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(Uproxx)   Kevin Smith wrote a movie about a guy being forcibly altered into a walrus, wants Quentin Tarantino to play the walrus   (uproxx.com) divider line 61
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2013-07-23 10:37:25 AM
holy shiat, he has been smoking a lot of weed hasn't he?
 
2013-07-23 10:58:43 AM
Wasn't that sort of a conspiracy theory on King of the Hill? I remember Bill possibly being a test subject.
 
2013-07-23 11:12:10 AM
I see he's finally read his first Kafka.
 
2013-07-23 11:21:05 AM
Kevin Smith is just being stupid.  Jamie Hyneman is perfect for that role!
 
2013-07-23 11:24:05 AM

FloydA: Kevin Smith is just being stupid.  Jamie Hyneman is perfect for that role!


That is genius casting.
 
2013-07-23 11:31:38 AM
Goo goo g'joob.
 
2013-07-23 11:38:54 AM
Get off the drugs, Kevin.
 
2013-07-23 11:39:50 AM

Voiceofreason01: holy shiat, he has been smoking a lot of weed hasn't he?


Maybe he should, like totally be forced into... being the Ambien walrus, maaaaaannnn.
 
2013-07-23 11:40:25 AM
The Walrus and the Carpenter: a documentary about Kevin Smith building a custom home.
 
2013-07-23 11:43:18 AM

Voiceofreason01: holy shiat, he has been smoking a lot of weed hasn't he?


It was a bit on his podcast, not a real movie.
 
2013-07-23 11:44:12 AM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-07-23 11:44:32 AM
Yeah, Kevin? Just because you can do something, that doesn't mean you should.

I mean, I'd be throwing my money at David Lynch if he made that. Kevin Smith, I'm not so sure.
 
2013-07-23 11:54:11 AM
Shut the fark up, Donny.
 
2013-07-23 11:58:53 AM
But it sounds so much more like a movie made for Rob Schneider.
 
2013-07-23 12:52:59 PM
Operato

Mrbogey: Wasn't that sort of a conspiracy theory on King of the Hill? I remember Bill possibly being a test subject.


Operation Infinite Walrus
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 01:18:35 PM

doglover: Voiceofreason01: holy shiat, he has been smoking a lot of weed hasn't he?

It was a bit on his podcast, not a real movie.





He's actually written a script.
 
2013-07-23 01:20:54 PM
thedaysoflore.com
 
2013-07-23 01:29:32 PM

Hollie Maea: Goo goo g'joob.


Hey, how about a *spoiler* alert?

/the Walrus was Paul
 
2013-07-23 01:30:18 PM

Hollie Maea: Goo goo g'joob.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-23 01:31:42 PM
This will still be better than Clerks 2...
 
2013-07-23 01:35:00 PM
Enough people told Smith he should write the story down that he tweeted this first page of a script, called  Tusk.

Um, that's a title page, and I could make one in about 30 seconds.
 
2013-07-23 01:42:32 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-23 01:44:52 PM
He just wanted the world to understand his pain
 
2013-07-23 01:49:50 PM

GreenAdder: But it sounds so much more like a movie made for Rob Schneider.


Sorry, he's still busy on his latest:

www.moviehole.net
 
2013-07-23 01:55:40 PM
Sounds...familiar.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 01:58:04 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-07-23 01:58:59 PM
It's been done, Kevin.

Orson Welles directed Lawerce Olivier being turned into a Rhinoceros.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_(Orson_Welles_production)

I saw Austin Pedleton's  Orson Shadow.about that adventure.
 
2013-07-23 01:59:52 PM
Wait, Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino.....and Tarantino is the walrus?
 
2013-07-23 02:00:38 PM

Mrbogey: Wasn't that sort of a conspiracy theory on King of the Hill? I remember Bill possibly being a test subject.


GI Joe episode with ICEBERG
 
2013-07-23 02:01:30 PM
www.tasteofcinema.com
 
2013-07-23 02:01:38 PM
Rather than Human Centipede, I see this more like a cross between Edward Scissorhands, Beauty and the Beast, and Cyrano de Bergerac.  A cursed, unnatural fish out of water courts Winona Ryder and she learns to love him and they have filthy, filthy walrus sex.
 
2013-07-23 02:03:30 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Winona Ryder and she learns to love him and they have filthy, filthy walrus sex.


And, God as my witness, I WILL BE THAT WALRUS!
 
2013-07-23 02:03:51 PM
Tentatively titled, "The Andy Reid Story"
 
2013-07-23 02:15:11 PM
I see that Uproxx must have paid their bill, as there are 4 greens in the Entertainment tab alone today for them.
 
2013-07-23 02:16:45 PM

PizzaJedi81: Nana's Vibrator: Winona Ryder and she learns to love him and they have filthy, filthy walrus sex.

And, God as my witness, I WILL BE THAT WALRUS!


I have to say I can't blame you for your effort.  Best of luck!
 
2013-07-23 02:20:16 PM

Fano: Mrbogey: Wasn't that sort of a conspiracy theory on King of the Hill? I remember Bill possibly being a test subject.

GI Joe episode with ICEBERG


Wasn't he turned into an orca? I think various others were turned into other kinds of arctic marine life.
 
2013-07-23 02:23:53 PM

Secret Agent X23: I mean, I'd be throwing my money at David Lynch if he made that. Kevin Smith, I'm not so sure.


Besides, Kyle MacLaughlin would make a great walrus.
 
2013-07-23 02:29:29 PM

downstairs: [thedaysoflore.com image 400x400]


imageshack.us

/would rather be forced into a walrus
//if she's cute
 
2013-07-23 02:30:31 PM
Marty: We think we know how your mind works, Bart. So how about this: We pay your principal $10,000 to pull down his pants and keep them down for the rest of the school year, ha ha!Skinner: I'll do it, Bart.Bart: Ermmm...no.Bill: OK, OK...what if we use the $10,000 to, er, surgically transform Skinner here into, er...some kind of a lobster-like creature?Skinner: Now wait just a minute: that wasn't discussed with me.
 
2013-07-23 02:43:00 PM
Thanks, spacebar! You just saved me a lot of investigative work.
 
2013-07-23 02:43:26 PM
In a chat after Red State (available on Netflix), he talks about bowing out with a pseudo trilogy.  Cop Out, Red State and a TBD film that I thought would be Clerks 3.  Bookending, to a certain degree .  But, if this is how Kevin potentially wants to bow out, then eff it.  More power to you.
 
2013-07-23 02:47:38 PM

Mikey1969: Enough people told Smith he should write the story down that he tweeted this first page of a script, called  Tusk.

Um, that's a title page, and I could make one in about 30 seconds.


Relevant

/TUSK!
 
2013-07-23 02:57:07 PM
Project Koo Koo Kachoo
 
2013-07-23 03:14:24 PM

forever_blowing_bubbles: Project Koo Koo Kachoo


That's 'Mrs. Robinson.' As someone already pointed out above, the line from 'I am the Walrus' is 'goo goo g'joob.'
 
2013-07-23 03:24:11 PM
No stranger than my own script treatment adapting J. Geils Band's "No Anchovies, Please"

img2u.info
 
2013-07-23 03:28:06 PM
Possibly on the soundtrack short-list?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-23 03:28:13 PM
Simpsons did it
www.comicscontinuum.com
 
2013-07-23 03:37:42 PM
Put a good Shoopin' on the bucket list.
 
2013-07-23 04:21:48 PM
The best thing Kevin Smith has ever done is getting kicked off of an airplane for being too fat.
The best thing Quentin Tarantino has ever done is not direct a James Bond movie.
 
2013-07-23 05:01:32 PM
Next time he starts to tweet while stoned lets all gather and say he should give all his money to charity and go work on coal mines
 
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