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(Huffington Post)   You know how the U.S. had 500 of Al Qaeda's top fighters in Abu Ghraib awaiting death sentences? Yeah, they all just escaped   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 217
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2013-07-22 05:19:21 PM
Thin Lizzy was right.
 
2013-07-22 05:22:01 PM
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SOMEBODY, TURN IT ON!!!
 
2013-07-22 05:26:08 PM
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
 
2013-07-22 05:33:54 PM
That's a lot of no. 2's.
 
2013-07-22 06:07:37 PM
Thanks Obama.
 
2013-07-22 06:11:53 PM
The US handed control and possession of Abu Ghraib to the government of Iraq in 2006. So, it's not our fault for a change!
 
2013-07-22 06:13:22 PM

RexTalionis: The US handed control and possession of Abu Ghraib to the government of Iraq in 2006.


Damn. I should have held my snark until after you posted this. I knew it was coming after all.

Damn damn.
 
2013-07-22 06:14:44 PM
Well, what other reason did we have to stick around?
 
2013-07-22 06:16:26 PM
You had one job.
 
2013-07-22 06:16:35 PM
THANKS, SNOWDEN
 
2013-07-22 06:17:16 PM
Their country, their problem.
 
2013-07-22 06:17:18 PM
Time to buy 10 decks of cards.
 
2013-07-22 06:18:23 PM

gilgigamesh: Thanks Obama. Zimmerman


/FTFY
 
2013-07-22 06:18:56 PM
Mission accomplished.
 
2013-07-22 06:19:02 PM
Wait, you means somewhere we freedomed has gone to hell in a handbasket?

Well, color me surprised.

/mission accomplished indeed
 
2013-07-22 06:20:54 PM
If I were a civilian in those parts, I'd run, duck and hide.
 
2013-07-22 06:20:58 PM
Header should read: They all just "escaped".
 
2013-07-22 06:21:00 PM
And we were this close to catching Carmen Sandiego, too.
 
2013-07-22 06:21:22 PM

gweilo8888: Wait, you means somewhere we freedomed has gone to hell in a handbasket?

Well, color me surprised.

/mission accomplished indeed


Not all missions were equally accomplished.
 
2013-07-22 06:22:21 PM
They had 500 top fighters? Al Qaeda's rank structure must be really flat.
 
2013-07-22 06:23:04 PM

FuturePastNow: Their country, their problem.


Right.  Because Al Qaeda is known to stay in one country, and never cause trouble abroad.
 
2013-07-22 06:23:19 PM
I see we've covered all of the essentials already.  Let's see, Obama [✔], Snowden [✔], Zimmerman [✔], I guess we can safely declare this thread closed.
 
2013-07-22 06:23:46 PM
Now we get to find out how well those secretly-implanted GPS locators work.
 
2013-07-22 06:27:02 PM
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This is where we put all the terrorists and number twos and suspects that we trap. Quite simple really. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and... the light is green, the trap is clean! The terrorist is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility.
 
2013-07-22 06:30:39 PM
Thank god we have the the TSA Community Outreach Program. I await my groping by a fat  woman who likes to swivel her head when she speaks.
 
2013-07-22 06:31:02 PM
I bet they get health care before the U.S, does.
 
2013-07-22 06:31:53 PM
TA DA!!!!
 
2013-07-22 06:32:04 PM

UsikFark: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x368]

This is where we put all the terrorists and number twos and suspects that we trap. Quite simple really. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and... the light is green, the trap is clean! The terrorist is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility.

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Shut it down!
 
2013-07-22 06:32:22 PM

PistolGripPump: I see we've covered all of the essentials already.  Let's see, Obama [✔], Snowden [✔], Zimmerman [✔], I guess we can safely declare this thread closed.


The escapees are en route to Benghazi.
 
2013-07-22 06:32:34 PM
Time for Iraq Invasion part 3 (Al Qaeda strikes back). Jack Black can play Norman Schwarzkopf. Sam Waterston as President Bush.

"In a world ...... ruled by terror...one country.....must overcome great ods...... for freedom!"
 
2013-07-22 06:33:05 PM
Quick! alert Daredevil to quit hanging with Typhoid Mary
 
2013-07-22 06:33:06 PM

gilgigamesh: RexTalionis: The US handed control and possession of Abu Ghraib to the government of Iraq in 2006.

Damn. I should have held my snark until after you posted this. I knew it was coming after all.

Damn damn.


Meh. I was going to post the same thing, just ironically. Magical time machine and all.

I'm sure all of the freed prisoners will be so relieved and happy that they'll return to quiet lives of subsistence farming, and we'll never hear from any of them ever again.
 
2013-07-22 06:35:08 PM
Mission accomplished!
 
2013-07-22 06:35:28 PM
If only there were some island prison we could put them on. Not something Native American necessarily. Maybe with a bit more of a Latin/Caribbean flavor.
 
2013-07-22 06:35:31 PM
If they were 'top fighters' they would of been killed in action. Same as if they knew anything worth knowing they'd be in our custody or dead.
 
2013-07-22 06:35:42 PM

RexTalionis: The US handed control and possession of Abu Ghraib to the government of Iraq in 2006. So, it's not our fault for a change!


Unless maybe you think handing control of a prison full of maniacs to a country full of mental infants is a mistake.
 
2013-07-22 06:36:13 PM
So, is this like restocking the fishing pond?
 
2013-07-22 06:36:19 PM
Did they have 3 tunnels; named Tom, Dick and Harry?
 
2013-07-22 06:36:44 PM

Triumph: Thin Lizzy was right.


S.O.D. was right.
 
2013-07-22 06:37:28 PM

PistolGripPump: I see we've covered all of the essentials already.  Let's see, Obama [✔], Snowden [✔], Zimmerman [✔], I guess we can safely declare this thread closed.


Hold on.  Ed Grubermann might show up to blame it on Catholic priests.
 
2013-07-22 06:38:13 PM
Is this a conspiracy yet?
 
2013-07-22 06:38:22 PM
This is not a repeat from November 2001.
 
2013-07-22 06:38:33 PM

Trocadero: UsikFark: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x368]

This is where we put all the terrorists and number twos and suspects that we trap. Quite simple really. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and... the light is green, the trap is clean! The terrorist is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility.
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Shut it down!


That movie really has some pro-capitalist, anti-regulation themes. Government trying to keep the thinking man down.
 
2013-07-22 06:39:08 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: PistolGripPump: I see we've covered all of the essentials already.  Let's see, Obama [✔], Snowden [✔], Zimmerman [✔], I guess we can safely declare this thread closed.

The escapees are en route to Benghazi.


GODDAMMIT SO MUCH!
 
2013-07-22 06:39:50 PM

Son of Thunder: PistolGripPump: I see we've covered all of the essentials already.  Let's see, Obama [✔], Snowden [✔], Zimmerman [✔], I guess we can safely declare this thread closed.

Hold on.  Ed Grubermann might show up to blame it on Catholic priests.


Can I just slip in here and blame it on the Anglo-Persian Oil Company? No? How about....ah....er...Halliburton? Come on! We need a war so Republicans can take back the White House and hire huge numbers of contractors!
 
2013-07-22 06:40:02 PM

UsikFark: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x368]

This is where we put all the terrorists and number twos and suspects that we trap. Quite simple really. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and... the light is green, the trap is clean! The terrorist is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility.


awesome.
 
2013-07-22 06:40:07 PM
I believe you mean Abubu Ghraib-b-b.
 
2013-07-22 06:40:54 PM
This is NOT the CHANGE we were HOPING for.
 
2013-07-22 06:41:37 PM

Kuta: If only there were some island prison we could put them on. Not something Native American necessarily. Maybe with a bit more of a Latin/Caribbean flavor.


The Devil you say...
 
2013-07-22 06:42:23 PM
May be if the U.S. stopped waging war against the American people, they could keep on top of the important stuff....
Doubtful.
 
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