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(Wyoming News)   150 Norwegians driving the Lincoln Highway in vintage cars because of U.S. bars: "You talk to people very easy here; they're interested in who you are, if you sit in a pub in Germany, you can sit alone all night and no one will talk to you"   (wyomingnews.com) divider line 85
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2013-07-23 05:39:53 AM  
You know who else was in a pub in Germany...
 
2013-07-23 05:45:14 AM  
Another german citizen?
 
2013-07-23 05:45:35 AM  
150 Norwegians is a good band name.
 
mhd
2013-07-23 05:58:46 AM  

danielscissorhands: You know who else was in a pub in Germany...


Beerhall. Quite unlike the North German blue collar depression fermentation units.

But yeah, mixing Norwegians and Germans won't produce a lot of impromptu conversation, you need at least one party that's remotely outgoing. Although I'd prefer some hot Mediterranean girls to U.S. truck stop residents.
 
2013-07-23 06:02:33 AM  
"Whatch ya'all doin' round hur?"
And
"You ain't from around hur is ya?"
 
2013-07-23 06:06:38 AM  
It helps that they are white.
 
2013-07-23 06:10:08 AM  
I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.
 
2013-07-23 06:14:12 AM  
150 Norwegians walk into a bar...
 
2013-07-23 06:20:06 AM  
Well if they brought lefse instead of lutefisk, maybe people would talk to them.
 
2013-07-23 06:22:53 AM  
Norwegians own cars? I thought everyone there rode reindeer.
 
2013-07-23 06:36:03 AM  

mike_d85: "Whatch ya'all doin' round hur?"
And
"You ain't from around hur is ya?"


Someone doesn't know where rt 30 is.
 
2013-07-23 06:39:53 AM  

Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.


Dont kid yourself. It is just another example of Americans not being able to mind their own damn business, something that the US is good at. If a guy wants to sit alone in a bar; leave the poor fark alone! Now the Germans, there's a people who knew how to mind their own business.
 
2013-07-23 06:43:22 AM  

Fallout Boy: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

Dont kid yourself. It is just another example of Americans not being able to mind their own damn business, something that the US is good at. If a guy wants to sit alone in a bar; leave the poor fark alone! Now the Germans, there's a people who knew how to mind their own business.


Until they invade their neighbors.
 
2013-07-23 06:43:57 AM  

Nick Nostril: Norwegians own cars? I thought everyone there rode reindeer.



Reindeer aren't that big.
www.arcticphoto.co.uk


/must be thinking of møøse
 
2013-07-23 06:46:23 AM  

A challenger appears: 150 Norwegians in a bar is a good band name.



FTFY
 
2013-07-23 06:49:39 AM  

Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.


But, "built by old white slave owners who didn't want to pay taxes!", and "owned by corporations!", and "racial injustice!", and "Christian right wingers!", and "nothing worth a shiat in fly over country!"

I think America is a fine country. I'm going to spend more time checking it out before going abroad again.
 
2013-07-23 06:52:59 AM  

Shirley Ujest: Fallout Boy: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

Dont kid yourself. It is just another example of Americans not being able to mind their own damn business, something that the US is good at. If a guy wants to sit alone in a bar; leave the poor fark alone! Now the Germans, there's a people who knew how to mind their own business.

Until they invade their neighbors.


Was this a meta "that's the joke" comment?

/the joke is that I think (s)he really didn't get the joke
 
2013-07-23 06:56:24 AM  
Europeans who love the US and enjoy meeting Americans?  Is someone re-printing Onion articles again?
 
2013-07-23 06:58:18 AM  

jaybeezey: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

But, "built by old white slave owners who didn't want to pay taxes!", and "owned by corporations!", and "racial injustice!", and "Christian right wingers!", and "nothing worth a shiat in fly over country!"


In-depth report: there are nice people in every country, not just scumbags.
 
2013-07-23 07:04:15 AM  

Devolving_Spud: Europeans who love the US and enjoy meeting Americans?  Is someone re-printing Onion articles again?


If all Europeans hated Americans there wouldn't be many of us on Fark, except for trolling.
 
2013-07-23 07:12:35 AM  
Don't mention the war
 
2013-07-23 07:17:29 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It helps that they are white.


Very, very white.

/very
 
2013-07-23 07:19:12 AM  
Just had a flashback to geography in grammar school in the 60's. We "drove" along the Lincoln Highway and learned about the states that way. Or maybe it was history. Or Route 66. I forget. It was the 60's.
 
2013-07-23 07:19:15 AM  
Don't mention the war!
 
2013-07-23 07:24:11 AM  
Of course they're enjoying themselves, they're avoiding the major metropolitan areas.
 
2013-07-23 07:32:58 AM  
I'll be your friend if you let me kick your ass.
 
2013-07-23 07:35:40 AM  
Things must be crap in Norway if your idea of a good time is having ignorant fat dimwits start conversations with you in dank bars while drinking pissy beer.
 
2013-07-23 07:42:16 AM  
Was at a bar in the Florida Keys one night, and made the acquaintance of a nice Cuban girl. She was telling me how nice people were in the Keys, compared to Miami. According to her, those guys up there are a bunch of self centered, selfish jerks, that have no idea on how to treat a lady.
 
2013-07-23 07:55:08 AM  

Pick: Was at a bar in the Florida Keys one night, and made the acquaintance of a nice Cuban girl. She was telling me how nice people were in the Keys, compared to Miami. According to her, those guys up there are a bunch of self centered, selfish jerks, that have no idea on how to treat a lady.


How much did she charge?
 
2013-07-23 07:58:42 AM  
But I was told Europeans were a very socialist lot.
 
2013-07-23 08:07:50 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Nick Nostril: Norwegians own cars? I thought everyone there rode reindeer.


Reindeer aren't that big.



/must be thinking of møøse


A Møøse once bit my sister...
 
2013-07-23 08:08:39 AM  

Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.


This. And for all the annoying stuff, Americans are famously outgoing and inquisitive.
 
2013-07-23 08:11:11 AM  

Ilmarinen: Devolving_Spud: Europeans who love the US and enjoy meeting Americans?  Is someone re-printing Onion articles again?

If all Europeans hated Americans there wouldn't be many of us on Fark, except for trolling.


Really, it's just the limeys and German kids in their basements. Oh, and that french troll. But he just says that's a common french surname.
 
2013-07-23 08:14:04 AM  

kim jong-un: mike_d85: "Whatch ya'all doin' round hur?"
And
"You ain't from around hur is ya?"

Someone doesn't know where rt 30 is.


Ever been to Ohio?  Plenty of 'necks here.  I'm talking people who proudly display the Confederate battle flag despite never having been south of the Mason-Dixon line.
 
2013-07-23 08:20:00 AM  
Unless you have a Stammtisch, of course.
 
2013-07-23 08:20:39 AM  
CSB:

It's nice running into tourists in the U.S., since they are generally pleasant people and here because they want to be. When we went to Disney last year, we went during the off week that school starts and so the vast majority of folks there were from foreign countries. TBH the only people who were rude in general were the folks from Brazil (behaving the way the rest of the world assumes Americans behave on vacation) and it was great to hear so many different languages everywhere we went. OTW back to the hotel one evening some kid on the bus fumbled his mp3 player and Queens "We will rock you" blasts out of his earbuds. People beside him started clapping along to it and lol'ing in, I don't remember, I think it was German. Then the French folks next to them started stomping their feet, clapping and singing along in French and ten seconds later the whole bus is going along in about ten different languages. Was just a cool experience.

/CSB
 
2013-07-23 08:25:34 AM  

danielscissorhands: You know who else was in a pub in Germany...


You Godwinned the thread, you putsch!
 
2013-07-23 08:29:38 AM  

Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.


I don't remember the show or the host (senior moment), but he would find feel-good stories about average Americans all around the country. I could forget me rancor for the duration of the show.

Best story was about the dog that had fallen out of a car, but refused to leave the side of the highway. People tried to take it home, but the dog refused, waiting for its owner to come get it. So people fed it. One day it was found dead, hit by a car.

Though sad, it did show people can have a good heart too.
 
2013-07-23 08:32:16 AM  

A challenger appears: 150 Norwegians is a good band name.


A friend of mine uses "the Norwegian Church Burners" as a band name from time to time.
 
2013-07-23 08:34:05 AM  

Fano: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

This. And for all the annoying stuff, Americans are famously outgoing and inquisitive.


For sure.  As an American who moved to Europe, this is one thing I truly appreciate when I go back.  I always seem to have more spontaneous conversations with folks just going through the airport than I have in the previous month- and Europeans really won't believe that Americans would go out of their way to assist strangers in the way we take for granted.

The second thing I miss the most by the way is nature and wilderness in the US- I love The Netherlands for many reasons, but nature is not one of them in a country where every square meter is planned out (even the national parks have fences and houses in them).
 
2013-07-23 08:37:26 AM  
elisabetbet.blogg.no
Simpsonized Norwegians in a bar.  I'm guessing they're doing shots of aquavit.
 
2013-07-23 08:44:16 AM  
So a Norwegian, a Swede, and a Dane walk into a bar and they talk about their day. With an impatient sneer, the bartender asks, "are you guys Finnished"?
 
2013-07-23 08:46:36 AM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

I don't remember the show or the host (senior moment), but he would find feel-good stories about average Americans all around the country. I could forget me rancor for the duration of the show.

Best story was about the dog that had fallen out of a car, but refused to leave the side of the highway. People tried to take it home, but the dog refused, waiting for its owner to come get it. So people fed it. One day it was found dead, hit by a car.

Though sad, it did show people can have a good heart too.


that's a terrible story.

how about the story about white dudes beating a black dude, and dragging him behind a pickup truck.

it shows we make great trucks in America! or something.
 
2013-07-23 08:58:36 AM  

legion_of_doo: AMonkey'sUncle: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

I don't remember the show or the host (senior moment), but he would find feel-good stories about average Americans all around the country. I could forget me rancor for the duration of the show.

Best story was about the dog that had fallen out of a car, but refused to leave the side of the highway. People tried to take it home, but the dog refused, waiting for its owner to come get it. So people fed it. One day it was found dead, hit by a car.

Though sad, it did show people can have a good heart too.

that's a terrible story.

how about the story about white dudes beating a black dude, and dragging him behind a pickup truck.

it shows we make great trucks in America! or something.


/Don't feed the trolls
/ .5/10  you really are not even trying.........
 
2013-07-23 09:03:01 AM  

legion_of_doo: how about the story about white dudes beating a black dude, and dragging him behind a pickup truck.

it shows we make great trucks in America! or something.


Or that mob of 30 black people who pulled that white couple out of their car and beat them to death in Virginia after they got into a car accident in the wrong neighborhood.

It shows america's diversity!  or something.
 
2013-07-23 09:12:01 AM  

Fano: Oh, and that french troll. But he just says that's a common french surname.


letrole is American. He just pretends that his handle comes from French ancestors, but trôle is feminine, which would make him latrole, and that is just one of the ways we know him to be full of shiat.
 
2013-07-23 09:12:42 AM  
i220.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-23 09:16:52 AM  
Cool story. I wish I had the time and the money to something like this. When I read stories like this one, I'm reminded of how much of my own country I have never seen. Maybe the Europeans can tell me about it :)
 
2013-07-23 09:17:47 AM  

Alonjar: legion_of_doo: how about the story about white dudes beating a black dude, and dragging him behind a pickup truck.

it shows we make great trucks in America! or something.

Or that mob of 30 black people who pulled that white couple out of their car and beat them to death in Virginia after they got into a car accident in the wrong neighborhood.

It shows america's diversity!  or something.


Yep.. more likely to find black on white crime than the other way around.
 
2013-07-23 09:23:00 AM  

teylix: Alonjar: legion_of_doo: how about the story about white dudes beating a black dude, and dragging him behind a pickup truck.

it shows we make great trucks in America! or something.

Or that mob of 30 black people who pulled that white couple out of their car and beat them to death in Virginia after they got into a car accident in the wrong neighborhood.

It shows america's diversity!  or something.

Yep.. more likely to find black on white crime than the other way around.


Please stop trolling each other and turning this into yet another race thread.
Kthnx
Signed:  The Rest Of The Thread
 
2013-07-23 09:23:09 AM  
"You talk to people very easy here; they're interested in who you are,"

Which is very annoying if you want to be left alone.
 
2013-07-23 09:27:05 AM  
My wife found Europeans to be very friendly and outgoing, but she's a skinny, pretty blonde and she wears a cowboy hat and boots everywhere. Between that and the Texas accent people can't help themselves. Of course that was in England, maybe her outfit wouldn't break the dour Scandinavian facade or impenetrable German gloom.
 
2013-07-23 09:27:27 AM  
Ran into one of the folks on this tour in Western PA back on the 4th of July. Very nice people.
 
2013-07-23 09:30:47 AM  

olddeegee:


I want that hat....
 
2013-07-23 09:32:10 AM  

hasty ambush: "You talk to people very easy here; they're interested in who you are,"

Which is very annoying if you want to be left alone.


Apparently, if you want to be left alone, you should move to Germany
 
2013-07-23 09:33:57 AM  

technofiend: My wife found Europeans to be very friendly and outgoing, but she's a skinny, pretty blonde and she wears a cowboy hat and boots everywhere. Between that and the Texas accent people can't help themselves. Of course that was in England, maybe her outfit wouldn't break the dour Scandinavian facade or impenetrable German gloom.


atgbcentral.com

First thing I thought of.
 
2013-07-23 10:03:20 AM  
How can you spot an Extroverted Norwegian?

When he talks to you he looks at your shoes.
 
2013-07-23 10:12:45 AM  
<i>"Chicago was impressive with the lights and the big buildings there," he said. "It's a nice town as long as you don't drive."</i>

As a Chicago native, I'd have to say that's good advice.
 
2013-07-23 10:13:50 AM  
And I fail at using the new formatting buttons. I blame insufficient caffeine levels.
 
2013-07-23 10:33:28 AM  

Fubegra: And I fail at using the new formatting buttons. I blame insufficient caffeine levels.


The new formatting buttons suck and blow.



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2013-07-23 10:36:40 AM  

Fubegra: <i>"Chicago was impressive with the lights and the big buildings there," he said. "It's a nice town as long as you don't drive."</i>

As a Chicago native, I'd have to say that's good advice.


well, you can drive, just make sure that you have lots of time, and $450.25 in random spare change.
 
Ant
2013-07-23 10:39:44 AM  

Suede head: Things must be crap in Norway if your idea of a good time is having ignorant fat dimwits start conversations with you in dank bars while drinking pissy beer.


Every country has its share of fat dimwits. You really think they're exclusive to the USA?
 
2013-07-23 10:39:57 AM  

hasty ambush: Fubegra: And I fail at using the new formatting buttons. I blame insufficient caffeine levels.

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I'd give them something to suck and blow, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-23 10:42:20 AM  
One of my favorite bars in downtown DC always has foreign people on vacation in it. I've always had great conversations with people from all over. One couple I met from Denmark picked my brain all night about sites around DC. We even looked up the Capitals scheduale because they were big hockey fans and wanted to go to a game.
 
2013-07-23 11:48:55 AM  
150 Norwegians Agree...

/Maybe I need to go to Germany  I can't sit at a bar and play trivia without some drunk inevitably sitting down next to me to tell me a) something racist b) how much he hates his ex wife.
 
2013-07-23 11:50:31 AM  
Just go to places like Grand Canyon, Bryce and Zion and you'll be amazed at the number of foreign visitors. While at Zion National Park and dayhiking the Angels Landing Trail I lost count at the number of different languages I heard. Same thing in the dinning rooms in the lodges at the Grand Canyon.
 
2013-07-23 12:50:26 PM  

Andromeda: Fano: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

This. And for all the annoying stuff, Americans are famously outgoing and inquisitive.

For sure.  As an American who moved to Europe, this is one thing I truly appreciate when I go back.  I always seem to have more spontaneous conversations with folks just going through the airport than I have in the previous month- and Europeans really won't believe that Americans would go out of their way to assist strangers in the way we take for granted.

The second thing I miss the most by the way is nature and wilderness in the US- I love The Netherlands for many reasons, but nature is not one of them in a country where every square meter is planned out (even the national parks have fences and houses in them).


I've always liked P.J. O'Rourke's description of America as an overly friendly golden retriever in a too smal room. We usually are trying to be friendly but end up wrecking things on accident.

Funny you should mention the nature and wilderness. My wife is from India and endlessly she mentions how she loves the lushness here on the East Coast. Even major cities have greenbelts
 
2013-07-23 01:01:18 PM  
CSB;
I was on a project one time dealing with some offices in Ireland. Was telling them one time how I was driving to Dallas for the week to visit family. Told them it was a 12 hour drive: they thought that was round trip and driving slowly taking the scenic route. I said no; that's on freeways driving 110 to 120 kph, stopping very little and it's a pretty ugly drive.

Blew their minds.
 
2013-07-23 01:02:10 PM  
groppet We even looked up the Capitals scheduale because they were big hockey fans and wanted to go to a game.

They lied to you...they were Death Metal fans making a pilgrimmage to the Heavy Metal Parking Lot
http://www.hammertonail.com/reviews/heavy-metal-parking-lot-film-rev ie w/
 
2013-07-23 01:02:45 PM  

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I'd give them something to suck and blow, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


www.sitemason.com
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2013-07-23 01:04:51 PM  
I feel dumb, I'd never heard of the Lincoln Highway. Route 66, sure, but Lincoln Highway, news to me.

http://www.lincolnhighwayassoc.org/map/
 
2013-07-23 01:09:10 PM  

eKonk: PizzaJedi81: hasty ambush: Fubegra: And I fail at using the new formatting buttons. I blame insufficient caffeine levels.

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I'd give them something to suck and blow, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

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I was thinking Tootsie Pops.
 
2013-07-23 01:10:11 PM  
 mjohnson71 project one time dealing with some offices in Ireland. Was telling them one time how I was driving to Dallas for the week to visit family.  I said no; that's on freeways driving 110 to 120 kph, stopping very little and it's a pretty ugly drive.
Blew their minds.

Irish? Dallas? driving? blew their minds?
t0.gstatic.com
I-Uh, See What You Did Theyah
 
2013-07-23 01:14:47 PM  
Smelly Pirate Hooker Technically there's 20 or 30 decent-sized Historic Byways...Duncan Hines is one of my faves, & for some reason 'Dixie Highway' ends up in Michigan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrWA1T4vFRE
 
2013-07-23 01:14:49 PM  

Fallout Boy: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

Dont kid yourself. It is just another example of Americans not being able to mind their own damn business, something that the US is good at. If a guy wants to sit alone in a bar; leave the poor fark alone! Now the Germans, there's a people who knew how to mind their own business.


Is this a Pollack joke?
 
2013-07-23 01:16:41 PM  

FlyingJ: mjohnson71 project one time dealing with some offices in Ireland. Was telling them one time how I was driving to Dallas for the week to visit family.  I said no; that's on freeways driving 110 to 120 kph, stopping very little and it's a pretty ugly drive.
Blew their minds.

Irish? Dallas? driving? blew their minds?
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I-Uh, See What You Did Theyah


Good one. Didn't mean it that way.

I also told them how Chicago's a 5 or 6 hour drive. Once again they were amazed and thought going 6 hours north from St. Louis would get you well into Canada.
 
2013-07-23 01:17:39 PM  

PizzaJedi81: eKonk: PizzaJedi81: hasty ambush: Fubegra: And I fail at using the new formatting buttons. I blame insufficient caffeine levels.

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I was thinking Tootsie Pops.


You're going to regret that when they start biting.
 
2013-07-23 01:20:05 PM  

eKonk: You're going to regret that when they start biting.


Well, I'm kinda into that, so...
 
2013-07-23 01:20:37 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

I don't remember the show or the host (senior moment), but he would find feel-good stories about average Americans all around the country. I could forget me rancor for the duration of the show.

Best story was about the dog that had fallen out of a car, but refused to leave the side of the highway. People tried to take it home, but the dog refused, waiting for its owner to come get it. So people fed it. One day it was found dead, hit by a car.

Though sad, it did show people can have a good heart too.


Was this the dog?

http://pixel.nymag.com/content/dam/daily/vulture/2013/06/19/19-seymo ur -futurama.jpeg
 
2013-07-23 06:09:14 PM  
FTA:  From Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark and Germany n Kjensli is the organizer n they cruised through town Wednesday on their trip along the nation's oldest transcontinental highway.

Em-dash fail.

/Hell, they even spelled it wrong....
 
2013-07-23 06:25:37 PM  

PizzaJedi81: technofiend: My wife found Europeans to be very friendly and outgoing, but she's a skinny, pretty blonde and she wears a cowboy hat and boots everywhere. Between that and the Texas accent people can't help themselves. Of course that was in England, maybe her outfit wouldn't break the dour Scandinavian facade or impenetrable German gloom.

[atgbcentral.com image 160x120]

First thing I thought of.


LOL! Were you my best man??
 
2013-07-23 07:17:02 PM  

Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.


I think it is just the fact that American's are nosy and feel they belong getting into others business.

Good example:

At work yesterday I had a convo with a couple of co-workers.  One guy was like: "If I was driving 80 and you come flying up on me at what I think is 100 I am not going to move over you can just drive slower".  So this guy who is going 15 over the speed limit wants to regulate me going 35 over the speed limit.  Both are speeding.  American's have their comfort limits and really like to enforce those on others.  The reason they are chatting is curiosity and their god given need to tell you how to run your own life and how to make your decisions.
 
2013-07-23 07:38:11 PM  

Kazrath: Claude Ballse: I always love stories like this. It's nice to hear from someone who looks upon America with fresh eyes that reminds you just how much there is to see out there, and just how great a place the US is.

I think it is just the fact that American's are nosy and feel they belong getting into others business.

Good example:

At work yesterday I had a convo with a couple of co-workers.  One guy was like: "If I was driving 80 and you come flying up on me at what I think is 100 I am not going to move over you can just drive slower".  So this guy who is going 15 over the speed limit wants to regulate me going 35 over the speed limit.  Both are speeding.  American's have their comfort limits and really like to enforce those on others.  The reason they are chatting is curiosity and their god given need to tell you how to run your own life and how to make your decisions.


Not so, we also overshare personal details.
 
2013-07-24 10:42:11 AM  

mjohnson71: FlyingJ: mjohnson71 project one time dealing with some offices in Ireland. Was telling them one time how I was driving to Dallas for the week to visit family.  I said no; that's on freeways driving 110 to 120 kph, stopping very little and it's a pretty ugly drive.
Blew their minds.

Irish? Dallas? driving? blew their minds?
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Good one. Didn't mean it that way.

I also told them how Chicago's a 5 or 6 hour drive. Once again they were amazed and thought going 6 hours north from St. Louis would get you well into Canada.


About 20 years ago my family had two foreign exchange students from France. (Both girls, actually, hubba hubba) One of the first things we had to do was explain why they couldn't drive to New York for the weekend.  My family lived in Chicago at the time.
When I was in Britain for a summer I did tell a very nice couple that their weeklong car trip stateside where they wanted to see Boston, New York, Miami and St Louis wasn't really going to work.
The sheer SIZE of the US is hard for Europeans to fathom.
 
2013-07-24 03:48:17 PM  
SharkaPult About 20 years ago my family had two foreign exchange students from France. (Both girls, actually, hubba hubba) One of the first things we had to do was explain why they couldn't drive to New York for the weekend.  My family lived in Chicago at the time.


Some years back some buddies fell into a group of Euro-Nannies , they were supposed to meet us for a camp-out to watch a regatta but they were hours late-they finally showed up & explained they picked up a couple hitchhikers, an old drifter & his Native American buddy.  The 2 immediately impressed upon them that they needed to stop at a motel so the girls could rent them a room where they would get to have a drifter & Native American alcoholic screw their brains out.  It didn't help these nannies were frying on acid, so they stopped at a party store & threw them $10 to go in & grab some smokes and booze, where they took off
 
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