If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Bleacher Report)   Will Kane finally face the Wyatts? Who will Big Show target when he returns? Is Lesnar done with Punk? How will Bryan respond to Cena? Find out on RAW (8pm est)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1748
    More: Cool, John Cena, Brock Lesnar, Monday Night Raw, Big Show, Barclays Center, WWE Championship, Rob Van Dam, Stephanie McMahon  
•       •       •

235 clicks; posted to Sports » on 22 Jul 2013 at 7:30 PM (52 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



1748 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last
 
2013-07-22 07:41:19 PM
I bet if you made a Venn Diagram of wrestling fans, loser pony fans, and people that saw Grown Ups 2, it would just be one sad, sad circle.
 
2013-07-22 07:41:34 PM

emtbiz: [i.imgur.com image 850x589]


But that's more beautiful.....
 
2013-07-22 07:41:34 PM

Igor Jakovsky: 1. Pics of what he is eating


TOO MANY EGGS
 
2013-07-22 07:41:49 PM

hachimaki2234: WOOOOOOOOO, I have returned to the fWc, baby! Now, I'm feeling good and looking even better, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, so I"m here for my THREE TIME, THREE TIME, THREE TIME TITLE!


*Lowblow*

/#heel
 
2013-07-22 07:41:59 PM
My NPO brothers...

The ponies may have the gredunza, but fear not. When the revolution comes, we shall bathe in the blood of the ponies

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-22 07:42:46 PM

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Oh, whoever is consolidating older FWC data:  Send me an email.  I have a list of attachments and data ready to send over.  :)

Sent.


Just kidding. Apparently Gmail hates the ultrafark email address.
 
2013-07-22 07:42:46 PM

clintster: http://fwc.wikia.com


Holy crap that is so awesome!!!
 
2013-07-22 07:43:38 PM

Karate Explosion: I bet if you made a Venn Diagram of wrestling fans, loser pony fans, and people that saw Grown Ups 2, it would just be one sad, sad circle.


We prefer the term concentric circles
 
2013-07-22 07:43:42 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: hachimaki2234: WOOOOOOOOO, I have returned to the fWc, baby! Now, I'm feeling good and looking even better, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, so I"m here for my THREE TIME, THREE TIME, THREE TIME TITLE!

*Lowblow*

/#heel


Now that's the kind of welcome I was expecting, lol. That, or a chairshot.
 
2013-07-22 07:43:56 PM
In any case, it's time... it's time... IT'S WCHC TIME!!!

Last week's challenge was for Wrestlemania VI (the classic Hogan vs. Warrior headliner from Skydome). I had four entries and they all had their virtues:

Verbaltoxin:

WILL Brutus give Mr. Perfect the perfect shave? WILL The Colossal Connection decapitate Demolition? WILL Roddy Piper set race relations back 50 years? WILL Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire crown the Macho King and Scary Queen? It's your Wrestlemania 6 thread.


Captain Steroid:

CAN Hulkamania survive "The Ultimate Challenge"? WILL Demolition retake the Tag Team titles from the "Colossal Connection"? IS "Rowdy" Roddy Piper racist or a closet Trekkie? LIVE from Toronto, THIS is YOUR WrestleMania VI Discussion Thread (8pm ET on PPV)


FirstNationalBastard

How did Vince manage to get such a big star like Steve Allen to appear? Will Dusty Rhodes jiggle his belly-welly all over Queen Sherri? Can Pat Patterson manage to choreograph a decent match between The Warrior and Hulk Hogan?  It's Wrestlemania VI, 7 PM, Live on PPV


Grand_Moff_Joseph

Can Team Canada stop the Russian Revolution? Will the Perfect Streak come to an end? Can the power of the Ultimate Warrior overcome Hulkamainia to unify the titles? Find out tonight on Wrestlemania VI (8pm est, PPV)

___________________________________________________________________ ___ __

For a second I was hoping someone might make a sidelong reference to Edge being in the audience for that one, but no matter. :)


After looking at each one closely, I decided that FirstNationalBastard takes the challenge this week (never underestimate a good "Belly Welly" reference). Congratulations FNB! Here is your badge:

i107.photobucket.com

And EqualOpportunityEnslaver, here is your badge from last week. Thank GAWD I got my desktop running agayne.

i107.photobucket.com

Back in a moment with this week's contesti107.photobucket.com

Back in a moment with this week's challenge, brought to you by [Redacted] Brand Pillows.
 
2013-07-22 07:46:08 PM

ShiningWizard: http://fwc.wikia.com


I love how under the Factions page it features "Drunks".
 
2013-07-22 07:46:30 PM
Oh, and pardon the threadjack, but I got a lot of new stuff during the Steam summer sale, and need people to play with. Username: nx_johnson.
 
2013-07-22 07:46:56 PM

emtbiz: [24.media.tumblr.com image 279x586] Come and get it!


My current favorite pic of Paige...
dailywrestlingnews.com

She really should be nicer to Bayley!
 
2013-07-22 07:47:13 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-22 07:47:21 PM
What;s up peeps


DEATH TO PONIES
 
2013-07-22 07:47:39 PM

ManateeGag: Captain Steroid: 1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"

I've been wondering, how do you keep track of what post number something is?


I have mine set to 250 posts per page.  So post number 4 on page 5 is 1004.
 
2013-07-22 07:48:01 PM

ShiningWizard: emtbiz: [24.media.tumblr.com image 279x586] Come and get it!

My current favorite pic of Paige...
[dailywrestlingnews.com image 600x800]

She really should be nicer to Bayley!


Bayley just wants to play [THE REMAINDER OF THIS POST HAS BEEN REDCATED IN ACCORDANCE WITH WWE POLICY].
 
2013-07-22 07:48:51 PM
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages -Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week,WCHC goes Hollywood and so does Wrestlemania. That's riiiiight! It's Wrestlemania 21! You have until the thread closes, and the more entries the merrier, so get to thinkin' and writin'!
 
2013-07-22 07:49:26 PM
"We won't be here tonight, Monsoon."

"Wanna tell the why Brain?"

"We are currently RAPING THE WORLD AS VENICE IN CIV 5, BRAVE NEW WORLD!"

"Priorities people, check us out @BobbyandGorilla"

"JUST FILLED THE LOUVE!!!!"
 
2013-07-22 07:49:53 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Oh, and pardon the threadjack, but I got a lot of new stuff during the Steam summer sale, and need people to play with. Username: nx_johnson.


Added.  Anyone who has Recettear in their game inventory is my kind of sick individual.
 
2013-07-22 07:49:56 PM

Fisty Bum: ShiningWizard: lulz to you haters XD

Can someone just be pony ambivalent?  Because that's what I think I am.


You could be pony neutral misfit with this pony neutral meme. i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-22 07:50:55 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-22 07:51:14 PM

tbaughm: ShiningWizard: emtbiz: [24.media.tumblr.com image 279x586] Come and get it!

My current favorite pic of Paige...
[dailywrestlingnews.com image 600x800]

She really should be nicer to Bayley!

Bayley just wants to play [THE REMAINDER OF THIS POST HAS BEEN REDCATED IN ACCORDANCE WITH WWE POLICY].


lulz!

I love Bayley though. It's like seeing my dorky self as a wrestler... and tall... and athletic... and, well you get the idea darnnit!
 
2013-07-22 07:52:14 PM

clintster: http://fwc.wikia.com


NOT. ENOUGH. DOUGIE.

I BETTER GET A MENTION FOR CREATING THE GOD DAMN GREDUNZA TITLE WE ALL FIGHT SO RUTHLESSLY OVER.

BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY
 
2013-07-22 07:52:27 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "We won't be here tonight, Monsoon."

"Wanna tell the why Brain?"

"We are currently RAPING THE WORLD AS VENICE IN CIV 5, BRAVE NEW WORLD!"

"Priorities people, check us out @BobbyandGorilla"

"JUST FILLED THE LOUVE!!!!"


No farking shiat, Brain.  I did a game as Venice and got an easy culture victory on prince my first time with them.  You look at their abilities and you think "can't found cities, can only puppet other cities" and think they're weak as hell, but they're a bunch of evil bastards when you start to figure out how to use them.
 
2013-07-22 07:52:38 PM

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: emtbiz: [24.media.tumblr.com image 279x586] Come and get it!

My current favorite pic of Paige...
[dailywrestlingnews.com image 600x800]

She really should be nicer to Bayley!

Bayley just wants to play [THE REMAINDER OF THIS POST HAS BEEN REDCATED IN ACCORDANCE WITH WWE POLICY].

lulz!

I love Bayley though. It's like seeing my dorky self as a wrestler... and tall... and athletic... and, well you get the idea darnnit!


We need to get you to the WWE Performance Center STAT!
 
2013-07-22 07:52:43 PM
its weird seeing you people  post the pictures of girls, considering how excited you for oiled up men (and Swampbillies) in 8 minutes
 
2013-07-22 07:52:58 PM

clintster: Wrestlemania 21


Will The Legend Killer end The Phenom's unprecedented Wrestlemania streak? Can Batista overcome the odds and put and end to The Game? What the hell is a Money in the Bank match? It's Wrestlemania 21, starting at 8pm on an unscrambled cable box near you.
 
2013-07-22 07:52:59 PM

emtbiz: [t3.gstatic.com image 183x275]


have her disrobed, cleaned and brought to my chambers.

On second thought don't worry about the cleaning, I have my tongue for that.
 
2013-07-22 07:53:19 PM

Dougie AXP: clintster: http://fwc.wikia.com

NOT. ENOUGH. DOUGIE.

I BETTER GET A MENTION FOR CREATING THE GOD DAMN GREDUNZA TITLE WE ALL FIGHT SO RUTHLESSLY OVER.

BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY


Noted, and credit will go where credit is due.
 
2013-07-22 07:53:53 PM

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: ShiningWizard: emtbiz: [24.media.tumblr.com image 279x586] Come and get it!

My current favorite pic of Paige...
[dailywrestlingnews.com image 600x800]

She really should be nicer to Bayley!

Bayley just wants to play [THE REMAINDER OF THIS POST HAS BEEN REDCATED IN ACCORDANCE WITH WWE POLICY].

lulz!

I love Bayley though. It's like seeing my dorky self as a wrestler... and tall... and athletic... and, well you get the idea darnnit!


I do enjoy watching Bayley's matches, though I'm still waiting for the Emma-lution to come to the main roster.

Especially if fans at ringside bring bubble guns.
 
2013-07-22 07:53:56 PM

Dougie AXP: clintster: http://fwc.wikia.com

NOT. ENOUGH. DOUGIE.

I BETTER GET A MENTION FOR CREATING THE GOD DAMN GREDUNZA TITLE WE ALL FIGHT SO RUTHLESSLY OVER.

BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY


And I have my own article, named after me and everything! :=P
 
2013-07-22 07:55:58 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Dougie AXP: clintster: http://fwc.wikia.com

NOT. ENOUGH. DOUGIE.

I BETTER GET A MENTION FOR CREATING THE GOD DAMN GREDUNZA TITLE WE ALL FIGHT SO RUTHLESSLY OVER.

BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY

And I have my own article, named after me and everything! :=P


FARK YOU
 
2013-07-22 07:56:10 PM
I think you guys wont hit 1000 until thursday
 
2013-07-22 07:56:15 PM

clintster: In case you haven't seen it yet, we now have a wiki, which includes a FAQ. Still underdevelopment, but if you have something to contribute, go ahead on.

http://fwc.wikia.com

I'll update the WCHC from last week in a moment.


I'm confused. Is there actual content yet? All I really get when I go there are categories with a few links that don't really go anywhere. I'm doing this on mobile so that may be my problem. Shrug. Thanks for getting it going.
 
2013-07-22 07:56:30 PM
 Soon!
 
2013-07-22 07:57:03 PM

Karate Explosion: I think you guys wont hit 1000 until thursday


Hey look, it's the guy who wishes he was [REDACTED]
 
2013-07-22 07:57:18 PM

Dougie AXP: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Dougie AXP: clintster: http://fwc.wikia.com

NOT. ENOUGH. DOUGIE.

I BETTER GET A MENTION FOR CREATING THE GOD DAMN GREDUNZA TITLE WE ALL FIGHT SO RUTHLESSLY OVER.

BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY

And I have my own article, named after me and everything! :=P

FARK YOU


Someone needs some of the magic vodak.
 
2013-07-22 07:57:21 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-22 07:57:22 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "We won't be here tonight, Monsoon."

"Wanna tell the why Brain?"

"We are currently RAPING THE WORLD AS VENICE IN CIV 5, BRAVE NEW WORLD!"

"Priorities people, check us out @BobbyandGorilla"

"JUST FILLED THE LOUVE!!!!"

No farking shiat, Brain.  I did a game as Venice and got an easy culture victory on prince my first time with them.  You look at their abilities and you think "can't found cities, can only puppet other cities" and think they're weak as hell, but they're a bunch of evil bastards when you start to figure out how to use them.





No shiat dude! I play them like "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase... Ok now I need a mod that replaces their leader with Ted and plays "Money, money, money" when you go to war...
 
2013-07-22 07:58:20 PM
WHAT'S UP YOU LARPING MARK CLOPPERS? THE NPO IS IN LA CASA. I HAVE SOME SWEET SURPRISES FOR EVERYONE TONIGHT. (but I am at the grocery store right now with the wife so they'll have to wait)
 
2013-07-22 07:58:40 PM

Dougie AXP: Karate Explosion: I think you guys wont hit 1000 until thursday

Hey look, it's the guy who wishes he was [REDACTED]


No thanks. he didnt destroy you all... .he set his goals too low. Mine are much, much higher.
 
2013-07-22 07:58:47 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Dougie AXP: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Dougie AXP: clintster: http://fwc.wikia.com

NOT. ENOUGH. DOUGIE.

I BETTER GET A MENTION FOR CREATING THE GOD DAMN GREDUNZA TITLE WE ALL FIGHT SO RUTHLESSLY OVER.

BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY

And I have my own article, named after me and everything! :=P

FARK YOU

Someone needs some of the magic vodak.


It's the Holy Vodak....farker.
 
2013-07-22 07:59:01 PM

Supercampion: WHAT'S UP YOU LARPING MARK CLOPPERS? THE NPO IS IN LA CASA. I HAVE SOME SWEET SURPRISES FOR EVERYONE TONIGHT. (but I am at the grocery store right now with the wife so they'll have to wait)


He's buying us skim milk instead of 2%. Bastard.
 
2013-07-22 07:59:08 PM

Karate Explosion: its weird seeing you people  post the pictures of girls, considering how excited you for oiled up men (and Swampbillies) in 8 minutes


That's why he is invaluable to the NPO.
 
2013-07-22 07:59:09 PM
And tonight, I work on my book while tweeting and larping.
 
2013-07-22 07:59:10 PM

Supercampion: CSB TIME

This actually happened last night. I had a dream that I was friends with Daniel Bryan and they were having a PPV in my home town of Del Rio, TX. He and I were palling around Del Rio, and he was getting noticed and the like and I was marking out. Anyways, I was excited because I had front row seats right on the corner of the black padding and in front of the TV cameras so I was asking all of you what to put on my posterboards. I remember I had one with a big #fWc on it. The ppv was in a local arena and only about 1/2 sold out which dissapointed me. WWE was covering the empty upper deck (which was half empty with cardboard cutouts and black tarps). The matches themselves sucked and were boring and the crowd was totally Sioux City. I think the main event was Champion DBD vs Undertaker for the strap which DBD won. The most vivid part of the dream though was I was trying to post on fWc during the PPV for live updates and general snarkiness but the internet wasn't working good in the arena and I was super frustrated.

I am an adult man, 32 years of age, married with children. I shouldnt have dreams like this. THANKS OBAMA AND FARK.

END CSB


botchedspot.com

Congrats.  You're the wrestling nerd other wrestling nerds make fun of.  That's a shame you'll take to the grave.
 
2013-07-22 07:59:13 PM

Igor Jakovsky: clintster: In case you haven't seen it yet, we now have a wiki, which includes a FAQ. Still underdevelopment, but if you have something to contribute, go ahead on.

http://fwc.wikia.com

I'll update the WCHC from last week in a moment.

I'm confused. Is there actual content yet? All I really get when I go there are categories with a few links that don't really go anywhere. I'm doing this on mobile so that may be my problem. Shrug. Thanks for getting it going.


There's not much. The beginnings of a FAQ, A list of the LARP belts and factions. A few placeholders for more specific entries. A couple of troll pages by [REDACTED]. Hopefully the mobile version will show more by tomorrow.
 
2013-07-22 07:59:31 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Awww, thanks. But I would have made it:

10. KellyKellyKelly stalks Pretty Ref

lulz

Good idea.  I can swap #3 for a K3 reference!  :)


HE'S PRETTY GM, DAMMIT!

/so, so pretty...
 
2013-07-22 07:59:40 PM
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com

THEN.  NOW.  GAGNE.
 
Displayed 50 of 1748 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report