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(The Raw Story)   Harry Reid: McConnell 'tried to make love to the tea party, and they didn't like it'   (rawstory.com) divider line 74
    More: Fail, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Alison Lundergan Grimes, Party leaders of the United States Senate, Nancy Pelosi  
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2013-07-23 11:37:54 AM  
blogs.courier-journal.com
Hey, good lookin'. Have a seat right here.
 
2013-07-23 11:44:32 AM  
Which brings up an interesting (and disgusting) question: which one was the top?
 
2013-07-23 11:45:29 AM  
I'm picturing this. (NSFW if your work doesn't allow turtle sex.)
 
2013-07-23 11:45:34 AM  
i209.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 11:45:38 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 11:47:23 AM  
Approves
www.maniacworld.com
 
2013-07-23 11:51:47 AM  
They tried to warn us that striking down DOMA would lead to man-on-turtle sex and we wouldn't listen. We narrowly dodged a bullet this time.
 
2013-07-23 11:54:58 AM  
You know, maybe keeping these folks as the radical fringe, instead of inviting them to sit at the table might not have been your best idea...
 
2013-07-23 12:02:45 PM  
 
2013-07-23 12:10:26 PM  

jake_lex: And guess who is getting teabagged in the primaries?


McConnell is calling his primary challenger a Democratic plant.
 
2013-07-23 12:11:43 PM  
Mitch McConnel dateraped the Tea Party?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 12:14:58 PM  
Usually they like that sort of thing.  Maybe if it was in an airport restroom instead of being public he would have gotten more appreciation.
 
2013-07-23 12:25:58 PM  
I don't think the tea party likes anything.
 
2013-07-23 12:55:26 PM  
To the pile!
 
2013-07-23 01:01:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 01:03:08 PM  
i342.photobucket.com

Come get some, big boy!
 
2013-07-23 01:03:58 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-23 01:07:21 PM  
The Ultimate Warrior is ready for you, Mitchy boy!

i342.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 01:11:11 PM  
The Tea Party has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
 
2013-07-23 01:33:00 PM  
I don't blame them. I would be unhappy if a turtle tried to make love to me too.
 
2013-07-23 01:35:38 PM  

Serious Black: I don't blame them. I would be unhappy if a turtle tried to make love to me too.


For once, I'm with the Tea Party on something.
 
2013-07-23 01:35:50 PM  
damn you sybarite.
 
2013-07-23 01:37:41 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-23 01:39:36 PM  

Lando Lincoln: [blogs.courier-journal.com image 638x475]
Hey, good lookin'. Have a seat right here.


A priest, a rabbi and a turtle walk into a bar...
 
2013-07-23 01:40:44 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Lando Lincoln: [blogs.courier-journal.com image 638x475]
Hey, good lookin'. Have a seat right here.

A priest, a rabbi and a turtle walk into a bar...


Clang?
 
2013-07-23 01:40:48 PM  

Absolut Height Advantage: damn you sybarite.


I read that as "damn you, sybian", and I wondered how that becomes a political metaphor involving McConnell, the Tea Party and entropy. I'm abandoning it now.
 
2013-07-23 01:43:28 PM  
I'm guessing Larry Craig in an airport mens room would be more appealing to most tea party members...
 
2013-07-23 01:46:03 PM  

tnpir: Which brings up an interesting (and disgusting) question: which one was the top?


We at least know that Mitch can't lay on his back.
 
2013-07-23 01:47:42 PM  
He should have tried doggystyle so they could both still watch Fox News.
 
2013-07-23 01:47:58 PM  
I think we all know he means "fark over" the tea party.
 
2013-07-23 01:48:16 PM  
Who wouldn't want a piece of this hot stuff?

images.latinospost.com
 
2013-07-23 01:49:37 PM  
That's cause the Tea Party likes hard, fast, and by surprise.   Not floppy, slow, and predictable.
 
2013-07-23 01:49:46 PM  
Was it the taste of his cheery derp schtick?
 
2013-07-23 01:55:59 PM  
The idea of a turtle with a wet, used teabag stuck to its shell makes me want to vomit.
 
2013-07-23 01:58:44 PM  
Did he try some Barry White music and a nice sweet red wine?
 
2013-07-23 01:59:19 PM  
i78.photobucket.com


"Hi, Mitch.  It's me: Tea Party.  You've been neglecting me and not giving me that hunka-hunka burnin' turtle love that you used to give me on a regular basis.  And now you won't answer my calls and you change your number. I mean..... I'm not gonna be ignored, Mitch!"
 
2013-07-23 01:59:54 PM  

theorellior: Who wouldn't want a piece of this hot stuff?

[images.latinospost.com image 600x342]



Study it out and in and out and in and out and in.... *splooge*
 
2013-07-23 02:02:33 PM  
 
2013-07-23 02:03:23 PM  

Sybarite: The Tea Party has ways of shutting that whole thing down.


I clicked the "Smart" and "Funny" buttons so hard on this post, I broke my mouse.
 
2013-07-23 02:04:16 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: tnpir: Which brings up an interesting (and disgusting) question: which one was the top?

We at least know that Mitch can't lay on his back.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2013-07-23 02:08:54 PM  

RexTalionis: jake_lex: And guess who is getting teabagged in the primaries?

McConnell is calling his primary challenger a Democratic plant.


I've been trying to find a funny picture of what a Democratic plant may look like..... and I've failed :(
 
2013-07-23 02:10:19 PM  

QueenMamaBee: RexTalionis: jake_lex: And guess who is getting teabagged in the primaries?

McConnell is calling his primary challenger a Democratic plant.

I've been trying to find a funny picture of what a Democratic plant may look like..... and I've failed :(


Arugula.
 
2013-07-23 02:10:42 PM  

Rann Xerox: "Hi, Mitch.  It's me: Tea Party.  You've been neglecting me and not giving me that hunka-hunka burnin' turtle love that you used to give me on a regular basis.  And now you won't answer my calls and you change your number. I mean..... I'm not gonna be ignored, Mitch!"


That hit the nail right on the head
 
2013-07-23 02:11:22 PM  

QueenMamaBee: RexTalionis: jake_lex: And guess who is getting teabagged in the primaries?

McConnell is calling his primary challenger a Democratic plant.

I've been trying to find a funny picture of what a Democratic plant may look like..... and I've failed :(


scrapetv.com
 
2013-07-23 02:12:58 PM  

Serious Black: I don't blame them. I would be unhappy if a turtle tried to make love to me too.


I guess you just don't have the testudines.
 
2013-07-23 02:15:27 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: QueenMamaBee: RexTalionis: jake_lex: And guess who is getting teabagged in the primaries?

McConnell is calling his primary challenger a Democratic plant.

I've been trying to find a funny picture of what a Democratic plant may look like..... and I've failed :(

[scrapetv.com image 478x500]


That's a Libertarian plant.
 
2013-07-23 02:16:59 PM  

jake_lex: And guess who is getting teabagged in the primaries?


Tea party groups in Kentucky have been dissatisfied with McConnell for voting for debt ceiling increases

Good to see these people have a firm grasp of how our government works.  Yes, it's true that we might be spending too much money, but you can't just shut the entire farking government down and have us not pay the debts we owe.  Let's just stop, in one instant, paying every single government employee (including our defense department), every single welfare recipient, and everyone we owe money to.  And then, when the world descends into anarchy, lets take bets on how long it takes for these pants-on-head morons to start screaming for the federal government to DO SOMETHING TO SAVE THEM.

Idiots.  The lot of them.

(If you are a Teahadist reading this, yes, I mean you, too.)
 
2013-07-23 02:21:44 PM  
The Tea Party ate my lunch.
 
2013-07-23 02:23:13 PM  
Tee-hee sex. I suspect he thinks he's being edgy, and that sex involves a woman removing her bloomers.
 
2013-07-23 02:26:19 PM  
say what you will of the tea-party
they actually appear to pay attention to what their politicians do

which nowadays is rather amazing
 
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