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2013-07-22 08:17:10 PM  

eddievercetti: Since my computer is fixing itself, I'm on a PS3, did I miss anything?


nope.jpg
 
2013-07-22 08:17:17 PM  

Moodybastard: and in the midst of the YES/NO chants, Vince quietly struts down and enters the ring. He simply raises his arm, revealing a revolver and blows Maddox's head off. He then turns to the tv's and humbly says
"I am sorry. This was all my fault and I felt it was my responsibility to fix it"


And no farks were given that day.
 
2013-07-22 08:17:18 PM  

Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: MagSeven: MagSeven in the house!
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

According to Professor Scott Steiner's "Math the Steiner Way, you son of a biatch!" home supplemental edition, I believe I have a 133 and 1/3% chance of winning the Gredunza tonight! Let's see how it plays out!

Looks like we got a full house tonight. Ponies beware!

#nPo

[i1182.photobucket.com image 508x398]


HEY
YO
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-22 08:17:19 PM  
Dear WWE

Thank you for improving your product 100000000000%

You have lost your footing but I am sure with what I am seeing you are picking it back up again

Regardless, thank you for trying, unlike TNA which gave up years ago and refuses to do anything but suck.
 
2013-07-22 08:17:30 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Brad said opportunity twice.  Guess he like opportunity.

I should make that the safe word.


No no no...  You make it a word you wouldn't normally say in intercourse!  Come on, that's a rookie mistake.  You'd be forcing him to join a variation on the kiss my ass club and thank you for it and he'd say something like "I appreciate this opportunity" and it'll kill the moment because you have to make sure he didn't get a metal stud in his eye or something.

I expect better from you.
 
2013-07-22 08:17:50 PM  
t0.gstatic.com Come n get it!
 
2013-07-22 08:18:05 PM  

eddievercetti: Since my computer is fixing itself, I'm on a PS3, did I miss anything?


Maddox's making DBD run the Gauntlet tonight, and up next is Limes vs Tacos.
 
2013-07-22 08:18:05 PM  

emtbiz: [www.wrestlerz.org image 306x285] yes!


Embitz, I humbly request names with the photos...you accuracy sakes....yea....yea that's the ticket.
 
2013-07-22 08:18:08 PM  

dellsworth1007: DBD does not need to prove himself

/armbar


Right, but they gotta sell this ppv. And we get minimum 3 Daniel Bryan matches tonight. If nothing else this is at least a B- Raw for that alone.
 
2013-07-22 08:18:08 PM  

eddievercetti: Since my computer is fixing itself, I'm on a PS3, did I miss anything?


Just a contract signing.  Also DBD is apparently going to be in more than one match tonight.
 
2013-07-22 08:18:17 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: MagSeven: MagSeven in the house!
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

According to Professor Scott Steiner's "Math the Steiner Way, you son of a biatch!" home supplemental edition, I believe I have a 133 and 1/3% chance of winning the Gredunza tonight! Let's see how it plays out!

Looks like we got a full house tonight. Ponies beware!

#nPo

[i1182.photobucket.com image 508x398]

Oh it's on now!

[img.fark.net image 256x256]
RRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!!


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 08:18:20 PM  

Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: MagSeven: MagSeven in the house!
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

According to Professor Scott Steiner's "Math the Steiner Way, you son of a biatch!" home supplemental edition, I believe I have a 133 and 1/3% chance of winning the Gredunza tonight! Let's see how it plays out!

Looks like we got a full house tonight. Ponies beware!

#nPo

[i1182.photobucket.com image 508x398]

Oh it's on now!

[img.fark.net image 256x256]
RRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 322x546]


"Supercampion!"

"What"

"GET THE TABLLLLLES!!"
 
2013-07-22 08:18:22 PM  

eddievercetti: Since my computer is fixing itself, I'm on a PS3, did I miss anything?


Just a build-up promo between Cena and DBD with some dumbass in the ring for stupidity sake
 
2013-07-22 08:18:27 PM  
WE NEED DIAGRAMS!
 
2013-07-22 08:18:30 PM  
Nice speech, I'm just sick of the "by golly I like your favorites too" politician crap that happens every time Cena feuds with a smark guy.   It's just so transparently phony.
 
2013-07-22 08:18:31 PM  
LIMES EVERWHAR
 
2013-07-22 08:18:32 PM  
I can only hope the Wyatts come in and decimate Limes and Del Rio.....didn't we see that match at about 3 PPVS in 2012. Le sigh.
 
2013-07-22 08:18:33 PM  
Sheamus/ADR?  Gee, never saw this match before.
 
2013-07-22 08:18:41 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 08:18:44 PM  
Sheamus's thigh bruise is gnarly.
 
2013-07-22 08:19:02 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-22 08:19:04 PM  

Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: MagSeven: MagSeven in the house!
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

According to Professor Scott Steiner's "Math the Steiner Way, you son of a biatch!" home supplemental edition, I believe I have a 133 and 1/3% chance of winning the Gredunza tonight! Let's see how it plays out!

Looks like we got a full house tonight. Ponies beware!

#nPo

[i1182.photobucket.com image 508x398]

Oh it's on now!

[img.fark.net image 256x256]
RRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 322x546]


Your guns are nothing when compared to the awesome firepower of the npo
 
2013-07-22 08:19:07 PM  
Wow, Sheamus got a plum there.
 
2013-07-22 08:19:17 PM  

i1182.photobucket.com

¡Viven de largo Alberto Del Rio, una vez y Campeón Pesado del Mundo! ¡Caída rápida de la muerte de mayo a sus enemigos!

¡Todos granizan Alberto Del Rio, Rey de los Mexicanos!

 
2013-07-22 08:19:34 PM  
No sun makes for better bruises apparently.
 
2013-07-22 08:19:34 PM  

CapnPlaty: Sheamus's thigh bruise is gnarly.


For real. It looked like he had trouble moving on it.
 
2013-07-22 08:19:36 PM  

verbaltoxin: dellsworth1007: DBD does not need to prove himself

/armbar

Right, but they gotta sell this ppv. And we get minimum 3 Daniel Bryan matches tonight. If nothing else this is at least a B- Raw for that alone.


3 matches vs. the members of 3MB?
 
2013-07-22 08:19:37 PM  
ALBERTO NO ON GIVES A DAMN ABOUT ME WITHOUT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICARDO DEL RIO!
 
2013-07-22 08:19:41 PM  

robsul82: Nice speech, I'm just sick of the "by golly I like your favorites too" politician crap that happens every time Cena feuds with a smark guy.   It's just so transparently phony.


See my tapeworm speech above.
 
2013-07-22 08:19:56 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Sheamus/ADR?  Gee, never saw this match before.


They have RVD. Why not have ADR/RVD feud?

Or at least a Punk/RVD feud would be cool
 
2013-07-22 08:19:56 PM  

robsul82: Nice speech, I'm just sick of the "by golly I like your favorites too" politician crap that happens every time Cena feuds with a smark guy.   It's just so transparently phony.


It's why face vs. face feuds struggle. "I respect you." "Well by golly, I respect you too!" It's hard to get into that unless both guys are masters of the craft.
 
2013-07-22 08:19:56 PM  
estaticos02.marca.com Obey!
 
2013-07-22 08:20:03 PM  

ShiningWizard: my lip balm addiction: Captain Steroid: my lip balm addiction: MagSeven: MagSeven in the house!
[img.fark.net image 300x300]

According to Professor Scott Steiner's "Math the Steiner Way, you son of a biatch!" home supplemental edition, I believe I have a 133 and 1/3% chance of winning the Gredunza tonight! Let's see how it plays out!

Looks like we got a full house tonight. Ponies beware!

#nPo

[i1182.photobucket.com image 508x398]

Oh it's on now!

[img.fark.net image 256x256]
RRRRIIIIIIIPPPP!!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 350x273]


*CHAIRSHOT*

"Don't start with me pony girl! Your guys threw the first punch!"

/sup SW?
 
2013-07-22 08:20:06 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-22 08:20:17 PM  
"Hey, these people only care about the short fat guy who comes out with Del Rio, not Del Rio himself!" would've fit in well into Cena's speech.
 
2013-07-22 08:20:22 PM  
If Alberto Del Rio doesn't win this, then that belt means absolutely nothing. I'm guessing an interference interruption perhaps?
 
2013-07-22 08:20:36 PM  
Lights go out. Shield, Wyatts & 'Taker all in ring trying to figure out who the cue was for.
 
2013-07-22 08:20:38 PM  

eddievercetti: WE NEED DIAGRAMS!


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 08:20:52 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: verbaltoxin: dellsworth1007: DBD does not need to prove himself

/armbar

Right, but they gotta sell this ppv. And we get minimum 3 Daniel Bryan matches tonight. If nothing else this is at least a B- Raw for that alone.

3 matches vs. the members of 3MB?


My guess is Ryback, one of the Real Americans, and maaaaaaaaybe Dean Ambrose, but I doubt it. Too many heads would explode if that occurred.
 
2013-07-22 08:20:53 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: Brad said opportunity twice.  Guess he like opportunity.

I should make that the safe word.

No no no...  You make it a word you wouldn't normally say in intercourse!  Come on, that's a rookie mistake.  You'd be forcing him to join a variation on the kiss my ass club and thank you for it and he'd say something like "I appreciate this opportunity" and it'll kill the moment because you have to make sure he didn't get a metal stud in his eye or something.

I expect better from you.


You should also make it a word/phrase that is easily discernible when the mouth is otherwise filled.

/or so I've heard
 
2013-07-22 08:20:56 PM  

emtbiz: [estaticos02.marca.com image 570x316] Obey!


hubba hubba
 
2013-07-22 08:21:20 PM  

jedichrist: I can only hope the WyattsShield come in and decimate Limes  Cena and Del Rio.....didn't we see that match at about 3 PPVS in 2012. Le sigh.


When you think about it, Limes is pretty much an Irish Cena sans the charitable streak.
 
2013-07-22 08:21:27 PM  
I like this meaner, nastier Del Rio.
 
2013-07-22 08:21:33 PM  

CapnPlaty: If Alberto Del Rio doesn't win this, then that belt means absolutely nothing. I'm guessing an interference interruption perhaps?


Nah, he'll job clean to Limes because fark MIDCARD TITLES.

Wait... the World Title isn't supposed to be a midcard title?  When'd this happen?
 
2013-07-22 08:21:42 PM  

LucklessWonder: Lights go out. Shield, Wyatts & 'Taker all in ring trying to figure out who the cue was for.


If the "Parks and Recreation" creative staff took over Raw...
 
2013-07-22 08:21:49 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: Brad said opportunity twice.  Guess he like opportunity.

I should make that the safe word.

No no no...  You make it a word you wouldn't normally say in intercourse!  Come on, that's a rookie mistake.  You'd be forcing him to join a variation on the kiss my ass club and thank you for it and he'd say something like "I appreciate this opportunity" and it'll kill the moment because you have to make sure he didn't get a metal stud in his eye or something.

I expect better from you.


You say that like I'm supposed to understand him with the ball gag in his mouth.  I thought you knew me, Y2P.
 
2013-07-22 08:21:52 PM  
Did

CapnPlaty: Sheamus's thigh bruise is gnarly.


Looks like he spilled a bottle of grape juice on his leg. It's practically purple.
 
2013-07-22 08:22:11 PM  
Are they chanting Michael Cole?
 
2013-07-22 08:22:16 PM  

hachimaki2234: CapnPlaty: Sheamus's thigh bruise is gnarly.

For real. It looked like he had trouble moving on it.


It looked worse when he tweeted a pic of it this weekend.  That is damn painful too, those kicks farking hurt.
 
2013-07-22 08:22:17 PM  
JBL and Michael Cole chants already.  The crowd does not care.
 
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