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(Slate)   "Dear Prudence: My husband makes fun of my small eyes. I think he just now realized I'm Asian"   (slate.com) divider line 23
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2013-07-23 10:09:50 AM  
4 votes:
Sounds like he's been watching too much anime.
i.imgur.com
2013-07-23 10:01:19 AM  
4 votes:
weknowmemes.com

/obliging
2013-07-23 09:57:16 AM  
4 votes:
I can't stand Asian chicks, they always sound like they're being raped during sex and while that's fine every now and then I know its really not real rape since there's no tears.
2013-07-23 09:51:54 AM  
4 votes:
What, did he think his wife had chronic jaundice or something?
2013-07-23 10:12:57 AM  
3 votes:

genner: Sounds like he's been watching too much anime.
[i.imgur.com image 800x600]


They look like lemurs with wigs.  And now I can't sleep.  Thanks, bud.
2013-07-23 09:46:34 AM  
3 votes:
I think I'm turning Japanese

/I really think so
2013-07-23 11:06:37 AM  
2 votes:

MadSkillz: I wonder if the Asian eyeshape comes from an evolutionary response to high winds.


www.clusterflock.org
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img.gawkerassets.com

Seeing as that's how they conducted warfare back then, probably so.
2013-07-23 11:03:07 AM  
2 votes:
files.doobybrain.com
2013-07-23 10:16:53 AM  
2 votes:
d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net
2013-07-23 09:55:16 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe she should just be getting her man a Coke and a sandwich.
2013-07-23 09:54:33 AM  
2 votes:
Dump him for a latino man. They are the best at love, in bed, and have the biggest dicks. Plus, they won't cheat on you or leave you soon as you get pregnant like a black man will.
2013-07-23 09:54:29 AM  
2 votes:
Just wait until he starts pointing out the size of your breasts.
2013-07-23 09:49:14 AM  
2 votes:
You think the sideways vagina would have clued him in by now...
2013-07-23 10:35:19 AM  
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: I can't stand Asian chicks, they always sound like they're being raped during sex and while that's fine every now and then I know its really not real rape since there's no tears.


Those wet things that are on the pillow after you take it off her face are "tears".
2013-07-23 10:29:27 AM  
1 votes:
I wonder if the Asian eyeshape comes from an evolutionary response to high winds.
2013-07-23 10:13:46 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: wait till he sees her hoo hoo


Is it all pixilated?
2013-07-23 09:56:19 AM  
1 votes:
What's with all the eye hate?
blog.saveapathea.com
2013-07-23 09:55:20 AM  
1 votes:
wacist
2013-07-23 09:52:24 AM  
1 votes:
Step 1: Dear Prudence: My Husband is pressuring me to get laser eye surgery.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Answer: he's a racist anti-Asian bastard and you should leave him now.
2013-07-23 09:51:37 AM  
1 votes:
Last year, he went for eye laser surgery
and really if we have the money for the expensive laser eye surgery, I'd rather spend it on a nice family vacation



www.fightersgeneration.com
2013-07-23 09:51:29 AM  
1 votes:
Rook here, Roundeye.
You want Rasik, you get Rasik!
You fark off now!
2013-07-23 09:51:13 AM  
1 votes:
Dear Prudence: the troll article of the internet.
2013-07-23 09:49:43 AM  
1 votes:
farking lasik junkies.
 
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