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(CF News 13)   Man dies after trying to mow river   ( divider line
    More: Florida, home health care, lawn mowers  
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8117 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2013 at 11:34 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-23 02:47:11 PM  
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When you read an article like this where you can die while doing something as innocent as mowing your Lawn, Boy, it really makes you think.  You believe you're safe but the past teaches us otherwise, and it's impossible Toro against the tide of history.  So be sure to take a moment to pause and appreciate all you hold Deere.
2013-07-23 11:55:03 AM  
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You'd think he could have rolled down the window and got out. Was this Ted Kennedy's retired gardener or something?
2013-07-23 11:45:25 AM  
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2013-07-23 11:42:33 AM  
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Just keeps on mowing aaaaloooooong....
2013-07-23 11:39:09 AM  
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Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily. Life is but a dream.

It's too bad this didn't happen at a castle.

"Mow, mow, mow your moat..."
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