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(Hello! Magazine)   Jennifer Lawrence moved her Oscar out of her house because it gave out a "weird energy." Marisa Tomei last seen clutching her statue in a dank cave and referring to it as "My Precious"   (hellomagazine.com ) divider line
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2013-07-23 09:57:56 AM  
People often feel like they don't deserve the good things in their life. This may be a sign of some deep seeded self loathing, maybe it could lead to poor decision making in an attempt to self sabotage.


I really hope so, 'cause that's the only way I have a chance....
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and if Marisa Tomei has any interest I'll let her handle my precious...
 
2013-07-23 10:40:38 AM  
And what, subby, is wrong with wanting to clutch Marisa Tomei's precious dank cave?

I would do my damndest to disappoint them repeatedly.
 
2013-07-23 10:59:51 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: People often feel like they don't deserve the good things in their life. This may be a sign of some deep seeded self loathing, maybe it could lead to poor decision making in an attempt to self sabotage.



Low self esteem and daddy issues?

I'M IN!
 
2013-07-23 11:17:09 AM  
I'd gladly have either of them bugger me with their little golden man.
 
2013-07-23 11:20:44 AM  
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2013-07-23 11:21:27 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 11:27:44 AM  
Dat ass!
 
2013-07-23 11:32:55 AM  
I think Tomei should have won for The Wrestler.  She played the part well, and showed off the twins.
 
2013-07-23 11:38:14 AM  
'Marisa Tomei naked in the Wrestler' is well worth a GIS. Pert titties and Big ol' nipples. If your into that sort of thing.
 
2013-07-23 11:38:14 AM  
She realizes the statue contains the spirit of Satan, like all of them, and chooses not to sell her soul to Hollywood for exponential fame (I'm looking at  you Tom Cruise)?  I'm ok with this.
 
2013-07-23 11:42:39 AM  
Funny, I just watched "X-Men: First Class" and I recalled what I thought the first time I saw Jennifer Lawrence on screen as Raven. I thought she was just absolutely stunning. And I'm usually not one to be stunned by a pretty face. If she wasn't famous and I had met her in person... yeah. I'd make a total ass out of myself.
 
2013-07-23 11:45:51 AM  
Yes, a pretty girl with a high school education.
She gives off a weird energy.

/Could Scientology be next?
 
2013-07-23 11:49:50 AM  
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This is very wise of Miss Lawrence and I'm glad she removed it from her home. While vacationing in Hawaii with his family, Bobby Brady came into possession of a mysterious talisman that also gave off a "weird energy" and bad things started to happen.
 
2013-07-23 11:52:34 AM  

devilEther: [28.media.tumblr.com image 480x340]

This is very wise of Miss Lawrence and I'm glad she removed it from her home. While vacationing in Hawaii with his family, Bobby Brady came into possession of a mysterious talisman that also gave off a "weird energy" and bad things started to happen.


Later he married Adrienne Curry, too.
Can't just wash off that bad mojo.

/Nothing against Ms. Curry; she's as crazy as any other woman.
 
2013-07-23 11:53:25 AM  
Marissa Tomei is a great actress who just happened to get nominated for one of her worst roles. That's not saying she still doesnt deserve it at LEAST as much as the latest "piece of the week"
 
2013-07-23 11:54:34 AM  
Ever since i heard she's a big pothead things like this make more sense.
 
2013-07-23 11:54:41 AM  

devilEther: [28.media.tumblr.com image 480x340]

This is very wise of Miss Lawrence and I'm glad she removed it from her home. While vacationing in Hawaii with his family, Bobby Brady came into possession of a mysterious talisman that also gave off a "weird energy" and bad things started to happen.


That there's Peter
 
2013-07-23 11:57:20 AM  

devilEther: [28.media.tumblr.com image 480x340]

This is very wise of Miss Lawrence and I'm glad she removed it from her home. While vacationing in Hawaii with his family, Bobby Brady came into possession of a mysterious talisman that also gave off a "weird energy" and bad things started to happen.



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Also recieved a charm that...got her a free appetizer.
 
2013-07-23 11:57:58 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: Ever since i heard she's a big pothead things like this make more sense.


I'd give her something to toke on, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-23 11:58:04 AM  
Sure, what the hell (X2)
 
2013-07-23 12:02:39 PM  
She's got it confused with her gold Vibrator again................
 
2013-07-23 12:15:36 PM  
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2013-07-23 12:21:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 12:25:21 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x1140]


www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-07-23 12:45:23 PM  

PizzaJedi81: if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


cdn2.screenjunkies.com

"IT'S PIZZAJEDI81!"
 
2013-07-23 01:01:38 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I'd gladly have either of them bugger me with their little golden man.


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2013-07-23 01:02:10 PM  
Wellon Dowd:

She is seriously amazing.
 
2013-07-23 01:05:14 PM  

EyeballKid: PizzaJedi81: if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

"IT'S PIZZAJEDI81!"


Shiat, if it's going to be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
 
2013-07-23 01:07:48 PM  

Solon Isonomia: I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!


The mashed potatoes are soooo creamy!
 
2013-07-23 01:09:36 PM  
Just checking.

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2013-07-23 01:12:20 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Just checking.

[i.imgur.com image 400x600]


I wouldn't mind checking them for her.

Of course, I'd have to get a feel for them au natural for contrast.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-07-23 01:28:19 PM  
www.gossipcop.com
 
2013-07-23 01:33:48 PM  
 
2013-07-23 01:47:49 PM  
I'd gladly play Hide The Oscar with her.
 
2013-07-23 01:49:27 PM  
Subby spelled "Mira Sorvino" wrong.
 
2013-07-23 02:02:35 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: People often feel like they don't deserve the good things in their life. This may be a sign of some deep seeded self loathing, maybe it could lead to poor decision making in an attempt to self sabotage.


I really hope so, 'cause that's the only way I have a chance....

and if Marisa Tomei has any interest I'll let her handle my precious...


Well she didn't deserve it. That movie was pure Bollywood crap.
 
2013-07-23 02:11:34 PM  
I'm pretty sure Marisa Tomei was last seen looking topless and hot as hell as a skanky stripper in The Wrestler.  If only Jennifer Lawrence's post-Oscar career goes the same way.
 
2013-07-23 02:16:22 PM  
Marisa has incredible boobs
 
2013-07-23 02:22:21 PM  
She was fist-of-angry-God hot in Silver Linings Playbook.
 
2013-07-23 02:25:47 PM  

sephjnr: She was fist-of-angry-God hot in Silver Linings Playbook.


Really? I thought her more...screen door in a hurricane hot.
 
2013-07-23 02:58:04 PM  

PizzaJedi81: sephjnr: She was fist-of-angry-God hot in Silver Linings Playbook.

Really? I thought her more...screen door in a hurricane hot.


i think the fist of angry god is losing traction with me.  has an angry god ever hit anything with its fist?  ever?

hurricanes slam screen doors all the time...

/ ahhh... know i get it.  though the power of the angry god's fist makes a mighty hit, it will never happen.  just like... yeah.  makes sense.
 
2013-07-23 03:19:01 PM  
I couldn't find the reference, but when Whoopi won for "Ghost", she brought it to the TNG set and put it in the background on the bar. Director found it before shooting, shook his head, and it went out of cameraview.
 
2013-07-23 05:01:41 PM  
I always thought that Marisa Tomei just pleasured herself with her Oscar (lucky statue)
 
2013-07-23 05:02:28 PM  

Brick-House: I always thought that Marisa Tomei just pleasured herself with her Oscar (lucky statue)


I always thought ALL female Oscars winners, and, let's face it, several male ones, too, did that.
 
2013-07-23 05:09:22 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Brick-House: I always thought that Marisa Tomei just pleasured herself with her Oscar (lucky statue)

I always thought ALL female Oscars winners, and, let's face it, several male ones, too, did that.


so, what you're saying is, some of those statues got a shiatty deal.
 
2013-07-23 05:33:37 PM  
Speaking of Marisa Tomei, when is the next Felt album coming out? She deserves her tribute from Slug and Murs.
 
2013-07-23 10:51:06 PM  

devilEther: [28.media.tumblr.com image 480x340]

This is very wise of Miss Lawrence and I'm glad she removed it from her home. While vacationing in Hawaii with his family, Bobby Brady came into possession of a mysterious talisman that also gave off a "weird energy" and bad things started to happen.


Taboo!
 
2013-07-24 06:07:52 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Brick-House: I always thought that Marisa Tomei just pleasured herself with her Oscar (lucky statue)

I always thought ALL female Oscars winners, and, let's face it, several male ones, too, did that.


There's a reason that it doesn't have any corners or sharp edges.
 
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