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(Huffington Post)   A pack of vicious dogs attack man nearly dismembering him. Bystanders are unable to help and can only film the horrific incident. Here is the footage (Not safe for work)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 156
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2013-07-23 12:45:27 AM
THREAD REPORTED. Welcome to ban land SUBBY

/god that was horrible...
 
2013-07-23 12:47:36 AM
They just wouldn't let go. How awful!
 
2013-07-23 12:50:36 AM
Burgundy: A La Jolla man clings to life after bring attacked by a pack of vicious dogs in an abandoned pool.
 
2013-07-23 12:50:54 AM
I've got tears coming out of my eyes.  I can't unsee the part where he was frantically trying to dislodge their grip.
 
2013-07-23 01:40:08 AM
Even after they were done with him they kept fighting over the shoe his discarded as he tried to escape, what vicious beasts.
 
2013-07-23 02:43:15 AM
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS!?
 
2013-07-23 03:20:54 AM
the outright viciousness of the attack coupled with the sheer determination of those wild animals...
 
2013-07-23 06:18:37 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-23 07:18:29 AM
-zip- sigh. The shiat I put up with..
 
2013-07-23 07:35:12 AM
See...  If George Zimmerman was there, he would have put down those dogs instead of watching.
 
2013-07-23 07:35:43 AM
Jesus, that video filled me with terrier.
 
2013-07-23 07:35:53 AM

bob_ross: THREAD REPORTED. Welcome to ban land SUBBY

/god that was horrible...


quiet you!!! you're dead.

/not subby
 
2013-07-23 07:36:02 AM
I think those are actually dobermans, not terriers...
 
2013-07-23 07:38:21 AM
picture of what subby may look like:

www.allmystery.de
/got me too...
 
2013-07-23 07:38:54 AM
WTF?! I just woke up and apparently Fark has turned into a gore porn site over night.

Green?!

/not clickin' that
 
2013-07-23 07:42:09 AM

here to help: WTF?! I just woke up and apparently Fark has turned into a gore porn site over night.

Green?!

/not clickin' that


turned into?

also... and you just had to come in to let us all know you were too afraid to click. well

bye. :)
 
2013-07-23 07:42:41 AM
RIP Terriers. That year was just terrible for good tv.
 
2013-07-23 07:43:13 AM
Yeah, I'll pass on watching that, but thanks.
 
2013-07-23 07:45:50 AM

Eve L. Koont: Yeah, I'll pass on watching that, but thanks.


Would a smokin' hot onlooker change your mind?
 
2013-07-23 07:45:54 AM
Really, subby, really?

You couldn't make a Ricky Bobby reference?
 
2013-07-23 07:45:59 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 07:47:35 AM

FullMetalPanda: See...  If George Zimmerman was there, he would have put down those dogs instead of watching.


Odd.  If Michael Vick had been there....
 
2013-07-23 07:47:45 AM

BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]


you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.
 
2013-07-23 07:48:37 AM

here to help: WTF?! I just woke up and apparently Fark has turned into a gore porn site over night.

Green?!

/not clickin' that


Here's an edited SFW version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yqAaejuRn8
 
2013-07-23 07:50:07 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: here to help: WTF?! I just woke up and apparently Fark has turned into a gore porn site over night.

Green?!

/not clickin' that

turned into?

also... and you just had to come in to let us all know you were too afraid to click. well

bye. :)


Oh, look. It's this guy again.

Go be fat and annoying somewhere else.

====================================

And after my morning poop and reading some more comments I realized it was probably a joke.

Got me, subby.
 
2013-07-23 07:50:27 AM

hiker9999: FullMetalPanda: See...  If George Zimmerman was there, he would have put down those dogs instead of watching.

Odd.  If Michael Vick had been there....


Think about it... Why would Vick stop it?  He would be putting down money on them.

would have whipped out a shotgun loaded with skittle shots and blasted all the dogs into rainbow heaven then poured a 40 oz ice tea on their dead corpses.
 
2013-07-23 07:50:52 AM
I hadn't even had breakfast, thankfully.
THAT. was. disturbing, sickmitter.
 
2013-07-23 07:51:36 AM

bob_ross: THREAD REPORTED. Welcome to ban land SUBBY

/god that was horrible...


...you know how I know you play League of Legends?
 
2013-07-23 07:51:51 AM

here to help: HindiDiscoMonster: here to help: WTF?! I just woke up and apparently Fark has turned into a gore porn site over night.

Green?!

/not clickin' that

turned into?

also... and you just had to come in to let us all know you were too afraid to click. well

bye. :)

Oh, look. It's this guy again.

Go be fat and annoying somewhere else.

====================================

And after my morning poop and reading some more comments I realized it was probably a joke.

Got me, subby.


lol... you are soo easy...

"(favorite: poor widdle inflamed boo boo)" in pink of course.
take care, have a good one... i gotta go for about 4 hrs.
 
2013-07-23 07:53:40 AM
This is cute when they are small, but this is also how you train dogs to become violent. You teach them that it is okay to attack and you let them keep attacking until they are worn out.

It's cute until they bite and injure someone and have to be put down.

goddammit so much.
 
2013-07-23 07:55:08 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: lol... you are soo easy...

"(favorite: poor widdle inflamed boo boo)" in pink of course.
take care, have a good one... i gotta go for about 4 hrs.


And I have you mentally Farkied as "Fat, annoying dullard and proud of it". See ya around, bumbledick.
 
2013-07-23 07:56:45 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: here to help: HindiDiscoMonster: here to help: WTF?! I just woke up and apparently Fark has turned into a gore porn site over night.

Green?!

/not clickin' that

turned into?

also... and you just had to come in to let us all know you were too afraid to click. well

bye. :)

Oh, look. It's this guy again.

Go be fat and annoying somewhere else.

====================================

And after my morning poop and reading some more comments I realized it was probably a joke.

Got me, subby.

lol... you are soo easy...

"(favorite: poor widdle inflamed boo boo)" in pink of course.
take care, have a good one... i gotta go for about 4 hrs.


Gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, eh?
 
2013-07-23 07:56:53 AM
In other news, stupid people are completely unable to tell the difference between a terrier and a Doberman.

You wouldn't want them doing that to you in about six months from now.
 
2013-07-23 08:00:52 AM

bob_ross: THREAD REPORTED. Welcome to ban land SUBBY

/god that was horrible...


News about Gerald Ford is never good.
 
2013-07-23 08:01:19 AM
What completely untrained puppies may look like.
 
2013-07-23 08:02:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This is cute when they are small, but this is also how you train dogs to become violent. You teach them that it is okay to attack and you let them keep attacking until they are worn out.

It's cute until they bite and injure someone and have to be put down.

goddammit so much.


nickerj1: What completely untrained puppies may look like.


Oh for the love of God you two
 
2013-07-23 08:02:41 AM
www.danacarvey.net

He was delicious.
 
2013-07-23 08:03:11 AM
Well, at least it wasn't Anne Hathaway side-boob!  That's an instaban!
 
2013-07-23 08:03:24 AM

Fano: bob_ross: THREAD REPORTED. Welcome to ban land SUBBY

/god that was horrible...

News about Gerald Ford is never good.


That is what I get for looking for a picture...
 
2013-07-23 08:06:58 AM

Burr: Fano: bob_ross: THREAD REPORTED. Welcome to ban land SUBBY

/god that was horrible...

News about Gerald Ford is never good.

That is what I get for looking for a picture...


To be fair to you, though, posts with pictures have a higher likelihood of being read.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 08:07:53 AM

hardinparamedic: -zip- sigh. The shiat I put up with..


Well played sir, well played
 
2013-07-23 08:09:57 AM
Not quite what I would expect out of a brood of Golden Retrievers. Oh, they're not Goldens?
 
2013-07-23 08:10:39 AM
Nice troll, subby.

Got lots of people with that one.
 
2013-07-23 08:13:14 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.


The other half of the joke isn't a talking vulture. It's the presumed knowledge of the photo's backstory.
 
2013-07-23 08:20:56 AM
That's just farked up. Poor guy.
 
2013-07-23 08:22:41 AM
Is there ANY reason I should click that link?  Can anyone convince me it's a good idea?
 
2013-07-23 08:23:26 AM
When did gorgor get the ability to submit links straight to green?

/I came away a little disappointed actually.
 
2013-07-23 08:23:34 AM

BMFPitt: HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.

The other half of the joke isn't a talking vulture. It's the presumed knowledge of the photo's backstory.


Especially since the child's parents were nearby and the picture was taken near a UN food dump.  The kid was alone while his parents got their boxes of aid and Carter thought the picture looked cool.
 
2013-07-23 08:23:52 AM
I'm scarred for life.
 
2013-07-23 08:25:55 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Burr: Fano: bob_ross: THREAD REPORTED. Welcome to ban land SUBBY

/god that was horrible...

News about Gerald Ford is never good.

That is what I get for looking for a picture...

To be fair to you, though, posts with pictures have a higher likelihood of being read.


True that. In this case i had a chance to scroll through the the thread on mobile wondering why everyone was too young to go directly to that reference. for me the thread only becomes pic only when there are more than a hundred comments i haven't seen.
 
2013-07-23 08:26:25 AM
i1.ytimg.com

We like to have a lot of laughs on the track, but today we're here to talk to you about something serious: Packs of wild dogs that control most major cities in North America. If you see a dog, don't call the authorities; approach it and lie down.
 
2013-07-23 08:27:34 AM

BMFPitt: HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.

The other half of the joke isn't a talking vulture. It's the presumed knowledge of the photo's backstory.


If that's a joke, it's an awful one. Just saying.
 
2013-07-23 08:29:32 AM
Oh the humanity!
 
2013-07-23 08:30:59 AM

lordluzr: Is there ANY reason I should click that link?  Can anyone convince me it's a good idea?


You'll have a much better understanding of what NOT to do when attacked by vicious dogs.
 
2013-07-23 08:35:45 AM
Filming is the new praying:  how to do nothing and still think you're helping.
 
2013-07-23 08:38:55 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: When did gorgor get the ability to submit links straight to green?

/I came away a little disappointed actually.


Gorgor? Jesus! I'd completely forgotten about that guy. This was his kinda thread.
 
2013-07-23 08:40:12 AM

Bravo Two: I think those are actually dobermans, not terriers...


I was going to ask someone what kind they are. A Doberman is too large for my place.

/wants a smallish dog.
 
2013-07-23 08:42:47 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: If that's a joke, it's an awful one. Just saying.


The photographer committed suicide.
 
2013-07-23 08:43:03 AM
That one sure has a pack leader mentality the way it shrugged off all attempts to dislodge itself
 
2013-07-23 08:51:26 AM

Sargun: BMFPitt: HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.

The other half of the joke isn't a talking vulture. It's the presumed knowledge of the photo's backstory.

Especially since the child's parents were nearby and the picture was taken near a UN food dump.  The kid was alone while his parents got their boxes of aid and Carter thought the picture looked cool.


I did research on that pic when I first saw it years ago, it horrified me so much. What I dug up at the time was that the child was on a road to the UN food camp, and was alone (though the road wasn't deserted). The food camp was not within visible distance (but was within a mile IIRC), and he did not follow up on whether or not the child made it to the camp, or survived. He later felt really shiatty about this, his life went downhill after the picture and controversy with it and he eventually committed suicide. I think Snopes has something on it too, but not sure.

Regardless, that picture haunts the fark out of me.

/not clicking on the dogs video. I don't need to see it.
 
2013-07-23 08:55:32 AM

Lady Indica: Sargun: BMFPitt: HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.

The other half of the joke isn't a talking vulture. It's the presumed knowledge of the photo's backstory.

Especially since the child's parents were nearby and the picture was taken near a UN food dump.  The kid was alone while his parents got their boxes of aid and Carter thought the picture looked cool.

I did research on that pic when I first saw it years ago, it horrified me so much. What I dug up at the time was that the child was on a road to the UN food camp, and was alone (though the road wasn't deserted). The food camp was not within visible distance (but was within a mile IIRC), and he did not follow up on whether or not the child made it to the camp, or survived. He later felt really shiatty about this, his life went downhill after the picture and controversy with it and he eventually committed suicide. I think Snopes has something on it too, but not sure.

Regardless, that picture haunts the fark out of me.

/not clicking on the dogs video. I don't need to see it.


We dun got trolled, it's safe to watch.
 
2013-07-23 08:57:48 AM

strangeluck: Lady Indica: Sargun: BMFPitt: HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.

The other half of the joke isn't a talking vulture. It's the presumed knowledge of the photo's backstory.

Especially since the child's parents were nearby and the picture was taken near a UN food dump.  The kid was alone while his parents got their boxes of aid and Carter thought the picture looked cool.

I did research on that pic when I first saw it years ago, it horrified me so much. What I dug up at the time was that the child was on a road to the UN food camp, and was alone (though the road wasn't deserted). The food camp was not within visible distance (but was within a mile IIRC), and he did not follow up on whether or not the child made it to the camp, or survived. He later felt really shiatty about this, his life went downhill after the picture and controversy with it and he eventually committed suicide. I think Snopes has something on it too, but not sure.

Regardless, that picture haunts the fark out of me.

/not clicking on the dogs video. I don't need to see it.

We dun got trolled, it's safe to watch.


It's on Huffington Post, I don't think they usually put up snuff films :)
 
2013-07-23 08:58:40 AM
Those dogs should be euthanized..
 
2013-07-23 09:03:11 AM
Yeah.. I'm going to pass. But thanks anyway.
 
2013-07-23 09:05:00 AM
What terrifies me is the thought of being gang-mauled by a pack of Italian Greyhounds...do a GIS if you want to have the jebus scared out of you. Those things make a Rotty look as vicious as a butterfly...

/was nearly licked to death by an IG the other day
 
2013-07-23 09:05:37 AM

Whiskey Pete: Bravo Two: I think those are actually dobermans, not terriers...

I was going to ask someone what kind they are. A Doberman is too large for my place.

/wants a smallish dog.


Mini doberman
 
2013-07-23 09:07:10 AM

Sargun: Especially since the child's parents were nearby and the picture was taken near a UN food dump. The kid was alone while his parents got their boxes of aid and Carter thought the picture looked cool.


Yep.  Food was nearby, and everything was hunky-dory.  Then they all got into their Range Rover, and drove back to sit poolside.

The kid might not have starved to death then and there, but he was sure as hell malnurished and living in squalor; he and millions of others.  Oh, Carter was President at the time it was taken?  Well then, fark the kid, the picture has no emotional impact, right?
 
2013-07-23 09:07:52 AM
The pups chomped onto his slacks
thinking his trousers were snacks
If he wore a skirt
he'd be awfully hurt
when they bite down on his sacks.
 
2013-07-23 09:07:58 AM

octopied: Mini doberman


Thanks. I'll look into them.
 
2013-07-23 09:07:58 AM

Maus III: What terrifies me is the thought of being gang-mauled by a pack of Italian Greyhounds...do a GIS if you want to have the jebus scared out of you. Those things make a Rotty look as vicious as a butterfly...

/was nearly licked to death by an IG the other day


What you're not telling anyone was you were naked and covered in peanut butter.
 
2013-07-23 09:08:59 AM
Here's another vicious animal attack caught on camera from one of my favorite blogs.  Warning, graphic:

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2013-07-23 09:10:07 AM
Sometimes you have to consider whether you should be filming or acting. Think to yourself, as I often do, WWGZD?
 
2013-07-23 09:10:35 AM

bob_ross: THREAD REPORTED.


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i101.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 09:10:56 AM

Bravo Two: I think those are actually dobermans, not terriers...


Yeah look like a mix though, they're a little too thick for Doberman's, had a Rottweiler/Weimaraner mix that looked just like a Rotty but was just a tad skinnier than others of that breed.
 
2013-07-23 09:12:10 AM

lordluzr: Is there ANY reason I should click that link?  Can anyone convince me it's a good idea?


Cause its basically what TF is like, sarcasm thinking its funny.
 
2013-07-23 09:13:09 AM

Glitchwerks: Here's another vicious animal attack caught on camera from one of my favorite blogs.  Warning, graphic:

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DAWW!
 
2013-07-23 09:14:41 AM

Whiskey Pete: octopied: Mini doberman

Thanks. I'll look into them.


Don't get a farking breed.

Go to the local animal shelter/control/pound.

Preferably a 'kill shelter', where they get city funds and have to kill animals after 2-3 weeks. Adopt something that is not a puppy but will fit your lifestyle and such.

Note: the 'breeds' especially the minis have nasty health problems due to shiatty inbreeding, and promote puppy pounds. There are thousands of dogs out there looking for a good home.

Many will be past the puppy stage and may even be house trained. Just get a mutt. They are smart, loving, and don't express the health problems of bred dogs.
 
2013-07-23 09:19:35 AM
The video right after is of a vicious ax attack
 
2013-07-23 09:20:52 AM

manimal2878: Jesus, that video filled me with terrier.


The sound, I can't forget that buzzsaw sound...it's like a 1/24th model of "Death Car 2000".
 
2013-07-23 09:21:17 AM

Whiskey Pete: octopied: Mini doberman

Thanks. I'll look into them.


You can get a Boston terrier as well or a French bulldog, mini Doberman's always seemed too skittish to me at least the ones I have seen.
 
2013-07-23 09:22:42 AM

kroonermanblack: Whiskey Pete: octopied: Mini doberman

Thanks. I'll look into them.

Don't get a farking breed.

Go to the local animal shelter/control/pound.

Preferably a 'kill shelter', where they get city funds and have to kill animals after 2-3 weeks. Adopt something that is not a puppy but will fit your lifestyle and such.

Note: the 'breeds' especially the minis have nasty health problems due to shiatty inbreeding, and promote puppy pounds. There are thousands of dogs out there looking for a good home.

Many will be past the puppy stage and may even be house trained. Just get a mutt. They are smart, loving, and don't express the health problems of bred dogs.


I intercepted a purebred chocolate lab that was hound pound bound. Best choice I ever made. I like him more than I like most people. I also work in a rehabilitation type correctional facility. One of the jobs we have is at the local animal shelter. I am there three to five days a week to drop off a work crew. Lots and lots of great dogs that need a home. I fall in love every day.
 
2013-07-23 09:23:00 AM

Glitchwerks: Here's another vicious animal attack caught on camera from one of my favorite blogs.  Warning, graphic:


[Insert "otterly adorable" pun here]
 
2013-07-23 09:25:02 AM

kroonermanblack: Whiskey Pete: octopied: Mini doberman

Thanks. I'll look into them.

Don't get a farking breed.

Go to the local animal shelter/control/pound.

Preferably a 'kill shelter', where they get city funds and have to kill animals after 2-3 weeks. Adopt something that is not a puppy but will fit your lifestyle and such.

Note: the 'breeds' especially the minis have nasty health problems due to shiatty inbreeding, and promote puppy pounds. There are thousands of dogs out there looking for a good home.

Many will be past the puppy stage and may even be house trained. Just get a mutt. They are smart, loving, and don't express the health problems of bred dogs.


Yeah if you have a kill shelter then try and find one there, always felt sad doing networks in there and leaving dogs. Make sure you get one fairly young, don't need a headache someone dumped off.

Most breeds are fine as long as you know you're breeder and they aren't puppy mills.
 
2013-07-23 09:26:19 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-23 09:26:41 AM
They should just euthanize the lot of them. Pit Bulls too. And Poodles. And Dobermans. and Rottweilers and Chow Chows and Chihuahuas and Shih Tzus. Ban em all.
 
2013-07-23 09:27:37 AM
"Trolling subby" or not, I ain't clicking that link.   (But I will post a little brain bleach ...)

knuckledraggin.com

You're welcome.
 
2013-07-23 09:28:26 AM

steamingpile: Yeah if you have a kill shelter then try and find one there, always felt sad doing networks in there and leaving dogs. Make sure you get one fairly young, don't need a headache someone dumped off.


Like my dad's dog, whose original owner apparently beat her with a fishing rod.

Yeah, dad, don't think that's working.  Pretty sure the dog doesn't speak conversational English.  Just get her to stop growling and snapping at me, would ya?

/Last cat was a stray.
//Would never go to a pet mill.
 
2013-07-23 09:32:34 AM
Was the man formerly handing out socialist media before getting a winning lotto ticket?

/ Not obscure?
 
2013-07-23 09:33:30 AM

Spanky McStupid: You're welcome.


I don't know who that is, but DAYUM.
 
2013-07-23 09:33:53 AM

Lady Indica: Sargun: BMFPitt: HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.

The other half of the joke isn't a talking vulture. It's the presumed knowledge of the photo's backstory.

Especially since the child's parents were nearby and the picture was taken near a UN food dump.  The kid was alone while his parents got their boxes of aid and Carter thought the picture looked cool.

I did research on that pic when I first saw it years ago, it horrified me so much. What I dug up at the time was that the child was on a road to the UN food camp, and was alone (though the road wasn't deserted). The food camp was not within visible distance (but was within a mile IIRC), and he did not follow up on whether or not the child made it to the camp, or survived. He later felt really shiatty about this, his life went downhill after the picture and controversy with it and he eventually committed suicide. I think Snopes has something on it too, but not sure.

Regardless, that picture haunts the fark out of me.

/not clicking on the dogs video. I don't need to see it.



i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 09:35:09 AM

born_yesterday: steamingpile: Yeah if you have a kill shelter then try and find one there, always felt sad doing networks in there and leaving dogs. Make sure you get one fairly young, don't need a headache someone dumped off.

Like my dad's dog, whose original owner apparently beat her with a fishing rod.

Yeah, dad, don't think that's working.  Pretty sure the dog doesn't speak conversational English.  Just get her to stop growling and snapping at me, would ya?

/Last cat was a stray.
//Would never go to a pet mill.


How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.
 
2013-07-23 09:37:59 AM

steamingpile: How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.


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2013-07-23 09:45:09 AM

The Crepes of Wrath: Spanky McStupid: You're welcome.

I don't know who that is, but DAYUM.


I concur with this sentiment.

One in a billion photo, too - tineye couldn't tell me anything about it.
 
2013-07-23 09:45:41 AM
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What a vicious dog might look like ^
 
2013-07-23 09:49:47 AM
Those dogs really liked that stinky shoe.
 
2013-07-23 09:51:04 AM

steamingpile: Whiskey Pete: octopied: Mini doberman

Thanks. I'll look into them.

You can get a Boston terrier as well or a French bulldog, mini Doberman's always seemed too skittish to me at least the ones I have seen.


Love Boston Terriers, but fyi, they will chew the fark out of everything.  They'll go through a rawhide ear in about 2 minutes flat.
 
2013-07-23 09:59:15 AM

Glitchwerks: Here's another vicious animal attack caught on camera from one of my favorite blogs.  Warning, graphic:

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Are...are those river otters? Is that as awesomely fun as it looks?
 
2013-07-23 10:00:18 AM

steamingpile: Whiskey Pete: octopied: Mini doberman

Thanks. I'll look into them.

You can get a Boston terrier as well or a French bulldog, mini Doberman's always seemed too skittish to me at least the ones I have seen.


My cousin has a French bulldog. Sweet dog, very smart.

I don't like small dogs. Once I can get my son completely over his fear of dogs (thanks to Granny's ignorant Pomeranian), I'll be looking for an Irish Setter.... although unfortunately my local pound and rescue place never seem to have them. Maybe Petfinder will find one fairly close. If not, just going for a mid-size brown mutt... or steal my bestie's Weimeraner.
 
2013-07-23 10:00:51 AM

ChipNASA: They should just euthanize the lot of them. Pit Bulls too. And Poodles. And Dobermans. and Rottweilers and Chow Chows and Chihuahuas and Shih Tzus. Ban em all.


you troll.

kroonermanblack: Whiskey Pete: octopied: Mini doberman

Thanks. I'll look into them.

Don't get a farking breed.

Go to the local animal shelter/control/pound.

Preferably a 'kill shelter', where they get city funds and have to kill animals after 2-3 weeks. Adopt something that is not a puppy but will fit your lifestyle and such.

Note: the 'breeds' especially the minis have nasty health problems due to shiatty inbreeding, and promote puppy pounds. There are thousands of dogs out there looking for a good home.

Many will be past the puppy stage and may even be house trained. Just get a mutt. They are smart, loving, and don't express the health problems of bred dogs.


And many are psychologically traumatized and will never acclimate to a household environment, play with children or other dogs.  You have to be extremely careful with rescues and 'pound puppies'.  I'm not against rescues, we have had two, but they can turn on you as fast as any vicious/attack breed.

Oh, and any dog, regardless of breed, is only as good as its owner.  Pits makes some of the best dogs in the world. I have one.
 
2013-07-23 10:02:18 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.


You know what would make that image really funny?  Nothing.
 
2013-07-23 10:05:33 AM
I was murdered and torn apart by wild dogs last year, so I am really getting a kick outta these responses.
 
2013-07-23 10:08:06 AM

rikkitikkitavi: ChipNASA: They should just euthanize the lot of them. Pit Bulls too. And Poodles. And Dobermans. and Rottweilers and Chow Chows and Chihuahuas and Shih Tzus. Ban em all.

you troll.


I have him favorited as "troll's troll"
This post is definitely not up to par. You're slipping, mate!
 
2013-07-23 10:08:24 AM

steamingpile: born_yesterday: steamingpile: Yeah if you have a kill shelter then try and find one there, always felt sad doing networks in there and leaving dogs. Make sure you get one fairly young, don't need a headache someone dumped off.

Like my dad's dog, whose original owner apparently beat her with a fishing rod.

Yeah, dad, don't think that's working.  Pretty sure the dog doesn't speak conversational English.  Just get her to stop growling and snapping at me, would ya?

/Last cat was a stray.
//Would never go to a pet mill.

How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.


NO.  DON'T DO THIS.  People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based).  Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit".  You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die.  This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm.  It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm.  You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear.  It's a bad idea.

The best way to handle this would be to have your dad talk to his vet or a good trainer (one who uses primarily non-punishment based methods) about desensitization exercises.  Without knowing the triggers or how severe the aggression is, I can't give very specific advice.  The dog needs to learn that visitors are okay and what appropriate behaviour is expected when they come around.  For some dogs this is as simple as having visitors ignore him and drop treats periodically without making eye contact or approaching him until he comes up to them willingly.  For others, you may need to have the owner restrain the dog and start with visitors outside, slowly working your way up to having them enter the house.
 
2013-07-23 10:09:19 AM
What an utterly horrible way to start my day. Thanks a lot subby...
 
2013-07-23 10:10:28 AM
Anyone have any experience with Plott hounds? I haven't heard of them, but our local rescue has two. They're cute!!! I kinda want.
 
2013-07-23 10:18:28 AM

lordluzr: Is there ANY reason I should click that link?  Can anyone convince me it's a good idea?


I did and I regret it, its hard to watch
 
2013-07-23 10:23:50 AM

Glitchwerks: Here's another vicious animal attack caught on camera from one of my favorite blogs.  Warning, graphic:

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2013-07-23 10:24:50 AM

Spanky McStupid: "Trolling subby" or not, I ain't clicking that link.   (But I will post a little brain bleach ...)

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You're welcome.


Nice. Got a link where interested people can find more?
 
2013-07-23 10:32:10 AM

Nurglitch: Spanky McStupid: "Trolling subby" or not, I ain't clicking that link.   (But I will post a little brain bleach ...)

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You're welcome.

Nice. Got a link where interested people can find more?


Here 'tis but be advised that it is a politically incorrect, right-wing, gun-toting website.   http://knuckledraggin.com/

Be sure to check out their "Good Morning Girl" pictures.
 
2013-07-23 10:32:33 AM
Puppy mills are so adorable. I wish everyone could have a puppy mill.
 
2013-07-23 10:35:01 AM

tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.


You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.
 
2013-07-23 10:38:43 AM
His mother's crying blood dust now.
 
2013-07-23 10:41:16 AM

Spanky McStupid: "Trolling subby" or not, I ain't clicking that link.   (But I will post a little brain bleach ...)

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You're welcome.


What a lovely young woman. What did she look like before the Photoshopping? I think we would find her even more attractive in her natural state.
 
2013-07-23 10:51:08 AM

steamingpile: How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.


Absolutely. And you don't need to penetrate them when you mount them, but you should be naked, or nearly so, so the dog can smell your pheramones from your sex organs. Much of canine anxiety comes from new and different settings where they don't know the hierarchy. As pack animals, dogs depend on this information to know their role. Imagine showing up at a new job with an established hierarchy of labor and several layers of management but you don't know what your position is in the company. What are you supposed to do? Who to you take orders from? Who to you direct? Very stressful, huh? Same with a dog. They're social creatures but in the wild, they stay WITHIN their packs, rarely interacting with individuals from different packs. You need to show your animal where he fits in your pack.

That's where your scent becomes so important. Between our visual orientation and our centuries of perfume and bathing, we barely notice our own scents, but it's a powerful identifier for your dog. Placing your bare genitals, particularly if you have had all day to walk around and have some perspiration, will imprint your scent on the animal and that, paired with the mounting, will assure the animal of its place in the pack hierarchy and alleviate that stress.
 
2013-07-23 10:58:51 AM
I clicked the link, against my better judgement... and now I just want to dive face first into a room full of puppies.
 
2013-07-23 11:03:39 AM

steamingpile: Whiskey Pete: octopied: Mini doberman

Thanks. I'll look into them.

You can get a Boston terrier as well or a French bulldog, mini Doberman's always seemed too skittish to me at least the ones I have seen.


Min pins are awesome, I had a mix, min pin and mini poodle. The only bad thing is min pins can have extreme separation anxiety apparently. Mine had the devotion (they're very close with their owners) but she never barked unless something was actually coming into the yard or house. Otherwise she was very well behaved, other than acting like a puppy her entire life.

I still miss her terribly. She was a great dog.
 
2013-07-23 11:04:51 AM

Spanky McStupid: "Trolling subby" or not, I ain't clicking that link.   (But I will post a little brain bleach ...)

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You're welcome.


You see the otter pics? The video is even cuter than that.
 
2013-07-23 11:09:59 AM

KatjaMouse: You see the otter pics? The video is even cuter than that.


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2013-07-23 11:23:09 AM

QueenMamaBee: Anyone have any experience with Plott hounds? I haven't heard of them, but our local rescue has two. They're cute!!! I kinda want.


They are generally very sweet. Careful offleash though since they tend to have a mind of their own and wander.
 
2013-07-23 11:26:23 AM

rikkitikkitavi: tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.

You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.


Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.
 
2013-07-23 11:34:57 AM

Whiskey Pete: Bravo Two: I think those are actually dobermans, not terriers...

I was going to ask someone what kind they are. A Doberman is too large for my place.

/wants a smallish dog.


dobies? aren't the legs too stocky? look more like black and tan jack russells to me
 
2013-07-23 11:36:27 AM

Lady Indica: I did research on that pic when I first saw it years ago, it horrified me so much. What I dug up at the time was that the child was on a road to the UN food camp, and was alone (though the road wasn't deserted). The food camp was not within visible distance (but was within a mile IIRC), and he did not follow up on whether or not the child made it to the camp, or survived. He later felt really shiatty about this, his life went downhill after the picture and controversy with it and he eventually committed suicide. I think Snopes has something on it too, but not sure.

Regardless, that picture haunts the fark out of me.


I did the same many years ago when I first saw it.  That alternative version by the Spanish(?) photographers is a new one to me and it looks linked to the Japanese book release which leads me to question its credibility.  In my opinion it is the single most devastating image ever taken.  It's a perpetual stomach punch.  It brings tears to my eyes.
 
2013-07-23 11:40:48 AM

Glitchwerks: KatjaMouse: You see the otter pics? The video is even cuter than that.

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Well... I think the links were broken because I'm not seeing anything.
 
2013-07-23 11:42:53 AM

tiamet4: rikkitikkitavi: tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.

You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.

Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.


It's hilarious when two people who think animals have the same thought processes as humans get into a slap-fight over the particulars of their delusion.

/like watching two schizoes argue over whether the voices in their heads come from Satan or space aliens
 
2013-07-23 11:45:16 AM

KatjaMouse: Well... I think the links were broken because I'm not seeing anything.


Really?  They show up fine on my end.

http://blog.livedoor.jp/kotsume_fn2/archives/2012-08.html

That goes directly to the blog if you want to take a look.
 
2013-07-23 11:51:55 AM

tiamet4: Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.


What are you talking about?!?  Submission, dominance and hierarchy in the pack is the ONLY thing a dog understands. "Reward training" has it's place, and "punishment training" doesn't have to be physically abusive at all.  Establishing dominance, physical dominance is paramount to establishing control and the "Alpha position" over your dog(s).
 
2013-07-23 11:52:37 AM

Tatterdemalian: tiamet4: rikkitikkitavi: tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.

You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.

Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.

It's hilarious when two people who think animals have the same thought processes as humans get into a slap-fight over the particulars of their delusion.

/like watching two schizoes argue over whether the voices in their heads come from Satan or space aliens


Dude, it's obviously the NSA. Who else would have the technology and the motivation?
 
2013-07-23 11:53:10 AM

Tatterdemalian: It's hilarious when two people who think animals have the same thought processes as humans


tiamet4 might be arguing that, but I am definitely not.
 
2013-07-23 11:56:19 AM

Clearance for Clarence: QueenMamaBee: Anyone have any experience with Plott hounds? I haven't heard of them, but our local rescue has two. They're cute!!! I kinda want.

They are generally very sweet. Careful offleash though since they tend to have a mind of their own and wander.


k. I'll keep that in mind. I really have my heart set on an Irish Setter, but if no local rescues get one anytime soon, I might get a Plott hound. I'm not buying from a breeder or pet store. Or I might just foster for awhile. Soon as I get my son completely over his fear of dogs, I'm getting one. If I'd gotten him over this fear last year, my bestie's Weimeraner would be mine, since the girl who had to get rid of it is a coworker of mine. He lucked out >:(
 
2013-07-23 11:56:38 AM

Spanky McStupid: "Trolling subby" or not, I ain't clicking that link.   (But I will post a little brain bleach ...)

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2013-07-23 11:57:48 AM

Glitchwerks: KatjaMouse: Well... I think the links were broken because I'm not seeing anything.

Really?  They show up fine on my end.

http://blog.livedoor.jp/kotsume_fn2/archives/2012-08.html

That goes directly to the blog if you want to take a look.


I don't know who I'd have to bone but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get a job that just handles otters all day. Best job in the world? I think so.
 
2013-07-23 12:03:12 PM
It looks like one of the dogs tore off a piece of his junk!!!!

OMG Why did I look at that?
 
2013-07-23 12:07:57 PM

born_yesterday: Well, at least it wasn't Anne Hathaway side-boob!  That's an instaban!


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2013-07-23 12:08:51 PM

Whiskey Pete: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: If that's a joke, it's an awful one. Just saying.

The photographer committed suicide.


That's why it's an awful joke. I know, I know. Welcome to Fark.jpg
 
2013-07-23 12:16:03 PM
Better with sound OFF. Those damn Russians.
 
2013-07-23 12:31:48 PM

tiamet4: steamingpile: born_yesterday: steamingpile: Yeah if you have a kill shelter then try and find one there, always felt sad doing networks in there and leaving dogs. Make sure you get one fairly young, don't need a headache someone dumped off.

Like my dad's dog, whose original owner apparently beat her with a fishing rod.

Yeah, dad, don't think that's working.  Pretty sure the dog doesn't speak conversational English.  Just get her to stop growling and snapping at me, would ya?

/Last cat was a stray.
//Would never go to a pet mill.

How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.

NO.  DON'T DO THIS.  People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based).  Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit".  You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die.  This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm.  It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm.  You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear.  It's a bad idea.

The best way to handle this would be to have your dad talk to his vet or a good trainer (one who uses primarily non-punis ...


Thank you for this. Excellent advice.
 
2013-07-23 12:58:41 PM

Nurglitch: Tatterdemalian: tiamet4: rikkitikkitavi: tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.

You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.

Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.

It's hilarious when two people who think animals have the same thought processes as humans get into a slap-fight over the particulars of their delusion.

/like watching two schizoes argue over whether the voices in their heads come from Satan or space aliens

Dude, it's obviously the NSA. Who else would have the technology and the motivation?


I wasn't arguing. I was just mocking. It seemed pointless to try to argue with Riki, even though what I said is in keeping with the current methods of most reputable behaviorist and trainers and what I have personally seen work as a veterinarian.
 
2013-07-23 01:10:31 PM
Adorable. But you might want to break them of that before they get much bigger.

Small dogs grabbing your legs, cute.

Large dogs grabbing your legs, ER.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: steamingpile: How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.

Absolutely. And you don't need to penetrate them when you mount them, but you should be naked, or nearly so, so the dog can smell your pheramones from your sex organs. Much of canine anxiety comes from new and different settings where they don't know the hierarchy. As pack animals, dogs depend on this information to know their role. Imagine showing up at a new job with an established hierarchy of labor and several layers of management but you don't know what your position is in the company. What are you supposed to do? Who to you take orders from? Who to you direct? Very stressful, huh? Same with a dog. They're social creatures but in the wild, they stay WITHIN their packs, rarely interacting with individuals from different packs. You need to show your animal where he fits in your pack.

That's where your scent becomes so important. Between our visual orientation and our centuries of perfume and bathing, we barely notice our own scents, but it's a powerful identifier for your dog. Placing your bare genitals, particularly if you have had all day to walk around and have some perspiration, will imprint your scent on the animal and that, paired with the mounting, will assure the animal of its place in the pack hierarchy and alleviate that stress.


LOL
 
2013-07-23 01:38:32 PM
Thoses pups just didn't want to give up that flip-flop.
 
2013-07-23 01:47:30 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Absolutely. And you don't need to penetrate them when you mount them, but you should be naked, or nearly so, so the dog can smell your pheramones from your sex organs. Much of canine anxiety comes from new and different settings where they don't know the hierarchy. As pack animals, dogs depend on this information to know their role. Imagine showing up at a new job with an established hierarchy of labor and several layers of management but you don't know what your position is in the company. What are you supposed to do? Who to you take orders from? Who to you direct? Very stressful, huh? Same with a dog. They're social creatures but in the wild, they stay WITHIN their packs, rarely interacting with individuals from different packs. You need to show your animal where he fits in your pack.

That's where your scent becomes so important. Between our visual orientation and our centuries of perfume and bathing, we barely notice our own scents, but it's a powerful identifier for your dog. Placing your bare genitals, particularly if you have had all day to walk around and have some perspiration, will imprint your scent on the animal and that, paired with the mounting, will assure the animal of its place in the pack hierarchy and alleviate that stress.


magiclanternfilm.files.wordpress.com

Listening with fear/interest.
 
2013-07-23 01:57:30 PM

Glitchwerks: Here's another vicious animal attack caught on camera from one of my favorite blogs.  Warning, graphic:

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There otter be a law against that sort of thing...
 
2013-07-23 02:09:02 PM

Glitchwerks: Here's another vicious animal attack caught on camera from one of my favorite blogs.  Warning, graphic:

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I want an otter so goddamn much!

/not clicking on that link, seen too much horrible stuff in my lifetime already
//thanks, internet!
 
2013-07-23 02:27:57 PM

Spanky McStupid: Nurglitch: Spanky McStupid: "Trolling subby" or not, I ain't clicking that link.   (But I will post a little brain bleach ...)

[knuckledraggin.com image 500x784]

You're welcome.

Nice. Got a link where interested people can find more?

Here 'tis but be advised that it is a politically incorrect, right-wing, gun-toting website.   http://knuckledraggin.com/

Be sure to check out their "Good Morning Girl" pictures.


Gotta admit that the girl's name for more pictures of her would be interesting... The whole spine and photoshop questions needs to be answered damnit.
 
2013-07-23 02:59:28 PM
A whole nest of them.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 03:05:24 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: steamingpile: How big is the dog and how big are you? The easiest way is to try the dominance method where you get near them and lie down on them until they quit trying to get up and submit. It is a dominance issue that will let a dog know who they are supposed to submit to instead of being a dick.

Absolutely. And you don't need to penetrate them when you mount them, but you should be naked, or nearly so, so the dog can smell your pheramones from your sex organs. Much of canine anxiety comes from new and different settings where they don't know the hierarchy. As pack animals, dogs depend on this information to know their role. Imagine showing up at a new job with an established hierarchy of labor and several layers of management but you don't know what your position is in the company. What are you supposed to do? Who to you take orders from? Who to you direct? Very stressful, huh? Same with a dog. They're social creatures but in the wild, they stay WITHIN their packs, rarely interacting with individuals from different packs. You need to show your animal where he fits in your pack.

That's where your scent becomes so important. Between our visual orientation and our centuries of perfume and bathing, we barely notice our own scents, but it's a powerful identifier for your dog. Placing your bare genitals, particularly if you have had all day to walk around and have some perspiration, will imprint your scent on the animal and that, paired with the mounting, will assure the animal of its place in the pack hierarchy and alleviate that stress.


Sounds like an excellent technique.  Will give this a try.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-07-23 04:03:12 PM

here to help: HindiDiscoMonster: lol... you are soo easy...

"(favorite: poor widdle inflamed boo boo)" in pink of course.
take care, have a good one... i gotta go for about 4 hrs.

And I have you mentally Farkied as "Fat, annoying dullard and proud of it". See ya around, bumbledick.


awwww.... I just don't think I could take it if I thought we weren't friends...
 
2013-07-23 04:04:19 PM

vinniethepoo: Gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes, eh?


now that is confusing... how could I be fat and a muscle head? This should be interesting.
 
2013-07-23 04:15:55 PM

tiamet4: rikkitikkitavi: tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.

You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.

Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.


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2013-07-23 04:17:06 PM

Tatterdemalian: tiamet4: rikkitikkitavi: tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.

You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.

Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.

It's hilarious when two people who think animals have the same thought processes as humans get into a slap-fight over the particulars of their delusion.

/like watching two schizoes argue over whether the voices in their heads come from Satan or space aliens


I know what my cats think and so do I
 
2013-07-23 04:43:51 PM
i743.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 05:01:54 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: tiamet4: rikkitikkitavi: tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.

You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.

Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.

[image.dhgate.com image 400x319]


I don't know what disturbs me more: the fact that those exist or the fact that there was a demand for a blindfold portion.
 
2013-07-23 05:38:12 PM

lordluzr: Is there ANY reason I should click that link?  Can anyone convince me it's a good idea?


He survives.  The cameraman I mean.  I'm not so sure about the other guy.
 
2013-07-23 06:18:34 PM
I saw Django Unchained, and was shocked at the scene where Calvin Candie's dogs ripped apart a slave. But when you look closely at the scene, you can tell that it was all done with tricky editing and unusual camera angles. I am sure that in many jump cuts in this scene where you only see the slave's legs, it isn't even a real person being attacked.  Besides, nobody in Hollywood would release a mainstream film where an actor would be really torn apart by dogs. It was nonetheless a shocking scene, but as close as I want to come to seeing this happen.

//In short, no clickee for me either
 
2013-07-23 10:17:09 PM

Clearance for Clarence: QueenMamaBee: Anyone have any experience with Plott hounds? I haven't heard of them, but our local rescue has two. They're cute!!! I kinda want.

They are generally very sweet. Careful offleash though since they tend to have a mind of their own and wander.


That's true of most hounds.they follow their noses.
 
2013-07-24 05:04:48 AM

Lady Indica: Sargun: BMFPitt: HindiDiscoMonster: BMFPitt: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x209]

you know what would make that really funny? If the bird's words were not 1 point microscopic type... just sayin' it's kinda hard to laugh at half a joke.

The other half of the joke isn't a talking vulture. It's the presumed knowledge of the photo's backstory.

Especially since the child's parents were nearby and the picture was taken near a UN food dump.  The kid was alone while his parents got their boxes of aid and Carter thought the picture looked cool.

I did research on that pic when I first saw it years ago, it horrified me so much. What I dug up at the time was that the child was on a road to the UN food camp, and was alone (though the road wasn't deserted). The food camp was not within visible distance (but was within a mile IIRC), and he did not follow up on whether or not the child made it to the camp, or survived. He later felt really shiatty about this, his life went downhill after the picture and controversy with it and he eventually committed suicide. I think Snopes has something on it too, but not sure.

Regardless, that picture haunts the fark out of me.

TRUE


http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/kevincarter.asp
 
2013-07-24 05:10:14 AM

tiamet4: HindiDiscoMonster: tiamet4: rikkitikkitavi: tiamet4: NO. DON'T DO THIS. People commonly recommend it and maybe it has worked on some dogs, but in general it puts you in danger of being bitten, and frightens the dog, reinforcing its need to be aggressive around you (most aggression is fear based, not dominance based). Imagine if some scary person came into your house and you told him to GTFO and he grabbed you and tried to hold you down on your back to "show you you have to submit". You'd flip the f*ck out and think you're going to die. This method would best be described as "flooding" and only works if you can safely (for you and the dog) restrain him for as long as it takes for him to become completely calm. It's akin to teaching a person not to be afraid of spiders by locking them up in a box with spiders and not letting them out until they are calm. You can do it that way, but it's torture, they may hurt themselves or someone else trying to escape in a panic, and if you stop even a little bit before they have fully calmed down you've only increased their fear. It's a bad idea.

You have no idea what you're talking about and your analogies are complete bunk.  Submission and dominance are not punishment. And are non-aggressive.

Well I'm not going to argue that there aren't situations for people where submission and dominance aren't punishment, but you really shouldn't be going there with your dog.

[image.dhgate.com image 400x319]

I don't know what disturbs me more: the fact that those exist or the fact that there was a demand for a blindfold portion.


I am right there with ya...

If Google can't find it... it doesn't exist.
 
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