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2013-07-22 08:22:18 PM  

LucklessWonder: Lights go out. Shield, Wyatts & 'Taker all in ring trying to figure out who the cue was for.


I lol'd
 
2013-07-22 08:22:20 PM  
Sheamus' thigh bruise is exactly in the shape of Africa.
 
2013-07-22 08:22:30 PM  
fark this match
 
2013-07-22 08:22:31 PM  
It's that a Michael Cole chant? What the fark?
 
2013-07-22 08:22:48 PM  
"YES! YES! YES!" chant

And a Michael Cole chant

These farkers are drunk already
 
2013-07-22 08:22:58 PM  

rebelpride644: It's that a Michael Cole chant? What the fark?


"Look, we're cool like NJ too!"
 
2013-07-22 08:23:10 PM  

tbaughm: Are they chanting Michael Cole?


Sounded like it.
 
2013-07-22 08:23:13 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: rebelpride644: It's that a Michael Cole chant? What the fark?

"Look, we're cool like NJ too!"


Yep
 
2013-07-22 08:23:14 PM  

robsul82: Sheamus' thigh bruise is exactly in the shape of Africa.


That's just bad marketing on the part of The E. Should be Ireland.
Ha. Sheamus. Gingerly.
 
2013-07-22 08:23:19 PM  
Sheamus! Who did this to you?

I.....I fell, fella.
 
2013-07-22 08:23:19 PM  

Fisty Bum: JBL and Michael Cole chants already.  The crowd does not care.


I'm starting to hate this more than the, "What" chants. At least give me a hate chant or something. Indifference is way worse than X-Pac heat.
 
2013-07-22 08:23:25 PM  

clintster: The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: Brad said opportunity twice.  Guess he like opportunity.

I should make that the safe word.

No no no...  You make it a word you wouldn't normally say in intercourse!  Come on, that's a rookie mistake.  You'd be forcing him to join a variation on the kiss my ass club and thank you for it and he'd say something like "I appreciate this opportunity" and it'll kill the moment because you have to make sure he didn't get a metal stud in his eye or something.

I expect better from you.

You should also make it a word/phrase that is easily discernible when the mouth is otherwise filled.

/or so I've heard


Exactly!  Have you ever tried saying "opportunity" with women's underwear in your mouth?  It just sounds like "Rahrahrahrity".  It kind of sounds like "Yeah, do that to me".

Er...

So... Um...

So Clintster tells me anyway.
 
2013-07-22 08:23:27 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: CapnPlaty: If Alberto Del Rio doesn't win this, then that belt means absolutely nothing. I'm guessing an interference interruption perhaps?

Nah, he'll job clean to Limes because fark MIDCARD TITLES.

Wait... the World Title isn't supposed to be a midcard title?  When'd this happen?


He lost to Orton on Smackdown, it's a job title apparently.
 
2013-07-22 08:23:27 PM  

robsul82: LucklessWonder: Lights go out. Shield, Wyatts & 'Taker all in ring trying to figure out who the cue was for.

If the "Parks and Recreation" creative staff took over Raw...


Ron Swanson for GM! He can mock Cody's inferior facial hair.
 
2013-07-22 08:23:53 PM  
First non-ironic LET'S GO SHEAMUS chant in weeks
 
2013-07-22 08:23:56 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: MagSeven: MagSeven in the house!
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

According to Professor Scott Steiner's "Math the Steiner Way, you son of a biatch!" home supplemental edition, I believe I have a 133 and 1/3% chance of winning the Gredunza tonight! Let's see how it plays out!

Looks like we got a full house tonight. Ponies beware!

#nPo

[i1182.photobucket.com image 508x398]

Oh it's on now!

[img.fark.net image 256x256]
RRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 350x273]

*CHAIRSHOT*

"Don't start with me pony girl! Your guys threw the first punch!"

/sup SW?


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 08:23:57 PM  

cman: KellyKellyKelly: Sheamus/ADR?  Gee, never saw this match before.

They have RVD. Why not have ADR/RVD feud?

Or at least a Punk/RVD feud would be cool


ADR/RVD/PUNK = AVP?

RVD vs Punk would be a nice match. Was cool to watch RVD on Smackdown. Haven't really seen him much in the last few years and his moves aren't as over used..plus having more than 5 helps.
 
2013-07-22 08:24:05 PM  

CapnPlaty: hachimaki2234: CapnPlaty: Sheamus's thigh bruise is gnarly.

For real. It looked like he had trouble moving on it.

It looked worse when he tweeted a pic of it this weekend.  That is damn painful too, those kicks farking hurt.


Yup nothing fake about that.
 
2013-07-22 08:24:10 PM  
Alright, that was a cool move, I'll give Sheamus that.
 
2013-07-22 08:24:24 PM  
As usual, Sheamus and Del Rio are great in the ring, but are over like a lead softball with the audience.
 
2013-07-22 08:24:25 PM  

verbaltoxin: Fisty Bum: JBL and Michael Cole chants already.  The crowd does not care.

I'm starting to hate this more than the, "What" chants. At least give me a hate chant or something. Indifference is way worse than X-Pac heat.


Agreed.  There aren't any good hate chants anymore.
 
2013-07-22 08:24:29 PM  
And now "Let's GO Sheamus!" chants.

Stop trying to be smarky, Tejas. You ain't got it.

Can't wait for Zeb...
 
2013-07-22 08:24:33 PM  

cman: "YES! YES! YES!" chant

And a Michael Cole chant

These farkers are drunk already


They're in Austin. "Happy Hour" lasts from 12:00 am to 11:59 pm. :P
 
2013-07-22 08:24:42 PM  
App plug imminent

/after the break
//nPo4lyfe
 
2013-07-22 08:24:50 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: Brad said opportunity twice.  Guess he like opportunity.

I should make that the safe word.

No no no...  You make it a word you wouldn't normally say in intercourse!  Come on, that's a rookie mistake.  You'd be forcing him to join a variation on the kiss my ass club and thank you for it and he'd say something like "I appreciate this opportunity" and it'll kill the moment because you have to make sure he didn't get a metal stud in his eye or something.

I expect better from you.

You say that like I'm supposed to understand him with the ball gag in his mouth.  I thought you knew me, Y2P.


You have to have some respect for the health and well being of your slave.  You don't want to have to explain to the cops how the honeycomb caused a tear because he couldn't handle it.
 
2013-07-22 08:24:51 PM  
i222.photobucket.com here you go dougie
 
2013-07-22 08:24:55 PM  

Fisty Bum: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


Because Lime and Tequila go really well together!
 
2013-07-22 08:25:02 PM  

LucklessWonder: robsul82: LucklessWonder: Lights go out. Shield, Wyatts & 'Taker all in ring trying to figure out who the cue was for.

If the "Parks and Recreation" creative staff took over Raw...

Ron Swanson for GM! He can mock Cody's inferior facial hair.


Haha.  Nobody would ever simply get awarded title shots again, that's for sure.
 
2013-07-22 08:25:05 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: MagSeven: MagSeven in the house!
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

According to Professor Scott Steiner's "Math the Steiner Way, you son of a biatch!" home supplemental edition, I believe I have a 133 and 1/3% chance of winning the Gredunza tonight! Let's see how it plays out!

Looks like we got a full house tonight. Ponies beware!

#nPo

[i1182.photobucket.com image 508x398]

Oh it's on now!

[img.fark.net image 256x256]
RRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 350x273]

*CHAIRSHOT*

"Don't start with me pony girl! Your guys threw the first punch!"

/sup SW?

[i1263.photobucket.com image 281x228]


HAHAHA - that's awesome!
 
2013-07-22 08:25:29 PM  

Fisty Bum: verbaltoxin: Fisty Bum: JBL and Michael Cole chants already.  The crowd does not care.

I'm starting to hate this more than the, "What" chants. At least give me a hate chant or something. Indifference is way worse than X-Pac heat.

Agreed.  There aren't any good hate chants anymore.


I miss the halcyon days of, "Die, Rocky, Die."
 
2013-07-22 08:25:35 PM  
Sweet Kick ass 2
 
2013-07-22 08:25:37 PM  
I'm sorry but that pretzel burger from Wendy's looks pretty farking good.
 
2013-07-22 08:25:46 PM  

emtbiz: [i222.photobucket.com image 182x240] here you go dougie


I'd plug her app.
 
2013-07-22 08:26:03 PM  

LucklessWonder: Lights go out. Shield, Wyatts & 'Taker all in ring trying to figure out who the cue was for.


The backstage shot would be a pick of all them standing around, drinking coffee and checking their ticket to see who was up next.
 
2013-07-22 08:26:10 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: CapnPlaty: hachimaki2234: CapnPlaty: Sheamus's thigh bruise is gnarly.

For real. It looked like he had trouble moving on it.

It looked worse when he tweeted a pic of it this weekend.  That is damn painful too, those kicks farking hurt.

Yup nothing fake about that.


Cornette said it best:

It used to be that the people in the ring would act like they are hurting each other and the people will cheer it thinking it is real. Now it is that people in the ring are actually hurting each other and the people cheer thinking its fake.
 
2013-07-22 08:26:13 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I'm sorry but that pretzel burger from Wendy's looks pretty farking good.


Oh, it is.

Over in England, Kevin Bacon is doing phone commercials.  DAMN YOU BERNIE MADOFF
 
2013-07-22 08:26:17 PM  

silgryphon: Sweet Kick ass 2


Buncha mewling quims...
 
2013-07-22 08:26:19 PM  

verbaltoxin: Fisty Bum: verbaltoxin: Fisty Bum: JBL and Michael Cole chants already.  The crowd does not care.

I'm starting to hate this more than the, "What" chants. At least give me a hate chant or something. Indifference is way worse than X-Pac heat.

Agreed.  There aren't any good hate chants anymore.

I miss the halcyon days of, "Die, Rocky, Die."


You get the Cena sucks chants, but yeah.  It's not quite as visceral as actively wanting someone to die because you're rejecting him like a stranger's liver.
 
2013-07-22 08:26:29 PM  

emtbiz: [i222.photobucket.com image 182x240] here you go dougie


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
 
2013-07-22 08:26:47 PM  

jedichrist: DidCapnPlaty: Sheamus's thigh bruise is gnarly.

Looks like he spilled a bottle of grape juice on his leg. It's practically purple.


The end is purple
 
2013-07-22 08:26:54 PM  
Eddie Guerrero's legit trending on Twitter.
 
2013-07-22 08:26:55 PM  

verbaltoxin: Fisty Bum: verbaltoxin: Fisty Bum: JBL and Michael Cole chants already.  The crowd does not care.

I'm starting to hate this more than the, "What" chants. At least give me a hate chant or something. Indifference is way worse than X-Pac heat.

Agreed.  There aren't any good hate chants anymore.

I miss the halcyon days of, "Die, Rocky, Die."


I'd like to see the crowd chant Ignoramus during Sandow's matches. I love Sandow, but I could see this being hilarious.
 
2013-07-22 08:27:01 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I'm sorry but that pretzel burger from Wendy's looks pretty farking good.


I'll remind you that it's a burger from Wendy's.  You can do better.
 
2013-07-22 08:27:12 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: MagSeven: MagSeven in the house!
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

According to Professor Scott Steiner's "Math the Steiner Way, you son of a biatch!" home supplemental edition, I believe I have a 133 and 1/3% chance of winning the Gredunza tonight! Let's see how it plays out!

Looks like we got a full house tonight. Ponies beware!

#nPo

[i1182.photobucket.com image 508x398]

Oh it's on now!

[img.fark.net image 256x256]
RRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 350x273]

*CHAIRSHOT*

"Don't start with me pony girl! Your guys threw the first punch!"

/sup SW?

[i1263.photobucket.com image 281x228]


Here, let me put that to use..

img.fark.net
 
2013-07-22 08:27:29 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: I'm sorry but that pretzel burger from Wendy's looks pretty farking good.


I was going to try that for lunch tomorrow, but Sonic now has a pretzel hot dog. It's farking Sophie's choice.
 
2013-07-22 08:27:49 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-07-22 08:27:52 PM  
Smackdown this Thursday here in Houston. Tickets seems pretty cheap.
 
2013-07-22 08:28:04 PM  

robsul82: Over in England, Kevin Bacon is doing phone commercials.  DAMN YOU BERNIE MADOFF


Random fact: I can legitimately connect myself to Kevin Bacon in 6 people.
 
2013-07-22 08:28:12 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Here, let me put that to use..

[img.fark.net image 400x568]


Um... You really don't want to know what that looks like to someone that... well.. I have problems, but still.  You really don't want to know what that looks like.
 
2013-07-22 08:28:15 PM  

verbaltoxin: Fisty Bum: JBL and Michael Cole chants already.  The crowd does not care.

I'm starting to hate this more than the, "What" chants. At least give me a hate chant or something. Indifference is way worse than X-Pac heat.


X-Pac heat is just nasty....Usually requires medical attention
 
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