T.rex: LA people get real tans... thanks.
AdolfOliverPanties: Does it still stink? I'm all for looking hot and tan, but if it the tanning solution makes me stink like bong water and ass, I'll just stay pale.
Gergesa: Can't they just invent some pills that cause the skin cells to release pigmentation instead?
MrEricSir: T.rex: LA people get real tans... thanks.Real tans are fine if you don't mind people mistaking your face for a catcher's mitt by the time you turn 30.
basemetal: What a strange society we have become.
threadjackistan: Gergesa: Can't they just invent some pills that cause the skin cells to release pigmentation instead?I swear I read an article in Wired about such a pill years ago. Side effects included anti-inflammatory effects(basically a mild pain killer), as well as increased sex-drive and weight-loss.Okay, here is some reading material.http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.06/melanotan.htmlhttp://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/feb/21/australia.healthhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanotan_II
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