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(AP)   Whole Lotta Love: Mrs. Partridge, also known as Shirley Jones opens the door to her house and offers up the naked truth   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 24
    More: Spiffy, Shirley Jones, humans, Richard Widmark, svengali, Burt Lancaster, Cole Porter, Jimmy Stewart, Marlon Brando  
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2013-07-23 11:11:00 AM  
shake my breasts at him

Why do I picture it a lot like nunchucks
 
2013-07-23 11:12:35 AM  
Alright.  I'll bite.

Let's see it.
 
2013-07-23 11:12:37 AM  
Bang Bus?

telstarlogistics.typepad.com

/c'mom get happy.
 
2013-07-23 11:13:21 AM  
Does she discuss her assignations with Danny Bonaduce?
 
2013-07-23 11:13:54 AM  
Surely I'm not the only one who has no idea who is Mrs. Partridge?
 
2013-07-23 11:14:10 AM  
I'm just gonna leave this here:

content7.flixster.com
 
2013-07-23 11:18:00 AM  
...using racy slang for "breasts."

Boobs, gazoombas, funbags, tits ? Which one ?
 
2013-07-23 11:18:01 AM  
She was great in Grandma's Boy.
 
2013-07-23 11:24:12 AM  

shanteyman: ...using racy slang for "breasts."

Boobs, gazoombas, funbags, tits ? Which one ?


Sweater puppies
Chimichongas
Mulligans
Flesh zeppelins
 
2013-07-23 11:28:46 AM  
She was the definition of MILF for me in my "formative" years.
 
2013-07-23 11:52:34 AM  

Orgasmatron138: She was great in Grandma's Boy.


Seriously underrated movie.  Don't let the fact it was from Adam Sandler's production company....he isn't in it!

/Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?
 
2013-07-23 12:00:33 PM  
I not saying some of us older farkers didn't used to jerk it thinking about Shirley Partridge on a regular basis. We did ;)
 
2013-07-23 12:12:45 PM  

LewDux: Surely I'm not the only one who has no idea who is Mrs. Partridge?


The first older woman who made me tingle down there.
 
2013-07-23 12:55:34 PM  

Rip Dashrock: LewDux: Surely I'm not the only one who has no idea who is Mrs. Partridge?

The first older woman who made me tingle down there.


For me it was:

25.media.tumblr.com

I wanted to put my hand in her sock puppet.
 
2013-07-23 01:01:26 PM  
"Luckily, Marty thinks I've still got a beautiful body, even though it is old, and every now and again I take all of my clothes off in front of him and shake my (breasts) at him, and he loves it," Jones writes in her autobiography, using racy slang for "breasts."

She likes breasts.

/breasts
 
2013-07-23 01:09:49 PM  

Rip Dashrock: LewDux: Surely I'm not the only one who has no idea who is Mrs. Partridge?

The first older woman who made me tingle down there.

 
2013-07-23 01:13:57 PM  
you learn as you get older that anyone with alot of money and free time is bound to shock you with their exploits and experiments.


they have plenty of time and opportunity to do or try whatever comes into their heads.  as long as they aren't afraid to try it.
 
2013-07-23 01:14:45 PM  
Comon' get horney!!
 
2013-07-23 01:15:20 PM  
i'm willing to bet she's into Anal.
 
2013-07-23 02:12:19 PM  
"I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob."

"Wow, was he silent?"

"Not after I got through with him."
 
2013-07-23 04:39:27 PM  
Should have tried a different kind of threesome. Like a Reuben sandwich.
 
2013-07-23 04:55:31 PM  

Linux_Yes: you learn as you get older that anyone with alot of money and free time is bound to shock you with their exploits and experiments.


they have plenty of time and opportunity to do or try whatever comes into their heads.  as long as they aren't afraid to try it.


"Why are the Rich so odd?  Because they can afford to be."- Knox (Robert Wuhl), the first Burton Batman movie.
 
2013-07-23 05:41:55 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I not saying some of us older farkers didn't used to jerk it thinking about Shirley Partridge on a regular basis. We did ;)


Used too? I am definitely planning on spending some good quality "me time" with this book.
 
2013-07-23 09:34:01 PM  

amindtat: Rip Dashrock: LewDux: Surely I'm not the only one who has no idea who is Mrs. Partridge?

The first older woman who made me tingle down there.

For me it was:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 594x567]

I wanted to put my hand in her sock puppet.


Wow, I had no idea she was that attractive when she was younger. TMYK I guess.
 
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