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(Slate)   "Dear Prudence: My husband makes fun of my small eyes. I think he just now realized I'm Asian"   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Asian, Emily Yoffe, elective surgery  
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11689 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2013 at 9:44 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-23 10:38:49 AM  
2 votes:
Dear Prudence, I believe in live and let live and my husband/friend/parent is a totally great person but with one flaw whereby they are trying to force some behavior upon me. I lack the spine to be assertive about this, did not think to seek counseling, and would never consider breaking things off with this person. What should I do?

Prudie: Be assertive about it. Think about getting some counseling. And this might be a sign the relationship is over.
2013-07-23 10:29:43 AM  
2 votes:
I love the one where she doesn't like her boyfriend talking with her best friend about her because it was nice when she didn't have an opinion before and would just listen.

What that really means is it was nice to be able to shiat all over him to someone who wasn't getting anything but the most cherry-picked parts of the story to make him look like a gigantic asshole.  Basically it was nice to have someone she could lie to about her problems who would then confirm her biases and parrot her own crap back to her.
2013-07-23 09:49:43 AM  
2 votes:
farking lasik junkies.
2013-07-23 10:29:43 AM  
1 vote:
Protip:  people who are nearsighted have reduced eye size when seen through their glasses.  Some people find that uncanny.

/TFA man is not complaining about his wife's actual eyes
//Wife may be being deliberately obtuse about not understanding that
2013-07-23 10:14:48 AM  
1 vote:
2013-07-23 10:01:19 AM  
1 vote:

2013-07-23 09:57:38 AM  
1 vote:

Princess Ryans Knickers: Dump him for a latino man. They are the best at love, in bed, and have the biggest dicks. Plus, they won't cheat on you or leave you soon as you get pregnant like a black man will.


/You suffered a serious hit when you claimed they have the biggest dicks
2013-07-23 09:46:34 AM  
1 vote:
I think I'm turning Japanese

/I really think so
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