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2013-07-22 04:08:53 PM  
I ain't saying she's a gold digger; Ok, that's exactly what I'm saying.
 
2013-07-22 04:13:50 PM  
Third marriages for them both? This time it's going to work out, I can feel it.
 
2013-07-22 04:14:20 PM  
I can hardly wait for the dollar dance with the bride
 
2013-07-22 04:14:55 PM  
I'm gonna need to check out those boobs. Those are really easy to fake.
 
2013-07-22 04:16:09 PM  
I can't go til death do us part.  I've got overhead, you're going to take up valuable bed space.  Best I can do is 20 years.  I've got a life to run here.
 
2013-07-22 04:16:49 PM  

ShawnDoc: I ain't saying she's a goldsilver digger; Ok, that's exactly what I'm saying.


There, fixed....remember the old man has a fetish for the stuff
 
2013-07-22 04:20:24 PM  

ShawnDoc: I ain't saying she's a gold digger; Ok, that's exactly what I'm saying.


Saw the pic and the same thought popped into my head. No way that dude scores that chick if he isn't making bank.
 
2013-07-22 04:24:43 PM  

tricycleracer: I can't go til death do us part.  I've got overhead, you're going to take up valuable bed space.  Best I can do is 20 years.  I've got a life to run here.


Ok that was good.
 
2013-07-22 04:25:54 PM  

tricycleracer: I can't go til death do us part.  I've got overhead, you're going to take up valuable bed space.  Best I can do is 20 years.  I've got a life to run here.


You win the internet
 
2013-07-22 04:28:51 PM  

tricycleracer: I can't go til death do us part.  I've got overhead, you're going to take up valuable bed space.  Best I can do is 20 years.  I've got a life to run here.


That's funny shoat right there...
being on #3
On another note, I'm not gonna lump scorn on either one, both being on #3, maybe they've gotten the bullshiat out of the way, who knows?
 
2013-07-22 04:31:13 PM  
It's marriage #3 for both 47-year-old Harrison and 36-year-old Burditt.

Oh yeah, this is gonna last FOR-EVER.
 
2013-07-22 04:32:56 PM  
I can't make up my mind who's worse, Chumlee with his white tennis shoes and shades on his head or Danny Koker with his sleeveless tux an wallet chain. Way to be classy guys.
 
2013-07-22 04:33:27 PM  
This guy doesn't buy boats because he's afraid of losing money, and he's getting married for a THIRD time? Sounds like he's an idiot.
 
2013-07-22 04:40:47 PM  
Mikey1969 maybe they've gotten the bullshiat out of the way, who knows?

You do know you're posting this in a thread about a sadsack Vegas Reality TV Star named for Tennessee Tuxedo's Walrus sidekick, right?

/Let's Go See Mr. Whoopee about Nevada Community Property Laws
 
2013-07-22 04:44:49 PM  

FlyingJ: You do know you're posting this in a thread about a sadsack Vegas Reality TV Star named for Tennessee Tuxedo's Walrus sidekick, right?


No, he's posting in a thread about that sadsack's boss.
 
2013-07-22 04:55:19 PM  

ChrisDe: I'm gonna need to check out those boobs. Those are really easy to fake.


If they're real, I'd love to have them.  They're going to look really great, in my shop.
 
2013-07-22 04:55:59 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com
Bottom pic...reminds me a teabagger rally, only with fewer signs and better clothes.
 
2013-07-22 04:56:31 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: ShawnDoc: I ain't saying she's a gold digger; Ok, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Saw the pic and the same thought popped into my head. No way that dude scores that chick if he isn't making bank.


She's there until the network unplugs the ATM.
6 months.
 
2013-07-22 04:56:57 PM  

Rapmaster2000: ChrisDe: I'm gonna need to check out those boobs. Those are really easy to fake.

If they're real, I'd love to have them.  They're going to look really great, in my shop.


So, what were looking to do with those boobs?
 
2013-07-22 04:58:27 PM  
One could easily extrapolate the Rick Harrison meme to the wedding night.

"Go down on you?  Well, I'm not an expert on these things, but lemme call a guy I know, get him to come on down here..."
 
2013-07-22 04:58:47 PM  

FlyingJ: Mikey1969 maybe they've gotten the bullshiat out of the way, who knows?

You do know you're posting this in a thread about a sadsack Vegas Reality TV Star named for Tennessee Tuxedo's Walrus sidekick, right?

/Let's Go See Mr. Whoopee about Nevada Community Property Laws


Um, Chumlee didn't get married...
 
2013-07-22 05:05:45 PM  
Holy shiat, ARod makes 89 cents a second and that tub o goo marries this woman? Life just aint farking fair.
 
2013-07-22 05:08:23 PM  

ybishop: Holy shiat, ARod makes 89 cents a second and that tub o goo marries this woman? Life just aint farking fair.


He's the least out of shape person in the Pawn Shop. Besides, isn't A-Rod like a total prick? Not saying this dude isn't, but I seem to recall that not many people are on the A-Rod bandwagon anymore, I could be wrong though.
 
2013-07-22 05:09:33 PM  
She looks ... homeschooled.
 
2013-07-22 05:09:53 PM  

Mikey1969: Besides, isn't A-Rod like a total prick?


Is it A-Rod or Jeter that presents women with a thank you for banging me gift basket?
 
2013-07-22 05:14:11 PM  

Tom_Slick: Mikey1969: Besides, isn't A-Rod like a total prick?

Is it A-Rod or Jeter that presents women with a thank you for banging me gift basket?


It's Jeter, and it's more of a "hope this makes up for the herpes" gift basket.
 
2013-07-22 05:15:07 PM  

Tom_Slick: Mikey1969: Besides, isn't A-Rod like a total prick?

Is it A-Rod or Jeter that presents women with a thank you for banging me gift basket?


Wow, I hadn't even heard of that one, but looks like it's Jeter... LOL

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/jeter_booty_hauls_smU8l Fe bpsBGJXpyHoMKSN
 
2013-07-22 05:15:08 PM  
Thank you History Channel, thank you for spotlighting the everyday lives of sweaty fat people who are of no consequence. Could you please do a series on my Dominican cleaning woman?
 
2013-07-22 05:18:09 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com
Bottom picture reminds me of:

images.usatoday.com
 
2013-07-22 05:35:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 05:37:35 PM  
 
2013-07-22 05:53:58 PM  
After accidentally tuning his "show" in a couple of times, I can't see how he could possibly be divorced only three times.
 
2013-07-22 05:58:39 PM  
When I saw the URL said "Rick Harrison wedding Chumlee" , I was slightly terrified
 
2013-07-22 06:06:02 PM  
What an expert on weddings may look like...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-22 06:37:19 PM  
Wow. Now that's a classy bunch right there. Nice shoes Chumly. Got to love it when even the minister dresses like a scumbag.
 
2013-07-22 07:01:19 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x644]
Bottom pic...reminds me a teabagger rally, only with fewer signs and better clothes.


Thank God it didn't look like an OWS rally.  Hard to have a peaceful wedding when you have Molotov cocktails flying at you.
 
2013-07-22 07:46:47 PM  
DAMN!!!  I gotta buy me a pawn shop (and never have kids)!!!

I don't care if those aren't real, Rick knows him a hotass woman!

/$20, there's just no profit in it for me any higher.
 
2013-07-22 08:06:59 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: ShawnDoc: I ain't saying she's a gold and silver digger; Ok, that's exactly what I'm saying.

There, fixed....remember the old man has a fetish for the stuff


FTFYB
 
2013-07-22 08:40:58 PM  
That pic makes her look like she has exactly zero ass.
 
2013-07-22 08:45:41 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x644]
Bottom pic...reminds me a teabagger rally, only with fewer signs and better clothes.


If there are no signs and no heavyset woman in a stretched out american flag tank top shaking her tricep fat flap at someone it ain't a teabagger rally.

Only thing they have in common with that pic is it's a group of people.
 
2013-07-22 09:02:28 PM  
Holy schneikie! Danny Counts is an ordained minister? Sixth paragraph down
 
2013-07-22 09:09:10 PM  

Spanky McStupid: Holy schneikie! Danny Counts is an ordained minister? Sixth paragraph down


He comes off as the type...  Seems nice enough anyways
 
2013-07-22 09:18:24 PM  

ChrisDe: I'm gonna need to check out those boobs. Those are really easy to fake.


Even the fakes are worth something.
 
2013-07-22 09:20:15 PM  

Spanky McStupid: Holy schneikie! Danny Counts is an ordained minister? Sixth paragraph down


Dude you can do that on the internet for free by simply filling out a form. Link
 
2013-07-22 09:23:43 PM  

Lith: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x644]
Bottom pic...reminds me a teabagger rally, only with fewer signs and better clothes.

If there are no signs and no heavyset woman in a stretched out american flag tank top shaking her tricep fat flap at someone it ain't a teabagger rally.

Only thing they have in common with that pic is it's a group of people.


Buncha overweight white people,one on a hoverround? Looks like a bagger rally to me.
 
2013-07-22 10:51:01 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x644]
Bottom pic...reminds me a teabagger rally, only with fewer signs and better clothes.


that is only because you can't see their stupid tats. Democrats all the way.
 
2013-07-22 10:53:11 PM  

Tom_Slick: Mikey1969: Besides, isn't A-Rod like a total prick?

Is it A-Rod or Jeter that presents women with a thank you for banging me gift basket?


The women usually give Jeeter the gift.
 
2013-07-23 12:12:34 AM  
Yeah, from the look of it, we'll be seeing them on TMZ again reeeeallly soon. The only question is whether it'll be divorce, drunken battery, or a body in the desert lol
 
2013-07-23 12:15:19 AM  

LawPD: Wow. Now that's a classy bunch right there. Nice shoes Chumly. Got to love it when even the minister dresses like a scumbag.


The family IS from North Carolina, unless I'm much mistaken. It's like the freaking Beverly Hillbillies in those pics.
 
2013-07-23 09:36:53 AM  
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