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(The Daily Meal)   Scientists invent durian wine, ostensibly for science and not on a dare   (thedailymeal.com) divider line 33
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2013-07-22 07:40:09 PM
Durian? So its sweet tasting with a slight bouquet of undead ballsweat?
 
2013-07-22 07:44:36 PM
Donotwant.jpg
 
2013-07-22 07:46:06 PM
Hey scientists, why not find a cure for cancer before making durian wine? Dumbasses
 
2013-07-22 07:48:18 PM
It'll be marketed as "M.D. 20/100." One sip, and you can't see straight for days.
 
2013-07-22 07:48:56 PM
Wake me when I can have a pan-galactic garble-blaster or however you spell it,

/brick to the brain
 
2013-07-22 07:49:59 PM
It will be the only wine that doesn't help you get laid.
 
2013-07-22 07:57:09 PM
*BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF*
 
2013-07-22 07:58:40 PM
www.slrobertson.com
 
2013-07-22 08:02:13 PM
How would it stack up against a Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga?
 
2013-07-22 08:08:24 PM
I might drink it if I was thirsty like the wolf.
 
2013-07-22 08:10:43 PM

minoridiot: I might drink it if I was thirsty like the wolf.


Thank you.  I was trying to get there, too, but couldn't figure out a way.
 
2013-07-22 08:15:23 PM
I always associate Singapore with being prim and proper, at least compared to the rest of Asia. So their obsession with durian fruit just seems at odds with a country that has banned chewing gum and anything resembling porn.
 
2013-07-22 09:08:54 PM
Yes. Yes, I would drink that.
 
2013-07-22 09:29:29 PM

netgamer7k: Hey scientists, why not find a cure for cancer before making durian wine? Dumbasses


Hey Dumbass, why not realize that with millions of people that scientific pursuits are varied?

Scientist.
 
2013-07-22 09:42:55 PM
I tried durian for the sake of saying that I've tried it and while it's not the worst thing I've eaten, it's completely counter-intuitive how it became a delicacy in the first place. I often wonder about the first person to ever try a durian, what their state of mind must have been.
 
2013-07-22 09:45:36 PM
Blargh.

Yeah, who wants apple pie with onions? Because that's what it tastes like.
 
2013-07-22 10:19:42 PM

wildcardjack: I always associate Singapore with being prim and proper, at least compared to the rest of Asia. So their obsession with durian fruit just seems at odds with a country that has banned chewing gum and anything resembling porn.


Think monks whipping themselves, and this will all make more sense.
 
2013-07-22 10:21:28 PM

Toquinha: I tried durian for the sake of saying that I've tried it and while it's not the worst thing I've eaten, it's completely counter-intuitive how it became a delicacy in the first place. I often wonder about the first person to ever try a durian, what their state of mind must have been.


My guess is they were really farking hungry.
 
2013-07-22 10:22:11 PM

orclover: Durian? So its sweet tasting with a slight bouquet of undead ballsweat?


Thanks for the chuckle.  If I could re-favorite you, that would've just happened.
 
2013-07-22 10:46:59 PM

Victoly: How would it stack up against a Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga?


Both would be particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

/real emetic fan
 
2013-07-22 10:49:48 PM
i.imgur.com

How do you think they got to look like that?
 
2013-07-22 11:54:43 PM
So, the same way that wine is made from every other fruit in the world?  Thanks, scientists!

/already had durian beer.
 
2013-07-23 12:58:02 AM

Manfred J. Hattan: So, the same way that wine is made from every other fruit in the world?  Thanks, scientists!

/already had durian beer.


Hey, finding a yeast that could actually stand to eat that shiat must have been pretty difficult.
 
2013-07-23 01:00:11 AM

Manfred J. Hattan: So, the same way that wine is made from every other fruit in the world?  Thanks, scientists!

/already had durian beer.


I cannot comprehend that.

I tried a durian milk shake once and it was the closest that I've come to instantly vomiting.  To me, it was by far the most disgusting thing that I've (knowingly) tried.  I've met folks who love durians and they think that my story is an exaggeration.

To each their own.  But ... dayum!
 
2013-07-23 01:03:31 AM

Trocadero: Manfred J. Hattan: So, the same way that wine is made from every other fruit in the world?  Thanks, scientists!

/already had durian beer.

Hey, finding a yeast that could actually stand to eat that shiat must have been pretty difficult.


Yeast don't have a sense of smell.
 
2013-07-23 02:31:31 AM

Trocadero: Manfred J. Hattan: So, the same way that wine is made from every other fruit in the world?  Thanks, scientists!

/already had durian beer.

Hey, finding a yeast that could actually stand to eat that shiat must have been pretty difficult.


Insert "your mom" joke here.
 
2013-07-23 05:17:22 AM
At last, a proper alternative to drinking an alcoholic's sick out of an unflushed toilet.
 
2013-07-23 08:14:02 AM
It might not be terrible. Dodol Durian (candied fruit) does have that real essence of zombie vomit and is actually pretty good.
 
2013-07-23 08:19:05 AM

minoridiot: I might drink it if I was thirsty like the wolf.


upload.wikimedia.org

Sees what you did there.
 
2013-07-23 10:28:53 AM
Durian is great... it doesn't stink to me, but I know a lot of people can't stand it. To me, it's like ice cream - creamy, sweet, pungent but in a good way. The seeds are also edible and are quite delicious, kind of like chestnuts but more robust in flavor.

I guess it's one of those things you either love or you hate. Greeks have their Ouzo which to me tastes like licorice that's had rubbing alcohol poured over it, Scots have their Haggis, certain americans have their rocky mountain oysters.... at least with during there's been no processing, it's a purely natural fruit.

had a blonde girlfriend once who literally ran to the sink and puked after trying a mouthful though, lol
 
2013-07-23 10:42:01 AM

Toquinha: I tried durian for the sake of saying that I've tried it and while it's not the worst thing I've eaten, it's completely counter-intuitive how it became a delicacy in the first place. I often wonder about the first person to ever try a durian, what their state of mind must have been.


The first person was drunk so he ate durian fruit. Now people are sober so they drink durian wine. Then they'll be drunk and thus the circle has been completed.
 
2013-07-23 08:35:43 PM
This is kinda tasty:

im3.tokobagus.biz

/Weird, but tasty
//When you need some Durian but it's too early for wine.
 
2013-07-24 12:04:54 AM
The wife eats durian occasionally and I didn't find the odor to be *that* repulsive. It didn't taste bad, either, though It wasn't my bag. The slimy texture is a bit and for a turn-off for me.
 
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