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(Fox News)   The summer slump is upon us, Detroit is in bankruptcy, Obamacare is unraveling, and the First Family has fled to Martha's Vineyard with approval ratings of 45%. What will Team Obama do to reverse its misfortunes? TALK MOAR   (foxnews.com ) divider line 165
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2013-07-22 01:17:13 PM  
Obama's approval ratings have barely budged, up or down, in 4 years. Do we really need to pretend otherwise to make pointless arguments?
 
2013-07-22 01:18:56 PM  
Obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*kevinbaconanimalhousetantrum.jpg*
 
2013-07-22 01:26:34 PM  
He could have saved everyone a from reading a bunch of stupid by just posting this:
forums.radioreference.com
 
2013-07-22 01:28:36 PM  
Why hasn't Obama nuked the sun, since it's so damn hot? Doesn't he know people are hurting out there? Why won't he bring the Solar plasma ghosts to the table, kicking and screaming to end these droughts and forest fires? Instead he goes to Martha's Vineyard? WTF? If he were a Real American, he'd be on a ranch, doing ranch stuff! You know, like the last guy did. Bush yelled at the Solar plasma ghosts, and intimidated them into submission! Instead, he's blaming the work of these plasma based terrorists, with their gaseous iron and copper based metabolisms, on some nebulous "global warming!" Globes don't radiate heat? They receive it, and the ONLY way a globe can warm is from an outside source. Study it out people! Obama is fiddling while the Earth burns!

Now sports.
 
2013-07-22 01:29:12 PM  
How many bills has the current Congress passed so far?   Eight or so?  And three of them were for the flavor of the month.
 
2013-07-22 01:29:51 PM  
photos.imageevent.com

Keep sucking.
 
2013-07-22 01:31:47 PM  
Martha's Fartyard
 
2013-07-22 01:31:57 PM  
Fail tag for you, subby?
 
2013-07-22 01:38:38 PM  
Obamacare appears to be unravelling. If you are an idiot, that is.
 
2013-07-22 01:39:32 PM  
global.fncstatic.com

Wasn't he in the movie Airplane!

image2.findagrave.com
 
2013-07-22 01:53:16 PM  
Of course if they weren't saying anything subby would be whining that they're in hiding and dodging the tough issues/questions
 
2013-07-22 01:56:31 PM  
cdn.stripersonline.com

That brush ain't gonna clear itself.
 
2013-07-22 02:02:29 PM  
Why is the world always so much worse in Republican Bizarroland?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-22 02:09:40 PM  

Sleeping Monkey: Why is the world always so much worse in Republican Bizarroland?


He's black.
 
2013-07-22 02:09:41 PM  

DamnYankees: Obama's approval ratings have barely budged, up or down, in 4 years. Do we really need to pretend otherwise to make pointless arguments?


What are you talking about? His numbers have been plummeting ever since he took office.

img.fark.net
 
2013-07-22 02:18:59 PM  

Sleeping Monkey: Why is the world always so much worse in Republican Bizarroland?


They have a religious all-or-nothing mentality that they apply to politics.
 
2013-07-22 02:21:11 PM  

nmrsnr: DamnYankees: Obama's approval ratings have barely budged, up or down, in 4 years. Do we really need to pretend otherwise to make pointless arguments?

What are you talking about? His numbers have been plummeting ever since he took office.

[img.fark.net image 640x480]


i think it's the misspelling of "kenyan" that makes me laugh at that meme so much.
 
2013-07-22 02:30:37 PM  
EVERY American should be farking scared right now. The Obama regime has singlehandedly destroyed our healthcare system. Real inflation is at least double-digits, but the purposely manipulated formula doesn't show this. Real unemployment is at least 15-20%. The regime has no qualms about killing its own people (see: Benghazi) or spying on us.

I can't wait for President Santorum to be elected in 2016 so he can start to undo the damage.
 
2013-07-22 02:34:50 PM  

themindiswatching: EVERY American should be farking scared right now. The Obama regime has singlehandedly destroyed our healthcare system. Real inflation is at least double-digits, but the purposely manipulated formula doesn't show this. Real unemployment is at least 15-20%. The regime has no qualms about killing its own people (see: Benghazi) or spying on us.

I can't wait for President Santorum to be elected in 2016 so he can start to undo the damage.


Troll or completely insane?
 
2013-07-22 02:37:02 PM  

Sid_6.7: themindiswatching: EVERY American should be farking scared right now. The Obama regime has singlehandedly destroyed our healthcare system. Real inflation is at least double-digits, but the purposely manipulated formula doesn't show this. Real unemployment is at least 15-20%. The regime has no qualms about killing its own people (see: Benghazi) or spying on us.

I can't wait for President Santorum to be elected in 2016 so he can start to undo the damage.

Troll or completely insane?


Why not Both?
 
2013-07-22 02:37:27 PM  

Sid_6.7: themindiswatching: EVERY American should be farking scared right now. The Obama regime has singlehandedly destroyed our healthcare system. Real inflation is at least double-digits, but the purposely manipulated formula doesn't show this. Real unemployment is at least 15-20%. The regime has no qualms about killing its own people (see: Benghazi) or spying on us.

I can't wait for President Santorum to be elected in 2016 so he can start to undo the damage.

Troll or completely insane?


That one pegged my sarcasm meter - you need to get yours checked.
 
2013-07-22 02:50:33 PM  

DamnYankees: Do we really need to pretend otherwise to make pointless arguments?


you are talking about conservatives here
 
2013-07-22 02:51:15 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Martha's Fartyard


Fartha's Vineyard.
 
2013-07-22 02:52:35 PM  
ahh hahha I was just looking through my imgur for some good fartbama photoshops, and I found this:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 03:00:08 PM  
Maybe they can take a page from the Royal Family.  Is it too soon to try for cute little grandchildren for the public to adore?
 
2013-07-22 03:00:42 PM  

themindiswatching: EVERY American should be farking scared right now. The Obama regime has singlehandedly destroyed our healthcare system. Real inflation is at least double-digits, but the purposely manipulated formula doesn't show this. Real unemployment is at least 15-20%. The regime has no qualms about killing its own people (see: Benghazi) or spying on us.

I can't wait for President Santorum to be elected in 2016 so he can start to undo the damage.


Too well done.  I like your style, but you doubled down on President Santorum.  Too much.
 
2013-07-22 03:01:19 PM  
Every time a right wing nutter editorialist whines about Obama it probably helps his approval rating. They should probably TALK LESS
 
2013-07-22 03:02:51 PM  
Gop_Brazzers_necrophilia_edition.jpg
 
2013-07-22 03:03:25 PM  

Sid_6.7: themindiswatching: EVERY American should be farking scared right now. The Obama regime has singlehandedly destroyed our healthcare system. Real inflation is at least double-digits, but the purposely manipulated formula doesn't show this. Real unemployment is at least 15-20%. The regime has no qualms about killing its own people (see: Benghazi) or spying on us.

I can't wait for President Santorum to be elected in 2016 so he can start to undo the damage.

Troll or completely insane?


From his profile: "Ronald Reagan is not a hero"

There's no way he can truly believe all the shiat he spews above and NOT want to felate St. Reagan... so troll or sarcasm.
 
2013-07-22 03:05:01 PM  

nmrsnr: DamnYankees: Obama's approval ratings have barely budged, up or down, in 4 years. Do we really need to pretend otherwise to make pointless arguments?

What are you talking about? His numbers have been plummeting ever since he took office.

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And here are some actual charts and graphs.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/116479/barack-obama-presidential-job-appro v al.aspx
 
2013-07-22 03:07:44 PM  

Jackson Herring: ahh hahha I was just looking through my imgur for some good fartbama photoshops, and I found this:

[i.imgur.com image 800x288]


That's a cartogram, and it's a visually efficient way to compare EV (or population) weighting.

Here's some more if you're interested in that sort of thing.
 
2013-07-22 03:07:46 PM  
global.fncstatic.com

This is a picture of a man who is very satisfied with his butt plug.
 
2013-07-22 03:08:12 PM  
I take it the regular Fox News staff is taking their summer vacations and these are the fill-ins?

www.ludumdare.com
 
2013-07-22 03:09:40 PM  
Last week Fox was trying to push the narrative that Obama wasn't addressing poverty in America, without even a hint of irony about such talk being class warfare.
 
2013-07-22 03:09:52 PM  
If this is true, he's obviously going to lower gas prices by snapping his magic negro fingers. I for one applaud the GOP propaganda machine for bringing down his approval numbers which in turn bring down gas prices.
 
2013-07-22 03:10:16 PM  
He doesn't have to do anything; he already got his second term.
 
2013-07-22 03:10:41 PM  
Obama is going to fly up to 30,000 feet to urge the press corps and official Washington to return their focus to what he thinks worthy.

Up to 30,000?  Why not 40,000?  What does he have against these pilots?
 
2013-07-22 03:12:23 PM  
As a conservative, all we're asking is that he resign, admit to his crimes, show the real birth certificate (the one that shows that his father is Malcom X and his mother was Huey Newton), release all school transcripts, give Fox news an exclusive tour of the Nairobi hospital where he was born, turn himself into the Hague for starting the Iraq war under false pretenses, then hold another press conference to do an impression of Budd Dwyer.

Quit insisting we're unreasonable.
 
2013-07-22 03:13:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 03:13:33 PM  
Uh excuse me, waiter? Someone has vomited tired talking points all over my soup.
 
2013-07-22 03:14:11 PM  

Garet Garrett: Maybe they can take a page from the Royal Family.  Is it too soon to try for cute little grandchildren for the public to adore?


seeing as neither of their children are legal adults yet, could you imagine the explosion at FOX News if one of them did get pregnant?

or is being a single teenage mother OK, since Bristol Palin did it?
 
2013-07-22 03:14:42 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: As a conservative, all we're asking is that he resign, admit to his crimes, show the real birth certificate (the one that shows that his father is Malcom X and his mother was Huey Newton), release all school transcripts, give Fox news an exclusive tour of the Nairobi hospital where he was born, turn himself into the Hague for starting the Iraq war under false pretenses, then hold another press conference to do an impression of Budd Dwyer.

Quit insisting we're unreasonable.


No, Jimi Hendrix is the father. He's from Seattle and left handed.
 
2013-07-22 03:15:00 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 03:15:55 PM  
Do Republicans think if they keep saying "Obamacare is unraveling," it will magically become true?

Also, what does Obama have to do with Detroit?  He and W bailed out the auto industry.  Just because people called them "Detroit" doesn't make them the city of Detroit.
 
2013-07-22 03:16:26 PM  
Three Facts:

Fact 1: Unemployment went from 7.5% to 7.6% between April and May
Fact 2: Continuing this trend unemployment will be 9.2% in November 2014
Fact 3: No sitting President has ever been re-elected with unemployment above 9%

Obama's done. Deal with it.
 
2013-07-22 03:17:37 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: As a conservative, all we're asking is that he resign, admit to his crimes, show the real birth certificate (the one that shows that his father is Malcom X and his mother was Huey Lewis Newton), release all school transcripts, give Fox news an exclusive tour of the Nairobi hospital where he was born, turn himself into the Hague for starting the Iraq war under false pretenses, then hold another press conference to do an impression of Budd Dwyer.

Quit insisting we're unreasonable.



There we go.
 
2013-07-22 03:17:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 03:18:28 PM  

hubiestubert: Why hasn't Obama nuked the sun, since it's so damn hot?


Well, the missiles got close they would obviously melt before they got close enough to have an effect.

Of course if they asked me I'd point out that the whole problem would be avoided if they just send the missiles at night, but this administration's clearly too dumb to think of that.
 
2013-07-22 03:19:01 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: As a conservative, all we're asking is that he resign, admit to his crimes, show the real birth certificate (the one that shows that his father is Malcom X and his mother was Huey Newton), release all school transcripts, give Fox news an exclusive tour of the Nairobi hospital where he was born, turn himself into the Hague for starting the Iraq war under false pretenses, then hold another press conference to do an impression of Budd Dwyer.

Quit insisting we're unreasonable.

i.chzbgr.com


We also want him to admit he was in the Whoomp There It Is video
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-07-22 03:21:38 PM  

DeanChambers: Three Facts:

Fact 1: Unemployment went from 7.5% to 7.6% between April and May
Fact 2: Continuing this trend unemployment will be 9.2% in November 2014
Fact 3: No sitting President has ever been re-elected with unemployment above 9%

Obama's done. Deal with it.


Ok, I laughed
 
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