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(Huffington Post)   A pack of vicious dogs attack man nearly dismembering him. Bystanders are unable to help and can only film the horrific incident. Here is the footage (Not safe for work)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 21
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16971 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2013 at 7:33 AM (52 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-23 07:35:43 AM
7 votes:
Jesus, that video filled me with terrier.
2013-07-23 07:18:29 AM
5 votes:
-zip- sigh. The shiat I put up with..
2013-07-23 09:07:52 AM
4 votes:
The pups chomped onto his slacks
thinking his trousers were snacks
If he wore a skirt
he'd be awfully hurt
when they bite down on his sacks.
2013-07-23 07:38:54 AM
3 votes:
WTF?! I just woke up and apparently Fark has turned into a gore porn site over night.

Green?!

/not clickin' that
2013-07-23 12:45:27 AM
3 votes:
THREAD REPORTED. Welcome to ban land SUBBY

/god that was horrible...
2013-07-23 10:05:33 AM
2 votes:
I was murdered and torn apart by wild dogs last year, so I am really getting a kick outta these responses.
2013-07-23 08:02:41 AM
2 votes:
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He was delicious.
2013-07-23 07:48:37 AM
2 votes:

here to help: WTF?! I just woke up and apparently Fark has turned into a gore porn site over night.

Green?!

/not clickin' that


Here's an edited SFW version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yqAaejuRn8
2013-07-23 10:51:08 AM
1 votes:

steamingpile: How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.


Absolutely. And you don't need to penetrate them when you mount them, but you should be naked, or nearly so, so the dog can smell your pheramones from your sex organs. Much of canine anxiety comes from new and different settings where they don't know the hierarchy. As pack animals, dogs depend on this information to know their role. Imagine showing up at a new job with an established hierarchy of labor and several layers of management but you don't know what your position is in the company. What are you supposed to do? Who to you take orders from? Who to you direct? Very stressful, huh? Same with a dog. They're social creatures but in the wild, they stay WITHIN their packs, rarely interacting with individuals from different packs. You need to show your animal where he fits in your pack.

That's where your scent becomes so important. Between our visual orientation and our centuries of perfume and bathing, we barely notice our own scents, but it's a powerful identifier for your dog. Placing your bare genitals, particularly if you have had all day to walk around and have some perspiration, will imprint your scent on the animal and that, paired with the mounting, will assure the animal of its place in the pack hierarchy and alleviate that stress.
2013-07-23 10:41:16 AM
1 votes:

Spanky McStupid: "Trolling subby" or not, I ain't clicking that link.   (But I will post a little brain bleach ...)

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You're welcome.


What a lovely young woman. What did she look like before the Photoshopping? I think we would find her even more attractive in her natural state.
2013-07-23 09:37:59 AM
1 votes:

steamingpile: How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.


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2013-07-23 09:19:35 AM
1 votes:
The video right after is of a vicious ax attack
2013-07-23 09:10:35 AM
1 votes:

bob_ross: THREAD REPORTED.


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2013-07-23 09:08:59 AM
1 votes:
Here's another vicious animal attack caught on camera from one of my favorite blogs.  Warning, graphic:

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2013-07-23 08:35:45 AM
1 votes:
Filming is the new praying:  how to do nothing and still think you're helping.
2013-07-23 07:55:08 AM
1 votes:

HindiDiscoMonster: lol... you are soo easy...

"(favorite: poor widdle inflamed boo boo)" in pink of course.
take care, have a good one... i gotta go for about 4 hrs.


And I have you mentally Farkied as "Fat, annoying dullard and proud of it". See ya around, bumbledick.
2013-07-23 07:50:27 AM
1 votes:

hiker9999: FullMetalPanda: See...  If George Zimmerman was there, he would have put down those dogs instead of watching.

Odd.  If Michael Vick had been there....


Think about it... Why would Vick stop it?  He would be putting down money on them.

would have whipped out a shotgun loaded with skittle shots and blasted all the dogs into rainbow heaven then poured a 40 oz ice tea on their dead corpses.
2013-07-23 07:47:45 AM
1 votes:

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you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.
2013-07-23 07:35:12 AM
1 votes:
See...  If George Zimmerman was there, he would have put down those dogs instead of watching.
2013-07-23 01:40:08 AM
1 votes:
Even after they were done with him they kept fighting over the shoe his discarded as he tried to escape, what vicious beasts.
2013-07-23 12:50:36 AM
1 votes:
Burgundy: A La Jolla man clings to life after bring attacked by a pack of vicious dogs in an abandoned pool.
 
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