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2013-07-23 12:50:25 PM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 12:53:17 PM  

Abuse Liability: HatMadeOfAss: I have nothing comical or snarky to add about Subby and/or his mom.  So I will just say, good on you Japan.  A society working together as it should.

/Needed more tentacles though

Is this enough?


You win one internets.
 
2013-07-23 12:54:34 PM  

TheMysticS: Abuse Liability: HatMadeOfAss: I have nothing comical or snarky to add about Subby and/or his mom.  So I will just say, good on you Japan.  A society working together as it should.

/Needed more tentacles though

Is this enough?

You win one internets.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-23 12:57:14 PM  
You parents sell you to Paris Hilton.

/im sorry i thought it was funny and did the LAUGHTER OL the three times i have seen it
 
2013-07-23 01:48:21 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: Two days older and deeper in debt?


that was my guess
 
2013-07-23 01:52:05 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: However, in the U S:

Rail service halted after women becomes trapped
Rail service in Chicago ground to a halt after a woman became trapped between the platform and the car. She remained there until the Fire Department, Metra Officials, Union Pacific Technicians, That Guy Carl and Mayor Not Daley surveyed the scene and offered suggestions.

"We had to shut down the whole system," says a Metra spokesman. "Everything had to stop until this poor woman was extracted. Metra, Amtrak, the El. Everything stopped."

Hindering recovery efforts were 4000 lawyers who all wanted to take her case. They were driven off by having ambulances roll by the scene with their sirens going.

The woman, who was allegedly drunk, stoned on marijuana and overdosing on Goof Balls slipped between the station platform and the rail car. "She was on her way to detox and church when the event happened," claims attorney Leach Sharkstien. "The city, the railroad, Metra are all complicit in this travesty. "No amount of money will ease her trauma but we're gonna see that she gets a lot of it anyways."


What is the sound of 200 Chicagoans following officials' orders to help lift a train off a trapped passenger?   Sadly, a 200-person acapella of "Ow, my back!"
 
2013-07-23 02:11:52 PM  

Madbassist1: [images.tvrage.com image 320x240]

APPROVES

/obscure?
//Nah

PBS had a special about television production that was a documentary about this specific episode. From writing to filming to watching and checking the overnight ratings. Great insight to a great show.
 
2013-07-23 02:23:40 PM  
Subby's mom, flour, and a little bit wet.

Left righty left right, ah left right left right,

left righty left right , ah left righty left right, cho left right.
 
2013-07-23 02:40:42 PM  
Now I've got "All Together Now" by the Beatles running through my head.
 
2013-07-23 02:47:08 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: However, in the U S:
Rail service halted after women becomes trapped
Rail service in Chicago ground to a halt after a woman became trapped between the platform and the car...


I know this is satire because good luck finding a Chicagoan thin enough to fall between the platform and the car.

/okay, could have been an Ethiopian tourist I suppose
 
2013-07-23 03:14:29 PM  

Guadior42: Marcintosh: I Like Shiny Things: Not news. Japanese crowds always push like this.

Or is that Chinese people?  Pretty much the same thing anyway.

oh wow just wow

You American?  Or French?
Pretty much the same thing anyway . . .
See?
[i113.photobucket.com image 378x324]


lighten up Francis.jpg    8-D

nytmare: Marcintosh: I Like Shiny Things: Not news. Japanese crowds always push like this.

Or is that Chinese people?  Pretty much the same thing anyway.

oh wow just wow


You American?  Or French?
Pretty much the same thing anyway . . .
See?

American? Or Canadian?


See? See?  I told you but no, you hadda make a funny and now it's goin' down the toilet.  Well, fine.

i1.wp.com

and I'm out
 
2013-07-23 03:43:25 PM  
HatMadeOfAss:
/Needed more tentacles though

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 03:55:36 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: Two days older and deeper in debt?


+1 internets for you and subby

/ Sometimes the obvious is all anyone needs.
 
2013-07-23 05:26:06 PM  

Marcintosh: I Like Shiny Things: Not news. Japanese crowds always push like this.

Or is that Chinese people?  Pretty much the same thing anyway.

oh wow just wow

You American?  Or French?
Pretty much the same thing anyway . . .
See?


Yes, I do see. I associate Americans and French people as being white.

What was your point again?
 
2013-07-23 08:41:34 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: Marcintosh: I Like Shiny Things: Not news. Japanese crowds always push like this.

Or is that Chinese people?  Pretty much the same thing anyway.

oh wow just wow

You American?  Or French?
Pretty much the same thing anyway . . .
See?

Yes, I do see. I associate Americans and French people as being white.

What was your point again?


*Groan*
No NO NO you got me all wrong son
www.readjunk.com
 
dh2
2013-07-24 01:14:37 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: [www.humorlinks.com image 360x254][www.humorlinks.com image 360x254]

pic is borrowed twice


Came for this, leaving happy.

Came for this, leaving happy.
 
2013-07-24 01:47:36 AM  

stonelotus:


Now that made me laugh!
 
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