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(Science Magazine)   Your dog can imitate your behavior after as much as 10 minutes, which explains why he's always humping things   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, dogs, long-term memories, adjunct, chimps, dog intelligence, dog trainer, animal cognition  
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2376 clicks; posted to Geek » on 23 Jul 2013 at 12:10 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-23 08:15:49 PM  
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Nine minutes ago, my master left the house.  I fear he will be gone for the remainder of my life.

After watching him ferociously paw at this brightly lit contraption, I was able to ascertain he uses it to communicate with others, perhaps many others.  I literally have only moments left before I will forget what I've learned by watching him use this thing, so I must act quickly.

Please, Chinese people of the world, bring me your Sesame Chickens, I require many, for in my master's permanent absence, I will starve.  There is only a few days of food left here.  I know where he keeps the money, I can give you lots of that.
2013-07-23 01:19:15 PM  
1 vote:
Now I know who drank all my booze!
2013-07-23 01:07:34 PM  
1 vote:
So why hasn't this little shiat figured out how to make some eggs and toast?
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