lostcat: Cremains is a real word.
Carn: lostcat: Cremains is a real word.If this guy couldn't poop after he snorted them, would he be cremainstipated?
D135: [*insert lame Keith Richards joke here]
ReverendJynxed: If he confused coke and ashes, it's likely the coke he had before, wasn't.
brantgoose: South Park did it."A Ladder to Heaven", Season Six.Some damn fool will eventually make this premise into a sitcom script.Hilarity ensues when a dumbass burglar snorts the ashes of Kenny McCormick and becomes The Man with Two Spirits. Gay Native Americans will protest the show and the cowards at Fox will pull it after episode two but it will return on Comedy Central for an additional four episodes.
karmaceutical: [www.findmall.com image 320x194]
theborg1of4: That wasn't herb tea... that was Herb!
weltallica: "He thought he'd done found him a box of cocaine is what he thought..."[i.imgur.com image 400x224]"American" education. It's true. The rumours are true...
The Pope of Manwich Village: Stealing cocaine is not acceptable. You have to urn it.
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