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(Le Matin)   In Russia, the victim kicks the shiat out of the smart phone robber   (lematin.ch) divider line 53
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2013-07-23 12:23:57 AM
Good for her.
 
2013-07-23 12:36:37 AM
I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

/That was so hard it kinda hurt me
 
2013-07-23 10:28:02 AM

scottydoesntknow: I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

/That was so hard it kinda hurt me


That's my purse!

/nice
 
2013-07-23 11:20:34 AM
Mon Dieu!
 
2013-07-23 11:22:44 AM
The fall from the ball kick looked fake as hell.

/i hate being pixel guy
 
2013-07-23 11:23:03 AM
Staged!
 
2013-07-23 11:23:27 AM
That dude picked on the wrong girl
 
2013-07-23 11:25:41 AM
He doesn't look very smart
 
2013-07-23 11:26:00 AM
Yeah, if it wasn't staged I don't know why the guy didn't grab the phone and run.  Instead he just walks off.

Of course, some douche-bags feel so entitled that they figure what's a little girl going to do about it.  Maybe the Russian police aren't around much.
 
2013-07-23 11:28:52 AM
That seemed fake. Grab the phone and then not run away?
 
2013-07-23 11:30:17 AM
Technically Ukranian, but I'd let her kick my ass (Also, slavic enough for me... they both fall into the eastern category)
veryaware.com
 
2013-07-23 11:30:36 AM
English! motherfarker!
 
2013-07-23 11:31:25 AM
faker than the fakest fake thing you could ever fake
 
2013-07-23 11:31:28 AM
That was cool. He seemed ticked off that she would come after him.
She should have gotten one last one in as she ran off.
 
2013-07-23 11:35:05 AM
FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE
 
2013-07-23 11:35:09 AM
A French language site, with a story about Russia, on an American news aggregator.  It's not convoluted, it's Fark.
 
2013-07-23 11:39:00 AM
sometimes i have trouble standing but..

EVEN I DON'T STAND WITH MY LEGS THAT FAR APART!!!
 
2013-07-23 11:39:40 AM
That was far more amusing than I imagined it would be. The sheer indifference of passersby to the guy rolling on the ground, clutching his yarbles in agony, was well worth the price of admission.

Also, the Chrome auto-translate was great.

This was to say that he was dealing with an easy prey.Well, no!The frail woman is not in the mood to let slough without flinching.It tries to recover his property.The thief regrowth.And there is a real tornado that struck the villain.A classic kick the parties followed by a double hit on the ears, all finished with a spinning back kick to the head (I must say that the guy fell on his knees, which makes the exercise easier) the young woman knocks his opponent in a way that Chuck Norris could only applaud.
 
2013-07-23 11:41:57 AM

teylix: That seemed fake. Grab the phone and then not run away?


And after the face-kick, he carefully puts the phone on the ground for her to pick up...
 
2013-07-23 11:42:22 AM
What is her Fark handle?
 
2013-07-23 11:46:03 AM

buckler: That was far more amusing than I imagined it would be. The sheer indifference of passersby to the guy rolling on the ground, clutching his yarbles in agony, was well worth the price of admission.

Also, the Chrome auto-translate was great.

This was to say that he was dealing with an easy prey.Well, no!The frail woman is not in the mood to let slough without flinching.It tries to recover his property.The thief regrowth.And there is a real tornado that struck the villain.A classic kick the parties followed by a double hit on the ears, all finished with a spinning back kick to the head (I must say that the guy fell on his knees, which makes the exercise easier) the young woman knocks his opponent in a way that Chuck Norris could only applaud.



Clearly, thief caught sayof smartphone. Woman says no.
 
2013-07-23 11:47:55 AM
Filmed in French Noir, tiny aggressive girl, posted on French website...
setup?
 
hej
2013-07-23 11:49:12 AM
What a nutjob
 
2013-07-23 11:49:59 AM
Add me to the list of... FAAAAAAAAAKE!!
 
hej
2013-07-23 11:52:50 AM
The main reason it looks fake is because most CCTV cameras have shiat video quality.
 
2013-07-23 11:56:18 AM
Isn't that Chinese Elevator Girl? What is she doing in Russia?
 
2013-07-23 11:56:21 AM
Fake.

If it was real it would have been captured on dash board cam as an out of control car plowed down that hallway.
 
2013-07-23 12:00:24 PM
Thieves don't come back to confront the victim when the victim says, "Hey, Gimme my phone, you fark!", especially not in a public place like a train station with people all around.

Muggers are usually pretty jacked up, if not on drugs, from the adrenaline rush associated with what they're doing. Even if she punted him hard enough to rupture a nut and does her boot-to-the-face move, he's not going to just lay there like a little biatch rolling around after she's gone. He'd get up and GTFO because he knows there's been a whole lot of attention drawn to his situation.

I want to believe. I really do. I want to believe but I cannot.
 
2013-07-23 12:05:04 PM
fake.

why would a russian camera have non Cyrillic name in the corner?
 
2013-07-23 12:05:38 PM
After watching it a few times, I'm going to also go with staged.
 
2013-07-23 12:17:17 PM
That was completely staged. Who falls to their knees when their kicked in the d*ck? I'd curl up. And he happened to have his hands by his face when she 'kicked' him in the face?
 
2013-07-23 12:19:47 PM
sort of surprised nobody walking by afterwards played "Kick the Drunk"

oh and yeah,

I loves that womans - I'd go loggin' with her any day.
 
2013-07-23 12:23:08 PM
She took the law into her own hands at that is wrong. She profiled him as a thief because he borrowed her phone  to call his sick mother when she should have called the police instead of playing cop. She probably sterilized him, which her injuries do not dictate was warranted.

Feeling Troll-y today.
 
2013-07-23 12:23:26 PM
Nut kick, head kick!
Nice.
 
2013-07-23 12:29:01 PM
Another vote for FAKE...

(for the reasons that others have already stated)
 
2013-07-23 12:31:32 PM
come farking on. who grabs a phone and calmly walks away presenting themselves for a beat down. this is staged
 
2013-07-23 12:36:57 PM
Maybe fake, for reasons already stated plus perfect framing, but that was a pretty satisfying boot to the face. Seems more real than yer average action movie.
 
2013-07-23 12:46:21 PM

Dear Jerk: Maybe fake, for reasons already stated plus perfect framing, but that was a pretty satisfying boot to the face. Seems more real than yer average action movie.


If this is fake, she was pretty good about faking the fall back from the force of the fake kick and she was pretty good about getting her foot right up to his crotch without actually sinking it in.

/I'm often wrong about things, but I'm not going to be as quick as others here to call this fake.
 
2013-07-23 12:47:11 PM
Likely fake, but I still thought of this:

media.liveauctiongroup.net
 
2013-07-23 12:53:10 PM
Un classique coup de pied aux parties

"A classic kick in the parts"
 
2013-07-23 01:00:47 PM

FLMountainMan: The fall from the ball kick looked fake as hell.


The guy got kicked in the balls and fell to his knees but stayed upright, not doubled over, and kept his arms up and out so that his stomach/torso remained vulnerable.  When hit in the face, he lay on the ground and didn't instinctively curl up for quite some time, meaning that upon after receiving an incapacitating blow, he allowed his entire body to stay open to further attack.

Am I to believe that this might not be genuine?
 
2013-07-23 01:02:43 PM

GanjSmokr: Dear Jerk: Maybe fake, for reasons already stated plus perfect framing, but that was a pretty satisfying boot to the face. Seems more real than yer average action movie.

If this is fake, she was pretty good about faking the fall back from the force of the fake kick and she was pretty good about getting her foot right up to his crotch without actually sinking it in.

/I'm often wrong about things, but I'm not going to be as quick as others here to call this fake.


Yeah, don't know if I'd want to be the practice dummy for that maneuver...
 
2013-07-23 01:26:20 PM
 i89.photobucket.com

Are you people really that gullible, or is everyone joking around?
 
hej
2013-07-23 01:49:54 PM

HeFixesTheCable: [i89.photobucket.com image 384x288]

Are you people really that gullible, or is everyone joking around?


You mean the thread full of people calling it fake?
 
2013-07-23 01:51:18 PM

Lemmy Kilmister: fake.

why would a russian camera have non Cyrillic name in the corner?


B-b-b-but it said "Camera 3",
 
2013-07-23 01:57:28 PM

hej: HeFixesTheCable: [i89.photobucket.com image 384x288]

Are you people really that gullible, or is everyone joking around?

You mean the thread full of people calling it fake?


Should have clarified. I mean these morons:

"I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

/That was so hard it kinda hurt me""sort of surprised nobody walking by afterwards played "Kick the Drunk"

oh and yeah,

I loves that womans - I'd go loggin' with her any day.""He doesn't look very smart" "That dude picked on the wrong girl"
 
2013-07-23 03:21:43 PM
Retarded kid > subby
 
2013-07-23 03:26:05 PM
I would love for this to be real surveillance footage, mainly because I could then brag about having taught my daughters how to use a purse like that (we call it poi-ball-purse). But it looks pretty staged. Someone else mentioned the post-nut-kick drop, and that's what convinced me it's a fake. That's just not how the human body reacts to a pop in the jahoobies.
 
2013-07-23 03:28:16 PM
And just because it was staged doesn't mean she didn't actually (accidentally) break his nose, and it doesn't mean that everyone in the shot was in on it. Think street theater.
 
2013-07-23 03:42:05 PM

buckler: That was far more amusing than I imagined it would be. The sheer indifference of passersby to the guy rolling on the ground, clutching his yarbles in agony, was well worth the price of admission.

Also, the Chrome auto-translate was great.

This was to say that he was dealing with an easy prey.Well, no!The frail woman is not in the mood to let slough without flinching.It tries to recover his property.The thief regrowth.And there is a real tornado that struck the villain.A classic kick the parties followed by a double hit on the ears, all finished with a spinning back kick to the head (I must say that the guy fell on his knees, which makes the exercise easier) the young woman knocks his opponent in a way that Chuck Norris could only applaud.


"Ho ho ho! Well if it isn't fat, stinking Billy-Goat Billy-Boy in poi-son! How art thou, that globby bottle of fat, stinking fish oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you yellow-belly thou!"
 
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