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(Slate)   "Dear Prudence: My husband makes fun of my small eyes. I think he just now realized I'm Asian"   (slate.com) divider line 61
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2013-07-23 09:46:34 AM
I think I'm turning Japanese

/I really think so
 
2013-07-23 09:48:29 AM
He knows you're Asian honey. What he doesn't know is why you won't get the surgery so he doesn't have to keep paying for eye wear every 6 months.
 
2013-07-23 09:48:37 AM
You know what they say - small eyes,  結束時間為結束時間為

 
2013-07-23 09:49:14 AM
You think the sideways vagina would have clued him in by now...
 
2013-07-23 09:49:43 AM
farking lasik junkies.
 
2013-07-23 09:51:13 AM
Dear Prudence: the troll article of the internet.
 
2013-07-23 09:51:29 AM
Rook here, Roundeye.
You want Rasik, you get Rasik!
You fark off now!
 
2013-07-23 09:51:34 AM

eyemarten: I think I'm turning Japanese

/I really think so

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2013-07-23 09:51:37 AM
Last year, he went for eye laser surgery
and really if we have the money for the expensive laser eye surgery, I'd rather spend it on a nice family vacation



www.fightersgeneration.com
 
2013-07-23 09:51:54 AM
What, did he think his wife had chronic jaundice or something?
 
2013-07-23 09:52:24 AM
Step 1: Dear Prudence: My Husband is pressuring me to get laser eye surgery.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Answer: he's a racist anti-Asian bastard and you should leave him now.
 
2013-07-23 09:52:59 AM
Dear Prudence refuses to publish my letters because I refuse to change my name from "Boners in Bangor"

/it's art
 
2013-07-23 09:54:29 AM
Just wait until he starts pointing out the size of your breasts.
 
2013-07-23 09:54:33 AM
Dump him for a latino man. They are the best at love, in bed, and have the biggest dicks. Plus, they won't cheat on you or leave you soon as you get pregnant like a black man will.
 
2013-07-23 09:55:16 AM
Maybe she should just be getting her man a Coke and a sandwich.
 
2013-07-23 09:55:20 AM
wacist
 
2013-07-23 09:55:39 AM
www.bvvp.com
 
2013-07-23 09:56:19 AM
What's with all the eye hate?
blog.saveapathea.com
 
2013-07-23 09:56:29 AM
wait till he sees her hoo hoo
 
2013-07-23 09:57:16 AM
I can't stand Asian chicks, they always sound like they're being raped during sex and while that's fine every now and then I know its really not real rape since there's no tears.
 
2013-07-23 09:57:38 AM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Dump him for a latino man. They are the best at love, in bed, and have the biggest dicks. Plus, they won't cheat on you or leave you soon as you get pregnant like a black man will.


5/10

/You suffered a serious hit when you claimed they have the biggest dicks
 
2013-07-23 09:58:49 AM
ugh small eyes, overly subservient or tolerant, high pitched voice, small breasts.  Just worthless.  Just open the door and let her out.  Ignore the scratching.
 
2013-07-23 10:00:28 AM
What a twit, not to realize he had a slant-eyed slit.
 
2013-07-23 10:01:19 AM
weknowmemes.com

/obliging
 
2013-07-23 10:08:50 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I can't stand Asian chicks, they always sound like they're being raped during sex



I'm pretty sure that's only Chinese chicks.

/At least from what I've... umm...  read.
 
2013-07-23 10:09:50 AM
Sounds like he's been watching too much anime.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 10:12:57 AM

genner: Sounds like he's been watching too much anime.
[i.imgur.com image 800x600]


They look like lemurs with wigs.  And now I can't sleep.  Thanks, bud.
 
2013-07-23 10:13:46 AM

vudukungfu: wait till he sees her hoo hoo


Is it all pixilated?
 
2013-07-23 10:14:48 AM
 
2013-07-23 10:15:11 AM

Nana's Vibrator: ugh small eyes, overly subservient or tolerant, high pitched voice, small breasts.  Just worthless.  Just open the door and let her out.  Ignore the scratching.


2/10

You should have waited to say "subservient" to later on the commnent.
 
2013-07-23 10:16:53 AM
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2013-07-23 10:19:26 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-23 10:20:26 AM
crap!
 
2013-07-23 10:27:09 AM

elgrancerdo: Nana's Vibrator: ugh small eyes, overly subservient or tolerant, high pitched voice, small breasts.  Just worthless.  Just open the door and let her out.  Ignore the scratching.

2/10

You should have waited to say "subservient" to later on the commnent.


I left out tight vagina.  That's worth something.
 
2013-07-23 10:29:27 AM
I wonder if the Asian eyeshape comes from an evolutionary response to high winds.
 
2013-07-23 10:29:43 AM
Protip:  people who are nearsighted have reduced eye size when seen through their glasses.  Some people find that uncanny.

/TFA man is not complaining about his wife's actual eyes
//Wife may be being deliberately obtuse about not understanding that
 
2013-07-23 10:29:43 AM
I love the one where she doesn't like her boyfriend talking with her best friend about her because it was nice when she didn't have an opinion before and would just listen.

What that really means is it was nice to be able to shiat all over him to someone who wasn't getting anything but the most cherry-picked parts of the story to make him look like a gigantic asshole.  Basically it was nice to have someone she could lie to about her problems who would then confirm her biases and parrot her own crap back to her.
 
2013-07-23 10:30:36 AM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Dump him for a latino man. They are the best at love, in bed, and have the biggest dicks. Plus, they won't cheat on you or leave you soon as you get pregnant like a black man will.


And they'll marry em as young as 12
 
2013-07-23 10:35:19 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I can't stand Asian chicks, they always sound like they're being raped during sex and while that's fine every now and then I know its really not real rape since there's no tears.


Those wet things that are on the pillow after you take it off her face are "tears".
 
2013-07-23 10:37:13 AM
KimNorth: Those wet things that are on the pillow after you take it off her face are "tears".

They have to be hers for it to seem real
 
2013-07-23 10:38:49 AM
Dear Prudence, I believe in live and let live and my husband/friend/parent is a totally great person but with one flaw whereby they are trying to force some behavior upon me. I lack the spine to be assertive about this, did not think to seek counseling, and would never consider breaking things off with this person. What should I do?

Prudie: Be assertive about it. Think about getting some counseling. And this might be a sign the relationship is over.
 
2013-07-23 10:51:39 AM
From the sound of your letter your husband is not Asian, an asshole so it's a bit of a shock . . .

better more truthier
 
2013-07-23 11:01:48 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I can't stand Asian chicks, they always sound like they're being raped during sex


That's a bad thing?

know its really not real rape since there's no tears

Then you obviously arn't bringing her the monster cock.
 
2013-07-23 11:03:07 AM
files.doobybrain.com
 
2013-07-23 11:06:37 AM

MadSkillz: I wonder if the Asian eyeshape comes from an evolutionary response to high winds.


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thatslikewhoa.com
img.gawkerassets.com

Seeing as that's how they conducted warfare back then, probably so.
 
2013-07-23 11:07:57 AM

Super_pope: I love the one where she doesn't like her boyfriend talking with her best friend about her because it was nice when she didn't have an opinion before and would just listen.

What that really means is it was nice to be able to shiat all over him to someone who wasn't getting anything but the most cherry-picked parts of the story to make him look like a gigantic asshole.  Basically it was nice to have someone she could lie to about her problems who would then confirm her biases and parrot her own crap back to her.


That's what I took away from that as well.  Plus, you know he's giving the best friend the cawk.
 
2013-07-23 11:15:52 AM
Holy sensitive woman!  He's trying to convince you to have it done because it is freaking AWESOME after years of wearing glasses to finally be able to wear sunglasses that actually fit and don't weigh 8 pounds, to be able to walk from cold air to warm air without instantly going blind, to be able to wear a ski mask/scuba goggles/helmet/etc without breaking your nose or fogging them up.  I could keep going, but I see your are falling asleep - ok, or not.

LASIK is the best single investment, outside of my house, that I have ever made.
 
2013-07-23 11:37:14 AM

apt311: Holy sensitive woman!  He's trying to convince you to have it done because it is freaking AWESOME after years of wearing glasses to finally be able to wear sunglasses that actually fit and don't weigh 8 pounds, to be able to walk from cold air to warm air without instantly going blind, to be able to wear a ski mask/scuba goggles/helmet/etc without breaking your nose or fogging them up.  I could keep going, but I see your are falling asleep - ok, or not.

LASIK is the best single investment, outside of my house, that I have ever made.


But he couldn't have been trying to convince her of that. Obviously he is just a racist piece of crap, that's the only possible explanation.
 
2013-07-23 11:46:33 AM

MythDragon: MadSkillz: I wonder if the Asian eyeshape comes from an evolutionary response to high winds.





Seeing as that's how they conducted warfare back then, probably so.


There are some gems in this thread. Is the dude in the middle farting out a cat?
 
2013-07-23 11:51:19 AM

Super_pope: I love the one where she doesn't like her boyfriend talking with her best friend about her because it was nice when she didn't have an opinion before and would just listen.

What that really means is it was nice to be able to shiat all over him to someone who wasn't getting anything but the most cherry-picked parts of the story to make him look like a gigantic asshole.  Basically it was nice to have someone she could lie to about her problems who would then confirm her biases and parrot her own crap back to her.


Like duh! That is why it is HER "best friend". He should get his own best friend the loser that is what you do.....Girls know bullshiat when we hear it we just understand the concept of letting off verbal steam and frustration and he has taken that from her, the jerk!
 
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