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2013-07-23 04:07:56 AM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

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/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.

The femtroopers were for entertainment purposes only. Stormtroopers need a way to relax when they come back from battle.


Aren't the stormtroopers all clones of the same guy? So any female storm trooper would be a sister to every single stormtrooper in existence.
2013-07-23 03:49:53 AM  
3 votes:

turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

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/hotter than Hoth


That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.
2013-07-23 02:13:46 PM  
2 votes:
ts4.mm.bing.net
Not as bad as these clowns at the Midway reenactment.
2013-07-23 03:54:53 AM  
2 votes:
They're kind of being dicks in crashing another enthusiasts gathering.

I mean what if the English Heritage guys decided to show up and take a dump on one of their Star Wars Geek Conventions?

Not cool.
2013-07-23 03:42:38 AM  
2 votes:
Now if it were a Femtrooper...

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www.sithvixen.com

/hotter than Hoth
2013-07-23 02:32:02 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

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[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.


Actually, the entire point of that kind of armor is eye-candy. In other words...

firedaily.com
2013-07-23 10:27:16 AM  
1 votes:
I was at a WWII reenactment a few years back and one doofus showed up in his full 2003 Coast Guard "boarding uniform". He was a total dork and that's really saying something at a reenactment. Turns out he was reserve and was trying to play big tough guy for the crowd. Farthest he ever went from home was Lake Michigan.
2013-07-23 09:31:11 AM  
1 votes:

fireclown: dittybopper: CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...

Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.

Yeah.  It's why I worry more about getting shot in Baltimore rather out in Washington County MD.  I don't really have any enemies, so I don't worry about the bullet with my name on it so much as the Baltimore-style bullet addressed to "occupant".  Those guys have zero marksmanship skills, and I don't want to get shot because I'm standing within 30 feet of someone.

They need to start teaching marksmanship in the Balt Co public school system pronto.


Ironically, if instead of putting gang-bangers in prison we taught them basic marksmanship, there would be both fewer gang-bangers, and fewer innocent bystander casualties.  Win-win!
2013-07-23 08:41:18 AM  
1 votes:
Given their demonstrated vulnerability to arrows and spears, it doesn't seem like a place a stormtrooper would want to be.
2013-07-23 08:27:55 AM  
1 votes:

enry: dittybopper: CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...

Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.

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Would like a word


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Wishes that inbred Southern rednecks couldn't shoot.
2013-07-23 07:33:05 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first.


Have you seen the movie?  I don't think that armor protects against anything seeing as how a single blaster hit still takes them out, so its more just a uniform than actual armor.  I think she's in the clear, plus....boobies.
2013-07-23 06:33:03 AM  
1 votes:

enry: doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

What's the armor supposd to protect them from? Not blasters, not explosions, hell Ewoks were able to kill them. If the armor is useless you may as well look good in it.


Wookie penis.
2013-07-23 06:01:17 AM  
1 votes:
"You said - and I quote - 'from any point in the history of the Empire'"
2013-07-23 05:42:13 AM  
1 votes:
He wasn't the only fictional character there

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2013-07-23 05:13:10 AM  
1 votes:

TomD9938: They're kind of being dicks in crashing another enthusiasts gathering.

I mean what if the English Heritage guys decided to show up and take a dump on one of their Star Wars Geek Conventions?

Not cool.


From the comments on that page :

"As you can see from the plastic beer glass the 95th sergeant is holding, the photo was taken at the evening get together, after the public had gone. People donning fancy dress for this is common, there was also a dalek, several lobsters, Captain America and a mob of 1920's gangsters and their molls. The evening social activities are a major attraction to re-enactors. "
2013-07-23 04:09:57 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.


TomD9938: They're kind of being dicks in crashing another enthusiasts gathering.

I mean what if the English Heritage guys decided to show up and take a dump on one of their Star Wars Geek Conventions?

Not cool.


They;'ve kind of already done that, only they're slapping on a couple of gears and old timey bike goggles and calling it steampunk.  Just saying.

If you're going to play make believe, you can't biatch when someone's else does too.
2013-07-23 03:39:42 AM  
1 votes:
How is this a failure?
2013-07-23 03:19:43 AM  
1 votes:
It's been done.

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"Stormtropper"?
 
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