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2013-07-23 10:04:21 AM
I guess they need to do studies about things that seem to be common sense, but duh.  Never in my life was I tempted to suck another dude's dick because it seemed like everyone was doing it.

/Chicks can totally catch lesbianism
//Not really
 
2013-07-23 10:14:26 AM
I'll take "No shiat" for $500, Alex.
 
2013-07-23 10:23:51 AM
Was it really necessary to conduct a study to prove you can't catch teh ghey?
 
2013-07-23 10:26:07 AM
 
2013-07-23 10:27:06 AM
Would rather have an answer as to why there were no hot teachers when I was in high school and had there been why more student/teacher relations being had?

//need more pics of hot teachers having sex.
 
2013-07-23 10:27:25 AM
Lucky LaRue: catch teh ghey?

Came for any comment referring to "Catching Teh Ghey"....leaving satisfied.

content9.flixster.com
 
2013-07-23 10:28:03 AM
liveyouryear.com
You're disappointing us subby.
 
2013-07-23 10:29:15 AM
FTA:"There are many straight people in this country who suffer from a closeted (or even open) fear that homosexuality is contagious, that merely befriending a gay or lesbian person or being near one will cause a straight individual to sprout a same-sex attraction."

Can you say that without a citation?  I mean, I know every country has their share of idiots, but can I get maybe a study or a percentage so I know exactly how many functionally retarded people there are in the U.S.?

/On an unrelated note, Fark just told me happy birthday.  I feel so loved that software could find my date of birth in my profile and spit out a generic happy birthday message.
//33
 
2013-07-23 10:29:48 AM
Teacher/student sex however what? Subby die while typing it?
 
2013-07-23 10:31:36 AM
Well, THAT'S a relief!
 
2013-07-23 10:32:49 AM
I had a chance to catch the gay once...

But he was only stealing office supplies so I let him go.
 
2013-07-23 10:33:40 AM

EvilEgg: I guess they need to do studies about things that seem to be common sense, but duh.  Never in my life was I tempted to suck another dude's dick because it seemed like everyone was doing it.

/Chicks can totally catch lesbianism
//Not really


REAL hetero men should have no problem with gay men, in my opinion. Only somone deep in the closet can really think that a person "chooses" to be gay. For genuinely straight people, it just doesn't cross our minds because we simply aren't wired to find the same sex appealing, so out and proud gay people don't threaten our sense of sexuality at all. If gay people make you feel all weird and gay panicky inside, you might just be a little gay yourself.
 
2013-07-23 10:33:43 AM

Abuse Liability: //33


Happy Birthday! Delete that system message. You don't want them to stack up. Gets awkward quick.
 
2013-07-23 10:36:15 AM
Lesbihonest here, girls will kiss other girls more than guys will kiss other guys.
 
2013-07-23 10:36:33 AM
The difference between being "infected" with the gay virus and findng out your fixation on bro-isms is actually repressed homosexual desires is a rather petty distinction to the terrified homophobe.
 
2013-07-23 10:38:02 AM

Mad_Radhu: EvilEgg: I guess they need to do studies about things that seem to be common sense, but duh.  Never in my life was I tempted to suck another dude's dick because it seemed like everyone was doing it.

/Chicks can totally catch lesbianism
//Not really

REAL hetero men should have no problem with gay men, in my opinion. Only somone deep in the closet can really think that a person "chooses" to be gay. For genuinely straight people, it just doesn't cross our minds because we simply aren't wired to find the same sex appealing, so out and proud gay people don't threaten our sense of sexuality at all. If gay people make you feel all weird and gay panicky inside, you might just be a little gay yourself.


Hooking up with straight guys is relatively easy, at least in college.
 
2013-07-23 10:39:12 AM

VvonderJesus: Lesbihonest here, girls will kiss other girls more than guys will kiss other guys.


I disagree, but might be convinced if you post enough pictures of that.
 
2013-07-23 10:43:37 AM

Abuse Liability: FTA:"There are many straight people in this country who suffer from a closeted (or even open) fear that homosexuality is contagious, that merely befriending a gay or lesbian person or being near one will cause a straight individual to sprout a same-sex attraction."

Can you say that without a citation?  I mean, I know every country has their share of idiots, but can I get maybe a study or a percentage so I know exactly how many functionally retarded people there are in the U.S.?


People have an irrational fear of what is unfamiliar to them.  Whether it be "Teh gheys," foreign cuisine, black people...

Their social construct exists in such a way that they have been told that homosexuality is evil and an abomination, so to the uneducated/close minded, "seeing the other side" is akin to full blown acceptance...remember the words of Jesus: "Either you are for or against me."  The bible tends to be pretty damn black and white on a lot of subjects, there is little in the way of "gray areas"...and they hold to that with everything they do in their life.  Which then leads to the "what-ifs"...what if it feels good, what if God does not care, etc, etc...doubting ones faith...backsliding...adulterous thoughts...etc...

While it is totally irrational, I can see how one's closed mind and imagination could spiral out of control and, once again, irrationally, and land on: "Oh no!...I am sitting next to someone who may be gay = I am going to start blowing truckers at 2am for meth money."
 
2013-07-23 10:47:32 AM
The more gay guys the better. More women left for the rest of us.
 
2013-07-23 10:48:53 AM
Lies! The American Family Association ASSURED me the homogay was as contagious as Ebola andGonorrhea.
 
2013-07-23 10:50:15 AM
freedombunker.com
What is this now?

Another study on homosexuality done by people who aren't homosexual?

Please go on
 
2013-07-23 10:56:47 AM

Mad_Radhu: REAL hetero men should have no problem with gay men, in my opinion.


I love gay men, they get women to let their guard down when they are around and make picking them up that much easier. If a girl has a gay man friend the minute you get his approval you ticket has more or less been stamped to run a train through her shame cave.
 
2013-07-23 11:03:09 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Mad_Radhu: REAL hetero men should have no problem with gay men, in my opinion.

I love gay men, they get women to let their guard down when they are around and make picking them up that much easier. If a girl has a gay man friend the minute you get his approval you ticket has more or less been stamped to run a train through her shame cave.


This is actually really true.  I had a gay man hit on me once, and when he realized I wasn't biting, introduced me to hit cute female friends.
 
2013-07-23 11:04:18 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: you ticket has more or less been stamped to run a train through her shame cave.


Heh, I'm glad I'm reading this before briefing my clients, otherwise I'd have to explain why I'm laughing so hard.
 
2013-07-23 11:04:23 AM

EvilEgg: I guess they need to do studies about things that seem to be common sense, but duh.  Never in my life was I tempted to suck another dude's dick because it seemed like everyone was doing it.

/Chicks can totally catch lesbianism
//Not really


///Not easy to get started gradually
////Just dive right in and you'll get in the groove
 
2013-07-23 11:06:08 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Mad_Radhu: REAL hetero men should have no problem with gay men, in my opinion.

I love gay men, they get women to let their guard down when they are around and make picking them up that much easier. If a girl has a gay man friend the minute you get his approval you ticket has more or less been stamped to run a train through her shame cave.



I lol'd
 
2013-07-23 11:10:26 AM

Lucky LaRue: Was it really necessary to conduct a study to prove you can't catch teh ghey?


I suspect the intended audience of this study has some people who actually believe that homosexuality is learned. They're out there. Personally I like the idea of being able to point to this study when I hear people expressing a desire to alienate gays further.

The obvious next step of the argument is to challenge that same-sex couples being allowed to adopt will result in "gay babies"
 
2013-07-23 11:12:27 AM
The people worried it "might turn them gay" are gay.
 
2013-07-23 11:13:11 AM

Pangea: Lucky LaRue: Was it really necessary to conduct a study to prove you can't catch teh ghey?

I suspect the intended audience of this study has some people who actually believe that homosexuality is learned. They're out there. Personally I like the idea of being able to point to this study when I hear people expressing a desire to alienate gays further.

The obvious next step of the argument is to challenge that same-sex couples being allowed to adopt will result in "gay babies"


Why does the question of whether it is learned or inherit behavior matter?  I never understood this.
 
2013-07-23 11:15:12 AM
Homosexuality is not, in fact, and never has been, a learned behavior.

/my surname is LeDuh.
 
2013-07-23 11:16:05 AM

EvilEgg: Why does the question of whether it is learned or inherit behavior matter?  I never understood this.


Because parents who think it is learned will rally to keep gay students from playing sports or doing extracurricular activities with their children, because they want to have grandbabies..and also Jesus, presumably.
 
2013-07-23 11:20:35 AM
I watched Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street growing up and I still can't have a decent, functional gay relationship.
 
2013-07-23 11:23:09 AM
did anyone else come for a teacher/student thread?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-23 11:33:37 AM

EvilEgg: Never in my life was I tempted to suck another dude's dick because it seemed like everyone was doing it.


Just try it.   You might like it.
 
2013-07-23 11:34:22 AM

EvilEgg: Pangea: Lucky LaRue: Was it really necessary to conduct a study to prove you can't catch teh ghey?

I suspect the intended audience of this study has some people who actually believe that homosexuality is learned. They're out there. Personally I like the idea of being able to point to this study when I hear people expressing a desire to alienate gays further.

The obvious next step of the argument is to challenge that same-sex couples being allowed to adopt will result in "gay babies"

Why does the question of whether it is learned or inherit behavior matter?  I never understood this.


If it's "learned", then it can be un-learned (unlearnt?).  It used to be that, if it was inherited, that's just the way it was.  Now there is concern (I am not sure how much is real and how much is manufactured) that scientist may someday find and be able to manipulate the "gay" genetic marker...
 
2013-07-23 11:38:54 AM

FARK rebel soldier: [liveyouryear.com image 804x525]
You're disappointing us subby.


Damn you.  Now I'm a lesbian.
 
2013-07-23 11:45:00 AM

Abuse Liability: On an unrelated note, Fark just told me happy birthday.  I feel so loved that software could find my date of birth in my profile and spit out a generic happy birthday message.



Well, if you'd like something more personal, Happy Birthday, [username]!
 
2013-07-23 11:46:09 AM

ciberido: Abuse Liability: On an unrelated note, Fark just told me happy birthday.  I feel so loved that software could find my date of birth in my profile and spit out a generic happy birthday message.


Well, if you'd like something more personal, Happy Birthday, [username]!


You're the best.  Perhaps they could have told me I was looking incredibly dapper today.  Would that be too much to ask?
 
2013-07-23 11:59:16 AM

VvonderJesus: Lesbihonest here, girls will kiss other girls more than guys will kiss other guys.


A little MDMA will help with that.
 
2013-07-23 12:22:14 PM
So if you think you caught it, you had it already.
 
2013-07-23 12:34:43 PM
Abuse Liability:
/On an unrelated note, Fark just told me happy birthday. I feel so loved that software could find my date of birth in my profile and spit out a generic happy birthday message.

Don't feel too bad.  All the human friends who emailed you on your birthday were reminded to do it by Google Calendar.

Godscrack:
What is this now?
Another study on homosexuality done by people who aren't homosexual?
Please go on


I suppose you also think a black doctor shouldn't be allowed to write a paper about disease in a white patient.
 
2013-07-23 12:36:51 PM
TheBigJerk - The difference between being "infected" with the gay virus and findng out your fixation on bro-isms is actually repressed homosexual desires is a rather petty distinction to the terrified homophobe.

I am with TheBigJerk on this one. It doesn't matter how much proof and science and reality you toss at these people, they have to find something to blame other than themselves.

/So, whats your sign?
 
2013-07-23 12:56:32 PM

No Such Agency: I suppose you also think a black doctor shouldn't be allowed to write a paper about disease in a white patient.


The simple fact of the world is that any study that is done on homosexuality by anyone other than a legitimate, well-respected psychiatric or social work organization or a secular institution funded by public money is likely to be heavily skewed based on religious or personal conflicts.

Hince why Liberty University and the American Family Association are constantly parties to junk science coming out of their shills.
 
2013-07-23 02:04:49 PM

highwayrun: VvonderJesus: Lesbihonest here, girls will kiss other girls more than guys will kiss other guys.

A little MDMA will help with that.


Or poppers.
 
2013-07-23 02:20:31 PM
I thought everybody knew you can't catch teh ghey. After all, the 80s are OVER.

Not saying you could catch teh ghey in the 80s, just sayin' they were the 80s, and things were, well, it was the 80s.
 
2013-07-23 02:26:40 PM
hardinparamedic:
No Such Agency: I suppose you also think a black doctor shouldn't be allowed to write a paper about disease in a white patient.

The simple fact of the world is that any study that is done on homosexuality by anyone other than a legitimate, well-respected psychiatric or social work organization or a secular institution funded by public money is likely to be heavily skewed based on religious or personal conflicts.

Hince why Liberty University and the American Family Association are constantly parties to junk science coming out of their shills.


This study was done at the Department of Psychology of the Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science. Not exactly woo-woo peddlers, I suspect.
 
2013-07-23 03:42:13 PM
But I...

...and he....

...and we....

Damnit.... SURELY this study is flawed somehow.

/:P
 
2013-07-23 05:22:20 PM
Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.
 
2013-07-23 05:36:37 PM

No Such Agency: Godscrack:
What is this now?
Another study on homosexuality done by people who aren't homosexual?
Please go on

I suppose you also think a black doctor shouldn't be allowed to write a paper about disease in a white patient.


I suppose you think men should write a paper about the psychology of women.
 
2013-07-23 06:06:48 PM
This study is so wrong. I recently visited my sister, her kid is in school, must of been playing with one of the kids with the gay, because what do you know, the next day I wake up with a sore throat and a guy named Harry in my ass, quite frankly it was worst then the flu. Took three bed ridden days of Spike TV and Campbell's Chunky soup to get most of it out of my system.
 
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