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(Uproxx)   Wounded Aurora couple got married on its one year anniversary simply to "remember the day differently"   (uproxx.com) divider line 71
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2013-07-22 01:33:42 PM
A.W's-

/that is all
 
2013-07-22 02:50:07 PM
FTFA:   "...[the newlyweds] got married on Saturday, exactly one-year after f*ck you, James Holmes."

...huh?
 
2013-07-22 02:54:05 PM
And now they're praying for the end of time.
 
2013-07-22 02:54:09 PM
More power to them.
 
2013-07-22 02:54:53 PM
I didn't expect the picture to be a lesbian couple. Good for them.
 
2013-07-22 02:56:03 PM

funzyr: I didn't expect the picture to be a lesbian couple. Good for them.


*snerk* (clicks article again...) *SNORT!*
 
2013-07-22 02:56:34 PM
And they were so good at dodging bullets, too...
 
2013-07-22 02:57:38 PM
qph.is.quoracdn.net
 
2013-07-22 02:59:02 PM

funzyr: I didn't expect the picture to be a lesbian couple. Good for them.


Truly a gay to remember.

/Fark needs a SUPERHERO tag.
 
2013-07-22 02:59:18 PM
They went to see the Lone Ranger and survived a bomb.
 
2013-07-22 02:59:23 PM
To remember the day differently by having the officiant talk in detail about the shooting.  Well done, morons.
 
2013-07-22 02:59:33 PM
My niece was born exactly one year after my mother died.  My dad had a rough time with it, at first.  But it did, in fact, turn an awful day to remember into a good one.  I'm happy for them.
 
2013-07-22 03:00:36 PM

devilEther: qph.is.quoracdn.net


What's the story with this goofball?
 
2013-07-22 03:01:31 PM
Here's a funny. My first wife and I married on July 3, 1994. Well, fast forward eight years and witness the birth of our beautiful daughter on that very same day in 2002. Happy Anniversary Birthday. Yay. Then fast forward a few more years to where first-wife's controlling, passive-aggressive bullshiat and joyless coontitude has become utterly intolerable and we make a divorce. Hooray for the betterment. And now, what would have been a sucktastic remembering of my anniversary with the first wife is now overwritten by the festive and joyful birthday of my beautiful daughter.

It is the Corrective Emotional Experience.
 
2013-07-22 03:01:36 PM
How about just not dwelling on it for the rest of your farking lives?

/Now it will also be remembered as the day you made the biggest mistake of your life!
 
2013-07-22 03:01:49 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: FTFA:   "...[the newlyweds] got married on Saturday, exactly one-year after f*ck you, James Holmes."

...huh?


That's what I said.  I assume there should have been a "because" in that sentence.
 
2013-07-22 03:03:03 PM

devilEther: [qph.is.quoracdn.net image 485x323]


Dear CIA and Fearstream media,

I was a terrible terrible soldier in the Marine Core that couldn't outshoot a scrawny, lunatic with no formal weapons training.

But due to my past military history and obvious mental instability, please put me on one of your lists.

Regards,
 
2013-07-22 03:03:30 PM
Happy memories until the year he forgets their anniversary or gets her a spatula as a gift. Then it'll all come flooding back and she'll end up in the corner, curled up, crying and slowly realizing this could have all been avoided.
 
2013-07-22 03:03:31 PM

kwame: devilEther: qph.is.quoracdn.net

What's the story with this goofball?


Oh, that's farker AverageAmericanGuy. He's allkindsa baddass.
 
2013-07-22 03:03:50 PM
i.imgur.com
RIP Aurorans
cdn.uproxx.com
Hey wait a minute that chick-[spoilers redacted]
 
2013-07-22 03:06:05 PM
Aww, that's sweet.

I can't believe this was a year ago already.
 
2013-07-22 03:06:39 PM
Was it a shotgun wedding?
 
2013-07-22 03:08:03 PM

devilEther: [qph.is.quoracdn.net image 485x323]


This dude is really serious about letting people know what a failure he is.

Can't afford $10,000 arsenal, lol
 
2013-07-22 03:09:22 PM
Get married to remember the release of a goddawful Batman movie differently...It's a strategy, anyhow,
 
2013-07-22 03:09:31 PM
My sister and her hubby were wed on Sept 11, 2000. Its funny, see, cause he's a doctor. 911! Get it?

*gawdamn turrists
 
2013-07-22 03:10:02 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Hey wait a minute that chick-[spoilers redacted]


I'd injure it.
 
2013-07-22 03:12:15 PM
The most special time in their relationship was when they got shot.
 
2013-07-22 03:12:39 PM

uttertosh: kwame: devilEther: qph.is.quoracdn.net

What's the story with this goofball?

Oh, that's farker AverageAmericanGuy. He's allkindsa baddass.


I thought it was Steve Carrell in a hilarious new comedy about a marine with PTSD who suffers paranoid delusions.
 
2013-07-22 03:13:51 PM
What is the divorce rate of Americans under 25, Alex?
 
2013-07-22 03:14:45 PM
I've been trying to forget The Dark Knight Rises too.  Such a tragedy of a movie.
 
2013-07-22 03:15:53 PM
The Dark Knight Rises was a decent movie, so get over your opening night butthurt, married couple. Maybe it wasn't as perfect as you wanted, but it's not worth whining about a year after the fact.
 
2013-07-22 03:16:34 PM

Mr. Cat Poop: I thought it was Steve Carrell in a hilarious new comedy about a marine with PTSD who suffers paranoid delusions


No, That's FlyNavy.
 
2013-07-22 03:20:40 PM
What's Aurora?   is that like what happened at the Boston Marathon?
 
2013-07-22 03:22:27 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: FTFA:   "...[the newlyweds] got married on Saturday, exactly one-year after f*ck you, James Holmes."

...huh?


It's UPROXX's way of being "edgy".
 
2013-07-22 03:24:53 PM
The good news is all the new restrictions on militarized civilian firearms that came about because of these 70 people being shot in only a few minutes. Hopefully in part thanks to their sacrifice our kids won't grow up in such an over-armed hyper violent America!
 
2013-07-22 03:29:10 PM

drew46n2: The good news is all the new restrictions on militarized civilian firearms that came about because of these 70 people being shot in only a few minutes. Hopefully in part thanks to their sacrifice our kids won't grow up in such an over-armed hyper violent America!


What a conscientious and placid subject! The Unites Stasi of Amerikka could use more of these!

Self defense is offensive. You will be assimilated.
 
2013-07-22 03:30:40 PM
Lemonade
 
2013-07-22 03:31:44 PM
Well, looks like this thread is headed of clear skies and calm waters.
 
2013-07-22 03:33:46 PM
ITT everyone complaining about Batman
 
2013-07-22 03:35:27 PM
They coulda done way worse than wed.
 
2013-07-22 03:35:58 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Dark Knight Rises was a decent movie, so get over your opening night butthurt, married couple. Maybe it wasn't as perfect as you wanted, but it's not worth whining about a year after the fact.


0/10. Dude got shot. Pretty sure he can whine about it for the rest of forever.
 
2013-07-22 03:38:28 PM
For some reason I was expecting it to be that couple where the boyfriend ran out and ditched his girlfriend and their 2 small children when the gunshots started.  Glad it wasn't.  Hope she left him.
 
2013-07-22 03:39:32 PM

FARK rebel soldier: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]
RIP Aurorans
[cdn.uproxx.com image 637x327]
Hey wait a minute that chick-[spoilers redacted]


She doesn't look like a wraith to me.
 
2013-07-22 03:43:47 PM
TFA: "I really need to do this because you don't know what's going to happen after tomorrow."

... and then he waits 9 more months? What was his original plan? Propose in 2015?
 
2013-07-22 03:45:40 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: FTFA:   "...[the newlyweds] got married on Saturday, exactly one-year after f*ck you, James Holmes."

...huh?


It's called an piss poor excuse for journalism.  It's the new normal.
 
2013-07-22 03:45:57 PM
Jeez!  Aurora ripped off the 'Boston Strong' thing?!

/derp
 
2013-07-22 03:46:15 PM
I give them two weeks, maximum.
 
2013-07-22 03:46:54 PM
Hero tag?  Really?
 
2013-07-22 03:47:04 PM
getting shot by a clown with no training and poor aim does not make one a here. also, these two look like complete farking douchebags. Like 99% of people in all 'those types' of colorado  towns actually.
 
2013-07-22 03:49:21 PM
They're like 12 years old, this should end well.
 
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