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(Japan Times)   Triumphs of Iranian volleyball team in world championship tourney cause Janet-sized problems for TV censors, as it's impossible to crop out all crowd shots of women dressed in T-shirts, tank tops and miniskirts on seven-second delay   (japantimes.co.jp) divider line 26
    More: Amusing, beeps, world championships, tournaments, Iranians, volleyball, streaks  
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2013-07-23 12:17:12 PM  
Filtered in the boobies!
 
2013-07-23 12:21:21 PM  
So this is men's volleyball, and they show too much in crowd shots? I can't imagine Iranian TV even attempting to broadcast a women's volleyball match, indoor or beach.
 
2013-07-23 12:35:54 PM  
dammit janet
 
2013-07-23 12:44:50 PM  
I don't understand the headline
 
2013-07-23 12:50:24 PM  
I'm sure you could, but why?

Now we need to get start figuring out a way to cut out those damn plastic trumpets.

Now that is a goal I can get behind.
 
2013-07-23 12:58:08 PM  
www.supertopo.com
 
2013-07-23 01:08:22 PM  
Came to say TTIWWP, but GIS for "Iranian volleyball team" convinced me otherwise.

cdn.c.photoshelter.com
 
2013-07-23 01:13:29 PM  

MrBallou: Came to say TTIWWP


What about hot iranians in mini skirts?
 
2013-07-23 01:44:05 PM  
Dammit!  Why won't reality conform to our demands???
 
2013-07-23 02:04:20 PM  
Riff-Raff, not available for comment
 
2013-07-23 02:16:04 PM  

bulldg4life: MrBallou: Came to say TTIWWP

What about hot iranians in mini skirts?


Will hot half-Iranians do.

i.imgur.com
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2013-07-23 02:26:31 PM  
Is there anything more primitively uncivilized than grown men upset at being aroused by the female form?
 
2013-07-23 02:33:26 PM  
I think the headline's Janet is Miss Jackson...if you're nasty
 
2013-07-23 02:36:53 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is there anything more primitively uncivilized than grown men upset at being aroused by the female form?


What about anything less than Right guard sports stick?
 
2013-07-23 03:34:28 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is there anything more primitively uncivilized than grown men upset at being aroused by the female form?


So you're saying the Iranian clerics are a bunch of homos?  Cuz that's what I'm hearing.
 
2013-07-23 05:35:50 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Will hot half-Iranians do.


3.bp.blogspot.com

(NSF Iran)
 
2013-07-23 06:24:53 PM  

MrBallou: Came to say TTIWWP, but GIS for "Iranian volleyball team" convinced me otherwise.

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Check out that hussy on the far left who has her sleeves slightly pushed up.
 
2013-07-23 06:38:11 PM  

Crudbucket: MrBallou: Came to say TTIWWP, but GIS for "Iranian volleyball team" convinced me otherwise.

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Check out that hussy on the far left who has her sleeves slightly pushed up.


Tramp.

I'd definitely spike the one third from the right, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-23 06:39:47 PM  

Flab: Wellon Dowd: Will hot half-Iranians do.

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(NSF Iran)


That picture looks 'shopped. They probably used some infidel for the body.
 
2013-07-23 10:48:08 PM  
At least their government let them play, unlike the Libyan Football women's team.
 
2013-07-24 06:03:39 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Will hot half-Iranians do


Will they do what? I mean specifically. In detail.
 
2013-07-24 06:30:13 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is there anything more primitively uncivilized than grown men upset at being aroused by the female form?


I don't understand this at all. If the men are so subhuman that the mere sight of a woman who isn't covered drives them into a lustful rage, then  maybe it's the men who need to be restrained. Lock them in cages, only bringing them out for work. Wearing shock collars and choke chains, they're herded into buses that take them to their workplace. Once there, they are supervised by actual humans, armed with stun guns. Married men are taught basic obedience and humanity, like you would any animal. The ones that don't catch on are neutered.  It should sort itself out in a few years.

Sadly, the women also have to be taught how to be humans.  Once they learn, though, they should be able to live normal lives.

Realistically, what they are saying is that they are so weak, so completely lacking in self-control, that it isn't safe for 50% of the population to be near them.  What kind of men does this make them?
 
2013-07-24 07:08:03 AM  

Wellon Dowd: bulldg4life: MrBallou: Came to say TTIWWP

What about hot iranians in mini skirts?

Will hot half-Iranians do.

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Did someone say hot half-iranians?

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2013-07-24 07:37:48 AM  
women aren't banned from sports events in iran. but almost. this was an interesting view
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iran_Job
 
2013-07-24 08:35:09 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is there anything more primitively uncivilized than grown men upset at being aroused by the female form?


Primitive uncivilized man would never have been upset at the female form. He may become rapey, but certainly not upset. You can thank religion for farking up primitive man.
 
2013-07-24 08:49:02 AM  
Khazar-Khum:

Realistically, what they are saying is that they are so weak, so completely lacking in self-control, that it isn't safe for 50% of the population to be near them.  What kind of men does this make them?

Devout,  Zealous,  Sanctimonious, Servile  (any or all apply)
 
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