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2013-07-23 12:57:55 AM  
meh.
 
2013-07-23 03:19:43 AM  
It's been done.

cdn.uproxx.com

"Stormtropper"?
 
2013-07-23 03:37:18 AM  
Well, the Imperials did tend toward British accents, so....besides, I thought they were supposed to be recreating things that happened a long time ago....
 
2013-07-23 03:39:42 AM  
How is this a failure?
 
2013-07-23 03:42:18 AM  
Its not as bad as that time I showed up for the Battle of Hoth reenactment dressed in battle of hastings uniform.
 
2013-07-23 03:42:38 AM  
Now if it were a Femtrooper...

www.sithvixen.com

www.sithvixen.com

/hotter than Hoth
 
2013-07-23 03:49:53 AM  

turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth


That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.
 
2013-07-23 03:51:24 AM  

doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.


The femtroopers were for entertainment purposes only. Stormtroopers need a way to relax when they come back from battle.
 
2013-07-23 03:54:53 AM  
They're kind of being dicks in crashing another enthusiasts gathering.

I mean what if the English Heritage guys decided to show up and take a dump on one of their Star Wars Geek Conventions?

Not cool.
 
2013-07-23 03:55:53 AM  
www.theblindcard.com
 
2013-07-23 04:07:56 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.

The femtroopers were for entertainment purposes only. Stormtroopers need a way to relax when they come back from battle.


Aren't the stormtroopers all clones of the same guy? So any female storm trooper would be a sister to every single stormtrooper in existence.
 
2013-07-23 04:09:57 AM  

doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.


TomD9938: They're kind of being dicks in crashing another enthusiasts gathering.

I mean what if the English Heritage guys decided to show up and take a dump on one of their Star Wars Geek Conventions?

Not cool.


They;'ve kind of already done that, only they're slapping on a couple of gears and old timey bike goggles and calling it steampunk.  Just saying.

If you're going to play make believe, you can't biatch when someone's else does too.
 
2013-07-23 04:10:04 AM  
Well.. at some point in cinematic history, Mark Hamill was one of the guys in a stormtrooper outfit on Tatooine looking through the desert for droids.  Saves money on actors that way.
 
2013-07-23 04:14:07 AM  

cwolf20: Well.. at some point in cinematic history, Mark Hamill was one of the guys in a stormtrooper outfit on Tatooine looking through the desert for droids.  Saves money on actors that way.


No way, dude. Everyone knows he's a little too short to be a stormtrooper.
 
2013-07-23 04:15:31 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Aren't the stormtroopers all clones of the same guy? So any female storm trooper would be a sister to every single stormtrooper in existence.


no, the cloning vats were destroyed sometime between 3 and 4. they resorted to general recruitment before 4 takes place.
 
2013-07-23 04:35:01 AM  
oh ha ha ha  everything on Fark is so funny.  oh ha ha ha ha ha
 
2013-07-23 04:44:17 AM  
Maybe I'm just drunk,  But I found this freaking hilarious.
 
2013-07-23 04:45:39 AM  

HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.

The femtroopers were for entertainment purposes only. Stormtroopers need a way to relax when they come back from battle.

Aren't the stormtroopers all clones of the same guy? So any female storm trooper would be a sister to every single stormtrooper in existence.


Comfort femtroops. Kidnapped from various systems to serve the Imperial army.
 
2013-07-23 05:13:10 AM  

TomD9938: They're kind of being dicks in crashing another enthusiasts gathering.

I mean what if the English Heritage guys decided to show up and take a dump on one of their Star Wars Geek Conventions?

Not cool.


From the comments on that page :

"As you can see from the plastic beer glass the 95th sergeant is holding, the photo was taken at the evening get together, after the public had gone. People donning fancy dress for this is common, there was also a dalek, several lobsters, Captain America and a mob of 1920's gangsters and their molls. The evening social activities are a major attraction to re-enactors. "
 
2013-07-23 05:17:15 AM  
 
2013-07-23 05:42:13 AM  
He wasn't the only fictional character there

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-23 05:48:24 AM  

jamspoon: He wasn't the only fictional character there


metrouk2.files.wordpress.com

Forever alone
 
2013-07-23 05:51:57 AM  

LordOfThePings: It's been done.



"Stormtropper"?


Wait a minute. That's the same guy!
 
2013-07-23 06:01:17 AM  
"You said - and I quote - 'from any point in the history of the Empire'"
 
2013-07-23 06:01:51 AM  

Derp Du Jour: Wait a minute. That's the same guy!


That's... racist?
 
2013-07-23 06:11:14 AM  
nice headline subby

/woops, wrong costume guys, other one is in the wash
 
2013-07-23 06:25:16 AM  

doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.


What's the armor supposd to protect them from? Not blasters, not explosions, hell Ewoks were able to kill them. If the armor is useless you may as well look good in it.
 
2013-07-23 06:29:30 AM  
Probably thought he'd get some more accurate weapons there.
 
2013-07-23 06:33:03 AM  

enry: doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

What's the armor supposd to protect them from? Not blasters, not explosions, hell Ewoks were able to kill them. If the armor is useless you may as well look good in it.


Wookie penis.
 
2013-07-23 06:41:29 AM  

HotWingAgenda: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth

That kind of shiat makes me puke.

The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first. Open midriff with a piercing and no helmet? Pig disgusting.

The femtroopers were for entertainment purposes only. Stormtroopers need a way to relax when they come back from battle.

Aren't the stormtroopers all clones of the same guy? So any female storm trooper would be a sister to every single stormtrooper in existence.


Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...
 
2013-07-23 07:08:22 AM  
I never told him I was from his future

/obscure?
 
2013-07-23 07:33:05 AM  

doglover: The ENTIRE point of armor is protection first.


Have you seen the movie?  I don't think that armor protects against anything seeing as how a single blaster hit still takes them out, so its more just a uniform than actual armor.  I think she's in the clear, plus....boobies.
 
2013-07-23 07:33:31 AM  

CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...


Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.
 
2013-07-23 07:34:52 AM  

dittybopper: CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...

Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.


Plus, their wifeousin will yell at them if they don't bring something home to feed the all the little banjo players running around the trailer.
 
2013-07-23 08:05:08 AM  

dittybopper: Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.


A Mr. B. Bunny would like to have a discussion with you about that.
 
2013-07-23 08:18:36 AM  

dittybopper: CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...

Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.


www.biography.com

Would like a word
 
2013-07-23 08:19:22 AM  

not5am: HotWingAgenda: Aren't the stormtroopers all clones of the same guy? So any female storm trooper would be a sister to every single stormtrooper in existence.

no, the cloning vats were destroyed sometime between 3 and 4. they resorted to general recruitment before 4 takes place.


Not only that, but clones take time to develop.  The Empire nationalized a number of local/regional military academies such as Carida, Anaxes, Arkanis, and turned them into Imperial training facilities.  By the time of Episode IV, it was estimated that 1/3 of all stormtroopers were clones; it apparently was one of the few sources of discord within the Stormtrooper Corps, since the clones thought the recruited were inferior.
 
2013-07-23 08:23:38 AM  

CheatCommando: dittybopper: Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.

A Mr. B. Bunny would like to have a discussion with you about that.


Surely you're not talking about Elmer Fudd, millionaire?  'Cause he owns a mansion and a yacht.

Must be talking about Curt and Pun'kinhead Martin.
 
2013-07-23 08:27:55 AM  

enry: dittybopper: CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...

Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Would like a word


upload.wikimedia.org

Wishes that inbred Southern rednecks couldn't shoot.
 
2013-07-23 08:28:38 AM  
any time I want to like star wars again, there's stuff like this to check out. it reminds me of why I don't like star wars all over again.

good job, nerds.
 
2013-07-23 08:28:47 AM  

enry: dittybopper: CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...

Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Would like a word


It's pretty easy to do well against the litany of under-achievers coming onto your home turf.  McClellan, Pope, Burnside, and Hooker weren't exactly the strongest of military leaders.  And then when he tried to go on the offensive, the first time it accomplished nothing and the second time it ended badly.
 
2013-07-23 08:34:28 AM  

TomD9938: They're kind of being dicks in crashing another enthusiasts gathering.

I mean what if the English Heritage guys decided to show up and take a dump on one of their Star Wars Geek Conventions?


Having been to many Star Wars conventions, I already know exactly what the response would be: "Can I get a photo with you?  Here, pretend like you're running me through with your long sword."

legion_of_doo: any time I want to like star wars again, there's stuff like this to check out. it reminds me of why I don't like star wars all over again.

good job, nerds.


Sounds like the fanbase is really missing out.
 
2013-07-23 08:41:18 AM  
Given their demonstrated vulnerability to arrows and spears, it doesn't seem like a place a stormtrooper would want to be.
 
2013-07-23 08:54:56 AM  

turboke: Now if it were a Femtrooper...

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x567]

[www.sithvixen.com image 427x640]

/hotter than Hoth


Mammaries! or fare thee well!
 
2013-07-23 08:54:57 AM  

dittybopper: Plus, their wifeousin will yell at them if they don't bring something home to feed the all the little banjo players running around the trailer.


As a West Virginian I take offense to this. First off, we do not use the term wifeousin. We call them kiss'n cousins. Secondly there is absolutely no running in the trailer. Them lil turd factories could trip over one of my rifles and possibly cause damage to the rifle.

/I kid I kid
//I have no children
 
2013-07-23 09:07:33 AM  

Moodock: dittybopper: Plus, their wifeousin will yell at them if they don't bring something home to feed the all the little banjo players running around the trailer.

As a West Virginian I take offense to this. First off, we do not use the term wifeousin. We call them kiss'n cousins. Secondly there is absolutely no running in the trailer. Them lil turd factories could trip over one of my rifles and possibly cause damage to the rifle.

/I kid I kid
//I have no children


Like a redneck would own a gun too fragile to drop....
 
2013-07-23 09:17:31 AM  
Somebody had to mow the grass

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-23 09:21:06 AM  

dittybopper: CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...

Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.


Yeah.  It's why I worry more about getting shot in Baltimore rather out in Washington County MD.  I don't really have any enemies, so I don't worry about the bullet with my name on it so much as the Baltimore-style bullet addressed to "occupant".  Those guys have zero marksmanship skills, and I don't want to get shot because I'm standing within 30 feet of someone.

They need to start teaching marksmanship in the Balt Co public school system pronto.
 
2013-07-23 09:31:11 AM  

fireclown: dittybopper: CheatCommando: Well they do shoot like inbred rednecks...

Actually, inbred rednecks generally shoot purdy good.  When whether you eat or not depends on your ability to put lead on target, that sort-of focuses you in a way that most people don't realize.

Yeah.  It's why I worry more about getting shot in Baltimore rather out in Washington County MD.  I don't really have any enemies, so I don't worry about the bullet with my name on it so much as the Baltimore-style bullet addressed to "occupant".  Those guys have zero marksmanship skills, and I don't want to get shot because I'm standing within 30 feet of someone.

They need to start teaching marksmanship in the Balt Co public school system pronto.


Ironically, if instead of putting gang-bangers in prison we taught them basic marksmanship, there would be both fewer gang-bangers, and fewer innocent bystander casualties.  Win-win!
 
2013-07-23 09:33:55 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: jamspoon: He wasn't the only fictional character there

[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 850x560]

Forever alone


Someone dressed as Captain America being there would have been more amusing.
 
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