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(Yahoo)   Megan Fox wearing tight jeans on the set of her new movie "Just shut up and take my money"   (screen.yahoo.com) divider line 95
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2013-07-23 09:47:28 AM
Definitely sounds like a movie worthy of two thumbs up
 
2013-07-23 10:09:54 AM
I know it's hip to hate her. But I would, oh dear lord I would.

I'd wreak her


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2013-07-23 10:15:56 AM
Just shut up and take my thumbs?
 
2013-07-23 10:28:32 AM
I am disappointed. After waiting through a 30 second ad with pictures of pugs (!), we get a side shot of a fit woman in denim jeggings? The cameraman lingered more on her boots than anything else.

-1, for the video, not the aptly named Miss Fox.
 
2013-07-23 10:40:10 AM
She's still around?
 
2013-07-23 11:08:45 AM
"Hey, dude, do you want to go see that new Megan Fox movie?"
"Umm, no. It looks horrible and the critics hated it."
"Yeah, bro, but she wears tight jeans."
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!"
 
2013-07-23 11:11:23 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know it's hip to hate her. But I would, oh dear lord I would.


Oh hell yeah. She's absolutely gorgeous, thumbs be damned.
 
2013-07-23 11:20:50 AM
I'm confused. Do we like her again? Last I checked, I thought she was a vapid, car washing, somethingorother...
 
2013-07-23 11:24:13 AM
Super tight outfit = regular pair of jeans.
 
2013-07-23 11:26:43 AM
Megan Fox squeezes into a super tight outfit on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in New York City.

Which you can't see because she is wearing a jacket and we are filming her from the front.
 
2013-07-23 11:26:44 AM

JerseyTim: "Hey, dude, do you want to go see that new Megan Fox movie?"
"Umm, no. It looks horrible and the critics hated it."
"Yeah, bro, but she wears tight jeans."
"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!"


Hey, the movie is also about mutant ninja turtles, which I used to have on my thermos in grade school, so obviously this means I have to see it.

/now realize that there are many people who actually think this way
 
2013-07-23 11:26:49 AM
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2013-07-23 11:29:00 AM
Kinda dissapoint.

Also, no yellow jacket? Plus her hair color is all wrong.
 
2013-07-23 11:31:05 AM

movieman_1979: I'm confused. Do we like her again? Last I checked, I thought she was a vapid, car washing, somethingorother...


We don't necessarily like her, we just want to rub our gonads on her.
 
2013-07-23 11:31:10 AM
An attractive woman in jeans?  This truly is a first.
 
2013-07-23 11:33:51 AM
I'd give her the most disappointing three seconds of her life.
 
2013-07-23 11:42:41 AM

Peter von Nostrand: Definitely sounds like a movie worthy of two toes up


FTFY
 
2013-07-23 11:44:20 AM
Life is too short to wait for that shiat to load.
 
2013-07-23 11:46:20 AM
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Well, if it isn't my old friend Little Miss Ho, with a toe for a thumb and a thumb for a toe.
 
2013-07-23 11:47:18 AM
I'm sure if you GIS Megan Fox Tight Jeans, you will get plenty of faptastic images
 
2013-07-23 11:48:27 AM

Detinwolf: An attractive woman in jeans?  This truly is a first.


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one of my favorite images
 
2013-07-23 11:48:40 AM
Ah, fark.  Where Megan Fox is a fat hideous hambeast, and Christina Hendricks, who actually is a fat hideous hambeast, is revered as a goddess.  Oh, and 976 year old Helen Mirren, too.  For some reason.

Fark!
 
2013-07-23 11:52:08 AM
www.digdang.com
 
2013-07-23 11:53:06 AM

monoski: Detinwolf: An attractive woman in jeans?  This truly is a first.

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one of my favorite images


I love both you and she so much right now.
 
2013-07-23 11:53:23 AM
NO!!!!
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING A BRIGHT YELLOW JUMPSUIT!!!!
STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD, HOLLYWOOD!!! !sSTOPT IT!!!!
 
2013-07-23 11:56:08 AM
The jeans are tight because her ass has gotten fat. Its ok though, they'll just CGI her rump into shape. Just like every photo of her in the last 2 years, shopped to death.
 
2013-07-23 12:01:11 PM

shifter_: The jeans are tight because her ass has gotten fat. Its ok though, they'll just CGI her rump into shape. Just like every photo of her in the last 2 years, shopped to death.


you tell em, studman
 
2013-07-23 12:03:05 PM

movieman_1979: I'm confused. Do we like her again? Last I checked, I thought she was a vapid, car washing, somethingorother...


You can think she's visually attractive.  You can say that about any of our Fark favorite subjects.  Much of being on Fark is knocking down women whose fame outweighs their talent - especially those with "enhanced" talent.  As a collective we're more into smart, quirky women with somewhat more to offer than scars under their boobs.
We root for cute.  It rhymes so it's easy to remember.
 
2013-07-23 12:04:18 PM

MrBallou: I am disappointed. After waiting through a 30 second ad with pictures of pugs (!), we get a side shot of a fit woman in denim jeggings? The cameraman lingered more on her boots than anything else.

-1, for the video, not the aptly named Miss Fox.


I refuse to sit through an add if it's attached to a video.  I'm bombarded with adds on these sites as it is so screw them and their revenue whoring asses.

Power to the People
 
2013-07-23 12:10:39 PM

Infernalist: shifter_: The jeans are tight because her ass has gotten fat. Its ok though, they'll just CGI her rump into shape. Just like every photo of her in the last 2 years, shopped to death.

you tell em, studman


No problem. I offer it as a free service. At 47 years old Samantha is the better Fox
 
2013-07-23 12:11:18 PM
Why don't you just save yourselves the money and watch one of those other films where Megan Fox is wearing tight jeans? I mean, you already know that she's not going to bring anything new to the table anyway.
 
2013-07-23 12:12:46 PM

shifter_: Infernalist: shifter_: The jeans are tight because her ass has gotten fat. Its ok though, they'll just CGI her rump into shape. Just like every photo of her in the last 2 years, shopped to death.

you tell em, studman

No problem. I offer it as a free service. At 47 years old Samantha is the better Fox


It's the sharp knees, right?
 
2013-07-23 12:17:58 PM
Meh, Knees don't mean a hill of beans when face down and a$$-up.
 
2013-07-23 12:24:33 PM
"Just shut up and take my money"

Have some dignity for Christ's sake.
 
2013-07-23 12:31:15 PM
...great, now MY jeans are tight too.

/cuz I'm fat
//and from looking at her.
 
2013-07-23 12:31:19 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Life is too short to wait for that shiat to load.


This is all.
 
2013-07-23 12:31:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I know it's hip to hate her. But I would, oh dear lord I would.

I'd wreak her


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No, it's not because it's "hip". By all accounts, she's a total biatch.

But, I'd jump on that grenade as well...
 
2013-07-23 12:32:36 PM

Mikey1969: But, I'd jump on that grenade as well...


I'd explode if she pulled my pin, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-23 12:34:58 PM
So the big deal is that she's wearing the same jeans a lot of women are wearing now? Thank God the skinny jeans look seems to be falling away. These are different, not only do they seem to actually show that women have an ass (The skinny jeans made it look like they had a link sausage wrapped in a pancake stuck back there), but adding lycra or whatever they add has caused these jeans to start lovingly follow the curves of the legs. Skinny jeans just made their legs look like pixie stix that eventually tapered to a point. Personally, I still like a woman an a good pair of 501's, I've been wanting to kill the skinny jeans designers for awhile now. What a ridiculously unattractive look to become a 'thing'.
 
2013-07-23 12:37:09 PM

Mikey1969: So the big deal is that she's wearing the same jeans a lot of women are wearing now? Thank God the skinny jeans look seems to be falling away. These are different, not only do they seem to actually show that women have an ass (The skinny jeans made it look like they had a link sausage wrapped in a pancake stuck back there), but adding lycra or whatever they add has caused these jeans to start lovingly follow the curves of the legs. Skinny jeans just made their legs look like pixie stix that eventually tapered to a point. Personally, I still like a woman an a good pair of 501's, I've been wanting to kill the skinny jeans designers for awhile now. What a ridiculously unattractive look to become a 'thing'.


Thank goodness I don't put on clothing for the purpose of looking attractive to you.
 
2013-07-23 12:37:18 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Definitely sounds like a movie worthy of two thumbs up


Where?
 
2013-07-23 12:38:12 PM
I'm looking for pictures and an article and all I got was some shiatty auto-play video..

farking shiat
 
2013-07-23 12:38:14 PM
Subby: If you'll give me your money I'll point you to some places on the internet where there are better looking women getting naked and more.
 
2013-07-23 12:39:18 PM

Mikey1969: Peter von Nostrand: Definitely sounds like a movie worthy of two thumbs up

Where?


Hold on, let me get my keys and we can drive out...
 
2013-07-23 12:40:00 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Mikey1969: So the big deal is that she's wearing the same jeans a lot of women are wearing now? Thank God the skinny jeans look seems to be falling away. These are different, not only do they seem to actually show that women have an ass (The skinny jeans made it look like they had a link sausage wrapped in a pancake stuck back there), but adding lycra or whatever they add has caused these jeans to start lovingly follow the curves of the legs. Skinny jeans just made their legs look like pixie stix that eventually tapered to a point. Personally, I still like a woman an a good pair of 501's, I've been wanting to kill the skinny jeans designers for awhile now. What a ridiculously unattractive look to become a 'thing'.

Thank goodness I don't put on clothing for the purpose of looking attractive to you.


Sorry, it is a horrible look and does no favors for anyone... Anything that squishes a woman's ass into a flattened lump is not good in my book. It is the best source of curves on a woman's body, I'm just being honest here...
 
2013-07-23 12:43:13 PM

PizzaJedi81: Mikey1969: Peter von Nostrand: Definitely sounds like a movie worthy of two thumbs up

Where?

Hold on, let me get my keys and we can drive out...


LOL!!! Awesome, haven't heard that one in forever.
 
2013-07-23 12:44:04 PM
Bunny. Boiler.
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/would still.
 
2013-07-23 12:44:50 PM

Mikey1969: The My Little Pony Killer: Mikey1969: So the big deal is that she's wearing the same jeans a lot of women are wearing now? Thank God the skinny jeans look seems to be falling away. These are different, not only do they seem to actually show that women have an ass (The skinny jeans made it look like they had a link sausage wrapped in a pancake stuck back there), but adding lycra or whatever they add has caused these jeans to start lovingly follow the curves of the legs. Skinny jeans just made their legs look like pixie stix that eventually tapered to a point. Personally, I still like a woman an a good pair of 501's, I've been wanting to kill the skinny jeans designers for awhile now. What a ridiculously unattractive look to become a 'thing'.

Thank goodness I don't put on clothing for the purpose of looking attractive to you.

Sorry, it is a horrible look and does no favors for anyone... Anything that squishes a woman's ass into a flattened lump is not good in my book. It is the best source of curves on a woman's body, I'm just being honest here...


To be fair I'm old enough to still love mom jeans.
 
2013-07-23 12:53:00 PM
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yes yes and more yes
 
2013-07-23 12:56:02 PM

R.A.Danny: To be fair I'm old enough to still love mom jeans.


I've seen 'Mom Jeans' that weren't entirely heinous. All it requires is a sighted non-sadist in the design dept...

Unfortunately for Mitt Romney, he bought the the ones leftover from the SNL skit...
 
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