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(Globe and Mail)   The world might have to wait until Wednesday to gaze upon the new royal crotch-dropping. Guessing they're having trouble stapling those jug-ears to the sides of the skull   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 76
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2013-07-23 11:59:38 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-23 11:59:39 AM
The Royal Jughead
 
2013-07-23 11:59:53 AM
to early?
 
2013-07-23 12:00:21 PM
o.onionstatic.com
... Or maybe just cleaning the poor little guy up for his photo op, huh, Callousmitter?
 
2013-07-23 12:01:25 PM
Subby sounds bitter.
 
2013-07-23 12:01:45 PM
They need time to switch the baby with something more aesthetically pleasing in the nursery.
 
2013-07-23 12:02:38 PM
BBC is awash with royal baby stories. Way to mark out, BBC.
 
2013-07-23 12:03:00 PM
Will his title be Prince of the Falkland Islands?
 
2013-07-23 12:04:56 PM
Blade sharpening sounds coming from Harry's room.
 
2013-07-23 12:05:28 PM

Make More Hinjews: ... Or maybe just cleaning the poor little guy up for his photo op, huh, Callousmitter?


America's Finest News Source has had the absolute best coverage of this story...
 
2013-07-23 12:06:15 PM
That's not all they're stapling, if you know what I'm sayin'.
 
2013-07-23 12:06:57 PM
skinink


Will his title be Fresh Prince of the Falkland Islands?
FTFY

Keepin;' it real, penguins and people!
Don't make me send a cruiser with all hands.
 
2013-07-23 12:07:10 PM

valar_morghulis: BBC is awash with royal baby stories. Way to mark out, BBC.


Yes, a news organization in the actual country this kid will someday actually be head of state for (yes, I know, it grinds your gears; we all know it grinds your gears), considers this important.  How dare they/!  biatch is eating crackers like she owns the place.
 
2013-07-23 12:07:31 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
Well duh, it takes newborns a few days to be able to hide their reptilian features.
 
2013-07-23 12:07:52 PM
What a mean spirited, unfunny headline.
 
2013-07-23 12:08:04 PM

onzmadi: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 400x312]


Says the guy who posts first.
 
2013-07-23 12:09:45 PM

LandOfChocolate: What a mean spirited, unfunny headline.


Ehh, it was funny, cause Charles does have some radar dishes.
 
2013-07-23 12:12:00 PM
They have to find a white baby to substitute in....
 
2013-07-23 12:14:25 PM
iamiranaware.files.wordpress.com

Family trait.
 
2013-07-23 12:14:34 PM
Some jealous angry people these days in the world.
 
2013-07-23 12:15:35 PM
Bend the knee, m'lords.
 
2013-07-23 12:16:39 PM
stop liking things i don't like

/who gives a shiat?
//and no, I don't want an answer to that
 
2013-07-23 12:16:42 PM

onzmadi: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 400x312]


THIS!
 
2013-07-23 12:17:27 PM

onzmadi: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 400x312]


Obviously someone who feels the need to post the same image in every damn thread cares deeply about the issue. It is almost an irrational interest in pointing out they are not interested. Would make a good psychological profile case.
 
2013-07-23 12:17:34 PM

Make More Hinjews: [o.onionstatic.com image 750x421]
... Or maybe just cleaning the poor little guy up for his photo op, huh, Callousmitter?


That right there is a fine piece of nightmare art. Reminds me of Christopher Hitchens calling Prince Charles "bat eared."
 
2013-07-23 12:19:04 PM

LandOfChocolate: What a mean spirited, unfunny headline.


Yeah, I laughed my ass off too.
 
2013-07-23 12:20:37 PM

phalamir: Ehh, it was funny, cause Charles does have some radar dishes.


Yep.

www.biographyonline.net www.madmagazine.com
 
2013-07-23 12:23:37 PM
Nobody ever gives the royal turkey baster any credit in these things.
 
2013-07-23 12:24:07 PM
Bet it has flippers.
 
2013-07-23 12:24:40 PM
People are really reaching for the joke here. Charles didnt father the baby and william doesnt have big ears.
So I dont get all the ear jokes about the kid.
 
2013-07-23 12:24:50 PM

Glendale: Subby sounds bitter.


Not as bitter as those who wanted to see a girl to test the new law:

img.fark.net

/and that's just the Missus
 
2013-07-23 12:25:18 PM
I saw the phrase 'crotch-dropping' and thought it was the newest thing from the people who brought us twerking.
 
2013-07-23 12:26:49 PM
img.poptower.com
 
2013-07-23 12:33:39 PM
"King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
From Holy Grail by Monty Python

That about sums up the idea of Royalty.
 
2013-07-23 12:33:58 PM
Hey, onzmadi, do you care? Do you, do you, huh? Tell us again. I forgot.

Wait...

LOOK, EVERYONE, HOLY CHRIST, ONZMADI DOESN'T CARE! That is... I don't even have the words! Wow! Outstanding, sir or madam, well done!
 
2013-07-23 12:36:47 PM

onzmadi: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 400x312]


Yes, that's exactly what I tell every Family Guy fan the minute they make their inevitable reference to the show.
 
2013-07-23 12:42:21 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com


/Funny headline, though.
 
2013-07-23 12:43:14 PM

LandOfChocolate: What a mean spirited, unfunny headline.


which is precisely why it went green......

ever wonder why a few people have hundreds, or thousands of greens?  this is why.

oh fark, we hardly know ye.
 
2013-07-23 12:46:09 PM

stir22: LandOfChocolate: What a mean spirited, unfunny headline.

which is precisely why it went green......

ever wonder why a few people have hundreds, or thousands of greens?  this is why.



I don't know.  I try this with Obama headlines and never get greened.
 
2013-07-23 12:49:08 PM

dabbletech: stir22: LandOfChocolate: What a mean spirited, unfunny headline.

which is precisely why it went green......

ever wonder why a few people have hundreds, or thousands of greens?  this is why.


I don't know.  I try this with Obama headlines and never get greened.


Low hanging fruit is the key
 
2013-07-23 12:49:45 PM
I disappoint myself with how much I like this headline.

...well-played, subby.
In fairness, out yourself!
 
2013-07-23 12:50:11 PM
Perhapsburg the wee nipper gots some problems, eh wot?
 
2013-07-23 12:51:57 PM
false flag

/sheeple
 
2013-07-23 12:52:50 PM
I'm interested because as I said before I have anglo-saxon heritage and since I have been researching at one job british monarcy and at my job I have two from the Netherlands, one German, and one Australian and one Welsh. So alot of what happens in their country bleeds into our lives. Like the dutch guys got a new king we all wore orange and got to eat dutch food. (The best pea soup with sausages I had ever!) drink good beer and party.
Now the Welshy and the aussie are getting things together for a barbecue this weekend. Real Australian BBQed
yabbies  freshwater crawlfish with a dressing of chili, garlic, ginger, and soy. I think the Welshy is just bringing the booze and desserts.
 
2013-07-23 01:02:24 PM
I think Subby's problem is that he also comes from a heavily inbred family, but doesn't get to be a head of state.
 
2013-07-23 01:02:44 PM
Criminy Subby, it's just a baby.
It won't replace your fathers love so get over it.
 
2013-07-23 01:05:18 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-23 01:16:59 PM

skinink: Will his title be Prince of the Falkland Islands?


Engloried and Rightful Lord of the Falklands and All Royal Argentine Territories, Duke of the Pampas, Doge of Buenos Aires

/ Just to make them crazy.
 
2013-07-23 01:19:01 PM
 
2013-07-23 01:32:23 PM
This is giving me such a flashback, man!

Seems like yesterday we had this   torahmusings.com
 
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