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(WTSP)   Best video you will see all day of a man shoplifting an alligator by stuffing it up his shirt. Darwin surrenders   (on.wtsp.com) divider line 26
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2013-07-23 11:54:44 AM
FARK YOU AUTOPLAY
 
2013-07-23 12:08:48 PM

ChipNASA: FARK YOU AUTOPLAY


And at volume 11, christ.
 
GBB
2013-07-23 12:11:35 PM

Rip Dashrock: ChipNASA: FARK YOU AUTOPLAY

And at volume 11, christ.


I can't even get the video to load at work.   Stupid WebSense.
 
GBB
2013-07-23 12:13:25 PM
Not news: Man shoplifts
News: A live alligator.
Fark: In West Virginia
 
2013-07-23 12:23:48 PM
The photo gallery at the bottom is where the real money is...

http://www.wtsp.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=243313

www.wtsp.com

But I don't want to go to jaiiil!!!!

and...uhm.. .

www.wtsp.com

plus many more!
 
2013-07-23 12:25:06 PM
It's West Virginia. The guy probably just wanted to harvest the gator for the extra teeth.
 
2013-07-23 12:33:26 PM
What a croc!

Actually the accused is an alleged alligator abductor / absconder until all accounts and alibis are appropriately assessed and adjudicated by appropriate authorities.


Also: RACISM!
 
2013-07-23 12:37:03 PM

The_Fuzz: The photo gallery at the bottom is where the real money is...

http://www.wtsp.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=243313

[www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

But I don't want to go to jaiiil!!!!

and...uhm.. .

[www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

plus many more!


Renee Z and Tina F. got arrested in WV??  wow..
 
2013-07-23 12:38:25 PM
No alligators allowed up the shirt.
No squirrels allowed down the pants.

Geez, are there any live creatures we ARE allowed to stuff under our clothing?
 
2013-07-23 12:38:55 PM
I shall name you
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-23 12:40:47 PM
"a man shoplifting an alligator by stuffing it up his shirt"

That is a phrase that I did not expect to read when I woke up this morning.
 
2013-07-23 12:58:53 PM
OK as a kid I had a couple baby camens. And you know how puppies & kittens have those really sharp little teeth? Put those in an alligator. You know he'll ever do that again.
 
2013-07-23 01:05:46 PM
I'd shove myself under that reporter's shirt.
 
2013-07-23 01:44:13 PM

perigee: I shall name you


Welcome to my favorites list
 
2013-07-23 02:43:12 PM

ShamanGator: OK as a kid I had a couple baby camens

caimans. And you know how puppies & kittens have those really sharp little teeth? Put those in an alligator. You know he'll ever do that again.

FTFM
 
2013-07-23 02:57:30 PM
Name of Amos Moses
 
2013-07-23 02:58:04 PM
Doesn't justify stealing but they shouldn't be selling them in the first place.
 
2013-07-23 03:07:08 PM

The_Fuzz: The photo gallery at the bottom is where the real money is...

http://www.wtsp.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=243313

[www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

But I don't want to go to jaiiil!!!!


Karlie Tomica, arrested for fatal Miami Beach hit and run

That's why
 
2013-07-23 04:49:19 PM
wait? that's it? no bite, no blood, no zimmerman type acts?

-10 subby
 
2013-07-23 05:50:21 PM
Thanks rk1i, good thing I never claimed to be a great speller.

OMG & I corrected my self twice in just that line. I need a nap....
 
2013-07-23 07:25:10 PM

Bob The Nob: I'd shove myself under that reporter's shirt.


I just came here to make sure that somebody had already said this. I guess there's nothing more to see here.
 
2013-07-23 08:24:44 PM
 
2013-07-23 08:37:17 PM

ShamanGator: Thanks rk1i, good thing I never claimed to be a great speller.

OMG & I corrected my self twice in just that line. I need a nap....



No worries, ShamanGator.  Also acceptable are:
-Caymans-
upload.wikimedia.org


and:
-Caymans-
media.ed.edmunds-media.com

/Likes both Caymans
 
2013-07-23 08:54:57 PM
I was expecting a video of the alligator clamping down on the guy's nipple.  Very, very disappoint.
 
2013-07-23 09:18:00 PM

Jacob_Roberson: It's West Virginia. The guy probably just wanted to harvest the gator for the extra teeth.


That was funny.

But, seriously. Why are pet shops allowed to sell alligators? Unless you're rich, or own some sort of animal preserve type place you aren't going to be able to keep it for long. And then what? Release it to fend for itself until it becomes someone elses problem? Alligators belong to a class of animals that shouldn't be allowed to be pets unless you have the facilities to take care of it. And if you are shopliffting one. You don't have the facilities.
 
2013-07-23 09:25:38 PM
I was expecting a video.  Period.  After loading every script on that page, nothing but blank white.
 
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