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2013-07-23 12:17:57 AM  
Why would anybody expect an athlete to qualify for an academic scholarship?
 
2013-07-23 12:54:45 AM  
sar-cdn.com
Wow.....he actually did do that FTFA:  The station also reported that Harris was recognized by one of the victims because he was wearing his West Virginia sweatpants with his No. 96 jersey number on them.

Cunning plan and all that
 
2013-07-23 12:59:39 AM  
It is somewhat astonishing it wasn't an FSU player.
 
2013-07-23 05:24:33 AM  
I'm telling you Morgantown is like the USO scene in Apocalypse Now, layered over the dueling banjos scene in Deliverance, and bookended by episodes from Jersey Shore-- all day, every day.  And you can't run out of drugs, no matter how hard you try.
 
2013-07-23 06:39:41 AM  
This could have been Obama 35 years ago
 
2013-07-23 06:42:25 AM  
"...West Virginia..."

Aaaaaand we're done.
 
2013-07-23 06:50:09 AM  
Man, it's sad to see how low Major Harris has sunk.
 
2013-07-23 06:51:40 AM  
we have no comment on individuals who aren't with the West Virginia football program.

straight out of the Belichick playbook.
 
2013-07-23 06:52:41 AM  
Well he is from Florida.
 
2013-07-23 06:56:49 AM  
Depends on how good he is subby.
 
2013-07-23 07:00:29 AM  
Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.
 
2013-07-23 07:01:30 AM  
Not enough crime in this here town. Let's import some. From Florida.
 
2013-07-23 07:02:48 AM  
Bbbuu bu.. but sports promote education!
 
2013-07-23 07:03:17 AM  

Bslim: Bbbuu bu.. but sports promote education!


Some men you just can't teach.
 
2013-07-23 07:15:59 AM  
life is sweet, earning a college degree, on the team. futures so bright i gotta wear shades
 
2013-07-23 07:47:42 AM  

feckingmorons: It is somewhat astonishing it wasn't an FSU player.


Well, he's FROM Florida... I guess he thought WV'ians were an easier target.

\lucky he didn't get his nuts shot off... Them rednecks don't play like that.
\\ then again, it IS a college town... I guess even WV has prissy-limp-wrists who abhor the violence of self defense.
 
2013-07-23 07:49:44 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.


But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?
 
2013-07-23 08:00:22 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.


I didn't say he didn't. I think he absolutely did. We all do, to some extent.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?

The media doesn't typically try to sell whites as dangerous thugs.

But if you're asking if white people make me nervous, then yes. Sometimes. For example, I felt very uncomfortable once at a gas station in Idaho when a white guy wearing a sleeveless denim shirt and worn out baseball cap and two days of stubble walked in. I also felt uncomfortable in Kalispell, MT when stopping for a bite to eat on my way up to Whitefish. Lots of stereotypically dressed "rednecks" there too.

Whitefish was great, though. I liked that town a lot. What a difference 20 miles makes.
 
2013-07-23 08:11:50 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

I didn't say he didn't. I think he absolutely did. We all do, to some extent.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?

The media doesn't typically try to sell whites as dangerous thugs.


Why do you buy in to it if you know it's bullshiat?
 
2013-07-23 08:14:56 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

I didn't say he didn't. I think he absolutely did. We all do, to some extent.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?

The media doesn't typically try to sell whites as dangerous thugs.

Why do you buy in to it if you know it's bullshiat?


Because frankly, it's not always. Anyone who portrays themselves in such a manner has decided that that is the image they want to present. If someone dresses like a redneck, chances are they are going to act like one too. If someone dresses like a thug, chances are they are going to act like one too. If someone dresses like a guido, chances are it won't be long until the duck lips and weird mating dances start.
 
2013-07-23 08:30:29 AM  
What, his player salary wasn't enough?  Greedy bastard.
 
2013-07-23 08:34:51 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

I didn't say he didn't. I think he absolutely did. We all do, to some extent.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?

The media doesn't typically try to sell whites as dangerous thugs.

Why do you buy in to it if you know it's bullshiat?

Because frankly, it's not always. Anyone who portrays themselves in such a manner has decided that that is the image they want to present. If someone dresses like a redneck, chances are they are going to act like one too. If someone dresses like a thug, chances are they are going to act like one too. If someone dresses like a guido, chances are it won't be long until the duck lips and weird mating dances start.


But you weren't talking about how he was dressed.
 
2013-07-23 08:39:19 AM  

feckingmorons: It is somewhat astonishing it wasn't an FSU player.


They tend to keep their robbery white-collar.
 
2013-07-23 08:39:31 AM  
Shame he didn't pick an armed household.
 
2013-07-23 08:40:31 AM  

feckingmorons: It is somewhat astonishing it wasn't an FSU player.


He is a Florida native.
 
2013-07-23 08:44:16 AM  
The fact that it's entirely believable that the player actually did this and the sheer stupidity of it doesn't push it into obvious frame-up territory pretty much tells you everything that's wrong with college sports in one short sentence.
 
2013-07-23 08:46:01 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

I didn't say he didn't. I think he absolutely did. We all do, to some extent.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?

The media doesn't typically try to sell whites as dangerous thugs.

Why do you buy in to it if you know it's bullshiat?

Because frankly, it's not always. Anyone who portrays themselves in such a manner has decided that that is the image they want to present. If someone dresses like a redneck, chances are they are going to act like one too. If someone dresses like a thug, chances are they are going to act like one too. If someone dresses like a guido, chances are it won't be long until the duck lips and weird mating dances start.

But you weren't talking about how he was dressed.


No, I commented about his behavior. The behavior and appearance are part of the same cultural image which is sold.
 
2013-07-23 08:52:09 AM  

Jim_Callahan: The fact that it's entirely believable that the player actually did this and the sheer stupidity of it doesn't push it into obvious frame-up territory pretty much tells you everything that's wrong with college sports in one short sentence.


There are far more college athletes who make it through their NCAA careers without engaging in burglary than assholes like this.

But you're right on this: a soiled reputation is something not easily repaired.
 
2013-07-23 09:06:40 AM  
media.komonews.com
 
2013-07-23 09:07:04 AM  
played in 11 games last year as a true freshman, notching four tackles.

Four tackles in 11 games?

/nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-07-23 09:07:48 AM  
New Hotness: Go Robbing Irish!
 
2013-07-23 09:08:25 AM  
Just get your lawyer to claim you lost your sweats the previous week near a bus station. Someone else robbed the house and people saw the numbers, thought it was you.

/problem solved. Unless they got prints...
 
2013-07-23 09:12:14 AM  
As a UofL fan I can only say

pragmaticobotsunite.com
 
2013-07-23 09:23:19 AM  
I'm glad that I'll be paying off student loans all my life and these idiots go to school for free.

Well, not this guy anymore I would assume. But still.
 
2013-07-23 09:24:34 AM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: As a Marshall University alum I want to point out we did it first and did it with three imported Floridian thugs.
http://www.herald-dispatch.com/x1790492632/Holliday-dismisses-3-inco mi ng-true-freshmen-from-team


I don't think a lot of these guys realized that muscled up black dudes stick out like a sore thumb in West Virginia and aren't that hard to track down.


That's kind of what I was thinking. From what I've heard from a friend of mine that went to WVU, the college football teams are practically the entire compliment of black people in the state. Add in "he was the size of a refrigerator" and it's not like the police have a very large suspect pool.
 
2013-07-23 09:29:43 AM  
thinkprogress.org
"Could of been me 35 years ago."
 
2013-07-23 09:31:49 AM  
Thank God we got some Zimmerman talk in a sports thread. It's clear the universe would collapse if that wasn't brought up by some moron in discussions that have nothing to do with Zimmerman.

/what can I say, I profile people who insert Zimmerman into unrelated discussions, I assume they're morons. I mean, you don't put that image out there if you don't want people to think you're a moron, right?
 
2013-07-23 09:40:25 AM  
When asked about Harris, WVU's director of football communications Mike Montoro, "We have no comment on individuals who aren't with the West Virginia Football program."

Heh. Cute.
 
2013-07-23 09:46:04 AM  
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 07:49:44 AM


AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?

Oh look. Race baiting already.
 
2013-07-23 10:02:10 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?


Don't be silly. White people don't do home invasions.
 
2013-07-23 10:06:56 AM  

js34603: Thank God we got some Zimmerman talk in a sports thread. It's clear the universe would collapse if that wasn't brought up by some moron in discussions that have nothing to do with Zimmerman.

/what can I say, I profile people who insert Zimmerman into unrelated discussions, I assume they're morons. I mean, you don't put that image out there if you don't want people to think you're a moron, right?


Thank you. I am sick of people in this country right now
 
2013-07-23 10:40:35 AM  

jaybeezey: Well he is from Florida.


How did Florida let this gem slip away?

I wonder what everyone's excuse is now since they say people rob because they're poor, this kid had everything given to him and still wanted to be a scumbag.
 
2013-07-23 10:44:23 AM  
Wall_of_Doodoo:: As a Marshall University alum I want to point out we did it first and did it with three imported Floridian thugs.
http://www.herald-dispatch.com/x1790492632/Holliday-dismisses-3-inco mi ng-true-freshmen-from-team
I don't think a lot of these guys realized that muscled up black dudes stick out like a sore thumb in West Virginia and aren't that hard to track down.


Of those three involved in that robbery, only one went to jail in West Virginia, for two years. Three months after he got out he went back to jail in Florida for five years for attempting to run over two cops who woke him up after he passed out while doing drugs in his car.
The other two transferred to Hampton University, and one of them is now their ace running back, with a good shot at the pros.
 
2013-07-23 10:45:03 AM  

OnlyM3: HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 07:49:44 AM


AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?
Oh look. Race baiting already.


We get it, you hate black people.
 
2013-07-23 10:45:49 AM  
Klink?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-23 10:55:04 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: OnlyM3: HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 07:49:44 AM


AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?
Oh look. Race baiting already.

We get it, you hate black people.


No, that doesn't mean someone hates black people, but it should raise issues of why kids do this even after being given everything. Then also ask why they never use color to describe minority suspects in the media unless they victim is a minority. Read the book Bias, its really interesting and was written by an old time journalist who watched these changes take place.
 
2013-07-23 11:00:41 AM  

steamingpile: HotWingConspiracy: OnlyM3: HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 07:49:44 AM


AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?
Oh look. Race baiting already.

We get it, you hate black people.

No, that doesn't mean someone hates black people,


No, that dude definitely hates black people, but he's your typical mealy mouthed fark racist that won't come out and say it. You'll notice he's accusing me of race baiting when I was responding to someone that brought up race. Why? Because I mentioned white people.

but it should raise issues of why kids do this even after being given everything.

Do you feel stupidity is exclusive to black kids?
 
2013-07-23 11:28:15 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: steamingpile: HotWingConspiracy: OnlyM3: HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 07:49:44 AM


AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?
Oh look. Race baiting already.

We get it, you hate black people.

No, that doesn't mean someone hates black people,

No, that dude definitely hates black people, but he's your typical mealy mouthed fark racist that won't come out and say it. You'll notice he's accusing me of race baiting when I was responding to someone that brought up race. Why? Because I mentioned white people.

but it should raise issues of why kids do this even after being given everything.

Do you feel stupidity is exclusive to black kids?


No I feel lack of parental guidance is almost exclusive to black kids, its in some white kids homes as well but I have never bought the argument that being poor causes you to rob.

Most stupidity in the black community I lump on their so-called leaders who keep trying to make excuses or blame others for their failures.
 
2013-07-23 11:34:27 AM  

steamingpile: No I feel lack of parental guidance is almost exclusive to black kids


You certainly live up to your nic
 
2013-07-23 11:40:03 AM  

steamingpile: HotWingConspiracy: steamingpile: HotWingConspiracy: OnlyM3: HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark]
2013-07-23 07:49:44 AM


AverageAmericanGuy: Assholes like this are why Zimmerman felt the need to trail Trayvon Martin.

Way to go reinforcing racial stereotypes, dickhead.

But I thought Zimmerman didn't profile.

Do you feel the same way when white people rob houses?
Oh look. Race baiting already.

We get it, you hate black people.

No, that doesn't mean someone hates black people,

No, that dude definitely hates black people, but he's your typical mealy mouthed fark racist that won't come out and say it. You'll notice he's accusing me of race baiting when I was responding to someone that brought up race. Why? Because I mentioned white people.

but it should raise issues of why kids do this even after being given everything.

Do you feel stupidity is exclusive to black kids?

No I feel lack of parental guidance is almost exclusive to black kids, its in some white kids homes as well


Well that's generous of you.

Most stupidity in the black community I lump on their so-called leaders who keep trying to make excuses or blame others for their failures.

So are they like the white leaders that blame minorities for their failures? Or do you buy that black people caused a global financial meltdown?
 
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