eyemarten: I think I'm turning Japanese/I really think so
Princess Ryans Knickers: Dump him for a latino man. They are the best at love, in bed, and have the biggest dicks. Plus, they won't cheat on you or leave you soon as you get pregnant like a black man will.
IdBeCrazyIf: I can't stand Asian chicks, they always sound like they're being raped during sex
genner: Sounds like he's been watching too much anime.[i.imgur.com image 800x600]
vudukungfu: wait till he sees her hoo hoo
Nana's Vibrator: ugh small eyes, overly subservient or tolerant, high pitched voice, small breasts. Just worthless. Just open the door and let her out. Ignore the scratching.
elgrancerdo: Nana's Vibrator: ugh small eyes, overly subservient or tolerant, high pitched voice, small breasts. Just worthless. Just open the door and let her out. Ignore the scratching.2/10You should have waited to say "subservient" to later on the commnent.
IdBeCrazyIf: I can't stand Asian chicks, they always sound like they're being raped during sex and while that's fine every now and then I know its really not real rape since there's no tears.
MadSkillz: I wonder if the Asian eyeshape comes from an evolutionary response to high winds.
Super_pope: I love the one where she doesn't like her boyfriend talking with her best friend about her because it was nice when she didn't have an opinion before and would just listen.What that really means is it was nice to be able to shiat all over him to someone who wasn't getting anything but the most cherry-picked parts of the story to make him look like a gigantic asshole. Basically it was nice to have someone she could lie to about her problems who would then confirm her biases and parrot her own crap back to her.
apt311: Holy sensitive woman! He's trying to convince you to have it done because it is freaking AWESOME after years of wearing glasses to finally be able to wear sunglasses that actually fit and don't weigh 8 pounds, to be able to walk from cold air to warm air without instantly going blind, to be able to wear a ski mask/scuba goggles/helmet/etc without breaking your nose or fogging them up. I could keep going, but I see your are falling asleep - ok, or not.LASIK is the best single investment, outside of my house, that I have ever made.
MythDragon: MadSkillz: I wonder if the Asian eyeshape comes from an evolutionary response to high winds.Seeing as that's how they conducted warfare back then, probably so.
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