mjohnson71: FlyingJ: mjohnson71 project one time dealing with some offices in Ireland. Was telling them one time how I was driving to Dallas for the week to visit family. I said no; that's on freeways driving 110 to 120 kph, stopping very little and it's a pretty ugly drive.Blew their minds.Irish? Dallas? driving? blew their minds?[t0.gstatic.com image 225x224]I-Uh, See What You Did TheyahGood one. Didn't mean it that way.I also told them how Chicago's a 5 or 6 hour drive. Once again they were amazed and thought going 6 hours north from St. Louis would get you well into Canada.
legion_of_doo: how about the story about white dudes beating a black dude, and dragging him behind a pickup truck.it shows we make great trucks in America! or something.
Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.
jaybeezey: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.But, "built by old white slave owners who didn't want to pay taxes!", and "owned by corporations!", and "racial injustice!", and "Christian right wingers!", and "nothing worth a shiat in fly over country!"
mike_d85: "Whatch ya'all doin' round hur?"And"You ain't from around hur is ya?"
danielscissorhands: You know who else was in a pub in Germany...
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