true!

Can you honestly in your hearts of hearts believe that IF a group of white men savagely beating some random innocent black couple on the streets it WON'T make the national news?

Actually, no. I cannot say that. I agree that if a group of white men savagely beat a random black man it would probably make some national news cycle. The problem is, who are you complaining too? Bob Johnson doesn't own the media. Hell, white people own BET now.  Whose fault is it that, in your eyes, there does not appear to be outrage when the roles are reversed? When Sharpton and Jackson get out to spread the word of some perceived injustice gainst blacks you all biatch about how they're race-baiting trolls.*** But, EVERY one of these threads has a bunch of Farkers calling for the same sort of attention in cases which involve whites. Which is it? Should these things be given attention or not?  Maybe you all need an anglo version of Jesse Jackson to preach about the inequality and bring attention to your plight?



Ahh! see so you're actually agreeing with me w/o even realizing it. The fact is what most of what you say is true except for one lil bit which makes all the difference in the world. There were white versions of Jackson and Sharpton in the past but hasn't been in while.. any white person who is brave and/or foolish enough to publicly do all the dog and pony show like what Al and Jesse does in regards to race will be dragged out flogged and publicly shamed. At the very least their career will be over.

The fact that in the USA of 2013 the general public not only puts up with and tolerate folks like Sharpton and Jackson but actually pay them handsomely for their tirades while not the other way around speaks volumes! If you can't recognize that then you're in denial.
 
2013-07-23 09:57:58 PM

gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

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I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.

Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?


Uh, what?  Who has queried  DROxINxTHExWIND and called him out on his bias?  I must have missed that.
 
2013-07-23 11:46:45 PM

Ambitwistor: [img.photobucket.com image 300x225]  [outsiderjapan.pbworks.com image 299x206]


Hammerspace.
 
2013-07-24 02:23:10 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

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I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.



Pretend you're smarter than you are for a moment, Droxie.

Imagine... for a moment... that your goal is artificially stir up interracial unrest... and ask yourself:

Is it better to agitate only one side, or to agitate both sides?

/It doesn't take a genius to figure it out
//But there is no shortage of morons....
///Stupidly playing along

US vs THEM!!!
 
2013-07-24 02:53:54 AM

blast yer scuppers: When the only tool you have is a hammer, all of your problems look like nails.



When you think you're a nail, all of your problems look like hammers.
© Amos Quito, 2013


/Boycott orange juice!
 
2013-07-24 05:50:18 AM
In other news, stakes can no longer be driven into the ground.

Carnies everywhere despair.
 
2013-07-24 09:29:24 AM
www.elgoonishshive.com
 
2013-07-24 10:27:46 AM

here to help: DROxINxTHExWIND: a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime

The funny thing is I see tons of articles and mugshots of black criminals. The under reported thing is a made up myth to get white folks all indignant.

/full disclosure... I'm a white dude
//no I do not suffer from white guilt
///I just hate inequality and made up bullsh*t


Often they bring this up when crimes involving white criminals get mentioned.  They'd rather pretend it never happens.
 
2013-07-24 10:31:54 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

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I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.


Certain farkers do it all the time but they never get accused of race baiting, yet some of them will accuse others of doing just that.
 
2013-07-24 10:36:26 AM

gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.

Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?

Interesting.....


More like his bias is also based on the hypocrisy shown by many Farkers who will call him out on race baiting while ignoring white people doing the very same thing, many times in the very same thread, like for example this thread.
 
2013-07-24 11:19:52 AM
fc06.deviantart.net
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-24 02:56:07 PM

Latinwolf: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: gja: DROxINxTHExWIND: I wish the only oppression I ever had to deal with was the tyranny of not being able to say the "N" word without facing public scrutiny. How the fark do you all live in a world so cruel where the media under reports black crime? It must be rough.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

I'm not the one who is biatching about unfair treatment by the media. Apparently, blacks aren't the only ones who can play the race card.

Really? So your bias is a figment of the many Farkers and Farekettes who have queried you and called you out on your bias?

Interesting.....

More like his bias is also based on the hypocrisy shown by many Farkers who will call him out on race baiting while ignoring white people doing the very same thing, many times in the very same thread, like for example this thread.


You have a valid point there.
I should probably turn off my ignore list to better see the offenders, but honestly they are there because they registered as wack-a-loons on my screwball-O-meter long ago and I blocked them because it was giving me a headache and a sad to think fellow humans could be so nutty. I probably missed some salient numbskullery that helps fill the gaps in on what I responded on. So be it. I ain't perfect.

/Both ends of the scale suck. Someone should invent eyeglasses that make everyone appear as stick figures to each other.
//Maybe after a while we can all get past this shiat and start fixing the shiat that kills us all regardless of who we are (diseases and such).
 
2013-07-24 03:21:44 PM

gja: Someone should invent eyeglasses that make everyone appear as stick figures to each other.


Or do what I do. Train yourself to ignore skin color or ethnicity as a differentiator for your prejudices. This is what I do. I judge people on the type of ears they have.

t3.gstatic.com

Whenever I see someone with a hoodie and detached lobules and an undersized tragus, I lock my car doors.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-07-24 03:32:07 PM

BojanglesPaladin: gja: Someone should invent eyeglasses that make everyone appear as stick figures to each other.

Or do what I do. Train yourself to ignore skin color or ethnicity as a differentiator for your prejudices. This is what I do. I judge people on the type of ears they have.

[t3.gstatic.com image 316x159]

Whenever I see someone with a hoodie and detached lobules and an undersized tragus, I lock my car doors.


LOL. "Friends, Romans, countrymen, much?"

Getting that close to anyone in NYC is gonna get you either a face-slap or a throat-punch.
 
2013-07-24 08:48:16 PM
Now everyone will be wearing full plate armor.
 
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