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(Los Angeles Magazine)   Great news for LA people: spray-tan technology has improved within the last decade, making you look more like a goddess and less like an Oompa Loompa   (lamag.com) divider line 25
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2013-07-22 07:47:25 PM
LA people get real tans... thanks.
 
2013-07-22 07:49:26 PM
John Boehner seen weeping with joy
 
2013-07-22 07:55:09 PM
Does it still stink?  I'm all for looking hot and tan, but if it the tanning solution makes me stink like bong water and ass, I'll just stay pale.
 
2013-07-22 07:58:03 PM

T.rex: LA people get real tans... thanks.


Real tans are fine if you don't mind people mistaking your face for a catcher's mitt by the time you turn 30.
 
2013-07-22 08:02:11 PM
$758 million a year by 2015
 
2013-07-22 08:18:51 PM
Good news for the House of Representatives.
 
2013-07-22 08:26:39 PM
Can't they just invent some pills that cause the skin cells to release pigmentation instead?
 
2013-07-22 09:09:46 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Does it still stink?  I'm all for looking hot and tan, but if it the tanning solution makes me stink like bong water and ass, I'll just stay pale.


If it smells like that, I might as well be tan.
 
2013-07-22 09:13:47 PM

Gergesa: Can't they just invent some pills that cause the skin cells to release pigmentation instead?


I swear I read an article in Wired about such a pill years ago. Side effects included anti-inflammatory effects(basically a mild pain killer), as well as increased sex-drive and weight-loss.


Okay, here is some reading material.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.06/melanotan.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/feb/21/australia.health
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanotan_II
 
2013-07-22 09:29:24 PM

MrEricSir: T.rex: LA people get real tans... thanks.

Real tans are fine if you don't mind people mistaking your face for a catcher's mitt by the time you turn 30.


Hey, better a catcher's mitt than a zombie... Thats what i always say.
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2013-07-22 10:06:34 PM
goddess of the oompa loompas?
 
2013-07-22 11:12:19 PM
Like a goddess? About time.
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2013-07-22 11:14:14 PM
What a strange society we have become.
 
2013-07-22 11:58:03 PM

basemetal: What a strange society we have become.


Nah. Getting sprayed with orange paint is pretty far from the strangest body modification in history.
 
2013-07-23 12:13:16 AM
Some of us Angelenos were born with tans. :P
 
2013-07-23 01:44:42 AM
Too late for some:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-23 02:06:42 AM

Gergesa: Can't they just invent some pills that cause the skin cells to release pigmentation instead?


That's been around for a long time.  It's called Black Man Sperm.  It only works on your children, though.
 
2013-07-23 02:08:21 AM

threadjackistan: Gergesa: Can't they just invent some pills that cause the skin cells to release pigmentation instead?

I swear I read an article in Wired about such a pill years ago. Side effects included anti-inflammatory effects(basically a mild pain killer), as well as increased sex-drive and weight-loss.


Okay, here is some reading material.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.06/melanotan.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/feb/21/australia.health
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanotan_II


I think I speak for all fark guys when I say we are far more interested in seeing pictures of hot women in tiny bikinis trying to get natural tans.  In other words, tl;dnr
 
2013-07-23 03:53:09 AM
This thread is totally useless w/o pics of tan goddesses
 
2013-07-23 05:41:02 AM
I prefer my Goddesses to be pale, TYWM.
 
2013-07-23 07:48:41 AM
And all of you getting tans are still just as vain and vapid as before.  No extra charge.
 
2013-07-23 09:01:02 AM

andrewagill: Too late for some:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 550x366]


For fark's sake, I swear his campaign advisers were paid by someone else with the specific purpose of making him look like an ass.

THIS is what happens when the court is too afraid to tell the Emperor he has no clothes.
 
2013-07-23 09:49:05 AM
Do they make one you can spray on your....................boner?
 
2013-07-23 08:50:06 PM
Maybe Hulk Hogan can stop looking like he has rubber skin now.
 
2013-07-24 01:01:51 AM
Do they have green?
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
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