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(NYPost)   New York City to ban hammers heavier than 12oz   (nypost.com) divider line 309
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2013-07-23 11:46:19 AM
www.tmfgaming.com
 
2013-07-23 11:53:35 AM
I was told we could not speak about the ban hammers.
 
2013-07-23 11:55:26 AM
You know who else banhmmers?
 
2013-07-23 12:00:34 PM
Being that this isn't the first hammer attack in NYC recently, there's some asshole or assholes out there that fall into the category of serial hammer attacker. Or whatever you'd even call something like this.
 It's amazing how deranged people can be.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 12:04:26 PM
I thought hammer wielding thugs were our defense against tyranny.
 
2013-07-23 12:04:45 PM
Weren't hammer attacks big in the 70s and early 80s in NYC?  Or am I misremembering?
 
2013-07-23 12:06:18 PM
Sampson's girlfriend was with him at the time and took off her shirt to help stem the bleeding,

Pics or it never happened!
 
2013-07-23 12:10:22 PM
Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.
 
2013-07-23 12:13:39 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


Brings back memories of Union enforcers, don't it? Maybe the carpenter's union has gone rogue.
 
2013-07-23 12:16:27 PM
 
2013-07-23 12:17:42 PM
Wanted for questioning:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-23 12:26:47 PM
STOP! Its hammer time
 
2013-07-23 12:33:06 PM
www.windows7themesfree.net

possible assailant
 
2013-07-23 12:37:07 PM
You can have my California Framer when you pull it from my cold, dead hands.
 
2013-07-23 12:43:26 PM
Problem: Gangs of African-American youths roam the streets attacking people with hammers.
Solution: Ban hammers.

/frickin' genius
 
2013-07-23 12:44:16 PM
Gallagher will be heartbroken.
 
2013-07-23 12:44:35 PM
fc07.deviantart.net

Illegal in New York.
 
2013-07-23 12:44:48 PM
What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???
 
2013-07-23 12:44:59 PM
It was a contractor hit.
 
2013-07-23 12:45:22 PM
curious if this has a racial motivation
mostly 'cause the news described the twerps
but not the vics
 
2013-07-23 12:45:35 PM
WTF?

/oops
//read that as "hamsters'
 
2013-07-23 12:46:20 PM
As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.
 
2013-07-23 12:46:57 PM

nmrsnr


possible assailant


He's carrying a claw hammer. The pein is mightier.


No, it's not actually 'peen'.
 
2013-07-23 12:47:34 PM
If you ban hammers, only criminals will be carpenters.
 
2013-07-23 12:47:56 PM
i807.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 12:47:58 PM
venturebeat.files.wordpress.com

N.Y. City to ban the Dead Island video game in ......
 
2013-07-23 12:48:19 PM
The real problem is semiautomatic assault hammers. All it takes is one arm swing. These things are built with precision so you can put brads through a door frame with one good swing. They have a tactical grip for easy swinging. I've seen some guys fire 6, 7 nails into a shingle before you could get down a ladder.

Don't even get me started with assault mallets. You can get some that are made from all wood or rubber and wood so they go through a metal detector.
 
2013-07-23 12:48:30 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


it's common in sports journalism.
 
2013-07-23 12:48:50 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-23 12:49:14 PM

MrBallou: Article gets bonus points for referring to the "gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts" as "goons". That word that doesn't get used in journalism as much as it should.


Goon is a good word but its meaning has warped so much that it is confusing. It went from idiot/hired thug/dumb musclehead/juvenile delinquent

The British rags get all the fun with throwing "yobs" around.
 
2013-07-23 12:49:39 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: You can have my California Framer when you pull it from my cold, dead hands.


You can whack skulls all day with one of those babies
 
2013-07-23 12:49:39 PM
Hammer don't hurt me.
 
2013-07-23 12:49:41 PM

Big Man On Campus: If you ban hammers, only criminals will be carpenters.


www.historiasbiblicas.advir.com
 
2013-07-23 12:49:42 PM
12 oz hammer? Please. Now this is a hammer.
cloud-2.steampowered.com
 
2013-07-23 12:49:49 PM

whither_apophis: What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???


It's a claw hammer, right there in the pic in TFA...
 
2013-07-23 12:50:11 PM
ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-07-23 12:50:15 PM
images.static-bluray.com
 
2013-07-23 12:50:31 PM

adder1: As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.


I believe the correct term is African-American smith.
 
2013-07-23 12:50:59 PM
"Bonk, bonk, on the head!"
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-23 12:51:14 PM
Are sickles still legal in the people's republic?
 
2013-07-23 12:51:36 PM

here to help: [images.static-bluray.com image 728x409]


Oooh good one! Forgot about Trinity.
 
2013-07-23 12:51:36 PM

Molavian: [i807.photobucket.com image 502x351]


Dammit!

lol... and I just realized mine might be a little too graphic. Oops. Sorry mods.
 
2013-07-23 12:51:36 PM
You know who else liked hammers?

www.clan-disconnected.com
 
2013-07-23 12:52:01 PM

whither_apophis: What kind of hammer? Claw, sledge, ball peen, tack, MC, Mike???


Claw.

www.nypost.com
 
2013-07-23 12:52:13 PM
www.blogcdn.com

Artist representation of the assualt
 
2013-07-23 12:52:16 PM

This text is now purple: [ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com image 600x302]

Wanted for questioning.


oh it will only get worse after the movie comes out.
 
2013-07-23 12:52:18 PM

adder1: As a blacksmith, this is (yet another) reason I'm glad I'm not in NYC.


That, and the fact that there isn't much of a call for horseshoes and swords in NYC, right?

Seriously, do you really do blacksmithing work? Seems like it would be cool...
 
2013-07-23 12:52:49 PM
After he hit me many many times in the head with a hammer, I had to give him my gun.
 
2013-07-23 12:52:50 PM
Sources said he was set upon by a gang of five or six black males wearing white T-shirts, and that at least one of the goons struck him over the head with a hammer.

The hammer brothers strike again.
 
2013-07-23 12:53:04 PM
If it wasn't for those radicals in the NHA, we would have had reasonable hammer control laws in place years ago and this sort of things couldn't happen.  As far as I'm concerned, the NHA is a bunch of domestic terrorists who only want hammers as compensation for their small dicks.
 
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